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Estharfabian:
LoL! Uh....Loosen Up A little!

Was just bring sarcastic...

i AM loosened up... just wanted to see how far you could go

Estharfabian:
I just copied and pasted this...

uh... Those kinda legs that are Ugly, Skinny, Of
different Colors, Acne and Rash...


Then lastly, Those ones that have hairs Like
Sambista forests.. Home for Lice, cockroaches
and what have You..

Descriptive Enough??!.

well from what you described, i dont think a leg of many colours exists....
or one that has acne
.....

if you ever see that kind of leg, remember to take a pic and share with me

Estharfabian:
Uh...Legs that Look Like yams??

be more specific what do yam legs look like.
a short descriptive essay.

or pictures... as they say, are worth a thousand words

Jammiee:
I prefer a woman to dominate me and use me any way she wants during sex, but just during sex, not in other areas of the relationship.
Do you think this is why I prefer this kind of women?

probably

Jammiee:
Hi everyone. I find that I am more sexually attracted to ladies who dress and act like guys. I find them really sexually attractive and enticing. I am also attracted to lesbians who play the male role in a lesbian relationship. You know in a lesbian relationship, there is the one who plays the more dominating male role, I am sexually attracted to this kind of women.

Let me give you an example. For anyone who has watched Empire, you know Hakeem's DJ, the slim black girl? Yes, I find her really sexually attractive.

Does this make me gay? Is this a weird sexual attraction? Is any other person like this?

you are not gay since you are not attracted to Jamal or his gay people..

but in a relationship like that, you may find that type of woman will dominate you in the relationship

the turtle couldn't kill you. if it was a snake, the love of life will make you kill it.

but kudos still


also you people should stop referring to yourselves as "a nairalander" you are talking about yourself for christ's sake

Seeeeeeee:
you know now?

no.. no i dont

Seeeeeeee:
For me we talk more than four times a day

talking about what?

jemype:
that wasnt what I typed joo. the autowhatever corrected it cuz I used a harsh word.

i see

Bisjosh:
That's actually on the high side.
Though I prefer male friends to females

i prefer female friends to male friends but i have limits

Bisjosh:
How many is too many?

well no exact number..
for example, there is a friend of mine in school, any time we hang out or i just decide to escort her anywhere, she is greeted by at lest ten guys each time.

sinkhole:
Nkem Ifejika works for BBC and his editor/director approves the article hence, the whole thing is a BBC product!

not really.. its the opinion of a Nigerian and im sure they approve the opinions of people to be published.

pick up a newspaper once in a while and you would see alot of columns dedicated to personal opinions. doesn't mean the editor agrees with all of them

jemype:
men this one is an slowpoke oo

an slowpoke.. look who is talking

I'm sure nobody clicked the link to read the full article. it was a Nigerian that complained about the flag.

people are too quick to judge

on
smart
great body-fit
not too needy




off
talking without restraint
,
having too many male friends.

Bisjosh:
nothing

i wonder when you became a man..



as for me, a banging body is a major turn on and an okay face, not necessarily"beautiful"
she should also be smart and not too needy money wise

turn off?. a girl who talks anyhow, is a major turn off. one who has too many male friends is a turn off for me too

dotna:
shaved legs kwa

she wants a Man at the top and a woman below

shantelrandy:
Turn on's..MONEY,Tallness,Intelligent,Good cooking skills,romantic, Hanging out..
Turn off's: Stingyness AKA Akagum,Sex freak,Fish Brain ,talking too much and Eating too much.

money :-D i like your sincerity

Estharfabian:
One yam legged Pained Nigga spotted...

define yam leg

because i dont think any guy that has packs and muscles should have chicken legs

SomtochukwuViv:
@ dangotepikin,pls what do u mean by 'you will also get a samsung tablet as one of the package?

as it sounds you are give a Samsung tablet by the school

Toks2008:
This will be a very controversial one but as i always maintain...IT IS MY OPINION.

But before i go on,i would like to ask this simple question..Why do we use a condom?

While the answer to that can be too exhausting i believe that many guys will say they use condoms to prevent stds and pregnancy but after marriage they will not even think about using it on their wives but would prefer the lady to use other birth control methods.

This leaves me with one answer to why a man will use a condom on a lady and that is because he sees you as cheap,untrustworthy and a potential std carrier and of-course has no deep respect and affection for the lady...This is what goes through the mind of guys in most cases.

Going back history lane,we will find out that condom was created to prevent spreading STIs and birth control but today,in the marital settings, there have been advanced and safe birth control methods and you will hardly find a married couple using condom to make love which of-course leaves the use predominantly among the unmarried for casual and reckless sex.

So any lady that allows a man use condom on her is sexually reckless and should be placed side by side with the LovePeddler in the brothels and you can as well ask him for payment after the act.....quote me anywhere...condom is mainly for casual sex with a casual lady a man has no deep respect or affection for.

If i am a lady,i would rather not have sex at all than have a man stick a latex inside me.If he truly wants me then let him put a ring on it and then we can start making love the way it was originally designed by GOD.

