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Osogbo people. End of osogbo weed for u

gloryman91:
The Christians are the real terrorists, call a spade a spade. The media should be faulted on this,Allah will surely judge us all.

Its obvious u are drunk cos you wouldnt have altered such gibberish

nnaemekanwachuk:
Now what do you have to say??

Please Mr. Cleric what are the dubious things mention few...

Imagin what some one of your calibre can say...
Islam is peace to muslims and others taged as infidel.

Where did u get that pics from. So a muslim calibre could alter that. Praise be to God

chara019:
yimu

chara019:
I'm in the silent killer category.

Nah Lie

Tanks OP. Thats what i keep doing and Guru9ja is making frontpage on NL everyweek.
http://www.guru9ja.com/2015/09/ten-10-type-of-student-you-meet-among.html

Toluwani113:
What of the NAIRABET/9JABET addicts.
They can bet with their life gan

You are right my brother . They bet all their money and become beggars

BE811APP:
U see dem everywhere...

Clothe Borrowers

I detest that shiit!!!

This is an opportunity for those that are interested in schooling in University of Ilorin as the University management releases Inter-University Transfer Form for 2016/2017 academic session.

Interested students can download the form on the university website. This opportunity will only be open for a short period

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Check that egg well. It something else

MhizVeronica:
I hope to relate with this soon

buh will like to be in the silent killer category

hlbaba:
Just contact me on whatsapp with my number below

Oga mi, i need this but i dnt have a whatsap phone presently. How do i get this. This my mail fineyemi@gmail.com. God bless u. i need this

Though they say "a whole lifetime is not enough to study half of human attitude" but human being can still be understood at least to some extents. The wise one said "you cannot know everything about something, so try to know something about everything"

If you've been admitted into any higher institution before, you must have at least met one of these students i 'm about to pen out, and if you've never been admitted, just relax, it is 99.9% sure that you'll meet at least one of these students whenever you get there.

The School Freak
Most of these show their "swags" online, they will take pictures making sure that the name of their school shows at the background of the pics, they look down on those who haven't got admission as if they are outdated or they are not "among". Their social status-updates are like #Unilorin Better By Far #School Life is Making Sense #GNC 101 on point #Matric on My Pwetty Mind etc
Some of them will un-friend their secondary school friends that are yet to get admission. Sad though!!!

The Story Tellers
These ones will always have story to tell about their previous life and secondary school life, if their roommate is someone that does not like listening, that means the person is in trouble because they'll continue to tell him/her even if he/she is tired of hearing. They can talk! smiley

The "Level Don Change" Girls
Probably they've been watching campus movies when they were in secondary school, fantasizing the flamboyant lifestyle of the so called "big girls", they have now concluded in their mind that immediately they secure admission, "them go take for school!". So, their first aim in school is to "belong", the rich ones among than will lie to collect money from home to buy new clothes, shoes, makeups, bags etc while the less privileged ones will start "business" (runs) with their "fixed capital" (body) in the name of being the "big girl".

The Queen's Children
You'll recognize this type within the 3days of interacting with them, though their English sounds like learners' English yet they still form Queen Elizabeth's intonation (British English) with their imbalance English like Diego Coasta's feet cheesy they think before they pronounce each word so as to avoid mistake, most of them, their parents don't speak English to them at home, they may not even understand it, yet they'll ignore their own dialect and become queen Elizabeth's children.
I'm not going against them for speaking English because practice makes perfection but neglecting your own language totally is a turn off and I personally count it as "forming" and insecurity (maybe you'll be rejected), some will even pretend as if they don't understand their dialect at all until (her) mum calls cheesy that's when you'll hear Igbo-ora/Lanlate dialect grin or the conc Anago from Ipokia gringrin

The Holier-Than-Thou
These ones will answer thus; if you ask them these any day any time;
Where are you going? Church.
Where are you coming from? Fellowship.
What are you reading? Bible.
Who were you talking to on phone? The youth pastor.
When are you leaving? After the choir rehearsal.
What is that on your lips? Anointing oil.
Their hijab is almost 12yards, they won't shake guys (it's "haram" taboo), the most annoying thing is if you're not doing what they do, they'll look at you as a sinner.
"God first" Yes, that still remains the unchangeable fact, God first in everything we do but do the right thing at the right time, God is not looking at it from the same perspective with us, and remember that; excess of everything is bad.
Obviously, 50% of this category of Freshers ARE NOT HOLY/RIGHTEOUS. "Their talking drums change tone when the party gets to the middle".

