Excellent!

I see we already have our number one and two.

Coming soon and exclusive to Nairaland alone:

The Whole List of Dundis, Mumus and their attrocities.

Stay tuned.

Okay

You know yourselves. Begin to mark register before i release my list.

Number 1 is,

i hereby officially announce that my sudden love for Nightnurse has suddenly evaporated.

I further wish to declare my loss of interest in the homo sapien called Nightnurse.
nonetheless, it is imperative i state here that this entity known as Nightnurse is a heartbreaker

I wish to further clarify that any legal documents binding this entity with my humble self is hereby nullified

finally, I would categorically like to state that this thread by removed,evacuated and relegated to the last pages of the jokes section. It has nothing to do wyt Fineyabber_{fine bobo, dollar loaded, cute hot 6 pack abdominal muscled guy, hot and wanted worldwide}

i rest my case.

If you are born of a monkey, post after this my post
OFFICIALLY CLOSED AND RELEGATED!!!

SIGNED: !$#^&*)&^$%###@$$$$

like I said, watch out for the post: NAIRALAND DUNDIS.


It promises to be revealing and tight. Gate fee is FREE. it features nonetities like Clemcydawg, Anusman, Sauceshit, Oriokuta amonGst plenty others.

COMING SOON

nightnurse:

asswipe? LMAO

Oh my Lawd! Not again. I goes

By divine ministration, I got some info on some of these useless posters:

Coming soon

Watch out for the post: NAIRALAND DUNDIS

Hia! Vultures. I go pick all una bones. Shegia danbanza kawoi!

I dont prowl dawg, i walk majestically. A king i am

Thank you, thank you . Have always been generous. Infact generousity is my description. I was born wit it and i am (dan)gen^erously inclined

clemcykul:

*watches as they all display their gift of stupidity*

continue your parade of stupidity and i shall grade u all according 2 your display.

am used to your bullshit cuzz they thickn my hide, being a clem not a once day job

I dey gbadun you jare. First class Inglis student!

_{eating pop-corn and groundnut, he walks in again, 3 piece Versece suit in place, despite the groundnut}

***********inside the room:


_{Jaymobb: Oga fineyabber, abeg give me small groundnut make i chop
Fineyabber: You grovelling donkey! A seed of groundnut buys you and your attire! why should i waste it on you?
Jaymobb: Sir please. I know that. My parents named me a mugu cos i always beg. But pls i beg you, i have not eaten for days. Just some groundnuts sir and God will bless you and scatter all your enemies for me.(refering to Clemcydawg, Anusman and orimolade. Gilgee?)}

the kind hearted Fineyebber generously dips his hand into his groundnut pack and graciously offers Jaymugu 12 groundnuts.

_{Stolls in singing Jim Reeves popular song:'You Are My African Queen'}

Ori e ti fo!

Joke apart Clemcy, are you really a.,.,.,? As in is it true dat.,.,.,? i mean do you have both,.,.,.

YOU BE HERMAPHRODITE TRUE TRUE?

na so i hear o

Hi Anusman! Sup bro. Thank Sango you are here. Was getting bored bantering wyt these guys. Learnt you slept btw two chics yesterday. Take am easy o. So, whats it gon be boy? Guns? Bikinis or bananas?

I vote Clemcydawg the most ugly bro with my ten fingers and ten toes! Hope the count is enuff to give him the award? I really love him

Jaymugu

Convince me then

idiot wey fine bera passs corpse wey de walk

^{hisses for ten miutes non-stop} Cow dung(@jaymug)

This clemcy self too mugu! Whats your problem wyt the poor guys name? How about yours clemcydawg? Person just de comment jeje, u de find trouble. You must have been a goat in your first life and will be a monkey in your next life.

Sorry DANM, oh.,its really Damn??

kronkykay:

. . . . . .since clem noticed u couldn't perform well in the missionary. . . . . .

he/she had to assume the status of a dog. . . . . . .maybe you'll see that he/she needs it from behind. . . . . .

Omorogbe oo! Gilgee? Clemcydawg?, Wonders shall never end!

@kronkykay: Are you saying  

Ha. CyberCafe attendant! How are you?

ayusman16:

True talk! Infact, na d food wey i wan take feed my Clemcydog; him rush chop this morning!

wow, You wicked o Anusman! Na food wey you wan give your dog clemcy na im you wan give me? Haba! Hate reach like that?

@jaymobb, you just de find my mouth and e too hot for you. I no get time for scumb[i]er[/i]gs!

Tessy how are you this beautiful wednesday morning?
The sky is bright, the attitude is right and my dollars are still tight! Forgive me for mentioning Iteun. One step at a time dearie

Rev. King, nobody notices him. Fire! Petrol. Why not?

Thank you Landlord

_{breathing hard after a long marathon to this room, still misses nightnurse by 2 hours}

Gerrout Webdezzi.
This tread is for Tessy and I alone. All conspirators, impersonators abi wetin dem de call people wey de where they no belong self. Anyhow all of you leave us alone!

For all you know, we fit start show any moment

But on a more serious note, Nightie don de discourage me o. I no think say i fit carry on wyt this 7 days dry fast. I never even see her breaklight. _{thinks of gunning for Tessy}

Hey Olunifeni, where in Kwara are you? _{but i get liver o. I just ask like dat!}

clemcykul:

fineidiot/slowpoke/nitwit now i need no soothsayer to confirm your mentality is warped

piss out dog u suck big time

Hey Clemcydawg! i see you are gettin used to the name. Good boy dog. U de night shift too?

@gilgee
'sup! I missed you. Cat got ur tongue?

@Gilgee cow-dung, you de night shift today? Na wa o. This ur bricklayer job sef. U bera resign. such odd hours. Abi na becos of the free internet wey de your oga office?

@Tessy Love,
Forget that Pound stuff. I'll make Iteun look like a low wrung primary school cleaner. Trust me girl. I mean dollar loaded and very itchy to spend. Dollars that cannot be depleted. Wat says u? Can i win ur heart?

the rest of you: