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morealrealest:
there is a huge gap between 16 and 24 bro use ur calculator if u cnt use ur head

Goridoe:

arabbunkum:
Please, I need a good interpretation to this dream.
I dreamt where I and my friends (all males) were completely naked and moving freely without any care.
Needless to say I woke up later, worried. What could this mean? I need answers from knowledgeable people please.
Thanks.

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Owliver:
make them dey deceive themselves there

Owliver:
did you guys fhurk?

efizee:
And the never do well's are now ranting.. Please if you graduated with 2;2 or 3rd class pray for an upgrade ok rather than hating on a poor nigga who's tryna see how to make ends meet for himself... I have read his post over and over again and found nothing discriminating in it.. Buh like my fellow course mates who didn't do so well.. They keep hating on the brighter students... This so called Consolation theology doesn't work for me... I guess it's just a cheap way of making them feel a little at ease with their self orchestrated misfortune... If you ask me the dude said nothing wrong buh as usual people with low self-esteem and inferiority complex will find a way to read every wrong meaning to what the young man said .... Smh

panachuku:
Found out a rich warri guy chop my nysc babe den. One kobo he no give am. Offshore worker tins. Me wey be ordinary copper con dey waste alawe onto d useless gal. I mumu o

Rapmoney:
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o!

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o!

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!!

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu!

4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! ). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night!

Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o!

Happy Sunday folks!

Thowbie7:
has he started fucc.king you?

mstik:
Truth is bitter. Deal with it
Like I said, feel free to get angry.

Rapoo:
Continue deceiving yourself OP. IF u like no go marry. Sit down dey post why u should not marry a Nigerian man

elantraceey:
Lol , I still prefer them though


By the way they are not all like that and some of those traits are still exhibit by men all around the globe.

Djhack1:
lmao...take it or leave it, nigerian guys are still the best on an average parlance , we take In the shii you ladies dish to us on daily basis, we overlook ur acts of senselessness and do the unconditional love tin. Op have u eva been to ghana ..have u eva taken time to study dating philosophy in other country , how sure are you tha guys frm other countries would be better...

princefrezy:
How to over come heart breaks these five steps will help you. Lots of people have been through this thing call heart break seven out of every ten women has been heartbroken once or twice and getting through it is always very hard The fear of breaking up has prevented many people from finding true partners because they don’t want to find out what happens if they eventually open their hearts.
Here are some tips on how you can over come heartbreak and live your normal life and even fall in love again.

1. Delete and block them from your social media page: It’s not about resentment. See your ex every time on social media will bring back painful memories. One way to get them out of your mind is ignoring what goes on in their social life where you once belonged.

2. Ease your pain by crying: Crying does a lot for you than you know. You can call a family member or friends and ease your pain by crying to them. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with getting a shoulder to cry on. This is not a time to put on a strong face.

3. Stay away from rebound sex or relationships: You’ll feel much worse afterwards because the heartbreak won’t go away, rather having a rebound reduces your self esteem.

4. Take up a new hobby: Rather than having rebounds, focusing on a new activity would take your mind off your ex. You’ll realise you think less of them as you engage in enjoyable activities that take up your time.

5. Rename your ex’s phone number: Words like ‘do not call’ or ‘ignore’ can be used in place of their names if you aren’t ready to delete your ex’s numbers. This way you can even stop yourself from sending a stinker.
http://www..ng/how-over-come-heart-break/

adepiero:
Shoe and Jeans! This is synonymous to Igbo's

justmenoni:
Naso dem dey do oooo,it's always someone else..



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You are the young man!!! Come with a genuine story so we could help.

victorazy:
Wetin come bring gay mata here iidiot?

excel101:
. The person involved is not the issue but solution is all that's needed.

victorazy:
This ur face fit give person watery sparm sef!

elosonservices:
i met a young man who narrated his story to me these are his words my girl left me because my sperm is watery what should I do to solve the problem.
please advice me I'm scarred.
after a few seconds I promise I will get back to him
please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.

DanToxicated:
Please, You guys should help me.. i discovered my dick size has shortened a bit and curved to the right.. the erection is not as strong as before, its a shadow of itself.. it happened while browsing a site.

Am In My Mid Teens..


And it curved, have not been able to sleep and live comfortable.. Please Will It Come Back straight again?

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Daytonbale:
Hello Nairalander am currently dating a lady of 24 years we are in serious relationship ,we have dated for 7 month now , we have been f***king without any issues , she has a nice character but i didn't really give her my love because i didn't know her HIV status. Now both of us went for a test last month and the both result came out Negative although i know my status already. my love for her has been increase drastically , i care for her more than before, am so so excited when am with her and my heart beat faster when i see her . am 32 years old and it not like that If am with other ladies

my problem now is
(1) my d*ck refuse to stand erect when i want to make love with her , something’s after standing it will fall again
(2) Anxiety
(3) my breathe increase as in i breath fast when i want to make love with her

Please help me out what should I do