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Politics / Re: NNPCL Is A Private Company, Has No Business Fixing Petrol Prices – Agbakoba by Figger(m): 8:55pm On Sep 16
U no go ever get sense
helinues:
Toh

Didn't NNPC purchase fuel from Dangote? If they do, are they not the one who know how much they buy it and how much to give it out to the marketers?

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Politics / Re: Ever Since I Relocated Abroad, I Keep Dreaming Of Being In Nigeria- Nigerian Man by Figger(m): 9:23am On Sep 15
U said I should shut but you ended up saying the same thing I just said. I gave him advice based on personal experience, that he should call someone back home to Waka for him to find out what's wrong. Are we not saying the same thing?
Rossikk:


CAN YOU AND YOUR FELLOW IDIOTS SHUT UP.

SMALL CHILDREN TALKING RUBBISH BECAUSE YOU ARE SHALLOW-MINDED, IGNORANT, AND THOUGHTLESS.

Before colonialists invaded this country and introduced their GUTTER RELIGION CALLED CHRISTIANITY, if a man wanted to embark on a long journey, he would go and consult TRADITIONAL PRIESTS who will sit down with him, AND USING DIVINATION, discover if the journey would yield positive or negative outcomes.

BASED ON THAT INSIGHT, the man would decide if to embark on the journey or not.

For all we know, THIS GUY'S SPIRIT IS CALLING HIM BACK TO NIGERIA FOR A REASON.

It could be to avoid an accident there, or a broken marriage, or joblessness, or even a criminal attack.

It could also be because his DESTINY FOR SUCCESS lies in Nigeria.

There are MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN NIGERIA DOING BETTER THAN PEOPLE OVERSEAS.

Many Nigerians overseas are frustrated, jobless, or working in jobs that don't match their qualifications.

You don't know what his CHI has seen ahead of him.

SO SHUT THE HELL UP, ALL OF YOU.

Mentally colonised dolts who don't know anything.

Politics / Re: Ever Since I Relocated Abroad, I Keep Dreaming Of Being In Nigeria- Nigerian Man by Figger(m): 8:00pm On Sep 14
My advice to u Is to go spiritual on this matter, call someone at home to do spiritual work for u, I know what am saying but u might think am talking trash. For this life, it's the spiritual that controls the physical, like play like play, u go just find yourself for naija. Bad people back home are ontop your matter.
Business / Re: Exclusive: Marketers To Start Lifting Petrol From Dangote Refinery On Sunday by Figger(m): 6:06pm On Sep 13
Everything has already been planned out the moment NNPC changed Thier price from 600 to 879, all this hanky panky they're playing is just to decieve Nigerians. So officially, a litter of pms is not going below 800 a litter in Nigeria anymore.
Politics / Re: PDP Governors Lose As NWC Hands Wike Control Of Rivers PDP by Figger(m): 7:15am On Sep 13
Fubara should join SDP or LP
Romance / Re: Top 10 African Countries With The Highest Alcohol Consumption by Figger(m): 9:05pm On Sep 12
A round of applause for Zimbabwe.
Politics / Re: DSS Officials Storm SERAP Office In Abuja by Figger(m): 12:53pm On Sep 09
Is this democracy or military regime, what's happening here.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Men Still Intimidated By Strong, Opinionated Women? by Figger(m): 10:09am On Sep 09
Thanks for educating her ignorance, you have said it all.
AlphaHakimi:


The Phrase "settle for less" is actually what men do. Women don't settle down. It's only men who settle down and 99% of the time, the men are more educated, wealthier and have better means of livelihood at the point where they marry.

So in essence it's actually men who settle for less. If a man lives in a face me I face you apartment, and he gets married to his wife there, it simply means that at the time of the marriage, the wife was living is a much less poor environment. It's almost impossible to see a woman who owns a duplex in Ikoyi get married to a man who lives in a face me I face you apartment in okokomiko. Women are actually the less men settle for.

Another word I want to dispute is " Standard". A woman's standard is only pegged at what she can do for herself. You standard is dependent on how much you earn legitimately and not how much you receive from men. Alot of women use iPhone which were bought by men. That is not actually their standard because they cannot afford it on their own. That is actually the man's standard because he gave it to you.

Lastly, the words "strong" and "opinionated" are very masculine words. You don't expect to be treated as a woman if you behave like a man. This is exactly the same way Women don't like men who look or act girlish. Women want masculine men and men want feminine women. Know this and know peace.

