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ahaika23:
I believe what my pastor said about Buhari being likened to Pharaoh and the one who God will disgrace as His children will find Hope in hopelessness.

Ur pastor is a fake pastor, Shikena.

#PDPMUSTDIE #PDPMUSTDIE #PDPMUSTDIE 4 US 2 ENJOY OUR NIGERIA.

just asking for advse na, na curse una dey curse ni?

A Man Was Arrested For Not Using His Seat Belt On His Way
From Abuja To Lagos. All his Plea To Incure The Mercy Of The
Police Officer Who Arrested Him Was To No Avail. At Last He
Was Released After The Police Had Collected Two Thousand
Naira From Him. Few Metres To Get Home. An Android Phone
Worth One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Rang Beside Him. The Conversation Between Him And The Caller Revealed That The
Phone Fell From The Police Officer Who Insisted On Collecting
Two Thousand Naira Before The Man Could Be Released.
Please! Should This Man Release The Phone? My Friend Need
Your Views.

idupaul:
Your Moniker is business ideas but ironically your business sense is very myopic..Please tell me what Job Fashola has done ..has he added a single megawatts he added on ground? As I speak there is nothing special happening in the power sector infact i still make do with about 6 hours of light on the best days ..And please Mr Business ideas can you tell me how the MTN fine has helped Nigeria ..for you info that fine did more damage to the economy than good ,it made many of the companies including MTN expatriates billions of dollars out of the country in the wake of the ridiculous fine and guess what MTN still did not pay the fine and instead sent President Zuma to request a negotiations which they ended reducing from 5 billion dollars to a paltry 180 billion naira to be paid over 5 years and guess what dull man its you and I that will pay that fine from phone calls ..try and open your mind bro

Kindly speak 4 ursef I enjoyed 5 days of unintrrptd power sply

Atleast pple are begining to put value on pregnancy unlike b4 wen abortion was d order of d day. U can do anifin 2 celebrate procreation.

Now I c that 16yrs of PDP rule has replace some pple's brain with stupidity...... c their cmmnts. I pity the poor cos poverty is frm the mind

Wailers, take this light even though u gave no light wen u were there ;

AtlanticBreeze:
48 hours uninterrupted darkness in my area now and still counting..
#GodPunishBuhari
#Buhariiscorruption

Pple dat re usd 2 cursing ple like u are alwys attracting darkness. U don't knw ?

emmy4lov:
I see..its Buhari trend...!

When u can't c good tins in people, u can't attract it also Stop tagging evry post Buhari trnd.

48 Hours Of unintrrptd Electricity in my area and it's still on now.
I'm convinced we are gettng there. I wtnessd this last wen I was in Sec schl, abt 17yrs ago.Thank u for this
#GODBLESSBUHARI
#CURRUPTIONnotInMACOUNTRY
#GODBLESSNIGERIA

Eminembuz:
Anything you are found of doing be of good type and be committed to be prowess so that you will not be convicted for severe errors...nice one opss...abeg excuse me! make I laugh loud small..

tnx

Lecturer walked into d lecture room & announced that there will be an emergency Test, went straight to d board, writes the Instructions thus:

1. Time: 15mins 2. No copying
3. No Cancellation of Answers.
4. You're free to open your notes & textbooks.

He then told the students to get set and began to dictate the Questions...

1. LIST YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
Immediately, students began to list.

Guys were writing Pounded Yam, Eba, Fufu, Okro Soup.
Girls were busy writing Pizza, Sharwamah, Chicken, Vanilla, Ice-cream.
Q2. EXPLAIN HOW TO PREPARE YOUR FAVOURITE MEALS AS LISTED IN QUESTION 1

Come see Tension... Come see Girls and Cancellation.
They cancelled & Started changing the No1 Question to... Beans, Eba, Rice, Egg, Yam, Tea, Koko.
Some even wrote Water......(Do we cook water too??) My dear girls why

peterjero:
This is my opinion
1. Manual cars are cheap to maintain
2. Manual cars are interesting to drive
3. You are always in control
4. Fuel economy is always better
5. When battery weak you push to start
6. Same when the kickstarter is bad
7. YOU MAKE YOUR FINAL BUYING DECISION

He has said it all.
I drive manual car in Lagos nd I dont hv issues in traffic like u pple actully mentiond
Infact, changing gears is what I enjoy while driving.

