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Romance / Re: Men ; Ejaculate 21 Times A Month To Avoid Prostrate Cancer -research by fF01(m): 8:37pm On Aug 09, 2019
Okoroawusa:
I ejaculate more than 21 times a month because if I feel like having sex n a woman is not around I masturbate.


Sometimes, depending on my sex drive,I can masturbate n still have sex the same day. The satisfaction I derive from masturbation is different from that of sex.I started masturbating in Pry 5 or 6, once married but divorced with no intention of remarrying but still sexually n masturbatingly active.




Dem no born prostrate cancer well!

Hahaha!
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Tacha’s Burnt Knuckles And Knees Sets Internet On Fire by fF01(m): 8:13pm On Aug 09, 2019
no bleach Una no go hear.
Now you see your life outside.

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 7:13am On Aug 08, 2019
Threebear:
I just hope all these new additions went for proper Medical screening before they were added to the house.

This Joe boy have been sick since the day he arrived.

All these Abuja boys , you never know what they're carrying around.


May Lord protect my Mike from every infection.

Wetin Abuja boys deh carry around??! Oga talk what you know.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:59pm On Aug 07, 2019
XXML33:
So this afternoon I asked everyone viewing this thread which of the housemates they'd have a one night stand with and which they'd date.

I have taken the time to collate the results and here they are:

The housemates that didn't get a mention aren't included.
The numbers in front of each housemate are the number of mentions they got in the particular category.


FOR THE MEN

One night stand:
Elo - 4
Frodd - 2
Mike - 2
Gedoni - 1
Seyi - 1
Sirdee - 1
Joe - 1

Date:
Jeff - 5
Elo - 2
Mike - 1
Joe - 1
Seyi - 1
Sir Dee 1
Ike - 1

FOR THE WOMEN

One night stand:
Mercy - 5
KimOprah - 3
Venita - 3
Tacha - 2
Diane - 2
Khafi - 2

Date:
Diane - 4
KimOprah - 3
Venita - 3
Jackye - 2
Khafi - 1
Tacha - 1

Housemates with most mentions are Elo, Diane and KimOprah. Quite surprising if you ask me.

So nobody wants nothing to do with Esther?! grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:27pm On Aug 07, 2019
Tetehjewels:


He will still top the polls.

Let me let you in on a trend you seem ignorant of. Right now because of the positive effect Mike has brought to this show despite being a married man, so many married people who once frowned at this show or who never had time for the show are now tuning in and they are mostly rooting for Mike because it brings them joy to see a fellow married man holding his own so well and making them proud. The only way anyone can stop Mike from winning this show is if he cheats on his wife on the show. Anything devoid of this, he will go ahead and win in a very strong way.


Write this down, frame it and put it on your wall.


"Write this down, frame it and put it on your wall"
Frame bawo?!

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 7:44pm On Aug 07, 2019
XXML33:


You all should stop with this his/her reference to Threebear.

Threebear is a woman. Isn't it obvious already?

Wait truly the guy na woman??!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 6:56pm On Aug 07, 2019
XXML33:
Quick question for everyone on this thread:

If you were to pick one housemate to have a one night stand with and one to date, which housemates would you pick?

NB: You are free to pick the same housemate twice.

One night Stand : Venita

Date : Diane
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 2:01pm On Aug 07, 2019
Beorn1:


I know the song's title and its album, Blueprint. But you're wrong in striking out the "whale" in my post and adding "well" to it.

Do your research, it's whale not well. Jay-Z was talking about being able to sell water to a whale despite it living in a water already and therefore not needing it. In other words, he can do the impossible.

Obviously The guy doesn't know the song nor Hov.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 1:56pm On Aug 07, 2019
XXML33:


If that's her, make I melt.

Lol. Una no get joy o!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 1:56pm On Aug 07, 2019
Coolabbie:
Are you a Nigerian?

Which Nigerian girl will look like that and be on nairaland? grin grin
Kai u guys are just wicked sha.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 1:55pm On Aug 07, 2019
Munzy14:

grin

frodd really owe u big time... lol

u are doing a good job for him here I swear... cheesy

ur savagery keep cracking me up though... lol

No be lie, he's Frodd's number 1 fan on here... We others deh en back.
Sometimes I think he likes Frodd more than Ike sef. cool

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 1:29pm On Aug 07, 2019
Lauryn41:



Is that you at dp?!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 1:27pm On Aug 07, 2019
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 1:18pm On Aug 07, 2019
eleshin:

On that very Saturday, Seyi had no issue at all with Frodd, he was fighting with Ike cos of Mercy and all of a sudden Frodd started shouting that Seyi is Mad, "Is it because hin grandpa na Awolowo" all of these when Seyi was not there, this actually prompted Tacha to react and dressed down Frodd as usual. Seyi was wrong mentioning Thelma's brother irrespective of his mental state at that moment but na Frodd issue I no understand. Why attacking Seyi when the guy was not even present to respond to you?

