₦airaland Forum

About Zenrise Group, read the link below
http://www.jobzilla.ng/2015/11/did-you-get-sms-from-zis-group-heres.html?m=1

brixton:
Imagine the arrogance! How can we ever move forward with these clowns at the helm of affairs?

Nigerians will forever regret voting the menace called APC

dis shud b pushed dis pic to frontpage abeg...rotfl...

Pls wat s happening wit our site (NL)?

Chylo:
Please and please, how can I unsubscribe from Jobberman, as in remove my profile completely Dere does not seem to be a link to do this.

Send ur deactivation message to info@

DesChyko:
I wanted to apply, but I'ld rather wait let them conclude all these investigations first. I can easily be detained because the first letter of my name is identical to someone they desire to probe and I'm from the South East. There's no hope of bail in Nigeria of today.

I dont know whether u kidding or not but i cant stop laughing....

Understanding Federal Civil Service Commission Vacancy Process
Job vacancies in the Federal Civil Service Commission are usually advertised in some national daily newspapers and on the official website of the Federal Civil Service Commission ( www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng ) after vacancies have been declared by the MDAs via office of the Head of the Civil Service (HOS).
Federal Civil Service Commission does not ask for payment of any kind from applicants during the entire process of the recruitment exercise.
All communication to applicants goes through a veritable Federal Civil Service Commission Circular or Memo on this website.
Social media jobs websites and blogs are allowed to copy and distribute FCSC publications, however, it is your duty to check date of publication of such posts and make sure the links on these websites and/or blogs posts are to www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng

BEWARE!!!

Understanding Federal Civil Service Commission Vacancy Process
Job vacancies in the Federal Civil Service Commission are usually advertised in some national daily newspapers and on the official website of the Federal Civil Service Commission ( www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng ) after vacancies have been declared by the MDAs via office of the Head of the Civil Service (HOS).
Federal Civil Service Commission does not ask for payment of any kind from applicants during the entire process of the recruitment exercise.
All communication to applicants goes through a veritable Federal Civil Service Commission Circular or Memo on this website.
Social media jobs websites and blogs are allowed to copy and distribute FCSC publications, however, it is your duty to check date of publication of such posts and make sure the links on these websites and/or blogs posts are to www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng

BEWARE!!!

lahrah7:
Pls do u have d course outline for M.Sc IRPM

Course Content
* Industrial Relations Theory
* Managerial Issues in IR&HR
* Quantitative Research Methods
* Research Methods in IR&HR
* Personnel and HRM
* Labour Market Analysis
* Trade Union Govt anf Structure

Duration: 2 semesters

N-POWER TEACHER CORPS REGISTRATION

The Graduate Youth Empowerment
www.npower.gov.ng

You will hav to choose between these four (4) areas: N-POWER TEACHER CORPS (Duration 2years)

A. N-Power Agro

B. N-Power Health

C. N-Power Teach (Pry & Sec)

D. N-Power Community Education (Civic Education & Adult Education)

Requirement Needed:

1. BVN NUMBER

2. DEGREE CERTIFICATE (pdf/doc/image)

3. NYSC DISCHARGE CERTIFICATE (pdf/doc/image)

4. NYSC CALLUP NUMBER

5. CV (pdf/doc/image)

6. PASSPORT

7. ACTIVE E-MAIL ADDRESS

Others include:

a. Residential Address

b. Phone no.

c. LGA (Both Residential LGA & Birth LGA)

These are ALL needed requirements for application.


OTHER N-POWER PROGRAMMES
(Duration 3months)

1.) Federal Government N-Power Knowledge
Programme 2016 (N-Power Creative)

2.) Federal Government N-Power Build
Programme 2016

3.) Federal Government N-Power Knowledge
Programmes 2016 - (N-Power Tech Software)

4.) Federal Government N-Power Knowledge
Programmes 2016 - (N-Power Tech Hardware)



HOW TO REGISTER

Register first here: http://npower.gov.ng/login/

N-Power Knowledge
http://npower.gov.ng/n-power-knowledge-form/

N-Power Teacher Corps
http://npower.gov.ng/n-power-teacher-corps-form/

N-Power Build
http://npower.gov.ng/n-power-build-form/

To login, use: http://npower.gov.ng/login/

Toosure70:
eleribu

lwkmd

I remember the first time I walked into this ...HUGE (tall is under-rated) man, my skin ran out of me. The 2nd, was in a cafe, his 1palm almost covered the monitor...i fear him...but I think he's not as huge as b4.

Infidelity! Adulteration! Breakup! Divorce!
Just imagining how their Wedding Day looks like...too baad.

Finally, i was able to withdraw all my cash after i threatened to closed down my account (advised by Esq. Babatunde James aka. Babs).
You need to see how one of their staff was trying to persuade me. I told i her i cannot be persuaded because have already concluded be arriving the bank.She promised to get it done while i waited. In the 30mins, it was done.
As i have already decided, i have parted with the bank unofficially.

Thanks to TLAX, Babs and other concerned parties. I am grateful.

Freiden:
Buy a #200 earpiece and a #200 paper tape. Believe me, the earpiece will last like Zuma rock

Baddest guy...

Spectacular!!!

D fact dat u cheated means there is no geniune love. Both party may be together for long, dat doesnt me dey truely love eachother. Many have been together for long m, not really because of love but as a respect of one thing or the other. True will NEVER...i repeat....NEVER cheat. If u truely loves her...if she truely loves u...WHY CHEAT?

IF U WAN CHEAT, WHY MARRY?

ayemerbarth:
I am beginning to think Nigeriia is running a confused system of Goverment.