Dem go don give am title like" OTUTUNOBETUTU 1 OF OGARA LAND"
lol....
nd MAMA PEACE go don say "SUGAR BAG, NA ONLY U WAKA COME, HOW IS UR WIVES AND CHILDS? DEARIS GOD OOO"

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rapistomenka:
Really an interesting moment in Nigeria....

A herdsman that has spent all his entire life in the bush now interprets the law for us

It shall never be well with Mohamed Buhari

Say dat again 2 ur father
cos dat's ma President.
What u dont hav u can't give.
Ndi ara, PRODUCT OF A LEAKING CONDOM

Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200-300
million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to swim
upwards within the tract to meet with the ovum. Of the over
200 million that are deposited, only 300-500 actually reach the
site( others get tired on the way because it is no small race Lol)
And of the 300 that manage to reach the egg only one fertilises the egg, and in this case the winning one was
YOU..,,WOW!!
Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without
your eyes and you won, you ran without a certificate and you
won, you ran without a thump print and you won, you ran
without an education, you ran without help...and you won. What makes you think that you will lose now? Now that you
have both eyes and legs, now that you have a certificate, now
that you have a plan, a dream and a vision...
Beloved, you didn't give up on day one, you can't give up now,
giving up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, always remember that u're a wina

blueto:
LATEST UPDATE ON RIO OLYMPICS
AFRICAN COUNTRIES MEDAL TABLE SO FAR..... SOUTH AFRICA : 3 gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze. ETHIOPIA : 2 gold, 1 silver. KENYA : 1 gold, 1 bronze. EGYPT : 1 bronze. TUNISIA : 1 silver. NIGERIA : 1 copper, 2 wood and 3 rubber. GHANA : 4 Aluminium, 2 zinc, 3 magnesium. GAMBIA : 2 bags of sand, 3 bags of charcoal and 2 gallons of Palm oil

This guy abeg no kill me here Lmao

CSTR13:
We can see how much your national leaders have developed your utterly backward enclave.
Simpleton with a two digit brain cells. Instead of you to learn from her the american culture of civil disobedience that is sorely needed in that shitthole of a country to change things, you are busy pandering to backward awolowo tribal politics.

That's y ur bradas are d hustlers in our land.
AWON WERE SPOTTED HERE

CSTR13:
We can see how much your national leaders have developed your utterly backward enclave.
Simpleton with a two digit brain cells. Instead of you to learn from her the american culture of civil disobedience that is sorely needed in that shitthole of a country to change things, you are busy pandering to backward awolowo tribal politics.

That's y ur brada are d hustlers in our land.
AWON WERE SPOTTED HERE

Sunnycliff:
As usual, we are entering a new week and a new distraction has to be released to the gullible zombies so that they won't be able to ask for democracy dividends in their slave master's manifestoes!

Rcve sense IJN.

Engrpj:
Its a Good achievement here on earth, the Question is, Will she get same awards from her Creator You might be very influential, but are u recognized by God.... Repent because Heaven is real likewise HELL.

It was a service 2 humanity, if u fail in dat u have already failed the remaining ones to God. Service to humanity is a service to God. I said so.

