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U picked the right option, Usain bolt

IjoOrumila:
A single mom of two asked me now that we are dating what will I be doing for her .
Her list
Rent
Food stuff
Her son school fees
Her personal maintenance.


I have to pick 2

I pick race instead

Gotocourt:
Something wey you go waka go house. You don't need any aneeemal approval, just jazz out. Bounce, died for nothing.

I dey tell you, the guy killed himself. Na u get ur body, na u know as e dey do u, why wait for a bloody fvcking approval before u go save your life. Wtf man

If this post no make front page make I bend

Gaza means sand in Arabic

Lol. I make it clear from the beginning, we ain't nothing but friends with benefits.

pigmania:
And when she starts asking, what are we?

What I do with them is friendship with benefits. No strings attached

Left that bloodclaat of a country two years ago and am so glad I did. Not a good place for a black man to be.

daphuck is pcos

I dey tell you, if u eat shawarma for Arab country u go know say Nigeria own na sourwama, The difference long.

Mariangeles:
What we eat in Nigeria is not the original shawarma recipe.
Let's just call it wraps (of whatever they put inside).

The original shawarma recipe has lots of chicken inside, no hot dogs, and it's not filled with soggy/messy cream. None of that messy stuff.

Check out this link to have an idea what an original shawarma looks like:

https://youtube.com/shorts/BxXxqV_xxSU?si=nowzvcshjPutUwo_

Mirasteel:
Fulanis are first class citizens of Nigeria, that's why they feel they can do anything.

my friend stop talking rubbish, na una dey promote these buffoons, who dash them first class, a tiny minority terrorising the whole populace, Nigeria really needs to put them in their place.

gracias124:
2%?
I am sure your father had you when he is in his 30s that recent science is sponsored by feminist.

nna the thing tire me, which kind yeye science, my father had me and our last born at the age of 52.

I've stopped falling Inlove, what I do now is friends with benefits. Give me I give you, when am tired of u I leave. I will tell you from the beginning that it's friends with benefits that I want so u won't later say I've used and dumped u.

Dey play, for this enugu wey I dey abi e get another one? As a transporter, am telling you from first hand experience. 7:30 am road still dey dry, no passengers to carry.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Wake up late is a lie.
All offices and schools open by 8am and lateness not tolerated.
Schools even open earlier.
Akara sellers and provision stores open by 6am .

Not sure what you mean by waking up late.

Each time a city is not disorganised , it's docile to some of you

U forgot to add
11. The only state that goes to bed early and wake up late. These people are too docile, if u're someone that has lived in places like Lagos or some other busy cities, adapting to Enugu life style would be hard.

Too much sense wan wound you Lol. Bad nighaz can relate

Goo0dHardDick:
You billed him, he always delivers and you constantly give him your to to in exchange. Now oga doesn't want his money he has been spending on you to waste hence the reason he wants you close for more piping. What's the fuss about?

That's me exactly, each time I want to fight I would remember prison quickly, immediately I go comport myself. But if u attack me first i will defend myself.

Satazaa:
The best teacher ever in controlling aggressiveness is to take a trip to the prison and talk to inmates that are there for sundry offences, half of those inmates are there because of offences induced by instant and uncontrolled anger, and conditions in Nigerian prison is worse than hell, infact the highest form of provocation is catching a man banging your wife on your matrimonial bed and some people who had control of thier emotions in that heat of the moment to kill the man but chose to walk away and probably divorce and went ahead to rebuild their lives often end up being happy for not killing the cheating wife or the man

In other words, he sold his right arm for a some of 25m. That's too cheap

But it's financially draining to date multiple women

Ifexibe:
The Cardinal Rule of Sexual Strategies:
For one gender’s sexual strategy to succeed the other gender must compromise or abandon their own.

"Whatever you do, don’t settle for one girl (oneitis) until much later in life. Play the field, spin plates, date lots of girls. This is the only way you’ll be able to separate the wheat from the chaff and realize what you really want in an LTR relationship down the road." RM

Hypergamy doesn't care about male idealistic expectations of love.

CorperKola:
Thats what my pastor told me in secret although that theory has some holes too
The forbidden fruit was sex
She had sex with the serpent, the devil

Use everyday and minute to fear women

so invariably, the alleged first woman on earth cheated

noskcid:
I tire oh
Na as he die so the money go take come out if na Aza

las las na bank go inherit the money as him don die so. The money don die for aza true true.

None be small fear oh, nigha would be like so na hoe I go marry.

franchasng:
No be by all these one my dear sister lol

If he want a lap dance or a crazy experience, he knows how and where to get it, he married u for other reasons, no go put fear for him mind, e fit backfire oh lol

Funny people, north is full of comedians

Finally ghe-gheh has been vindicated, a woman who invested hugely on her man won't dump him easily. It's a true fact

It's called the wicked style

Hushpuppi dey learn for where these ones dey

Emmanuella doesn't have a tattoo, and she ain't this cute, this probably AI

Tinubu ass licker and praise singer, how old is your principal. Oloshi

yarimo:
This is very commendable from the authentic national chairman of ADC Mr nafiu bala

This is the height of abomination, like how come?