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tswagg007: I no dey o

Innocent, lil kid like me, watin I Sabi sef??

tswagg007: or "omo oko" child Ọ̥f̶̲̥̅̊ ......

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Shey Make I complete am?

Sought out biko, watin dey sup with this supplementary list na Boys gats plan their way..... please throw some lights. Gratias

Like it or not, she's the mother of the world. Let's celebrate her this day and ask for all her virtues to enable us do the will of God.

Ave.....!!!! Maria...!!!

How much na?

worldbest: Being an IT guy does not mean you should be able to type faster than anyone. The average BBM users or runs girl could type faster. However, how much is recharge card compared to their revenue? It's not a scam. You are just unlucky.

Nna biko, tell it to it oo00!

With barely 2 days to go in the transfer market, Man U still have a chance at signing these 2 players that can help them redeem their image.
Or what do you guys think?

OK. Where do you start?

Bro, no bragging, just begging, can this ride go for 350k?

Bro, no bragging, just begging, can it go for 300k?

Bro, no bragging, just begging, can it go for 320k? Please??

380k, VERY serious buyer

No bragging, just begging. Can it go for 400k?

I'm in lere. What's the LAST price bro?

ibadanfinest: guy shey na me u dey refer to as mumu. I will just let it go but don't try that stuff with me again abeg.

Or else...??

iamliltee: Unilag-UI,I thought this year's jamb has a space for only one university...

Bros abeg no mind the mumu jawe.... I also thought same thing.

greenek001: u can apply for physics...iam sori for the stress i passed u thru....wiv physics and dependin on whr u major in, u can stil do ur comp sc for masters...

payment advice was irrelevant sef for pume reg....jus go d bank and buy it

Gratias brother! You've been of immense assistance to me. God bless you.

greenek001: not on nairaland..ur real email..d one u registered wiv on nairaland

Didn't get the mail. Wo, so as not to waste time, I intend getting the COC tomorrow. Do I need to to print a pay advice and take it to the bank (like I did to get the p.utme)? Or I'll just go to the bank directly and pay.
Secondly, I'm SERIOUSLY in love with comp. Sci. Wanted to do BSc in Canada (through my savings), but my sisters and a friend suggested I do it here in 9ja. But now that comp. Sci. looks gloomy, what other reasonable course can I apply for?

greenek001: not on nairaland..ur real email..d one u registered wiv on nairaland

Oh!!!! Okay

greenek001: check ur mailbox....

Seriously bro, I don't think I've seen anything like a mail box on Nairaland. How do I locate it?

greenek001: yeah..i did...i replied the invitation

How do I see it?

greenek001: u wud meet d merit jor...congratzz bro

Bro dI'd you get the mail??

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Big4wig: On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years and I'll give you back the other
ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and
said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You
must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll
give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the
ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you

greenek001: iam sori for the stress iam passin u through, its cos of impersonation dat i dont want to drop any personnal details openly...click on my username and send a mail to me through it..it wud appear in my mailbox...tanx

Lol. Gratias

greenek001: pls, can u send me a mail

What's your mail address?

[email][/email]

greenek001: oga, it wud be wise to chng ur course now dat d form is out

Can I hook up with you on whatsapp? Or BBM?

greenek001: ar u frm any catchment area

Nah. ..I be omo ibo.

Jesutofunmi896: Okay. But you were like criticising me the other day.

Lol. No boss

greenek001: u put in for law shey??

Bros, itaf tayed wey I don dey search for you. What a hard luck I had. Had 61 as my aggregate score but the cut off for comp. Sci., is 63.3. And the badt part be sey, EVERY other science courses were far below my cut off. Biko, what would be your advice for me on my next move cos I know it's not over for me yet.... Gratias boss

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Jesutofunmi896: . I am not a Catholic member. What is the essence of Psalm if GOD does not need your praise? Whom am I to praise if not GOD? Also a Computer Science prospective student.

I never said we shouldn't praise God. Like I said, and quote me right biko, "Our praise ADD nothing to his glory but only HELPS US TO FIND FAVOUR in his sight. You can choose not to praise him and see whether you'll find favour in him. It is quite important we thank and praise God for OUR OWN GOOD

LinoBawse: Eyah! Sorry! Pray well

Lol... Na the only way na...