₦airaland Forum

boolet:
@ op, u need charity comments and you've got them. I'm in Akure and there's been light everywhere I turn to. Shagari, High School, FUTA axis etc. Where do you live?

you will surly knw d sensiblee one(s). Na igoba me I dey man

amakaobiemeka:
which other 'sauce' dont you buy it at that price or what! Nigerians beware and remember the bloodthirsty gej said he would even increase it beyound that if elected. Dont come out and start shouting occupy nigeria. Occupy your fatherland now

hMm

malonephills:
Perhaps he's living around those rural area where electricity hasn't gotten to

you don't mean it Oke ijebu and igoba are rural area,wow(bravo)

malonephills:
Same as ijapo estate in akure, the light is ON since 10pm yesterday till now

and u r happy with it,then let's wait till 12noon to see wonder

Ramon92:
help me ask am o..

are u also living at ijapo?

ozoigbondu:
Sorry oooh but here for GRA onitsha light dey since 2:15 am last night till now

see nigerians o, I bet you that come afternoon then u shall underrstand the full the meaning of P.H.C.N

malonephills:
Are sure you really living in akure, I work at ijapo and stay in oyemekun vicinity since the beginning of this year akure have been enjoy constant light, so I don't know part of akure that are in darkness or you are one those bad belle

"I said past four days" lemme ask u dis. Are u d landlord of d house you're living If no,then go ask him that "sir the month is about to come to an end,sir I jus wanna know how much I've spent on petrol for the generator,so that you can pay it as at when due" cos am very sure that your landlord go on gen 4 u guys,and u tink its NEPA smh

Kenai:
We've had 17 hours electricity here in urban Imo.

hmm... That's has been the highest hour(s) of stable power supply in imo,I guess. But do you know,benin republic that's near to nigeria has full and stable power supply 24/7

9ja is richer than this country(BR) SMH

And some would still say GEJ till.... Blah blah blah

emiye:
Can someone Market GEJ in the light of the following :

1. 400,000 barrels of oil stolen daily, yet pipeline protection contracts running in to billions of Naira in the hands of terrorists/militants

2. increased petrol price from 65-97naira in a period of oil boom over 110usd/barrel consistently for years,

3. power supply has not seen any worthwhile improvement 5 years down the line, it is still the same 4,000mw bullshittt+- , i have been hearing since the Obj regime . I just saw a protest on Channelstv of Benin youths destroying properties of the distribution company in care of the region due to poor power supply to their area

4. Thrillions used in paying fraudulent kerosene subsidy annually, that same amount can build four (4.) or more large scale refineries and there would be change. Yet kerosene sold at over N120 to the populace instead of the claimed N50. Refined petroleum products still imported to the detriment of the country's foreign exchange.

5 Excess crude oil account wiped out, external debt profile rising again after debt relief of 2005, and OBJ's pay off of debt. Foreign reserve account depleting.

6. Several local govts taken over by BH, and BH obviously is enlarging its coast, over 2,000 killed in Baga days ago, yet the man does not appear bothered. Military men at warfront claims military weapons are inadequate and not up to date.

7. Failed to diversify the economy after 5 years, but simply lip service, 70% of the budget still on recurrent expenditure in a developing country that needs lots of physical infrastructures .

8. No concrete plan for grand scale unemployment that is a ticking time bomb, but minimalist approach like "youwin" that provides 1,000 jobs annually in a country with hundreds of million unemployed youth.

Jesus death isn't new any more,he didn't DIE,He died okay?

Be a good student nxt time

Ki leleyii n so bayii

for the past four days akure and its citizens had been in darkness,no light. Please where actually is nigeria heading to? Pls if this topic could go far as I think,don't jus read and leave akure city. Help us do the needful,four days I repeat

Darkrebel:
those weren't my words..

I copied and pasted Hon.Patrick's Opinion on the ASUU strike to elaborate more on why I think his Vocabulary Dwarfs that of Prof.Wole Soyinka

better no arguments

Incasity of incasity(as one of my guys said)

Op you could've at least try and cook up some little story to guide ur post,u jus post as if u dey comment whereas u be OP
Source abeg:

Darkrebel:
I choose Hon.Patrick ..
the amount of words he's got in his head is uncountable and infinity in number.
He's like a Political William Shakespeare or George Orwell ..


see his Grammatical Slaughter when he voiced his opinion concerning the ASUU Strike ...

“ This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable
apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of
mobocracy…
With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a
kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped
in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore,
ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.”

see grammer!!! I smell copy and paste

Wole soyinka ofcourse. But I tell you,it would have be magnanimous if Hon patrick's grammer isn't gigantic and sometimes it sounds impudent or dodo,I do look in toto in his grammers and I coulndn't find an iota of correct pronounciation,instead they sound very lugubrious and it makes me feel belligerent and dismal

Anie idibia(at the back) be like:

Choi,davido don rich o see hin phone,smh ini edo see as she quickly pount mouth and davido don't give a damn

Lol

See all my 1st commenters(lol)
Now let's take it this way,what if I post a pic of me standing right in front of #5(naira) bail. Jus like 50cent did. You guys are jus talking,what if the note in each bail isn't more than #10(in 9ja currency)

Janeify:
Lol.
Imagine me selling my phone for #500.
What an O. B. O(black marketing)

lol abii ooo you get am jareee. Kudos

godfwee:
Funny buh not so funny

OMG,I've mentioned vheMa is this topic,am even mentioning her again,she would see my proposal,WTF. Wetin I go do oooooo I dey fear OMG

unibenstudent1:
dija of mavins crew..

ehn ehn WTF abt her?

corisande:

mtcheeeeew!

u dey vex?

ikombe:
where dat my plank

lol wetin u wan use am do?

Are you AD or promoting,which of which is your work/job

Wonderlands:
Lwkmd o guy u nor just get joy at all o

lol no mind am

Holatin,jingh u guys r missing

kestolove95:
May her soul rest in peace in usa

godfwee:
Hmmm, take ur time o OP

zleemshaddy:
This op needs to be flogged like madt .. Lubbish

No vex jare I wrote it the way I felt inside of me

OMG so sad,I called vheMa's number today buh its not going through,so I have to go 2 her house to check on her. When I got their,to my surprise I met her mum outside looking so sad I greeted she answered nosgaltically,I was now forced to asked of vheMa,she replied with "Oh dear its you,am sorry for not answering you when you greeted,vheMa is gone" I was now like "ma,what's wrong?" She replied "yes,she's gone" I asked her to where? "To the United states of america" she replied.
I hissed inside of me,that what's wrong with this mom sef, I asked her that y is she so moody the other time,and she said its because of vheMa,that she would be the only at home right now cos she'd(vheMa) went to USA to meet her siblings there. Am happy 4 her tho buh d reason y am sad is that, why is it today that am about to ask her out,na that 2day she travel out

Anyways save journey vheMa

More updates to come about her

#StayCool

justi4jesu:
They will never know Peace!

no bro,jesus himself taught us not to reiterate evil with evil. And u called yourself just4jesu. I don't see any likeness of jesus in u,may God forgive u

sexymoma:
We all know It David na.. it like telling us 2face is in the dictionary.

whereas his name is 2baba abi?

ollah1:
Shout out to GMB(grab my Muhammed's butt)
Shout out to GEJ(grab ebele's joystick)

Fixed!

lol =))