"CONFUSIONISM"

TLAX:
Send this your experience to complaints@diamondbank.com and you will receive attention. Include the branch where you opened the account and your account number in the email.

Thanks, i have been doing that since last year but to no avail. This is the reason i brought it here.
Too bad.

Femyawesu

10th May, 2015.

Dear ladies and gentlemen,

Should i term this as: Ineptitude/Inefficiency in the banking sector? (pls read my ordeal with Diamond bank and you may also provide suitable heading for the note).

Please, I need this piece of note to be brought to the notice of Diamond Bank management team. I have been frustrated by the bank and i have to voice out.

I opened an account with Diamond Bank not quite long (between 2012 to 2014), both on and offline, in order to encourage myself for personal savings in case of the 'unforseen'. I was to travel to the Northwestern part of Nigeria for the 'Clarion Call', that was when the issue of BVN comes up. I had to rush down to the bank (Diamond bank), to register for the BVN, i was issued a ticket number and was told, after i receive a text from them i should report back.

After some 4 to 5 days or so, my other bank (First) sent me a text to comeby and register for my BVN. I went and explain things to them, that Diamond Bank had given a ticket number to wait for their text or the BVN (either to carry the BVN or to calculate the number, i wasnt sure... ). To cut this part of the story short, i registered with First Bank and was told i can link it with any of my bank.

The unexpected happened. I travelled around 3th/4th of May, 2015. Around September 2015, i tried to withdraw from my Diamond bank account in order to register for a management programme but i cound not (UNABLE TO WITHDRAW...thats the ISSUE but the bank allow for transfer into or deposit in the account, IMAGINE THAT!). I used other means to pay for the programme. On the 12th November, 2015 at 11:20am, i sent Diamond Bank a mail containing the BVN i got from the First bank to link it to my account as there was no Diamond bank in the vicinity i reside (except you travel to the capital, which is about 3 to 4hrs journey plus bad road...i cant risk it, mydear).
They send a mail "Dear A**** O*******,
Thank you for contacting Diamond Bank.
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail.
Please be informed that your BVN update request
is receiving the required attention and ....."
With fast response, on the 15th of Nov., 2015, i received a text that the BVN issue had been resolved and i was like...ONE OF THE BEST BANK IN AFRICAN.

The topic changed, untill i tried to withdraw, then i know the BVN has nothing to do with or did not resolve the main issue. I keep complaining about the same issue, but nothing was done.

I came back to Lagos after this bank had frustrated my life so as to resolve the issue on a one-on-one basis.

After 'parabulating' the premises of one of its branch for somedays, i was told to get some school documents. I even mail the bank and later received calls that they will resolved. I came back after two days to tender the docs with my National I.D. card (that was last week), as i type, no notification, no text, no nothing...NOTHING IS DONE.

I just couldnt come to a conclusion concerning these questions:

* What took this bank so long to attend to this issue?

* Is this a kind of ineptitude or inefficiency on behalf of the staff or management?

* When you have minor issue with your bank or any institution in this modern times, must you be physically presen?

I have to bring this to the notice of the Diamond Bank management, shareholders, their staffs, customers, the general public, colleagues, and friends.

I sincerely apologise in case this note cause any form of criticism.

Awesu Oluwafemi

Pls, Mods, Nlanders and Passerbys, i need this complaint to reach the apex recipients. If this will be the only means for the Diamond Bank team to situp and compete with other top banks in Africa.

Thanks.



Jargons
*clarion call* - National service
*bvn* - Bank Verification Number
*parabulating* - walking aimlessly
*mods* - post modifiers
*nlanders* - Nairaland users

bestestgirl:
It could be the simple truth. have you considered that the young man may actually have such attacks? and that the condition is absolutely not 'hilarious' to him and his family?

If he is a Northern, no doubt @all. Its possible.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is desperate. So much so, in fact, that the Real Madrid forward has given the thumbs up for one of the people treating his injury to get in touch with FC Barcelona for a second opinion. Ronaldo is aware of the professionalism with which the Blaugrana medical services work with and approved the consultation from the very first moment it was suggested."- Diario Sport report.


http://www.barcablaugranes.com/2016/4/30/11542520/report-cristiano-ronaldo-barcelona-injury-lol


Whats ur opinion despite their league race this season?

Who is Teebillz? And who is Tiwa savage?

keryj:
. Where in kebbi

Yauri, Yelwa Yauri precisely.

Heard that Batch A 2016 to camp for only 2weeks. Could this info be truth regarding other states? Over to u otondos.




source: Dakingari camp, kebbi state.

Same @Birnin Kebbi, Gwadangaji rd, saw som last year dec.

This year (2016), just in 2days close to 25 people (including children) died of heat in a local govt in Kebbi State.

Statistical Package for the Social Sciences (SPSS)...gud for research. How well r u equip in E-views?

You r a salary earner, right? my advice: try AMAP (as much as possible) 2set aside dat portion of d said loan (savings) frm ur salary, though it might take a little time. Rather, start up ur biz wit d li2 capital u can raise frm d savings.
NO TO DEBT!

victichy:
It's actually 2-3-1

havnt drive b4, but UR HEAD DEY THERE! Common Sense is not common. 2-3-1

slyIsaac:
Wikipedia at work.... Tat mean yhu go copy name join when yhu dey copy from yhur friend...


Tat said I don't understand why africans can be so dumb... Am sure some alfa or pastor haf already started given false prophesies about the meteor....... Smh

even d quotes, no ref...smh!!!