The Clothes Borrowers
From their name, they can borrow anything clothes, they will never be contented with what they own, always want to form big boy with someone else clothes.

The Over-Jovial Ones
Their mouth is as sharp as that of razor blade made in Czech Republic grin they can talk to anybody, they always have what to tell everyone they meet, they ask all the questions in the class during the lectures, some of them are just forming "notice-me" while others have the talent of being free around everybody. Before you know it, they are already famous in the school within one week and likely to be the Course Rep.

The Silent Killers
I so much love these ones, they mind their business like no one else exists, they hardly ask questions in the class, it takes only the genius to identify them quick, they read extensively and do things ingeniously, they study anything that can be studied, their aim is to lead others by far before they notice them, students don't notice them until the first semester result comes out, then you'll be hearing something like "who's this person that packed all the A's in our department?" Before you know it, the concerned ladies will begin to find out about (him) and become (his) friends just to tap from his wisdom and others wink they become very popular starting from the second semester because everyone will want to be their friend.

The ''Needies''
These ones always need everything as if the admission they got is an impromptu one, they need apartment and no money for it yet, they need acceptance fee urgently, they need note for writing, they need to change most of their clothes, they need browsing phone at least Nokia 2626 sad they need handouts and no hope for money yet sad they are not happy most of the times, it's either they are thinking of how they'll pay the next tuition fee or thinking of what they can do that'll bring money, the obnoxious part is that some guys among them will still need a girlfriend FOR WHAT!!!

More: http://www.guru9ja.com/2015/09/ten-10-type-of-student-you-meet-among.html

The Lagos State partial merit scholarship award application for Nigerians to study in foreign universities for Undergraduate and Postgraduate studies for 2016-2017 and 2017-2018 academic sessions is now open.

This is to inform all qualified interested applicants of Nigerian origin resident in Lagos State, to participate in the submission of their documents for screening and nomination for interview dates to undertake university study in our collaborating universities; - Undergraduate (UG) studies tenable in India, Ukraine, Republic of South Africa, and China.
- Postgraduate (PG) studies tenable in India, Republic of South Africa and Ukraine. Citations:
The Scholarship awards shall be Merit based only, ranging from 1- 50% off the Annual Tuition
Fees for the awarded course/field of study All applicants and their Sponsors shall be responsible for the remaining part of the Tuition fees not covered by the Scholarship, as well as the cost of Lodging, Feeding, Visa, Air ticket and other related expenses that may be arise.

The Shortlisted applicants shall be required as a MUST to participate in a 3 day Orientation
Workshop preparing her/him for life as an adult leaving home probably for the first time, the
challenges of Independence as young adults outside of home in a free environment like a university campus, People and Culture of the Country where they would be going for study,
the visa interview process, e.t.c.

All the applications shall be treated on a first come first serve basis.

Criteria of Eligibility: Undergraduate level
(i) All applicants must have passed in one (1) sitting The Secondary School Certificate WAEC or NECO with a minimum of 5 passes of Grades Distinction –Credit (A-C) in relevant subjects to their choice of Course for Study.
(ii) English Language and Mathematics with minimum Credit (C) pass is compulsory for all applicants.
(iii) Minimum Age for all applicants is 16 years; Maximum age shall be 24 years.
(iv) Applicants with A’ level qualifications, Ordinary National Diploma (OND) or Higher National
Diploma above 24 years but below 28 years may be considered.
(v) Applicants with Higher National Diploma (HND) with pass of Distinction in all Subjects may be given placement with an Exemption from First Year. Maximum age for this catergory of applicants shall be 30 years.
(vi) Applicants with a First degree a minimum qualification of a Second class upper (2.1) division in
Pharmacy, Physiotherapy, Biochemistry or Microbiology may apply for Medicine (MBBS) with exemption from years 1 and 2. Postgraduate level
(i) All applicants must have undergone undergraduate studies with a minimum qualification of a Second class upper (2.1) division.
(ii) Maximum Age for all Masters students is 35 years and for PhD applicants 40 years (iii) All PhD applicants must have undergone a Masters Degree program in the relevant area she/ he intends to pursue a PhD.
(iv) All PhD applicants must submit with the required documents a Proposal for their intended area/topic of research. Fields of Studies: - Undergraduate: Medicine, Dentistry, Pediatrics, D
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Ayurvedic Medicine and Surgery, Nursing, Journalism and Mass Communication, Economics
and Railway Transportation. -

