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JideSM:
Y'ello, kindly dial *510*22# to opt out of quick facebook and send CANCEL to 4100 to deactivate the caller tune.

ThanKs. I have been having this looking for a way to unsuscribe.

[b][/b] I told my boyfriend about it and. . . .

And u are complaining, kettle calling pot black

BlissB:
Wonderful....onana ka kpo?......i so detest it wen pple touch me in public places..especially bike men n these beggars(like say na force 2 giv dem moni)..after asking u if u r going n u kip dem silent..they will go on further to touch u 2 draw ur attention as if u wen keep dem silent nor get sense....it seems i will soon be goin about wit razor or dagger....mk i c d idiot wen go tk me play......as d sayin goes "to be forewarned is to be fore armed"

Verycommon in parks

Sweetguy25:
I hate to hear that phrase "god willing". Its stupid and annoying.
Buhari will fail, it has nothing to do with god. Nigeria is country setup to fail, for the past fifty years every president has tried and failed.
Buhari was there as a military president when it was easier to effect change and he FAILED.
He will fail again and so will the next president after him.
Goodbye.

You are wrong. You are speaking from underworld, just like d witches predicted GEJ's winning. You need deliverance And u need a change in ur mode of reasoning because from d way u are sounding, you seem to be offering sacrifices to your gods so that NIGERIA could remain a failure. Hell NO! Very soon you will testify about the goodness of the nation NIGERIA and its leaders with regrets.

kolonigga:
I think the government should remove the state of origin in filling forms and replace it with "Place of Birth" or "Place of Resident" instead. I think it will make us to feel more united.

What do u think? I think someone from the house raised the issue during OBJ's tenure.

Please no insults be matured
Thanks

I think it should be there. Because it contributes to narrowing down a citizen's dource .

What do you think of age restriction in recruitment?

ignis:
Op, you really tried. You got nice writing skill

Like seriously, is this real or fiction?

this might not be a fiction cos it has happened to so many people, i know about three people it has happened to here in asaba.

omenka:
Lol. Used to prefer the white one tho. The one with desolved milk. The first taste used to be like heaven, then as the ice keeps desolving as you take it it gets less and less tasty. At a point the only thing left would be pure ice with no trace of milk!!

#Nostalgic.

Exactly, you are very correct and true. Those have gone

LMAyedun:
CNN has been known to always paint Nigeria in a bad light!!

then somtin is wrong with nigeria. And truly everything is wrong in nigeria.

Driving and Pinging me

He said Nigerians were currently excited
because the present administration had
delivered in all sectors of national life.

Nigerian govt officials are well known in d world for their blatant lies. Actually GEJ performed but failed in the most important area which is glaring in d face of every Nigerian citizen even sambo himself. Gej's administration has failed to make any serious arrest of chief sponsors of book haram. The administration claim dat BH has infiltrated his govt but for more than four years, the fg is unable to challenge BH. Even with all d powers as the chief chief commander of armed forces, no serious arrest, no sacking or demotion of generals who are involved, no prosecution of commanders who are involved, no suspects , no execution of those found guilty, only to arrest and release them back. To be frank, d present administration is too weak and sluggish to govern Nigeria in d current situation, even if bh is planned by buhari and d northerners to embarrass d fg, their plan has worked for them. The fg should stop pretending as if all is well. All is not.

A yet unclear number of the Chibok girls kidnapped by the extremist boko haram sect in April have been released, officials said.

A top military source said two Toyota Hiace buses loaded with the girls were driven into the Maimalari Barracks in Maiduguri this evening. When contacted, Defence Spokesperson, Chris Olukolade, confirmed the development.

He said the exercise was still ongoing and that appropriate statement would be made soon. Details later…

– Premium Times Nigeria

UPDATE: The defence headquarters has since retracted, saying it was no longer sure that the girls driven into Maimalari girls were newly rescued. Read details here. - See more at:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/politics/168532-breaking-some-abducted-chibok-girls-released.html#sthash.a1a3P2Dc.dpuf

Mynd44: I hope this is not to spite CAN else it will be very sad and pointless

is dat what u are able to figure out from the whole passenge? Did u read statement(s) pointing to CAN's saga directly/indirectly? Be logical, my good friend in ur thinking especially trying times like this.


