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Ok no probs take care sha

Don't know all i know as that i was banned

I wish you the same

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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying. "Just take care of my eyes dear." Aw, how sad. This is how human brain changes when the status changed. Only a few remember what life was before. Pass it on, if u think it makes sense

Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding. One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s rich, but he’s 93 years old, and she’s just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?” The other says, “Well, we have a name for it in my family.” “What do you call it?” “We call it a football wedding.” The first asks, “What’s a football wedding?” The other says, “She’s waiting for him to kick off!”

No go to your doctor all of you that clicked on the thread

Me too, i need agirl

A little political humor on Yar'adua's Speech

Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages.

I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal
Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom
Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze
winner of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of
Naijuria. Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri
imfortant suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in
Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to join
me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like
Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo
should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until
apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari
will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline.

My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know
where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation
with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis
sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, inshallah.

One Nigeria , one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul.

Umaru Yar'Adua

Hi everyone, please i want to know your opinon on this prticular issue he nedds help seriously he is in love with someone that smokes but he wants to know if its ok?

Happy easter to you brother

Am not a shy guy, *
if i want a girl i will walk up to her and tell her how i feel

Yes
i can marry if dwarf if it is Gods will for me

91

Hello everybody am new here and i want friends

Hi my name is Felong and i want to make friends

I wish nessel would be my friend

Nice joke crazykid


I spent the whole day being happy

Nigerian men don't marry early enough because they need to make money the country is very hard these ddays and things are so expensive.
even me, i won't get married until am about 85 to 40 years of age.