My candid opinion.

apart from using a condom, the only other contrceptives i know are vasectomy, tying of tubes, and being on the pill.

the first two cannot be done by unmarried people cause they are permanent and you wouldn't want to do that when you are not sure of the future.

the pill has to be started for days before sex and to be countinued after this is for planned sex and not impulsive ones or those driven.by passion.

unless there are other contraceptives that i dont know about, then the condom is the only way for single people to have sex without any worries

unless you are trying to preach no sex before marriage

doesn't really look like surgery to ne, but if it is, the surgeon did a fine job

nairalander2015:
Good day nairaland.
As I write this... I am depressed, simply depressed.. If suicide led to heaven mayb i would have been a victim.
Truly itz nt everyone who smiles that is happy.
MY story
I was born into a deeper life family 20yrs ago.. And I can say i regret being born into deeper life.. I would ave preferred been converted there than being born there.
My travails started in secondary school.. Wen i failed to attend a fellowship, my mum talked harshly, slapped me an said i was a dishes disgrace.. Just because i failed to attend a school fellowship.. And I knew that I wasn't a bad kid.. Jes the gentle type.. Since then it has been bad... When others celebrate their mum.. I can't.. I am as far from my parents as anything.. Jes because they are deeperlifers.. I can't seat comfortably with my parents.. Cos of principles. Next was the battle concerning trousers.. She woke me up one black night with a thundering slap over a slim trouser.. Imagine dat was @16.. I cried and cried dat day.. Dat God made a mistake borning me in deeper life... Jes because i walked with a girl.. She banned me from going out..
Even at a young age... Threatened me that she"ll disown me if I marry a lady who wears wigs, trousers.. Omg.. Now.. I am in the university.. I never want to go home. I hate home.. I am depressed.. So so depressed.. My dad didn't send me any cash for a month cos a friend told him I failed to attend a midweek service.. Imagine.. Yet i am not rebellious. I know fellow guys like me who had big problems with their children but they were rebellious.. But i am not
I feel depressed writing this.. Spirituality without love is a disaster.. Aw i wish i wasn't born to a deeper life's family.. Itz a curse.. I am tired.. Itz threat all the time. I am not close to my parents.. Imagine.. Seems i should just die.. I now see my mum as a enemy.. Anytime i see her i am sad.. Talks too much about simple things in a bad manner quoting Bible over needless things.. Watching ball outside is a sin.. Visiting friends is a nono.. Cos they are highly placed in the church.. Yet no one to share my burdens with.. So sad... Yet they think i am happy..i know many out there experience something similar but are helples.. Oh God have mercy on me.. Itz calamitous to be the child of a fanatic especially if you don't wanna be a fanatic also.... Advice pls.. What can I do? So so depressed.. Feel like dieing to be reborn elsewhere

if talking with your pastor already failed, I'll advice you stay strong and survive until you graduate. start saving money as from now so when you graduate, yoi can stand on your feet for a while, then get a result that would get you a job easily.
the chances that your parents will change their minds is pretty slim but i guess you cant ignore the commandment of honour your father and your mother. prayer would definately help you cope while at home

enieme:
I doubt that the in-laws would agree to their son always being in the kitchen instead if the wife.
they'd be like ' hes taken the role of the wife and the wife is now the one controlling'

how would the inlaws know who is cooking at home

handie:
Iphone is overrated and is UnNigerian. Honestly, I'll take a Samsung S6 Edge over an Iphone 6 anytime. And oh! Before u term me a broke ass dude or not tech savvy, I'll want u to tell me what make an Iphone 6 soo distinctive from an S6 edge..... Apart from d hype and price

just use the phone that works for you. it's that easy

sonOfLucifer:
Na wa o. Christianity not a religion. Islam not a religion.

Na who dey build all these mosques and churches na? All our politicians wey dey swear by the Holie books, dem no get religion?


why una allah and yahweh worshippers mumu lyk ds?

if no be religion, na boy's scout?

ngwa na, nairaland is not a website.

Bros you did not read his comment.
he said Islam in not JUST a religion

DangotePikin:
So Covenant is better than UNN, Lautech, Unizik, etc?

dis regard the list. NUC doesn't even release rankings

AYOBAMEE911:
How Much is the school fees for Mass communication students, I'm one please, help?

last year, it was 799,500

jokunle:
. learn how to talk with your senses.. the guy didn't even deny he took the spray starch. what's a spray starch. ? or you will blame the school itself. arrant nonsense

nawa for you.? he didn't say anything to warrant your reply

martineverest:
He is actually right. In 5 to 10 years time, quantum computing, augmented and virtual reality(hololens,oculus rift and vive), artificial intelligence(Cortana analytic tool and Watson) and driverless cars will replace most of the tech u see today.... Microsoft is about to launch hololens that's tipped to To replace computer,tv and smartphones

so i would buy one homo lens for each member of my family.. when i could have one TV that we could share?... not to talk of internet and other expenses that would come with the hololens