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cyprianlah:
A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife. The Audience was in shock and
silence. He
then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of
applause and
laughter roared).
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner,
he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; Best years
of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
wife.
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second
line of that
speaker, by the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of hot water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you
can’t Paste.

Lolz funny. Nt the second joke o the speaker's speech is funny

Yeah that davido's ranting blah blah blah pissed me off damn ;(

jingh:
vh

vh = vheMa

Its not my business eba mi wa olamide ti won gbe loh (its nt my business help look for olamide)

eaglechild:
GEJ carry go

You are rebuilding what Buhari destroyed.

carry go to otueke

The Ekiti State Police Command has declared its readiness to ensure the security of lives and property during the campaign rally of the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) on Saturday.

The assurance came on the heels of allegations by the APC in Ekiti that the state governor, Ayodele Fayose, had hired members of the Oodua Peoples Congress, through the leader of the Peoples Democratic Party faction in the House of Assembly, Dele Olugbemi, to attack its members and its secretariats in the state.

The APC had on Monday raised the alarm that the OPC members were also hired to attack Buhari and his convoy when he visits the state this weekend for his presidential campaign rally.

However, in reaction to the allegations on Tuesday in Ado-Ekiti, the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Victor Babayemi, said, “The command is not aware of any evil plot against General Muhamadu Buhari”.

He, however, assured the APC that the state police command was up to the task.

Babayemi added, “However, policing campaign rally is not new to us. You are aware of how effectively we plowed similar events in recent times.

“We have in place comprehensive security arrangements to carter for GMB. Therefore, no evil, if any, piloted by anyone against security of lives and property in the state, shall prosper. Not at this crucial time or ever, God willing”.

All these are in one way or the other wrong.
Figure the wrong deeds out


It will take some time(s) b4 u understand some of d pic

RotrEmmanuel:
Chooi!

yeah.

*searching my wardrobe 4 my Glo sim* where did I put this now *soliloquying*


Is the promo stil on?

55 year-old Yoruba actor and producer, Yinka Quadri has returned back to school.
While speaking with Encomium Magazine in a recent chat, he explained why he’s back to school.

I am going back to school to hone my skill in film production, particularly production design at Olabisi Onabanjo University (OOU), Ago Iwoye, Ogun State. I have every reason to believe that it would better the lot of the industry and it would also adequately prepare me for my political ambition.
I feel very elated and happy about it. At 55, I feel very excited going back to school.
The Programme will start in the first week of February 2015. It’s a 6-month programme.

Source:[email] http://www.informationng.com/2015/01/yoruba-actor-yinka-quadri-reveals-why-hes-going-back-to-school-at-55.html [/email]

midolian:
I wonder why a grown up man like Fayose will be behaving like a kid all in d name of politics. Bloody sycophant

na lie jhur that's not the twitter handle of the Gov he's @govfayose

The executive Gov of ekiti state is trending on twitter right now,jus because of this pic that he posted and the pic is on Punch newspaper(s) FP.


He state it clean and clear that Buhari is death if he's been voted in for President and GEJ as life

Hmmm...
What's your take?

Lugubrious = unfriendly
Tete-a-tete = secret talk
Saddist= someone that finds pleasure in hurting sum1 to please his sexual desire

jemype:
Abeg oo, im not his sibling. Jus saying it cuz i hav lost someone to cancer and it really hurt. I guess everyone is jus elegantly dealing with crap everyday but the world just mustnt know.

abegiiii jus playing too. Sorry 4 hurting u in any form

See the guy at the top,using JL to book space lol. Holatin I hail thee oooo


R.I.P to a V.I.P(very important president)

okiezman:
Is that not charly boy's daughter

I dunno o all I knw is that,she's daala,watch hiptv on 324(DStv) u'll definitely see her face + d head

winna0011:
hahahahahah

na so ooo

creamylicious:
out of trend kwa It is still trending biko?

ba3 drained

rattlesnake:

hmm hmm omo adamu(the son of adam) na u talk am o. LolZ

jemype:
But chief everyone has dia own issues dat dey r living with. Banky W is a 2 tym survivor of cancer. An went on skodo due to chemotherapy. Dunno about d geh so most tyms its not jus outta fashion. There is pain behind d fame too.

ehyah... so sad

I guess u'r one of his siblings

For the 1st time my topic made FP since 2013

Oh boi 2015 is gonna be great o 4 me and my fellow NLanders o. Amen *ah shoki*

Choi... see life ooo,I still watched one his movie on my phone this afternoon o,I don't even knw that he's... *sobs*


#OutOfTrend

I saw this pic on twitter I was jus ROTFL. They are magnetically compatible,daala is her name anyways(Hiptv presenter)

maxibrainz:
vanity upon vanity few years to come this girls would turn granny

that was y kcee sang #TurnByTurn abi ur grandmomma is it on point?

winna0011:
Kim is a fake b*tch

and which b*tch is real. They all say "new year new me" buh can dey reset that pu$$i

Ehyah... Obago big nwa

I've been wondering about this particular topic,like all this celebrities,do they attend any form of christian or muslims gathering Especially the muscians(hip hop). They do upload pic of themselves performing live on stage,blah blah blah. But I haven't come across something like this... "Nice sermon today" or something like that.

Contributions:

Goldienana:
Mk 2face ktch u.

he no fit do me anything,na me get am

twerkjack:
NA DAT TU FACE WIFE NA

hmmm... Thanks jare I thought as much,buh I don't jus wanna gbagahun u knw ao some NLanders can be so funny

What's wrong with vheMa recently,that was how she opened www.nairaland.com/2098146/breaking-news-wizkid-buhari-met this too very funny to me tho

Oh no I fall a prey