No Frodd wasn't just mad at Seyi, was Cuz Seyi been hiding drinks and did hid drink(s) that very night.
Frodd said "what's wrong with Seyi sef that he's been hiding drinks and stuffs that he's he mad" something like that sha. So be sure before you report ok

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 12:32pm On Aug 07, 2019
Munzy14:


sex can be exhausting o. If u doubt ask some married pple u know o...

But it's fun when u are dating ur dream lady, who drools over u....
True that!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 11:42am On Aug 07, 2019
Munzy14:

lol
ur choice is cool..

Av not dated a light skin lady though, they usually have attitude case for majority of them.. even though we have exceptions.

Am only attracted by melanin, brilliant ladies tongue


We all are different sha, I have a friend that doesn't fancy light skinned girls cuz he said if the skin too light dem deh resemble witch for night. It's really the most ridiculous excuse ever.

But me If you give me fine light skinned Girl with big ass, just kill me cuz I would die there.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 10:46am On Aug 07, 2019
Munzy14:

leave tacha abeg... cheesy

A lot of people bleaches..

But my ideal woman is diane colour.. That's how my ladies are... melanin.

I no hold una Tacha o! Lol tongue
Diane is really sweet but I prefer light skinned girls.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 10:14am On Aug 07, 2019
Munzy14:

lol

I swear, any HOH that will scatter that bathing arrangement will get to tacha to her innermost heart..

She is sooooo insecure... lol

That's y even bathing with her fellow ladies na wahala.. lol...... only God know wetin she deh hide.

Am not the type to bodyshame thou but Tacha's Ass might be rainbow-like due to excessive bleaching. That bleaching sh!t na suffer. I hooked up with some girl sometime last year, she bleached obviously and her Ass was of different colors, touching it was as if the Ass wanted to tear sef. The Ass be done lose texture, I guess another effect of bleaching. Dat thing na just suffer walai.
#SayNoToBleaching

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:17am On Aug 07, 2019
Northkendal:
she said she thought biggy would supply them cloth and that was why she didn't bring much clothes, jaruma said the same..no customized wears anywhere..

Ok let's look it this way... I got alot of dope clothes in my closet which obviously I love and I got a show like BigBrother am going for, why the fvck would I leave most my dope clothes ahome thinking/Expecting BigBrother would give me some clothes except of course I got dead clothes which I don't like and don't wanna bring along.
Am not saying Tacha don't have more good clothes that she could have brought but she made a dumb mistake not bringing more clothes.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 11:30pm On Aug 06, 2019
Digital101:


All Ike fans, please let stop supporting Frodd until he change his game plan.

Who be this one?!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 10:46pm On Aug 06, 2019
Northkendal:
I fear who no fear sirdee, he sided khaffi yesterday and now siding gedoni...2face idibia...

2 faced modafucker!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 10:39pm On Aug 06, 2019
SilentBang:


Frodd is that kind of person that, as you re hating on him God keeps blessing him, you have no option than to start liking him cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 10:09pm On Aug 06, 2019
clefstone:
Take this to the bank, Mercy will win BBN 2019

Which bank? Wema bank??!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 3:08pm On Aug 06, 2019
peeps4u:


The day I said it here that frodd has become stronger and might possibly have more fans than Ike, I was nearly roasted alive.

Lol which people wan roast you?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:19am On Aug 06, 2019
kowema:
Shola and his horror English.
" If you have a Egg, and you want to bath your Egg".
A Egg, like seriously?!.

Where did Biggie harvest these people with horror English from?

English not a measure of intelligence hope you know?! The guy English no too good sha.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:16am On Aug 06, 2019
Innocentchild:

FRODD - Fresh and Odd

Calm down lady
Oh is that really the meaning of the name? Sounds cool then.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 2:44am On Aug 06, 2019
XML33:
This Joe is so weird. He sleeps with his back against the wall, almost in a sitting position.

Creppy Ass Nigga.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 2:41am On Aug 06, 2019
meobizy:
Let Frodd not Kemen his destiny, o, fans should pray for him. Sleep no wan enter him eye and I know he’ll try himself within three days. This is not Esther who’ll keep quiet. She’ll tell everything as it happened and happily chase him out of the house.

I deh here deh fear for the guy, make en use en brain.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 2:02am On Aug 06, 2019
Joe na Savage.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:19pm On Aug 05, 2019
Who steal head of Fish

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:08pm On Aug 05, 2019
Yale9:
She has me in life support already

Hahaha... I weak

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by fF01(m): 9:06pm On Aug 05, 2019
Esther gon bore me to death mehn

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