To the point.
Every dick and harry within/outside d country know dat d FG is not doing well. This issue of insecurity seems to overwhelm the FG, and what d FG needs now is IDEA, SUPPORT and COOPERATION from the general public. If other groups/associations could speak out loud this way on every lapse of d FG, d FG will know they are being watched. So many people have been indicted as having connection with the boko haram but d FG kept mute/defended them and no group/association could rise up against d stand of d FG. We need groups/associations to register their voices and the FG should take commensurate actions towards deleting BH and its sympathizers from d face of d earth.

Apatheist: An article circulating online claims that German scientists have discovered scientific proof of life afterdeath. Is this article real or a hoax?

[size=20]The Story is Fake[/size]
This fictional article was written by World News Daily Report , a website which is known to post fake news in the name of satire. As with many of these recent sites that have adopted a humorless breed of satire, a story will sometimes begin a viral spread through social media as people mistake it for reliable and genuine news. Perhaps manipulating preconceived notions and.strong beliefs also plays a role in the spreading of viral.memes. It seems that people want to believe these stories are true.

life-after-death
[b] Without a doubt, this story is false, though. One need only as far as the disclaimer page posted at the top of the World News Daily Report website. Here is what is says:


Synopsis
The fabricated piece relates the story of a team of German scientists conducting clinical experiments on near death experience (NDE) at a university in Berlin. It goes on to claim that the four year study included 944 volunteers who were brought to a state of clinical death for up to 20 minutes and then revived using a combination of drugs and state-of-the-art medical equipment. These volunteers then supposedly
described vague NDEs during their period of clinical death, which included common NDE components such as out-of-body experience, feelings of being at peace, and witnessing the presence of a bright light.

Article Anomalies
[b] If the disclaimer is not enough to convince people, here is a list of problems with the articles account:
Nonexistent doctor – A Google search on the doctor heading the research, Dr. Berthold Ackermann, reveals no such person. The only results returned are those from worldnewsdailyreport and people who have shared the original article.

Volunteers – Who in their right mind would volunteer for an experiment that brought about. clinical death? Especially for a period of up to 20 minutes. Would you volunteer for such a
study?

Ethics – There is no way that an institutional review board (IRB) at any university would license an experiment that achieved a state of clinical death (even if temporary) in human volunteers. Such an experiment would be a major unethical liability.

Unpredictable/immeasurable variables – Real scientific studies operate on the manipulation of predictable and measurable variables.

Significant statistical changes in one variable that occur due to manipulation of another variable constitute evidence towards or against a hypothesis. In this instance, neither death or near death experience is a predictable or measurable variable that could be accurately manipulated in a way that gleaned statisticalvdata to prove belief in the afterlife.[/b]

Near Death Experience
Despite the fictional nature of this article, near death experience is a phenomenon reported by many people worldwide. It seems to transpire in people of every culture, religion, and belief system with a handful of common elements, yet each account seems be somewhat filtered through the perceptual framework of the individual’s particular culture or religion. Due to the subjective and unpredictable nature of these experiences, it is very difficult to establish any scientific evidence. However, several scientists and doctors have compiled NDE reports and written books on the subject. Raymond Moody and Jeffrey Long are two
such doctors.

For reliable information on NDEs the following websites can be helpful:

Near Death Experience Research Foundation –
A site run by Dr. Jeffrey Long

International Association for Near Death Studies


To be fair, skeptics have dismissed NDEs as hallucinations or false memories brought on by States associated with a dying brain. They also argue that the brain may somehow still be temporarily active when a person is first considered to be clinically dead.

In other words, perhaps the person was not really dead. The Skeptics Dictionary maintains a page devoted to NDEs which can be found here.

Bottom Line
[b] The recent article claiming that German scientists have proven the existence of life after death is fake. A disclaimer on the article’s website of origin admits that.they only publish fictional news stories that are meant. to be taken as satire. Additionally, there are a number
of problems with the article’s portrayal of science.
Although real near death experiences have been
reported from all over the world, there is a lack of
scientific evidence in relation to the phenomenon, and
skeptics have discharged such accounts as false and/
or hallucinatory.
Further Reading
Debunked: German Scientists Prove Life After
Death (badsatiretoday.com: Sept. 1, 2014)
http://wafflesatnoon.com/scientists-prove-life-after-death/

Thank for your time. will make more research for clarification.

