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FamilyRe: I Want To Return Her Bride Price. by Figger(m): 9:45pm On May 28
daphuck is pcos
FoodRe: I Have Never Tasted Shawarma In My Life by Figger(m): 1:05pm On May 28
I dey tell you, if u eat shawarma for Arab country u go know say Nigeria own na sourwama, The difference long.
Mariangeles:
What we eat in Nigeria is not the original shawarma recipe.
Let's just call it wraps (of whatever they put inside).

The original shawarma recipe has lots of chicken inside, no hot dogs, and it's not filled with soggy/messy cream. None of that messy stuff.

Check out this link to have an idea what an original shawarma looks like:

https://youtube.com/shorts/BxXxqV_xxSU?si=nowzvcshjPutUwo_
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsman Confronts Man Recording His Cow In Abuja by Figger(m): 12:57pm On May 28
Mirasteel:
Fulanis are first class citizens of Nigeria, that's why they feel they can do anything.
my friend stop talking rubbish, na una dey promote these buffoons, who dash them first class, a tiny minority terrorising the whole populace, Nigeria really needs to put them in their place.
RomanceRe: She Called Me Old Because I Am 31 by Figger(m): 10:59pm On May 26
gracias124:
grin grin 2%?
I am sure your father had you when he is in his 30s that recent science is sponsored by feminist.
nna the thing tire me, which kind yeye science, my father had me and our last born at the age of 52.
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Must Never Marry Or Date A Single Mother by Figger(m): 9:27pm On May 25
I've stopped falling Inlove, what I do now is friends with benefits. Give me I give you, when am tired of u I leave. I will tell you from the beginning that it's friends with benefits that I want so u won't later say I've used and dumped u.
TravelRe: 10 Things You Should Know About Enugu by Figger(m): 12:01pm On May 17
Dey play, for this enugu wey I dey abi e get another one? As a transporter, am telling you from first hand experience. 7:30 am road still dey dry, no passengers to carry.
InyinyaAgbaOku:
Wake up late is a lie.
All offices and schools open by 8am and lateness not tolerated.
Schools even open earlier.
Akara sellers and provision stores open by 6am .

Not sure what you mean by waking up late.

Each time a city is not disorganised , it's docile to some of you
TravelRe: 10 Things You Should Know About Enugu by Figger(m): 1:14pm On May 16
U forgot to add
11. The only state that goes to bed early and wake up late. These people are too docile, if u're someone that has lived in places like Lagos or some other busy cities, adapting to Enugu life style would be hard.
RomanceRe: He Wants Me To Move In by Figger(m): 10:47pm On May 13
Too much sense wan wound you Lol. Bad nighaz can relate
Goo0dHardDick:
You billed him, he always delivers and you constantly give him your to to in exchange. Now oga doesn't want his money he has been spending on you to waste hence the reason he wants you close for more piping. What's the fuss about?
FamilyRe: How Do Men Become Bold, Fearless And Confrontational? by Figger(m): 12:59pm On May 12
That's me exactly, each time I want to fight I would remember prison quickly, immediately I go comport myself. But if u attack me first i will defend myself.
Satazaa:
The best teacher ever in controlling aggressiveness is to take a trip to the prison and talk to inmates that are there for sundry offences, half of those inmates are there because of offences induced by instant and uncontrolled anger, and conditions in Nigerian prison is worse than hell, infact the highest form of provocation is catching a man banging your wife on your matrimonial bed and some people who had control of thier emotions in that heat of the moment to kill the man but chose to walk away and probably divorce and went ahead to rebuild their lives often end up being happy for not killing the cheating wife or the man
CareerRe: Worker Receives N25m Compensation After Losing Arm In Lagos Factory Accident by Figger(m): 12:04pm On May 12
In other words, he sold his right arm for a some of 25m. That's too cheap
CelebritiesRe: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by Figger(m): 9:54pm On May 11
But it's financially draining to date multiple women
Ifexibe:
The Cardinal Rule of Sexual Strategies:
For one gender’s sexual strategy to succeed the other gender must compromise or abandon their own.

"Whatever you do, don’t settle for one girl (oneitis) until much later in life. Play the field, spin plates, date lots of girls. This is the only way you’ll be able to separate the wheat from the chaff and realize what you really want in an LTR relationship down the road." RM

Hypergamy doesn't care about male idealistic expectations of love.
CelebritiesRe: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by Figger(m): 9:50pm On May 11
CorperKola:
Thats what my pastor told me in secret although that theory has some holes too
The forbidden fruit was sex
She had sex with the serpent, the devil

Use everyday and minute to fear women
so invariably, the alleged first woman on earth cheated
EducationRe: Student Shot Dead At UNIBEN Main Gate (Video) by Figger(m): 9:15pm On May 11
noskcid:
I tire oh
Na as he die so the money go take come out if na Aza
las las na bank go inherit the money as him don die so. The money don die for aza true true.
EventsRe: Bride Gives Her Husband A Surprise Performance At Their Wedding Reception by Figger(m): 12:16pm On May 08
None be small fear oh, nigha would be like so na hoe I go marry.
franchasng:
No be by all these one my dear sister lol

