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Barka. Da sallah to all. Our Terrorist brothers and sisers around the world....happy. Terrorist day to u all

they are trying but d bill no be here ooo, every jst shut up .

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lets come togather in unity of purpose and make Nigeria stand firm among her contemporaries bcus naija is d only country we have

naija atm can disappoint ee my goes this way, went for all night program in another city on geting dere i learned d program was cancealed earlier got stranded bcus it was late and could not get a bus or taxi back home so d only atm terminal was d available option to get cash and lodge in a hotel. went dere inserted my card wit d infor in les dan 5scs got a debit alert witout cash hmm omo no be moi moi god really saved me dat day.

yea its easier than compliment because of pull him down mentality of nigeria.

This happened many years
ago..
Late in 1994, an 87 year old
man died in a village
close to Amai, Kwale, Delta
State. The late man's grand son,
Ufiaka (26 years old and fairly
educated), was given some
money and asked to travel
to Agbor to buy a fine casket
for his grand pa's burial. Ufiaka left base early and
arrived Agbor in good time to
purchase the casket and make
the return journey same
day.
He was fortunate to get an open back white colored
Peugeot 404 pickup heading for
Amai. He, however, had
to ride in the back of the pickup
with the casket because
two market women traveling to Amai were already
seated in front with the driver.
On the home journey, they ran
into a heavy rain storm
close to Uronigbe and Ufiaka
quickly opened the casket, lay himself nicely in the well
padded interior, covered
the lid and used the folded
newspaper he had with him
to leave a small opening
between the lid and the main body of the white casket to
ensure adequate ventilation.
The interior of the casket was
very comfortable and
Ufiaka soon fell into a very
deep sleep. The rain had subsided at the
time the pickup van arrived
at Umutu and during a brief
stop there, two men
traveling to Amai boarded the
vehicle at the back and the same happened at
Ubiaruku where a man and a
woman traveling also to Amai
entered the vehicle.
All
this while, Ufiaka was enjoying his beauty sleep inside
the Casket completely unaware
of the new passengers
who boarded at Umutu and
Ubiaruku.
The pickup van arrived Amai just after 5p.m. and the
driver, who was now very
hungry, stopped in front of a
busy bukataria to have a quick
bite before proceeding
onto the next village. The sudden stoppage and
reviving of the pickup's engine
woke Ufiaka who then opened
the lid of the casket and
rose up.
Trouble come start! The passengers in the back of
the pickup jumped out of
the vehicle from various points
and took to their heels in
various directions.
The people eating in the buka (including the mama-put
and her service girls) who saw
the white casket open,
and a "ghost" step out, ran off
all over the place some
with balls of eba and akpu in their hands.
Ufiaka, seeing people running
'helta skelta' was
convinced that armed robbers
were operating and
decided to take-off in the direction three of the
passengers, including the
woman, were running.
When the three passengers
realized that Ufiaka was
running towards them, they increased their speed and
shouted "ghost! ghost!"ghost! and, to
further worsen the
situation, Ufiaka was dressed in
white up and down with
white shoes to match that day. With the shouting of 'ghost',
other people in their homes
came out to see what was
going on and on seeing
people running at high speed all
over, they joined in the race for their dear life and the
number just swelled.
The driver and the two market
women were the only
people who knew what was on
going and they had a hell of a time calming the people
down and explaining that …
he merely needed shelter,
while it was raining.

god is @ work

the days of aggrieved peoples party arms wing are numbered.

i think that is thoughtful of jeg knowin fully well that
. Some were forcefully recruited
.many were brain washed bcus of lack of education
. Some did not even know d gravity of there actions pickin arm against d state
.for dem to av surrended shows they are not die hard bh member bcus diehard bh 'll rather die than to surreder to military.















My 2cent thou.

they should be allowed to migrate to kogi but noo part of enugu territory 'll be ceded to kogi state.

ON PAPPER

NgeneUkwenu: This is the correct position of things at the moment! No Girl was rescued bar the ones who escaped in April!

Don't believe that drunkard of a military spokesman.

Your really good at your job.

so d guy is enjoying his 72 virgins now?

APC CRYING AS ALWAYS

AND WHAT STOPS THEM FROM ABDUCTING MORE ? THIS MOVE IS JUST TO DEMORALISE OUR SECURITY AGENCIES.

;Dis this man no include my name again this year deres god oooo ;Dis this man no include my name again this year deres god oooo

chinco self ! So dey are fake like there product.

dis is old pix when he negotiated wit militant during obj regim.

south africa is our wife any time any day so we gona f**k dem tonight.

lets go girls

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Why do all this disease affact human while they do notin to the host .

y dem dey spoil ppl biz na today dem start to dey eat monkey for naija . Why dom no catch patrick sawyer abi na suyer for airport wen him carry ebolla pass enter naija

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d poster is an apc in disguise #1.9b was not ment for lagos state alone but to strategise against ebola in d whole federation, lagos govt acknowledged recieving fund from federal govt earlier dis week i dont know wer w e r heading wit dis rate at wic h y is politized in dis country god help us.

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