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The topic don even discourage me sef

It's saddening how Nigerian politicians crave for power. Only a microscopic few have the masses at heart. I hope GMB and bus Jona will make them regret their actions.

GMB my hero!
Akpabio my role model!

Eugenedimgba:
sounds like kratos in God Of war 3.

Bro, God of War 3 also on ps2 or strictly ps3 stuff?? Also GTA 5

We'll see bout that

TheSonOfMark:

That isn't a pout. Maybe my beardline made you think it is. It's not like I was biting my lower lip or jutting my lips (that's what a pout is).

About being gay; My missy once called me a 'lesbian' 'cause I am really into girls.

*yawn!!*

TheSonOfMark:

You butt-licking dimwit! When would you simpletons ever learn to improve your self-esteem? Do you have any dignity left in you?

Chai!! See how miserable oga Jona government don make you become?? Sotay humor be like real life for ya face. Tor. GMB will help your condition come may 29. Ozuo!!!

Issoryt o0o. We're watching including THEM...

stepo707:
Nigeria the land of drama.chai

So you're saying Nairaland is Fujitsu house abi Seun you dey see am

Old.... seen this cap before

Odes above me. Think like a rat and your dry fish will never get eaten by one.

I'll keep asking, if they are not the nwa chibok, then who are they? And why was their capture not known

Twaci:

Start talking!!!

So who are they and why was their capture not known? ??

Twaci:
When u find OP, lemme know

Twaci!!! My Nairaland crush since 1778

The poster above me is the most hilarious comedian in Nairaland that I've ever known!! Bus, you go sell pass gandoki!

schendy:
Arrrrrghhh , that mail I get every day is just plain annoying, I have unsuscribed severally, but no, I keep getting the mails. I don't know what I need an enlargement for, I don't even have a P**is in d first place.

Optimall:
Abeggi... help me tell that man that I am a woman.
I'm tired of his mails,can't remember how many times I unsubscribed already.
Abeggi!

queenyjewel:
Was thinking am d only one goin tru d pain of receiving doz annoying mails everyday.....nd d funniest thing is i dont even av a joy stick o

Hahahahahahahaha! the guy wan do Transgender surgery for una. Then he'll help you guys maintain the dick well

Teespice:
how do I unsubscribe
I am really tired of deleting his mails everyday

Sweetheart, unfortunately, thy canst unsubscribe...

IamOdin:
but mehn,Akpu ara ahu di egwu,,OBI NGWERE!

Hahahahahahahaha!

NOW Y'ALL HAVE DEVIATED FROM THE THREAD TO 'MADAM'S PONY-TAIL-BUUUUBS.... IMOGINE! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO THAT MUMU BROS WEY FIRST COMMENT BOUT THE PONY....

At 1am, I can understand the op.... buh not the others above me!!! Una nor dey sleep!!

Op, I've been there before. What I did was simple. Let her see you often with ONE gurl. Note her reaction(s) (words and/or deeds)
Playfully say something relating to her boyfriend "....what if your boyfriend wants you do go with a party with him...." (you get??) Note her reaction(s). If you're sure from all these that she really wanna go into a relationship with you, then tell her this playfully "... imagine you're my girlfriend now, we won't be playing like before..."

Feranchek

Ah!! Thought I was the only one oo0o!!! Was imagining how I MISTAKENLY subscribed for such rubbish! Me wey geh anaconda already. Watin I wan use him therapy do biko kwenu'm oo0o?!

According to my girlfriend "honey relax... you're only scared of the unknown..." Bros ,seems that's your issue

Ewuro4:
He will get a resounding & rushed back to back head knocks the moment he turned around to say hi, he'll think tsunami hit him.

Next, the lovely girl will be excused, then throw him out of the driver's seat and I'll drive off.


OP are you for real or just kidding?

amokeme:
ill do same in the situation

Buh what happens afterwards?

dominique:
Fake story. So the woman kept quiet till she was dropped at home right? In real life situation, all he'll would have broken lose right there at the wedding venue.

Maturity was all she displayed at that time

A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friends house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some money to use as taxi for transport. He left for the office. The wife took a Taxi to the wedding reception,there she met a fine Girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the Girl asked the Woman how she was going home. She replied that her husband was too busy in the office to pick her up so she would use a taxi. The Girl responded; "My boyfriend brought me here and would be coming to pick me up. I just spoke to him on the phone and he's on his way. Why don't you join me in his car and we would drop you at your house"The woman agreed. A few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The Girl jumped into the front passengers seat of the car and asked the Woman to sit at the backseat, which she did confused and perturbed. Then the Girl introduced her new friend to her boyfriend. When the man turned around to greet the woman, he recognized her as his wife. Nothing much was said along the way. He dropped the wife at home first as planned and proceeded to drop the Girl at her house.........The question now is: If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns home? If you were the husband, what would you say to your wife when you return home. Please its an open discussion

I've gat a '98 campy for sale. 500k last. Wanna upgrade to a rav4 or something better

autologic:
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Bros your number no complete na

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Can't find you on whatsApp

gabolz:
Call me

Drop digits

GAZZUZZ:
What bicycle do you want to use it on?

Hahahahahaha!!! Diaris god o0oo0!! Na Toyota camry tiny lights sha

Please I need the following parts from one or different people
Shock absorber
Set of 15" Alloy wheels and tyres
Exhaust with catalyst

Please it's very urgent.
Thanks