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in public interest, I wish to hereby state that the next few posts are dedicated to rubbing sh*t on Gilgee, who has dared to open his mouth nose to address me

Forget Tufe. I can handle him anytime. This is about you. According to a popular Kuvuki saying: 'until you throw a rotten egg away, you will never know the taste of a fresh one'

ha! Bad belle? me? Gilgee?

no need to wait for them. We can start now before they come

Gilgee you are on the list.
You just proved that you are qualified to be there!

How dare you,

Good. Am happy to hear dat. And you should know that you know that i know that you know that you are the one for me :oi hope you do see

Flashing news:

This is to inform the forum that our investigations on Clemcykul are now complete. Our studios are getting ready to upload everything on Clemcy to you.

Stay tuned and be blessed

@Lola:
Am still in the board room oooooo

define Tufe and lemme define Fineyabber and lets see which scale will dip

my point exactly

who is Tufe ?

^{almost drooling}hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmms

_{hurriedly puts on his trainers, tucks his buba into his trousers(no time to change folks), marathons to the board room, expecting the new member of board, Lolabbey to be there}

reporting as ordered.

@Frizly Grizly:
ar you for or against?

hmms

The New List:

1. Clemcykul
2. Anusman
3. Gilgee
4. Orimolade
5. Naijastyle
6. Jaymobb
7. Saucekid
8. Lolabbey

BREAKING NEWS!!

Due to enormous pressure mounted upon our ever dependable and fearless reporter, and due to a sudden recent interaction between Carbon and Oxygen, The ever hot list of Dundis has been modified. We cannot realy say the reason for this unexpected change.

We wish to inform the general public that we will get to the root of this matter. Nobody will be permitted to terrorize on ths thread!

Fineyabber, reporting for fineyabber Communications, Live

hmmmmmmmmm. the chase for Nightnurse, Tessy, Lolabbey begins

Ha! Divine intervention

Methinks Carbon and Oxygen are being divinely mixed
This Lola don de trip my green veins o!

delib:
is good anyway, but no come hijack am from tufe ooo

i fasted 4 days for NightNurse. I go mountain of fire for am. She bone me
methinks someone else should be in line na? If not Tessy, why not Lola?

You feel me?

_{wonders if he is stepping on toes}

i like controversial people. They are controversial. thats why i like controversial people. becos they are controversial. controvercy is them

@Lolabbey:
_{wonders why he is not scared}

Update:

It has just come to us that the suspected Hermaphrodite on the list is actually a female. It is now confirmed that Lolabbey is the only medically certified female on the list of Nairaland Dundis, mumus and Mugus. Shortly, we shall know where this daring female fall into: Dundi? Mumu? Mugu?

Based on infomation flowin from the east wing of Nairaland, it is said that even SamMiller and his gang cannot handle this Lolabbey1
Questions?
Who is she exactly?
What influence does she weild?
Does this have anything to do with the name 'Tufe' mentioned in her last post

We never wanted a female in our list. Now controversies are beginning to generate

From the turntables of Fineyabber communications, this is fineyabber reporting. Una go wound o!

@delib:
Wat the $%^*?

Naaaaaaaaa. I trust Sam Miller and his crew. They are EFCC accredited and NAFDAC certified. No bias. They will do their job. No shaking.

opps Element. Forgot to inform you earlier. Your application was denied. List is full.
Thanks for applying though. Next time.

no toasting. Bribery is a crime on Nairaland

Update:
lolabbey just offered me $5 to pull out name

Where is Sam Miller and his Kuvuki guards? I need Lola arrested!

@Atom:

E never happen yet. Wait for the first bombshell!

wicked

Editiorial:
Update of Dundi list of Nairaland

From popular demand, and in public interest and nuisance, a new personality has signed up voluntarily to the Mugu list of Nairaland. Judgiing from his/her great skills of stupidity and his/her penchant for being foolish, We begin to wonder if this newbie on the list will top the chart.

Well, time is yet to tell. Here is the modified list. No objections so far. Only commendations and approval

1. Clemcykul
2. Anusman
3. Gilgee
4. Orimolade
5. Naijastyle
6. Jaymobb
7. Saucekid
8. Lolabbey

Lolabbey:
hmm ugliest yabber,

i dey gbadun u

Are you trying to inform me you qualify as a Mugu?

The list can still be modified!

AKA the seven mugus of Nairaland!

The official list of the Dundis is now Available. If you have any objections, paste them now before I start unleashing the truth about these people.

1. Clemcykul
2. Anusman
3. Gilgee
4. Orimolade
5. Naijastyle
6. Jaymobb
7. Saucekid

thorough investigations on these mugus are going on. You will get to know wat they wear, how they sleep, where they live, their status in life, and off course the stupid things they say and do.

Coming very soon!
Objections can now be pasted within the next 12 hours
Am too mushhhhhhh