Shalom

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Romance / Re: Why Are Men Still Intimidated By Strong, Opinionated Women? by Figger(m): 10:04am On Sep 09
No be small thing bro, na peace of mind we dey find and nothing else. That category of women brings nothing but headache and unending drama.
Leonyluiz:
We’re not intimidated, those women you’re referring to are often a headache to be with and I don’t know about you but no sane person wants to wake up next to a headache for the rest of his life.

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Crime / Re: Two suicide attempts foiled on Third Mainland Bridge by Figger(m): 7:05am On Sep 09
Lol. Pepper them
ObaaOfYorubaLan:
It was gathered that a 65-year-old visually impaired man, Ewenla Adetomiwa, was rescued after attempting to commit suicide by jumping into the lagoon around 2:30 p.m. on September 4, 2024.


After voting calamity called thieffNubu you want to end your life abi? Hahahahaha you're not going anywhere baba. Obaa of lagoon de Lagos threatened to throw all my beloved brothers and sisters (Igbos) into the lagoon if we no behaved ourselves but na him people used their own hands dey jump into the lagoon by themselves, that's what we called back to the sender. We go teach the Igbos how to play politics and them must leave our Lagos state for us. If thieffNubu like make he increase fuel price to #3000 per liter, me and my fellow blessed Igbo brothers and sisters must travel go Biafra land this year for Christmas. People wey God Don bless He Don bless them be that. It's well with Igbo people worldwide

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Politics / Re: Ajuri Ngelale Did Not Resign Due To ‘vexatious Medical Situation’. He Was Fired by Figger(m): 10:44pm On Sep 07
Matheusmartin:
...werey say he get medical emergency for family, like say na him be the doctor wey wan treat the family member.. grin.


he couldn't come up with a very constructive excuse other than their usual medical bvllshit

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Owes Buhari Nothing, He Knows Ex-president Worked Against Him – Lamido by Figger(m): 8:10pm On Aug 31
All of una dey craze

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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys No Longer Persistent, When Chasing Or Toasting Ladies? by Figger(m): 2:43pm On Aug 26
balaclava:
Why I go dey chase who I wan help?
I wonder oh

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Romance / Re: This Babe Always Claim She's Still A Virgin But She Permits Me To Finger Her. by Figger(m): 10:33pm On Aug 21
The hymen Is torn already, she's no virgin

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Politics / Re: Ranking African Countries With The Smartest People - STATISENSE by Figger(m): 9:14pm On Aug 20
That list is crap, I've been to four countries from that list and I can categorically tell you that Nigerians are smarter than many of them. Like, how can you tell me that Nigel person smart pass me, abi na Uganda?
Celebrities / Re: I Was Once Asked To Leave The Stage For Psquare -flavour by Figger(m): 8:40pm On Aug 19
I remember that very day 2007, I was already schooling at unec and city center used to be our hot spot for celebrating birthdays. They play life band there all the time.

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Figger(m): 11:15pm On Aug 12
I can relate, when I was in uni, I had them as roommates, no time for frivolities, relationship and social activities, medical school no be beans.
haybhi1:
You see Chimamanda run comot Medicine. You think say na play

Note: any girl who is in the medical school (studying Medicine gangan o, not nursing or all these kinikan courses), and still gives you attention, must really love you, she's been withdrawn or you're her source of survival. Where the time abeg? Chai, una no know how much hard life is for an average medical student in a federal university(can't tell about others)—particularly among the TOP 10 MEDICAL SCHOOLS. Sadness upon sadness. Shege upon shege.

Na all these NL low IQ brain you wan dey follow pezin wey understand everything about your biological beingness talk? Pezin wey get brain pass you. Looool.

Una think say na play dem dey play, lol. social life ke, wetin e mean, where social life wan dey, when you're always studying, writing exams, and yet often a result-announcement away from shege and misery... despite the fact you might have put in so much effort. I say people like Chimamanda change their mind after some level. Lol.

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Romance / Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by Figger(m): 2:38pm On Aug 09
Juliearth:




I won't argue with a kid younger than my youngest sister on a faceless forum. I don't expect a razz imp, born and bred with little to no morality, possibly an educated illiterate, to understand where I am coming from. Run along now,boy.
you're the educated illiterate here. They're trying to correct you guys on your excesses and you're here displaying your stupidity. I tire for Nigerian girls.
Science/Technology / Re: Which Of These Insect Would You Wish Never Existed by Figger(m): 2:48pm On Aug 04
Those of you saying mosquitoes probably haven't experienced the trauma that bedbugs brings. For those in the middle east, house fly can be a nightmare. For me, bedbug is the worst of them all.

