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Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 4:58pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
my Dawgs(they know themselves) As a gentleman, I'd like to inform you guys that i'll be having a meeting wyt my staff presently. Signing out until i get home. Unlike most of you rif-raffs, I own a big conglomerate racking in money while i waste my time surfing the net. Mumus. You think i'm just online and jobless? Mumu Anusman. MumuClemcydawg. Mumu all them Piss out! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 4:54pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
Hey Tessy, no vex jare. A reminder that I am dollar loaded and still very itchy to spend on people called Tessy! By the way I just want to inform you that I love you better than you love me. Ummmm |
Jokes Etc / Re: Father And Son by fineyabber: 4:51pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
Oh Lawd! the dawg is here. clemcydawg |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 4:42pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
@Anusman Onyeara! na who bail you? Can you relive your experience wyt us pls? I hope they did not tear open that healed sore? Wait sef. Na who teach this orimolade how to type sef? Na person de type for you abi u de use ur nose press keyboard? Am quite aware leprosy took off all your fingers. Anyway, learn to use a speech recognition software next time so u'd type better Clemcymad-raving-dawg: |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Politics? by fineyabber: 4:31pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
@poster; for your own good banish Clemcykull from this thread. He is a born rogue. He came out clutching his mothers kidney! he has just one. He will cause confusion here. Banish him I advice you. Nice post |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 4:27pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
[b]A[/b]nusman [b]I[/b]n [b]D[/b]eath [b]S[/b]entence Clear enuff Geniall? He's dead man! Dead. My post indicates only one human being in this room and thats Orimolade who unfortunately happens to be a hermaphrodite. Clemcy baba! You still de? Na wa o. Rev King is really workin wonders! A corpse still talking. The Lord is good |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 4:08pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
Strolls in toothpick in mouth, just from a seven star hotel in Dubai where he went for lunch checks for any human being in the room but finds only 1. An AIDS victim(Anusman), a walking corpse (Clemcydawg) and a hermaphrodite disowned by his/her parents at birth,presently serving as an apprentice with a shoemaker(Orimolade) Why this room empty like this naaa? NightNUrse, come fill my void |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 1:20pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
@Anusman, , why u de fall my hand na? Na nightie you wan de trip for again? Blood go spill for nairaland o. Oga seun, get ready to ban people o Orimolade: Do you have to make it obvious that you have a big head? Your name already implies as much, but you come open your tobacco stained teeth here de form say you sabi my Nightie. Paw paw leaf enter your nose? Abi una family hen die? Common gerrouuttttttttttt of here. Rubbish. Your time don even finish for cafe self. Olodo rabata Nightieeeeeee dearie, I have lost 6 pounds for your sake. Where are you naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 10:09am On Apr 01, 2008 |
na which chick be dat? Hope say she worth am |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 9:17am On Apr 01, 2008 |
@Webdezzi, am tempted to have a go at you and strip you bare, but a lady in the house has just requested I sheath my sword. Lucky you. @fineyabber Swords back in place abi |
Jokes Etc / Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by fineyabber: 8:27pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Sam miller friendly? That makes me George Bush! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 8:22pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
saucekid, kiddysauce, currykid,spicekid, My boy, how are you? |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 8:21pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
@anusman I see you are the only one left with enuff liver to still utter a line of sentence. You try sha. Lets see who goes offline first then. MAi-kato-karfe. Shege yaro! All these distractions self. Una de make person forget im real reason for this post. Just a simple advice i ask, all of una start to yab de curse una papa. We be girls NIGHTNURSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WHERE ARE YOU day 3: @Night nurse, if you eventually come online and go thru this tread, dont think am bad ooo. Dem small boiz just push my hand o, I no de curse person o. I go to church like 5 times in a week. serious. Take me serious my dearest, am waiting for you |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 4:43pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
ayusman16:eats a can of canned beans, releases a keg of Co2 on Anusman Poor Anusman is now a permanent resident of UITH.
