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Truth24:
Lovely.... Great job op though its dat of a jobless man

lolz,amn't jobless this write up had been in my diary 3weeks ago,I've been busy that's y I haven't upload it,now that am less busy,I jus av to let it out

sexymoma:
O.B.O it jos a stage name.. Simply Omo Baba Olowo..
I thought you wrote "Celebrity Names"

smiles so you think that skelewu's crooner real name is davido

prettyjo:
no comment yet

why

BeeBeeOoh:
Ok. Thanks for d lectures..

oh you're welcome

Leggo,both local and international celebrites are in this list,let's go

1 ALI BABA one of the most respected comdian in nigeria I'd ever seen is Ali baba. He's popularly known for his funny display(s). However,Ali baba has another meaning in the dictionary contrary to the Ali baba you use to know, according to my oxford dictionary Ali baba simply means: "A character in an old arabian story who discovers that saying the magic words "open sesame" will open the door of the cave where thieves have hidden gold and jewellery" *sighs* .Now Ali baba(the comedian) had opened the door of riches and wealth with his magical mouth cracking jokes... (Can you see the relationship btw d two)

2 O.B.O HKN boss himself(davido) is not left out in dis countdown,davido also know as O.B.O is a great african artise with lots of hits singles(not here 4 dat tho)
DICTIONARY meaning of O.B.O:"Something that's been sold at a lower price than the price that has been asked". The relationship here is clean and clear,to davido; O.B.O means(omo baba olowo"the son of a rich father"

3 MAROON 5 Maroon 5 is an american pop rock musical band originated fron L.A,if u listen to music very well I think you should know this band.
DICTIONARY meaning: "Dark brownish-red in colour".
I think I now know why these guys hair are DARK,BROWN and RED. The relationship is perfect

4 PIQUE Pique is a footballer from spain and also a defender in barcelona,I don't really know much about football
DICTIONARY meaning:"Annoyed feelings that you have,usually because your pride has been hurt"
Here we are,I can figure it out now,the main reason why pique fights pepe(real madrid player) hmm...

5 DRAKE Aubrey drake graham is a
Canadian rapper and songwriter. He was born in
Toronto, Ontario,
DICTIONARY meaning of drake:"A drake is a male Duck" I find it difficult to see any relationship btw the Dic meaning and the real name tho

Source:Nice research done by feranmicharles in his Oxford Dictionary

freezyprinzy:
dry

you sure say hin dry

denkyw:
gay alert

na bank alert

Shout out to GMB(grab my butt)
Shout out to GEJ(grab ebele's joystick)

And those ppl that would create topics like "types of ppl u wud see on NL during this election period" jus to gain attention SMH

And those ppl that would create topics like "types of ppl u wud see on NL during this election period" jus to ain attention SMH

axortedbabe:
abeg make I 'ear sumtin...
neymar kor,shevchenko nii..

I didn't read it in any shevchenko's history that he had played for barca b4

So peter is right comparing cameron with neymar cos little neymar is in barca's jersey and not chelsea's kit neither AC

You hear!!!

woky:
Ban gane ba

omo una spotted

Indecency. Its too much OMG imagine my younger watching wizkid's "wonder" video and he erected I guess that should be when that silly girl opened wiz's hat,all I noticed later on was that,my boxer was wet down below due to our leaking roof

#WhatWereYouThinking?

Ploy:
Animal party.


Lemme close ma eyes and walk pass.

lol see you

Check it out

I saw this on twitter #harrysongofeshe I was jus lmao

Stanleyafam:
O Lord, give me this girl as a wife. Amen

come again pls wife

Chai some ppl no get eyes to see sumtin way no good o,all they're concerned about is.... MONEY smh

hijodedios:
you lie,there are imported foods in every nooks and cranies of france and am sure you eat at least one imported food everyday in france and that is if at all you live in france as you want some people to believe.

hey bonjour Les Chats tour coup ou tel moi brother

Well... I never ate foreign food cos our economy is standard here in france

Coolguy89:
hahaha lwkm

abi o lol I actually laffed out my ass,now I don't ave a*s anylonger

D 1 I witnessed was my younger bro and sis,they wanted to take their bath and this conversation ensued

As the both put off their clothes,they were both amazed. It was like

Girl: what is that ayo(his name)
Boy: what?
Girl:this(touching his d*ck)
The boy was like,"yes I have dis u didn't have" I was waiting 4 what they wanna do not until when the girl said "yes you're right I don't have that,mine is flat.

I was jus laffin

why would she do such moreover,this isn't real

While several Nigerians have predicted that
violence would follow the February general
elections if care was not taken, Aka Ibom State
Governor Godswill Akpabio has seen so ething
entirely different.
The governor, who spoke during the 2015 Akwa
Ibom Solemn Assembly and Thanksgiving
Interdenominational service at the Ibom Hall in
Uyo, said the elections will make Nigeria even
more united.
“The best solution to peace and coexistence in the
country is the re-election of Dr Goodluck
Jonathan as the President in the coming
election,” he said.
“It is not the southerners that would re-elect
Jonathan but the whole country; that is why we
have a northerner and a Muslim as the Vice
President in the person of Arch. Namadi Sambo.
“This shows that it has nothing to do with ethnic
or religious affiliations but the will of God,”
Akpabio said.

Source:www.informationng.com/2015/01/264561.html

As it is written on the money "1914-2014" =100yrs

That's the reason,and if u doubting it,then that means you ain't in nigeria when she's 50yrs old

How do u knw all this If you ain't spying on one specific girl on NL,which am very sure that she's ggrin