If he want a lap dance or a crazy experience, he knows how and where to get it, he married u for other reasons, no go put fear for him mind, e fit backfire oh lol grin
PoliticsRe: Outrage As Kano State Govt Distributes Branded Tinubu Underwear To Women. by Figger(m): 8:21pm On Apr 25
Funny people, north is full of comedians
RomanceRe: Women Give Sex To Men They Don’t Even Like. Here’s What They Almost Never Give… by Figger(m): 11:42am On Apr 20
Finally ghe-gheh has been vindicated, a woman who invested hugely on her man won't dump him easily. It's a true fact
PoliticsRe: What Is The Name Of Nyesom Wike’s Signature Beard? Nigerians Are Asking by Figger(m): 12:08pm On Apr 19
It's called the wicked style
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Face 100 Years In Jail Over $100m Scam by Figger(m): 8:59pm On Apr 18
Hushpuppi dey learn for where these ones dey
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuela And Davido by Figger(m): 1:53pm On Apr 15
Emmanuella doesn't have a tattoo, and she ain't this cute, this probably AI
PoliticsRe: ADC Chairman Bala Gombe Says Party Will Bar Aspirants Above 55 by Figger(m): 8:20pm On Apr 10
Tinubu ass licker and praise singer, how old is your principal. Oloshi
yarimo:
This is very commendable from the authentic national chairman of ADC Mr nafiu bala
PoliticsRe: Dangote Cement Under Every Administration From 1999 To 2026 by Figger(m): 7:20pm On Apr 08
This is the height of abomination, like how come?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Begs UNESCO To Stop Israel by Figger(m): 3:10pm On Apr 07
Why is Iran this stubborn, just throw in the towel and save your country from the impeding doom that's underway. Muslims can be so defiant and that's not good
PoliticsRe: Genesis Of The ADC Crisis, INEC Onslaught Engineered From The Villa - Abbo by Figger(m): 10:33pm On Apr 04
Hope uzodimma and wike do this one
RomanceRe: She Tries To Eat Me After Giving Me Her Number by Figger(m): 12:07pm On Apr 04
Lol. Too much sense wan wound you. No time to simp around
JackDaAlienz:
A girl asking you for money straight up is the same as a guy asking for sex on 1st date.

What I do is.

If she ask for money.. I ask her for sex
If she refuse then I give her nothing.

Women think men are stupid
BusinessRe: States to do business Vs States where doing business is difficult - StatiSense by Figger(m): 10:34am On Apr 01
Honestly bro, this trash from statisense goes to show how thier data usually mislead people. I don't take them serious any longer.
shanktang:
Thank you, I stayed in Enugu for a while and I never saw much of commercial activities there, infact it's a state so boring, he omitted Abia, omitted Anambra, Rivers and Delta and is puting even Ekiti there I just laughed cos I've been to Ekiti too I don't see much of commercial activities there, he should just dump this trash away.
BusinessRe: States to do business Vs States where doing business is difficult - StatiSense by Figger(m): 8:53pm On Mar 31
Na now I know say statisense na wacko, what is Enugu doing on that list, this same Enugu wey I dey abi e get another one? For the fact that it omitted Anambra and abia makes it more incorrect
PoliticsRe: UK, US, France, Others Grant Approval For Nigerian Ambassadors by Figger(m): 8:43pm On Mar 31
Please increase the volume, they hate to hear the truth but one day the evil they're supporting would come back to consume them, that's my prayer.
IronCondemned:
I am here to make you uncomfortable with my discuss because you don't like truth. Highest you'll do is to block my account as usual.

What do you say to the daily killings in the country whereby Nigerians die more than Iran that is in war.

What say you about millions who will, as usual, go to sleep tonight without food.

What about the mismanagement of our resources. Borrowing without plans.

Criticism is painful pills for you people to swallow but you people came to power with same criticism, threats, lies, propaganda, and manipulation.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I'm 38, & Ready To Settle Down by Figger(m): 9:52am On Mar 28
Am Chris from imo state
40 yrs.
Never been married
No child
Am interested let's connect please
seanjost:
A sister just shared this...

Name: Ijeoma
Gender: Female
Religion: Christian
Nationality: Nigerian
Age: 38
Genotype: AS
Location: UK
Qualification: Masters
Occupation: customer service (UK)
Relationship Status: Single (never married)
Kids: none
Blood Group: 0
HIV Status: Negative
State: Abia
Preferred State: Igbo(but open)
About Me: I’m Igbo from Abia state and currently living in the UK.

I am looking for a born again Christian, hardworking, financially stable man who is ready to get married and start a family.
BusinessRe: Keke Rider Who Bought Fuel Of N5000 Made A Profit Of N50 After Doing Refill by Figger(m): 10:30pm On Mar 26
Precious201010:
Funny joke, but it's a pure lies from the pit if he'll... Normal bike aka Okada consume more fuel than Keke... The fill a tank of keke is just 7.5 litres... And he'll use it from morning till afternoon..... Almost every drop is from 200 -1000 and And the can carry up to 5 passengers at once
u didn't get the jist, passengers are scarce on the road and the very few seen aren't willing to comply with the new price adjustment, so, due to the fact that passengers are few and plenty of Keke hustling them, they charge less and burn their fuel for nothing. Am a transporter also so I speak from experience. Drivers are going through hell at the moment

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