You need re-examination

ninja4life: Dis one na very old news,so wats ola trying to say dat dis d evidence dat snakes have legs b4 right? Lets assume its true then dat shows ur god is not so powerful as u tink cos if he is wen he cursed d snake according to ur fairytale why will a snake still possess legs is it dat his curse did not affect dis particular snake.crap well i'm sure there will be some scientific explanation for dis.assuming d bible said goats used to hav 2 heads b4 god cursed them i'm sure my christian brothers would hav started shouting wen d news came out dat a goat with two heads was born in ilorin.mtcheeew such primitive thinkers.crap once again

gede7744: thanks for sharing. even though we ve always known but for d benefit of those u like denying d obvious

U're very correct

dhardline: Hope those drugs dont have hallucinating effects though.

Sure, it has

Is this printer a deskjet or laserjet

German Scientists Prove There is Life After Death

Berlin: A team of psychologists and medical doctors associated with the Technische Universität of Berlin, have announced this morning that they had proven by clinical experimentation, the existence of some form of life after death.This astonishing announcement is based on the conclusions of a study using a new type of medically supervised near-death experiences, that allow patients to be clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being brought back to life.
This controversial process that was repeated on 944 volunteers over that last four years, necessitates a complex mixture of drugs including epinephrine and dimethyltryptamine, destined to allow the body to survive the state of clinical death and the reanimation process without damage. The body of the subject was then put into a temporary comatic state induced by a mixture of other drugs which had to be filtered by ozone from his blood during the reanimation process 18 minutes later.
The extremely long duration of the experience was only recently made possible by the development of a new cardiopulmonary recitation (CPR) machine called the AutoPulse. This type of equipment has already been used over the last few years, to reanimate people who had been dead for somewhere between 40 minutes to an hour.
Near-death experiences have been hypothesized in various medical journals in the past, as having the characteristics of hallucinations, but Dr Ackermann and his team, on the contrary, consider them as evidence for the existence of the afterlife and of a form of dualism between mind and body.
The team of scientists led by Dr Berthold Ackermann, has monitored the operations and have compiled the testimonies of the subjects. Although there are some slight variations from one individual to another, all of the subjects have some memories of their period of clinical death. and a vast majority of them described some very similar sensations.
Most common memories include a feeling of detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of an overwhelming light.
The scientists say that they are well aware the many of their conclusions could shock a lot of people, like the fact that the religious beliefs of the various subjects seems to have held no incidence at all, on the sensations and experiences that they described at the end of the experiment. Indeed, the volunteers counted in their ranks some members are a variety of Christian churches, Muslims, Jews, Hindus and atheists.
“I know our results could disturb the beliefs of many people” says Mr Ackermann. “But in a way, we have just answered one of the greatest questions in the history of mankind, so I hope these people will be able to forgive us. Yes, there is life after death and it looks like this applies to everyone.”
Source:nigeriana.org/blog/86491.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Jetheights+%28Jobemy%29

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lat4real: CBN is still saying the same thing but with better explanation this time. You can withdraw thrice in a month without being charged, but your subsequent withdrawal will attract N65 charges.

pls not in one month but in a day. kindly read again

Why penetrate

I am less concerned right now, d only thing that will interest me is stability of electricity and nothing more.

Gmail for life

Encoredme: Gbemisola Tobi
Lagos State
penultimate university year (still an undergraduate )
07082884120
please as a suggestion ,make a WhatsApp group also .

in d future, i we hav a website or blog, we can start wit free blog, am only sugesting

ehixking: Mine is Ehis /south west(ibadan)/ 07030717445

this is very totful of you. Mine is 08034475520, Asaba

I need serious prayer as I am addited to s*x and sipping beer.

Cry to God. Always eat litle dinner. Eat early enof. Dont drink much water.

otijah: First to comment shaaa.

under illusion

Ladie too. dey want redy made.

nerodenero: This is getting out of hand and I wonder why Nasarawa state was excluded from the states where state of emergency was declared.It is glaring that the Governor isnt capable any longer.

this is already out of hand and leg. lol

There's nothing absolutly wrongt wit d preacher. d listners should've had a 2nd thought. Is it ilegal/imoral to b in pozetion of condom? Is d preacher maried? Maried to a lady living wit hiv? what of birt control? Does d church condemn al d above?