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 4:35pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
The truth is bitter Anusman. I hope you wont change your name after this episode notices that Anusman is bleeding all over, battered and bruised, limping to Clemcydawg for safety Dan-Iska yaro. Dabanza kawoi |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 4:29pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
cleans the spit of Gilgee off his face, drinks a can of ginger beer, wipes his mouth and belches on Gilgee Gilgee now lies in state after belching episode
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Sits down proproly, crosses legs, props keyboard right Lemme start wif you ClemcyDawg: Read, choke and die: The last time I checked, you were getting set for a testicle transplant. If i remember correctly, a scan showed in place of your testicles, you have paw-paw seeds, which is not too bad considering that you were isdcarded in Heaven and mistakenly fell off the overfilled dustbin to earth. Was the operation successful? @Anusman: anyone who checks your posts will discover that you post only at a particular time then disappear! Mugu like you. Who runs awoof now? Dont you think its closing time now? Olodo like you. At your age you are still proud to be the headboy in your primary school. Some people self @Gilgee no be dog born you? Its no wonder you say things that always have to do wif dogs. It runs in the blood. Funny enuff, My neibours dog is called gilgee-t. No need to wonder how that wonderful inspiration of a name came from. Am curious tho: Is it true that if you bite a human wif your rabbies infected teeth, the person goes mad after 7 days without treatment? Pls let us know ODONDOS! NightieNursie, am spilling blood on your behalf ooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 12:37pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
these people self |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 12:32pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
@Anusman: My gosh. You have a sore in your anus? Why dint you say this earlier? Would love to refer you to the health section but seeing I have a remedy for your predicament, I'll simply give you free: order for 1 pound of raw red pepper mix it with2 teaspoon of salt the juice from the peel of an unripe orange can be added for lasting effect 2 new razor blades for proper anus expansion PROCEDURE GRIND PEPPER TO PULP, mix thoroughly with salt. no water please i beg you. using the first razor blade, cut open your anus by exactly 2cm(this might hurt a little bit, but be strong) now, carefully using the 2nd blade, cut open the sore and directly aply the healing concoction you prepared works like magic. You will be good in a flash. no more pain. no more smell. Pl dont thank me. I do it for charity. @all has anyone heard from Nightnurse? |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 12:20pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Ha! i bind any foul spirit in this room! All weapons fashioned against me and especially targeted towards making my kokolet shrink is hereby destroyed. My kokolet and Nightie's Kuvuki apple are meant to be! Olulu I bind you in the sea, I bind you on land I cast you into the lake of Nairaland rubble VERSE II May you be castrated in the south may you always have to see and never do it you will forever know the agony of pepper in your eyes VERSE III in your dreams, Clemcy will use pliers to pull out your teeth your bathroom slippers will always have extra heels Indeed you will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of wicked ones like you. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 12:09pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
@Ayusman I think you were rightly described as Anusman. Your post actually stinks of sh*t. Clemcy, do you have a sister? @Tessy, welcome again jare. Just a reminder that am still dollar loaded and very itchy to spend on babes with names like Tessy. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 12:02pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
if you dont have any contribution to aid me in my quest, just leave quietly Clemcydawg. Dont bark up tuberculosis virus in this hall. hisses disgustedly |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 11:47am On Mar 31, 2008 |
@gilgee and naijastyle It is getting to much for you guys. Let sleeping dogs lie. Its a warning. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 11:43am On Mar 31, 2008 |
una wan distract me from my mission? I can take on you if you want. Ryt now though, am looking for me NightieeeNursie dearie |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 9:46am On Mar 31, 2008 |
Enters room, machine gun in hand, looking for Nightie Baby, ready to blast away any opposition ummmmm. Sorry for the interruption. Welcome Tessy. Am cool, cute, loaded and dollar minded, call +23480364, |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 9:33am On Mar 31, 2008 |
@Gunpoint, I dont beleive you! Night nursie baby cannot be 'Do me" with you. Big lie. Like Pastor Miller King said, you guys are his night guards in Kuvuki Land and you were all busy doing your night duties last weekend. No come form do me do me here! Night nursie common, 'give it to me some more' |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 9:36pm On Mar 30, 2008 |
Day 2, Where is Night nurse? Iteun, Gunpoint, Gilgee and Clemcy have been conspicously missing. Hope they are not I dey fear these guys o. Night nurse pls show face naa. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 10:50am On Mar 30, 2008 |
TRUE TALK @Naijastyle. No wonder the moon did not appear this morning! So I have to start again? Hia! I hope Nightie is worth all this pain abi Dickson(?) you no think so? |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 8:24pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Mountain of fire strong man just told me I had to bow face down 3333 times to win Nighty dearie. Anything for nursie Nightie;
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
[goes to C&S movement. Was told to pray kneeling and facing the moon, After 7 days Nightnurse will surely fall]
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Jokes Etc / I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 8:17pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Pls help me. Am very shy and I stammer a bit but am very much interested in Nightnurse. She's the most text-sexy babe here. Tell me how to win her from_ _ _ ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by fineyabber: 8:08pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Just to remind you that I posed for playboy mag at 3 months, posed for ex-colony at 6 and recently posed for The punch. I definately am the handsomest no contest!
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