Yassar2688:
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The party therefore, called on its supporters to
show more maturity while pointing out the flaws
of the President Muhammadu Buhari’s
administration. Read their tweets below: 5. Henceforth, we commit to focusing only on
the issues and proffering cogent & competent
solutions to the issues facing the nation. — PDP Nigeria (@PdpNigeria) July 19, 2016 … & maturity as we point out the many
obvious flaws of this administration and
proffer solutions & alternatives to their many
failures. — PDP Nigeria (@PdpNigeria) July 19, 2016 pic.twitter.com/MLec0zvVh9 — PDP Nigeria (@PdpNigeria) July 19, 2016 In reaction to this, some Nigerians were
pessimistic, saying the PDP Twitter account had
been hacked as the party cannot change. @PdpNigeria woteva plans pdp is havin to get bak to power has failed already..cos a
leopard cant change its skin. Pdp is doomed! — jostunna (@OkpaJo) July 19, 2016 @PdpNigeria Code Red! Code Red! Account hacked, I repeat, Account hacked. — Nabirkita (@Topsylafresh) July 19, 2016 @PdpNigeria pls change password ASAP. This handle seems to be in control of hackers — I.am.Chijioke (@Joeycijay) July 19, 2016 However, some others described the action of
the PDP as brilliant, saying If everybody thinks
like this, Nigeria will be great. @PdpNigeria @I_am_BossMom That PDP accept responsibility for the toxicity and ready
to proffer solutions, good. Hope without hate. — Michael Nwiwiri (@MichaelNwiwiri) July 19, 2016 @PdpNigeria wow! This is brilliant. What the country really needs. If everybody thinks like
this,our nation will soon become Gr8. @temiokomi — Dao Adetoyese (@teedao) July 19, 2016 @PdpNigeria now PDP is back. Let’s move on — Abdulrahman buji (@Baa_buji) July 19, 2016 @PdpNigeria Nice one,now let’s see you engage. Best of luck — Creo OJ (@olaowoyomi) July 19, 2016 @PdpNigeria @Sam_P01 I am happy for you guys on your new handler — Royal Rebel (@KiingFahd) July 19, 2016 @PdpNigeria finally..

This was disclosed in a series of tweets on
Tuesday, July 19, via the party’s official Twitter
account. The party wrote: “We have noticed, with a growing sense of dismay, the level of
toxicity that pervades the political space
with respect to discussions on national
issues “This toxicity, some of which finds
expression in discussions across social
media platforms, has reached the level
where bridges are being burnt, personal
relationships are being strained and an
unnecessary tension fills what should ordinarily be patriotic and enlightening
conversations on how to move the nation
forward. “We accept responsibility and apologise
for whatever role we have played in
reaching this level of toxicity.”

https-www-naij-com/896862-tired-fighting-buhari-pdp-makes-u-turn-party-will-shock.html?source=index_main&iorg_service_id_internal=692981340802115%3BAfooqXngZA8iKS1F

– The PDP has apologised for the political
tension in the country – The party asked Nigerians to forgive it
for its role in causing a toxic political
atmosphere – The opposition promised to henceforth
focus on providing competent solutions to
the issues facing the nation The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has
apologized to Nigerians for ‘whatever role’ it
played in creating a toxic political atmosphere in
the country. The party lamented that the toxicity has reached
the level where the finer points of national
conversation are drowned out in shouts and
screams across the political divide. According to the opposition, it would henceforth
focus only on proffering cogent and competent
solutions to the issues facing the nation.

sarrki:
GOODNEWS ......Nice one my brothers !!!!! Pls bomb everywhere .

You think you are destroying buhari's Govt ?
Your generation yet unborn will cause you all.
Oil has been discovered in Lagos & Chad basin for your info.
By 2017 when dangote refinery will come up stream nigeria don't need gas from the Niger delta to fire up the turbines .
Lastly the hydro's in
Kainji (Niger state)
Jebba (Niger state)
Shiroro (Niger state)
Gurara (Niger state)
Mambilla (Taraba state)
Kashi billa ( Taraba state)
Kaduna
Farinruwa ( Nassarawa state)
Zamfara
With solar that is going on in Katsina will do the magic by 2018

Thank u

Don't
It's a bastard that uses his left hand to describe his father's house
cntnue 2 bomb

ChangeIsCostant:
something is always involved.. talking about settlement after the help

No, there are some gud pple amngs them. They assisted me 2, on the long bridge b4 Berger nd they stayd wt me all tru till I put water in ma car radiator nd they also provided wter 4 me. I felt so happy to be a Nigerian dat day.They did nt demand for anifin.