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Politics / Re: Happening Now: Heavy Gunshots In Owerri by Figger(m): 5:36pm On Jul 31
Beremx:
Is Hope Uzodinma trying to scare Imo people or what? Why the shooting when there's no protest?
Lemme call a friend who lives in Owerri first
it's very clear now that the so called ungun known men are state sponsored, it's purely political.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Announce The Return Of 50% Subsidy And End The Planned Protest by Figger(m): 5:48pm On Jul 29
Can you even read at all? Now read it again, this time slowly.
Salewa97:
This is a wise move by Tinubu.

The 50% subsidy will definitely ease the burden on many Nigerians struggling with the high cost of living.

It’s refreshing to see a leader who listens to the people and takes action to prevent unrest.

I just hope this initiative is sustained and not just a temporary fix.

God bless Nigeria and our leaders for prioritizing the welfare of the citizens.

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Politics / Re: Why Dangote Still Mum 24hrs After FG Approved To Sell Crude Oil In Naira by Figger(m): 5:35pm On Jul 29
What about clearing goods from the wharfs, let them start accepting naira too

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Spain-based Businessman With Cocaine In Sandals by Figger(m): 5:28pm On Jul 29
How were they able to detect it, well concealed.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Refinery Will Never Work As Long As Tinubu Is The President by Figger(m): 12:04pm On Jul 27
From what I'm seeing here, it seems they've increased the number paid agents who's only work is to defend this useless government, and they're actually working hard to deliver in their duties for just a peanut. It's a shame!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Refinery Will Never Work As Long As Tinubu Is The President by Figger(m): 11:57am On Jul 27
Abeg shift
Philipponzaghi:
Na wa o! Some people just no sabi anything about governance.

Tinubu has a vision for Nigeria, and he won't let anything stop that.

Refinery issues no be small matter, but we all know that Rome wasn't built in a day. Let’s give the man a chance to work his magic; he’s not a magician for nothing.

Those still complaining should remember that change takes time, and Tinubu is all about that long-term strategy.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women Round The World. by Figger(m): 11:04am On Jul 27
Everything you said was 100% correct. I spent 3 years in Libya.
Bitterkola100:
in africa the most criminally minded men are Nigerians.
The most wicked people i met are Libyans, although gadaffi was already dead before i went to libya, the nation was in chaos and without a central govt when i was there.

The women treath we black men like sh*t, the most annoying thing for me is some will be bahaving like they are scared when they see a black man, the thing dey vex me.

We quickly left tripoli when our friend from edo state was killed by an arab, the guy, osagie was trying to travel to Europe by sea, among his set he was the designated sailor that was trained to drive the balloon ship, it's called "lapa lapa" across the sea, the day they were to embark on the journey came, baba couldn't control the lapa lapa, instead of ship to dey go straight, just few minutes into the journey fhe ship started making u turn towards the shore, it was obvious the guy couldn't control it, the arab guy in charge discharged the passengers, returned them back to connection house, later in the night, the arab guy came to fhe connection house with his gang, they pick up osagie and went to shoot him.

Funny thing is they can even choose to kpai you in full glare of their fellow arabu guys and nobody will do anuthing about it.

I learnt things were different when gadaffi was alive sha as regards fhe killings.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Mum Loose Steeze And Composure At Her Child Graduation Party by Figger(m): 4:25pm On Jul 26
Awon single mothers.
Family / Re: Hardship: I Met My Aunty Crying by Figger(m): 12:43pm On Jul 26
thesicilian:

I can make arrangements if you want to see me face to face
sense is very far from you.

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Health / Re: Please What could be the Cause of Tiredness And Swellen Stomach by Figger(m): 8:10pm On Jul 14
He should seek traditional help ASAP.
Celebrities / Re: Rema Performs At Billionaire Ambani’s Son’s Wedding In India (pics/video) by Figger(m): 12:02pm On Jul 13
dominique:
Indians love this calm down song like kilodeh
could be the reason why he was invited.

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Performs At Billionaire Ambani’s Son’s Wedding In India (pics/video) by Figger(m): 12:01pm On Jul 13
richiemcgold:
I'm not surprised at all. Indians are crazily in love with Rhema's calm down. It is one of the biggest hits in that country in recent years.
I was even shocked to hear an Arab kid singing this particular song in Algeria, an Arab speaking country oh.

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