Postgraduate: Masters degree, PhD and Medical Residencies available in all Fields.
Method of Application:
1. Interested Qualified applicants are to send Certified True copies of the following Documents
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2. All shortlisted candidates shall be advised by email their interview dates and venue. 3. Successful applicants shall be required to come with all original copies of their documents for
physical on the sport verification on the day of their Interview. 4. Shortlisted Applicants will receive their Placement Offer letters 5 working days after undergoing Interview with further instructions
at Laurels Associates office, 3, Bunmi Joseph close, Gbagada, Lagos.

Required Documents for ALL applicants:
a. International Passport Bio-data Page.
b. WAEC/NECO results with Scratch card for verification purpose.
c. Testimonial from Secondary School attended duly signed, stamped and dated.
d. Birth Certificate from National Population Commission (NPC) only.
e. State of Origin Certificate duly signed, stamped and dated.
f. Academic Transcripts and Research Thesis are required from ALL Masters’ students and a Copy of
Proposed Area of Research for ALL PhD applicants. g. 2 recent Passport size photography of the
applicant.
h. NYSC discharge Certificate for all Postgraduate applicants.
[b]
Closing Date: [/b]Applications are for the 2016/2017 academic year is open up to November 1, 2016.
More: http://www.guru9ja.com/2016/08/lagos-state-international-scholarship.html

School of African Studies at University of London offers 1 PhD and 3 Masters scholarships to African nationals as part of the Governance for Development in Africa Initiative funded by the Mo Ibrahim Foundation.

Eligibility
- Applicants must be African Citizens

- Applicants must have Bachelors degree fro a reputable institution in applicants home country.

- Applicants must have good academic background

- Applicants must be able to demonstrate leadership and managerial skills.

Application Process
- Applicants are advised to download and completely fill in the Masters and PhD application form

Masters Application Form

PhD Application Form

Applications are accompanied with the following:
- a copy of the unconditional offer received from SOAS admissions office
- CV (please include your email address)
- 2 pages max statement outlining knowledge and interest in governance-related issues
- Your research proposal (as sent to the SOAS Admissions Office)

- Completed forms should be sent alongside necessary documents to ab17@soas.ac.uk

Application Deadline
The application deadline for this scholarship is on 30th April 2017
http://www.guru9ja.com/2016/08/get-8000-masters-and-5000-phd.html

At least with this new development, the price of rice will drop.

Ambode is working.

TO RULE NIGERIA

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Omolere3888:
is it true that HND has been wiped off cos am still hearin that FG has not yet abolish it.

its better u get a BSC and stop wasting your time day dreaming about it. Get a BSC through this programme http://www.guru9ja.com/2016/08/uniosun-part-time-degree-admission.html

pxjosh:
I just got the information today that my course was among those unaccredited by NUC.

From one WhatsApp post, I read the following lines: "if you're studying any of these courses in Nigerian universities, you're not in school"

I would like to know..what is this issue of accreditation all about? Will it be resolved as soon as possible? ( I am currently in my finials).

Those with knowledge about this should please enlighten me.

Am so sorry to say, but u need to leave that department. Unless u just gonna waste 4 years studying an unaccredited course

So fast. They have conceeded.

Prison Break 6. Who is the master mind behind the break out. Its better we call on Agent mahon to track the convicts

This is wonderful

Am a lefthanded person. The first born in my family and am presently on CGPA of 4.86. I guess its right about me. The last-born in my family is also a lefthanded person and shes also very intelligent .