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Nathdoug:
Vita milk advert gat me. Finking...dt guy pull car door with e hand..

He come still stand beside smoking car dey hug the gel, dey drink milk.
Dont try that at home else the kind fire wey go burn your ehn!!! still dey gym center

funny right?

e no mean nah!!

Hello guys, have you ever be in this kind of situation? Yesterday my sister came bck from one outing and she was narrating her experienced, she said she had wanted to pass faeces since d moment she left home but because she was in a hurry, she left like that but it got worst when there was a heavy traffic on the road, and she couldnt handle d situation. All her body system was doing anyhow. She almost told d driver to jump over but couldnt make her condition obvious. Even on her way back, she almost cry out until she had to told d bike man to stop for her givin excuse that she want to ease herself. I was just laughing and at the same time imagining what she went through. So i am asking you guys if you have experience such and how you handled it.

Blackfire:
Koju ma ribi, gbogbo ara logun e(yoruba).

voom ka nma, karia e me statement(igbo).

hausa nko?

ladyF:
Eeyah

Invite her home and introduce her again. Or pretend to call ur dad in her presence and hand the phone over to her. Ur male friend can act as dad for the phone call

from experience, i guess? Maybe your bf did d same to you

[quote author=alphaconde post=36427308]Whenever I see someone stranded and needs help I always consider it as a chance to show kindness even if I suspect its a scam. I believe nothing changes my reward in the eyes of God.

So to anyone readin this don't stop doing good. For if you assist a stranger or a stranded person my prayer for you is that you would never be stranded in a stranged land.


Let share a story of St Martin, this story motivated me to be a kind person.


St martin was a soldier. He was returning from war on a very cold night, he walked pass a beggar who was clothless and He wondered how much he felt cold in his tough military attire and yet the beggar could bare to stay without clothes in such a weather.

He tore his clothes in two and gave the beggar one. At night while he slept He saw Jesus christ in his dream wearing the other half of his clothes and christ said to him. I was the one you saw helpless by the road side. I read he gave his life to christ and resigned from the military, hence he is a saint today.

My brethren the message is that don't stop doing good, it may as well profit you for your salvation.


Alpha conde
its good to help, but this dayz its just kind of risky with so many bad news about helpin strangers even handshake is gettin dangerously dangerous now ritualist everywhere. If u want to show kindness it is better to do that in the house of God. That is a safer place. Gaskia

we love you and God love you more.... i thot i wuld see you in unit meeting today, but death has taken you ...Victory baptist church misses you,and santury unit misses you.....RIP

jejemanito:
And i bet he is from Daura

And what does that suppose to mean mind your tongue

kheart:
Good atleast tanoids ll praise apc senator for the 1st time.

Sai saraki

tanoid will support anything anti APC good or bad

Nawa oo na person husband be this ooo...somebody papa. Diaris God ooo

Has anybody ever observed in Oyo state there is no deputy governor. To prove me wrong, ask a brilliant secondary school student in oyo state the name of the deputy governor, your guess is as good as mine.

I ask some of my course mate same question but couldn't get a good response

I need someone to enlighten me on this.

I believe the only way this guy can really show appreciation is buy paying the worker salaries, gratuity and pensions which he owe.....talking out of experience and not propaganda.....God bless Oyo state and God bless ajimobi

Op being an agent of change, u cuold see such because that is exactly what you were looking for, also, if the Op were to be an agent of transformation and GMB in the picture..........ur guess is as good as mine. I believe we were all a nigerian before any party came to play. I look forward to a nigeria where i can call either bornu or bayelsa my home.

GONE SOO SOON

Oga tell me: how is that achievable by collect #1000 from the hungry people and you turn face from it Convince me on this and many more then i will make your campaign poster my wallpaper

Most of what we hear now is propaganda this propaganda that. A politician cannot successful campaign not to talk of winning an election without firstly introducing a kind of confusion which some hungry. ambitionless, empty headed, die hard supporters would start killing themselves over.
I pray that God make this nation a united one irrespective of our tribe and religion.

kettykin:
Anyone ever noticed , most of the people asking where is the money for this and that and accusing the Federal Government of fraud are majorly people from certain parts of the country that contribute little or nothing to the federation account.

The people who provide 99% of the revenue really has not brought this level of grave accusation to the presidency or the Federal government of fraud , why are some people a pain in the ass. concentrate on the meagre , miserly resource that your region can not even sustain without fertilizer subsidy and leave the federal Government alone or at most secede and form your banana republic where you can depend on donor agencies for handouts.

sorry to say, i was kind of liking you response from the start until you introduced regional superiority in who contribute this or that. pleease we all need to stop that.
i believe OP actually asked a question, i believe a question is asked in order to receive a convincing response not an attack. Please watch that when interacting with people. We are all going places. We shall get there as a nation by God's grace

when d race gets hot now the people you defended with your mouth would be ur worst enemy,.
power for the pocket, by the owner of the pocket.

wetin we no go hear...........this one millions of naira has been assigned to fuel generators in the next year budget.......better comot your mind for light!!

GEJITES took deceit after their pay master... it is that most of them actually knew what they are doing but only fighting for their infrapocket and infrastomach

Franzeez:
Buhari has won the election on Nairaland... Stupid one sided analysis... Why did he not analyse the states won by GEJ and the potentials of winning them again.... Abegi


Waiting for FEB 14 from my Atlanta residence

guy you only know what is happen around you, try and check wat the masses are saying in the other side.

psucc:
How else will we develop when some people feel it is their birthright to rule the country and since they are not at the moment, no peace.

Whatever the propaganda, GEJ till 2019
South East till 2027. No more no less.

now tell me the difference between you and them...firewood calling pot black.

why is it that GEJITES will never be in a rush to coment on an evidently analysed article like this one...i gues they are on booting mode in their reservoir of lies...Let the noise begin na..as usual.

richeso:
you asked if he has ''Commissioned'' any project

and i gave you a clear answer sir.

guy you forgot to read the commenced and completed before skippin to commissioned.....noted alright?

Kai!!!

there is God......