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Useless simp

Fvckyouall:
You are a chicken run along now

Useless faggót

Op you are a goat

PinkPill:
Yes

Go to know a woman feels men are being over burdened

Frustrated007:
Marriage is similar to putting a huge weight on your neck and expecting to run fast.
Shits basically modern day slavery

So bad

southniyikaye:
Wetin I never see for nairaland?

See your yam leg now!!!
Abeg, who is that nonentity always asking you to prove yourself? Tell us so we can help you rebuke him or her

Bow legs rather.

Can we see what lies between your legs?

SweetCunt97:
Yes it is

And you don't have any contact number on your profile. How do prospective customers reach you?

BadRadio:
I will treat her like a lab rat until she shows me what more she can offer besides sex.

One crate of hieniken for you

SweetCunt97:
Jim don finish benefit update since. Okro gubbling nigggah

Lol. Yummy food on your profile, is it for sale?

SweetCunt97:
Baba na lie. Shey u no fit use pos send am money?

Or even transfer. Baba de broke and he no wan talk

Our mumu don do. No more spending on unfaithful broke hoes
Please how can I join?

BadRadio:
The Advantage of staying single makes too much sense

I'm telling you...just have kids and make sure it's an agreement between you and your baby mama. You can use your lawyer to oversee the agreement. Once she has finished weaning the child you collect him/her and settle the baby mama you two can go your separate ways then live peacefully with your kids.
That's the best and that's what I'll do

21cents:
And what will a wife be bringing to the table to compliment the man??

nowadays they sleep around in the name of relationship and thus becoming defiled and tainted. if she can't keep her legs closed and stay a virgin for her husband after all these stuff listed up there, then don't marry her.


you've worked/will work too hard to pay the bills as a man, what are you getting in return?? don't accept those lazy girls wanting to just come watch TV, open their legs for prick, and cook in your home. make sure she already has a skill that can fetch her income too.

no say dem no warn you o.

Exactly

I saw this on Facebook and decided to post it here. Ladies respect your husband it's not easy.


ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:

1. NEPA don bring bill

2. Buy bread when u are coming

3. Buy Egg when u are coming

4. Gas don finish

5. Kerosine don finish

6a. Generator no gree start

6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming

7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start

8. School fees don show

9. DStv GOtv etc don stop to dey show

10. Dem come ask for vigilante money

11. Month don end for Lesson teacher

12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?

13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey entertain

14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding

15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..

16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...

17a. Buy them credit

17b. Buy them data

18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights

19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..

20. Dem still wan go amusement park o on public holidays

21. How much be the salary sef..
I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.

How man no go get High BP..
On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room..

My brothers in the house, let's take it easy.

our lives matters.
With or without us, life will continue.

GOD Bless and be with all Men.

Simp

BaddieFreak:
Just like the topic, i go leave romance section for una if you are not careful, una mumu don dey too much for here. The hatred is too much. Everyone is always cursing each other, where is the love?

John 3:16 - For God so love the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

But you don't practice the teachings of God here, why?

I am sure you are going to miss me here if I am gone

Don't go na

vastolord4:
Wait! What is this? I hope he's just joking or mocking the hungry kid.. just don't know why this picture got me thinking the other way round

Lol..

Thank God for her life.

Is this his son?

Just for laughs...lol

Deborah98:
good, you?

Great...it's been ages.

Deborah98:
hey,long time

Hi, how have you been?

Deborah98:
Hello Peeps, how's your Saturday going? mehn I'm exhausted just tried taking pictures out of the stress....

Very boring.

t00dugged:
yes

Ok...I'll be expecting your message. Take care and stay safe.

t00dugged:
ok

Have you copied it?

t00dugged:
you must think this is my first moniker here .Tye fact that you don't have access to the email connected to this moniker is the issue here.

Have a nice day.

Haba ok let me post my WhatsApp number then delete it immediately you copy it. That one will be much better right?

t00dugged:
it doesn't work that way,the only thing I can see when I follow are your comments not mail.

No na, I've been on this forum since 2007. If you don't follow a person back and he sends you a mail what you'll see in your inbox is "felong will like to send you a mail"

You won't see the content of the mail I sent until you follow me back and I resend it.

virginprincess:
Hmmm, will reply when i check.

Ok

virginprincess:
Did you send me a pm that i didn't reply.

Yes na check your email for this my username

virginprincess:
Yes o ,The other ones are small boys style.

Why don't u reply PM's?