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Anusman 'sup!
Eagerly awaiting your own review ryt? Dont worry, you wont have to wait too long.
Hope that sore has healed up proper?

Thank you thank you ma boi

How did u like ur review? You were the last mumu to sign up. Wat took u so long?
How are your folks?Seen them of late?

I alone know the ansas. Dirty people!Hell is real.

Jay,Jaymobb! Haba! Why you too de wear boxers come nairaland self? So ur papa name be trouble? Na wa o. i bin suspect you all along say craze run for ya family. You don use ur mouth nose confess am.

<sub>The door opens,.,.,.,.,.,
A gust of wind follows, changing the atmosphere in the room to one of tension and apprehension
Clemcydawg, Sauseshit and Jaymugu scamper to their feet in reverence, knocking themselves over in their haste to bow down at the towering, authoritative figure at the door.

<><><>Behold,
FINEYABBER majestically strolls in, shakes Iteun and warmly kisses Tessy(looks like she had kellogs this morning)</sub>

the king is back boys! Clemcy,sauce and jay, you may now rise to your wobbling feet. Thank you.

ori bobo yi ti fo sha! Were!

FORUM NAME: Clemcykul
REAL NAME: Clemcy Dawg
Actual residence: Iyana-Paja, Lagos
Address: Difficult to describe
Category: 70% Dundi, 30% mumu
Hobbies: Pickpocketing, singing
LIFE HISTORY: born to Mr and Mrs Dawg on the 7th of October, 1978, Clemcy showed initial potential. Amongst the seventeen children born to his parents, he was number 15 and the only one with his two eyes intact. This gave his parents real hope that the messiah of their family had arrived.

Gathering their resources together, he was sent to a reputable primary school in Ajegunle. The illusion of hope was soon shattered when little clemcy, who was 4 yrs old at the time, successfully forged the signature of his school Headteacher and cancelled assembly on a monday morning. Not discouraged however, the Dawgs saw this as a bright child, who if well trained will join the likes of Albert Einstein in history.
Clemcy however continued to advance in notorious acts and became the first pupil to be expelled from a primary school in Nigeria in 1983( Pls check the Concord Newspapers of 4th Aug. 1983 for details)

He was disowned by his parents, joined a high life music band called the 'screamers' soon after.
He soon pallied with a young street tout named Anusman and together, they developed new techniqs of Pickpocketing. Through their nefarious activities, the term Yahoo-yahoo was coined.

So far, Clemcy Dawg has spent a total of 13 years in one prison cell or the other. He has a permanent bed space in the Kiri-kiri Max security Prisons.

Presently, Clemcy Dawg is on bail. He attempted to assault one Mrs. Nightnurse and was apprehended by Mr. Mas Milla.
This young boy is a menace to the society, a fraud of immeasurable magnitude and a fellow with a mellow brain.

Before his imminent next arrest and jail sentence, we have one word of advice for him:

can you imagine!

Dundi

Most of the mumus are here

@Nightnurse
Gerroutttttttttttttttttttttttt of here.

<sub>heartbreaker

carries a well rounded piston and chases Nightnurse. She runs wit all energy, her top and micro skirt hiking up to reveal rainbow colored tongs and bikini like bra</sub>

Good!
I can see that all the mumus have signed in except for Clemcydawg

Unfortunately, before the ball starts rolling, Clemcy has to sign in. You see, he is the first on the list and his story is hot! A must read! Fun-licious.

Abeg, make una go tell clem say person wey im de owe don die. Make im come out of hiding. Haba. N50.

fight brewing, temperature rising.,.,.,., I love it!

Hia! Sauceshit!

My lunch was too mush!
Ate chicken wyt beans and sugarcane. Deliciuos.

I can see Gilgee and saucekid drooling. Left some bone for ya.

Bak to the thread,.,.,.,

Men! What can i say? I tot i culd speak yoruba!

Odabo o

lola is engaged to tufe but that engagement don tey ooooo

Happy to hear that little bit of gossip

Going on break Folks.

See ya

JAMB question bro. She is she

He is actually in a coma

_{Angrily walks to Gilgees one room shack, kicks open the door, finds gilgee spread on the floor, trying to use a welding tool to weld back his dick}

Gilgee! what is going on here? My God! What are you doing?! Gosh.

Gerroutttttttttt!

She went on break.

My sis self just call me say make i tell you say your bla bla remove inside am. We just de thank God se it still de covered in raincoat. Na wa o. Presently you are dickless!

Good. Enjoy the ride. It promises to be fun-licious!

Lola do you mean, are you trying to say, am i right in assuming that, will it be accurate to postulate that

you dont feel an iota of attraction to Fineyabber?

ztyle:
LOL, Is that You?

Ztyle, na him o. Can you imagin the Elder Gilgee posting his pix. How person go de diss himself like this?

Hey Gilgee, did i forget to mention to you that am not a caucasian?

Anyways, am really tempted to continue wyt you but I'll be patient enuff until i upload your profile. You are number three on the list bro.

By the way, was your bla bla enlargement operation successful?

Lola you Pee?

No wahala sha. I'l ignore that
Meanwhyl I no de mess. I no de Sh*t. I be fine boy wey no de mess.

But why you come pee inside this thread na? Like i say, I go ignore am. but no pee again o

@Lola:
You know naaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaa! Mogbe!

gilgee:
See fineyabber no dey fear face again ooo. So you don follow me dey drag road simply because the kain kain wey  you rub on your chin dey bring result abi?


But make I let you know sey wetin small pikin like you with synthetic mustache stand up no see, old man like me go squat dey see am well well. Elder na Elder.

As Elder Gilgee squats to look up at the girl climbing his fence, he suddenly farts! His bowels, now agitated and unable to control themselves, release a bucket load of bean-sh*t. the girl, disturbed by the sudden booming sound emitted from Gilgee's #$%& looks behind her. Behold it is NightNurse

_{Nightnurse: Gilgee papa, na you de fall my hand like this?
Gilgee:Abeg no vex. the rope wey i take tie my sh*thole done loose. na im i de find for ground}

Nightnurse flees.
FINEYABBER WATCHES WITH DISDAIN

wHICH OF US NA? Dont break mah heart