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My able president looking so simple... God bless you sir!

mytime24:
Papa pictures everywhere u goes

Minister of tourist

You just nailed it, Baba- once chance keeps taking poses when his country is on fire. Baba go- slow

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Mba......

chocolateme:
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.

So you are now Jelili oniso....

KingRaoul:
Ok i just want to know. I witnessed this once when i went to visit a girl in school. After a while we were so high and i was laying on her bed and next thing she sat her very big ass (though wearing shorts) on my face and i swear it was the best feeling in the world!!! Since then i feel like asking girls to sit on my face but dunno how to o. Girls have u ever sat on a guys face, guys have a girl ever sat on ur face? How was it?

If only she released a bomb on that silly head of yours.

Nothing below 300k for a start. Good luck

[quote author=stupidity post=37927758]I and this bae have been dating for a year + and I truly have plans for her. I believed she loves me very much, so do I.
On this beautiful day, we were taking a walk together, gisting, gossiping everybody that passes, laughing and we were really having fun that day. Suddenly a range rover sport stopped in front of us, in my mind I was like "who is this one that want to intimidate me, my bae and my legedizbenz. A very handsome dude came out of the car and was all smiling. I was surprised at who he was smiling at, I turned to my bae and saw the "wow" expression on her face. Little did I know the "dude" is her long time friend that traveled out of naija, hustled and made some cash. My bae shouted the dude's name "EMMA" is this you"", As if the embarrassment never reach, the dude walked gently to where I and my bae stood in amazement, he knelt down in front of us, he brought out a RING and proposed to my bae, IN FRONT OF ME. My bae screamed, hugged the dude and accepted the proposal. Na so dem leave me there enter car comot.

Chai!!! I don suffer
I dey vexxx

Coz of this thing wey dem do me, If my millions don show I nor go buy car, na aeroplane I go take start.[/quote
You try!!!!

Vannesa:
Hi everyone

Hello Vannesa

Is it true we can't apply without our original certificate?

Ex-ex masturbation can result that too. Stop it if you into such, God bless you !

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Yes , I don't think you need an advice here cause it depends on who you loving . She might not be doing what you think she does and on the other hand she might be active in what you think.
Finally , don't apply the stereotype formula . Know who she is bro!!



My 1 cent !

quote author=enigstil post=35936198]U do well u take direct us go ur blog page ba, cos me I no see any link to that effect o.[/quote]Olosho baba

I doubt if dude is sane .

This was insightful..... God bless the Poster !

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JayJustus:
nahhhhhhhhhhh... the part were you said "as a black man you can't freely..." NOPE...I did my foundation here and I'm finishing my degree next year and I've not been stopped by police once...not even once...grace differs mehhh plus maybe cos I'm not soooo big like regular west Africans and I came here when I was barely 17

I have never been stopped by the police since 2012, dude is just joking.......

Truth234:
Guy you funny die, are you sure you were in Malaysia ?

Thank you, I was going to say the same thing... This is only a fiction !!!

Ok , it has been utterly fenced and the building is now in progress !!! Thank you all and remain blessed.

carbon1224:
Depends on the level of land and if it's not a swampy land but if it's a normal land and balanced one then it takes 2500blocks-40bags of cement and your workmanship including sand and stone.thats all.


So please do the costing.

Thank you so much sir !!

uboma:
Your question lacks enough details for anyone to help you. What is the size of the plot of land? Where is the location of the land? To what level do you want the fencing to be, i.e how many coaches of blocks? and etc

That's pretty right , well !!! 60ft times 120 ft , fencing is in Lagos, a normal height , coaches of blocks that I have no idea sir..

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elonilintl: In clear terms, as you guys met in the USA or anyother country, she will be more submissive to you while in a foreign land outside SA because in SA she will just believe you are using her .
Other coloureds might tease her of being married to a foreigner and worse with a Nigerian as Nigerians are stereotyped as D.dealers and she might start misbahving and looking for a divorce from you.
Although , this may not happen if you guys both love each other so much!
Good luck!

Thanks for you contribution , you really spoke sense . God bless you

But you can control them by not leaving in SA with them.[/quote]Thank you so much sir !! I appreciate these useful information you dropped but sir how do you mean by I can control them by not living with them in SA ? God bless you .

claremont: What do you mean when you say she is ''colored''?! My impression is that you meant she does have a red face, white abdomen, black butt, green hands, and probably purple eyes. If she is none of these, then she doesn't deserve to suffer the ridicule of being categorized as ''colored''.

Well you made your point but I must let you know there are 3 different races in South Africa and these are the white , colored and Blacks. Thank you !!!

tpia1: Who do south african men marry?

Only white ladies?

I beg your pardon !!!

Phema: I think you need God's help more than he does. He asked a very valid question. Even I was wondering what you meant by "pay".

Care to elaborate?

Now I see you don't need God but its okay, well when I said " PAY " I meant attitude wise as my religion forbids me tying the nuts twice. Thank you !!