69MissedCalls: looool! stupi.d man. he knows Nigerians are not that gullible and they can stone him to death for such actions. breast and honey church? what the fuc.k?? seriously?
this story funny o...the man for don suck like 1000 breast. fahlz no be bad guy. na the real bad guy be this
GurlFriend: A Nigerian pastor based in Kenya has admitted that he “delivers” women by sucking their breasts.
In this audio recording by 99.0 FM Hero Radio, a radio station in Nakuru, Kenya, Pastor Chijioke shamelessly claimed that he sucked women’s breasts while giving them “deliverance” in his church.
The female OAP, Joyce Vobis called the pastor using a fake name, Nancy to ask for spiritual guidance an counselling. The pastor confirms that the name of his church is 'Breast and Honey Harvest Church'. He said he relocated from Nigeria to answer the 'call of the lord'.
The choice of the name of the church is because, according to the pastor, “The spirit lies in the breast of a lady… the more you suck the breast the more you get the fulfilling of the Lord.”
In the phone conversation, the presenter told the Pastor that her problem is that she can’t seem to get married. Every time she starts dating, when things get serious between them and they start talking about marriage, the men run away.
The pastor then tells her that she has the spirit of rejection and he has to suck it out from her breasts in order to get deliverance.
The pastor told the OAP to come to his church by 4.00pm so he could suck out the spirit of rejection from her breast so she can be delivered from the bad spirit
Pastor Chijioke also revealed that his church members are all women, no men. The women are told not to wear bras, to make sucking their breasts much easier.
The OAP then asked the pastor if he can tell her where in the bible it says that a pastor must suck a woman’s breasts to heal her.
The pastor refuses to answer and says: “Don’t bring up the bible, you just come, we do this thing and then we finish.”
As the call continues, the presenter tells him her real name and that the phone call was a prank and that he is live on air.
The pastor replies with 'ewo'.
The defensive pastor then got angry and denied his real name which he had given her before and says she should call him 'man of God' instead.
When asked why he is deceiving people, he replied saying she is stupid and she just called because she has been hearing women saying that he sucks breasts nicely.
He told the woman that he would not stand by and let her 'threaten' him, and cuts the call, twice.
Listen to the funny but shocking conversation below:
I have listened to some audios by this radio presenter but I'm beginning to think it is all made up of stuffs to sort of raise the radio profile...Beside the voice isn't a Nigerian, that's a Kenyan talking. It's high time they refrain from hoodwinking the public with baseless ,filthy and unfounded stories that never existed. Bullshit
managermahmud: This country ehn!! I love it. Nigerians no send o Now this is how it'll work. Before this new deadline, Emefiele 'might' be sacked. New CBN gov will then come and announce that BVN is not necessary
bigtt76: Confused CBN Governor always doing things hideously through the banks. Why did he not come out and announce it himself? With hin tortoise head
I still de wait make my foolish bankers send me email say my account don close o becos ar nor get BVN identify myself.
Then go show me where for Nigeria Constitution den write say BVN supersedes the use of National ID or International Passport for identification of citizenship.
hahaha This lady, you made my day..... Good morning and remain blessed.
Ogbaruoigwe1: some times i wonder why peoples choose to be animals with out sense, banks keep lamenting on BVN registrarion and some fools will take it for granted. now the deadline is fast aproching and you are clustering banks. fools of the first order
Mr. You sound so bitter!! Don't forget some people are presently not in Nigeria.... calm down
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Koolmak: l taya for this derailing thread o. It seems some are enjoying it sha. Even if there is nothing much to say about A16 for now, we can just chill and wait till we get meaningful information na.
Padraic: Good day nairalanders, I noticed that in getting a lecturing job in nigeria,often times the phrase "candidates must have am msc and proof of application for PhD" is included in the job requirements. My question reads thusly...
1. If I do have proof of application for PhD degree in a foreign university and the job I'm applying for is in nigeria. Will they allow me to leave for 3yrs for the phd if I'm given the job.
2. Or must I do my phd in nigeria where I can easily shuffle betwee work and my degree before I will get the job.
...Thanks folks!
I'm in your shoes bro but I just made up my mind to do it in Nigeria since I'm going to be practising in Nigeria. Saves me troubles of accredited issues!!!! Hope this helps?
[quote author=M4gunners post=39364362]Exactly what i said before. This is just a platform where innocent citizens will be kill again in the name of election rerun. God is watching all of us.
onatisi: but that is what will eventually happen . One party will outrig the other,the losing party will threaten violence,few ppl will be killed,politicians from the losing side will decamp to the winning party and the cycle continues .so why should ppl bother themselves