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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 11:37am On Apr 09, 2008 |
Anusman 'sup! Eagerly awaiting your own review ryt? Dont worry, you wont have to wait too long. Hope that sore has healed up proper? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 10:14am On Apr 09, 2008 |
Thank you thank you ma boi How did u like ur review? You were the last mumu to sign up. Wat took u so long? How are your folks?Seen them of late? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows by fineyabber: 9:59am On Apr 09, 2008 |
I alone know the ansas. Dirty people!Hell is real. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 9:47am On Apr 09, 2008 |
Notices that the only person worthy of his royal attention is busy doing bla bla. Saunters away from the room. To come back later when more important folks are around |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kuvuki Land by fineyabber: 9:45am On Apr 09, 2008 |
Jay,Jaymobb! Haba! Why you too de wear boxers come nairaland self? So ur papa name be trouble? Na wa o. i bin suspect you all along say craze run for ya family. You don use ur |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 9:36am On Apr 09, 2008 |
The door opens,.,.,.,.,., A gust of wind follows, changing the atmosphere in the room to one of tension and apprehension Clemcydawg, Sauseshit and Jaymugu scamper to their feet in reverence, knocking themselves over in their haste to bow down at the towering, authoritative figure at the door. <><><>Behold, FINEYABBER majestically strolls in, shakes Iteun and warmly kisses Tessy(looks like she had kellogs this morning) the king is back boys! Clemcy,sauce and jay, you may now rise to your wobbling feet. Thank you. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Vacancy For The Post Of An Electrician In India(fat Salary) by fineyabber: 10:47am On Apr 07, 2008 |
ori bobo yi ti fo sha! Were! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 10:29am On Apr 07, 2008 |
FORUM NAME: Clemcykul REAL NAME: Clemcy Dawg Actual residence: Iyana-Paja, Lagos Address: Difficult to describe Category: 70% Dundi, 30% mumu Hobbies: Pickpocketing, singing LIFE HISTORY: born to Mr and Mrs Dawg on the 7th of October, 1978, Clemcy showed initial potential. Amongst the seventeen children born to his parents, he was number 15 and the only one with his two eyes intact. This gave his parents real hope that the messiah of their family had arrived. Gathering their resources together, he was sent to a reputable primary school in Ajegunle. The illusion of hope was soon shattered when little clemcy, who was 4 yrs old at the time, successfully forged the signature of his school Headteacher and cancelled assembly on a monday morning. Not discouraged however, the Dawgs saw this as a bright child, who if well trained will join the likes of Albert Einstein in history. Clemcy however continued to advance in notorious acts and became the first pupil to be expelled from a primary school in Nigeria in 1983( Pls check the Concord Newspapers of 4th Aug. 1983 for details) He was disowned by his parents, joined a high life music band called the 'screamers' soon after. He soon pallied with a young street tout named Anusman and together, they developed new techniqs of Pickpocketing. Through their nefarious activities, the term Yahoo-yahoo was coined. So far, Clemcy Dawg has spent a total of 13 years in one prison cell or the other. He has a permanent bed space in the Kiri-kiri Max security Prisons. Presently, Clemcy Dawg is on bail. He attempted to assault one Mrs. Nightnurse and was apprehended by Mr. Mas Milla. This young boy is a menace to the society, a fraud of immeasurable magnitude and a fellow with a mellow brain. Before his imminent next arrest and jail sentence, we have one word of advice for him: |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by fineyabber: 8:53pm On Apr 05, 2008 |
can you imagine! Dundi |
Jokes Etc / Re: Sam Milla by fineyabber: 8:51pm On Apr 05, 2008 |
Most of the mumus are here |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 8:47pm On Apr 05, 2008 |
@Nightnurse Gerroutttttttttttttttttttttttt of here. heartbreaker carries a well rounded piston and chases Nightnurse. She runs wit all energy, her top and micro skirt hiking up to reveal rainbow colored tongs and bikini like bra |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 8:42pm On Apr 05, 2008 |
Good! I can see that all the mumus have signed in except for Clemcydawg Unfortunately, before the ball starts rolling, Clemcy has to sign in. You see, he is the first on the list and his story is hot! A must read! Fun-licious. Abeg, make una go tell clem say person wey im de owe don die. Make im come out of hiding. Haba. N50. |
Jokes Etc / Re: gongo aso by fineyabber: 4:41pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
fight brewing, temperature rising.,.,.,., I love it! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 4:34pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Hia! Sauceshit! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 4:28pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
My lunch was too mush! Ate chicken wyt beans and sugarcane. Deliciuos. I can see Gilgee and saucekid drooling. Left some bone for ya. Bak to the thread,.,.,., |
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by fineyabber: 4:01pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Men! What can i say? I tot i culd speak yoruba! Odabo o |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 3:57pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
lola is engaged to tufe but that engagement don tey oooooHappy to hear that little bit of gossip |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 1:27pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Going on break Folks. See ya |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by fineyabber: 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
JAMB question bro. She is she |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 1:18pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
He is actually in a coma |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 1:16pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Angrily walks to Gilgees one room shack, kicks open the door, finds gilgee spread on the floor, trying to use a welding tool to weld back his dick Gilgee! what is going on here? My God! What are you doing?! Gosh. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by fineyabber: 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Gerroutttttttttt! She went on break. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 1:06pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
My sis self just call me say make i tell you say your bla bla remove inside am. We just de thank God se it still de covered in raincoat. Na wa o. Presently you are dickless! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 12:58pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Good. Enjoy the ride. It promises to be fun-licious! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by fineyabber: 12:54pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Lola do you mean, are you trying to say, am i right in assuming that, will it be accurate to postulate that you dont feel an iota of attraction to Fineyabber? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 12:51pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
ztyle:Ztyle, na him o. Can you imagin the Elder Gilgee posting his pix. How person go de diss himself like this? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 12:49pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Hey Gilgee, did i forget to mention to you that am not a caucasian? Anyways, am really tempted to continue wyt you but I'll be patient enuff until i upload your profile. You are number three on the list bro. By the way, was your bla bla enlargement operation successful? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 12:40pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Lola you Pee? No wahala sha. I'l ignore that Meanwhyl I no de mess. I no de Sh*t. I be fine boy wey no de mess. But why you come pee inside this thread na? Like i say, I go ignore am. but no pee again o |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 12:30pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
@Lola: You know naaaaaaaaa |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by fineyabber: 12:28pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
haaaaaaa! Mogbe! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by fineyabber: 12:19pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
gilgee: As Elder Gilgee squats to look up at the girl climbing his fence, he suddenly farts! His bowels, now agitated and unable to control themselves, release a bucket load of bean-sh*t. the girl, disturbed by the sudden booming sound emitted from Gilgee's #$%& looks behind her. Behold it is NightNurse Nightnurse: Gilgee papa, na you de fall my hand like this? Gilgee:Abeg no vex. the rope wey i take tie my sh*thole done loose. na im i de find for ground Nightnurse flees. FINEYABBER WATCHES WITH DISDAIN |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by fineyabber: 12:19pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
wHICH OF US NA? Dont break mah heart |
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