₦airaland Forum

VickyRotex:
North America is fine!

Hmmm, forgot it was north you told me....so, how's studies??

saydfact:
THINGS HAPPEN

NOT THINGS LIKE THIS.

nkemma54:
he must be a yoruba man. its obvious that the sound starting heartbreak is /h/ which is consonant....but like i said, he must be a yor....a ibadan man (pun intended)

Yoruba people and the alphabet "H" are like, you know that jacob zuma's meme

VickyRotex:
Depression!

How'z south america??

And to think this is funny is just unscrupulous.

hopeson01:
pls fellow nairalander. I met this lady some month ago. we started as a friend and now in relationship. but the fact is she said if I want her to marry me. I must promise her I will join deeper life when we get married. and am an Anglican which the doctrine is deferent and the fact is I think if I want to join deeper life it should be from my heart and personal determination. but I also love this girl and will not like to promise her what I will not fulfill or what I Will be doing with a divided heart. pls I need ur advice

Who told you that deeper lifer doctrine is diff from anglican?

JastSiryin:
Got turned down just a couple months back,and strangely it felt good,smiled all d way home...probably cuz it was d first time I'd asked a girl out

Hmmm, guess your intentions were not genuine enough?, or berra still you never loved her if not you woulda persisted....btw, did you say you'd never ask a girl out again??

Benita27:
k!.

But i can't refuse it with you

Benita27:
Like you do.

Nope, me i dnt like sex.

Benita27:
There's nothing bad doing that in church...is not like the both of you will have sex there.

You and sex.

ObioratheBully:


What are you still doing alive?


Fidel Castro, your mate has died.. Stay here..

I'm sure you know the story of methuselah

ObioratheBully:


Dude, don't make me call this in..


Even before 2003 when I was so happy Ronaldinho joined barca.. Korea Japan 2002 was a terrific world cup to watch.. my younger brother was born that same year 2003, so I remember all the talks very well..


Barcelona has been my team since my primary school days nigga.. ..

I just got more serious from the moment ronaldinho transformed football..


Tell me, what year did you start watching football?

Hehehehe, i'm sure them never born you then, so no need

And you have to generalise it...instead of you to say your ex-gf is cheap

optional1:
not really..

Can manage..

Hmmm, gonna be a boring night without you there.

ReneeNuttall:
Then she's on a mission and u knw wat that is

Which mission?...most ladies who have made it in life are not lucky when it comes to love, that might just be her case...i 've met a few tho.

optional1:
yes boss will try...

It's chatable now ba??

ObioratheBully:



You're wrong, heaven knows I've been a Barcelona fan all my life..


Do you know Ronaldinho?? I think you already have an idea about what my Barça story would be..

Hehehehe, just what i was saying...which day ronaldinho leave barca kwanu?, and btw, shebi you know he's still playing football?...he be like say he never tay wey you start to dey support barca

ReneeNuttall:
Oga abeg fgt low self esteem,shoes and pockets get sizes

And what if the lady in question is willing to love him for who he is since she's already made?

optional1:
lol

Don't disapoint me tonight, and don't tell me you slept off o.

ObioratheBully:



Just in case you don't know..

I watch LA Liga matches more than premier league matches..


I enjoy tactical brilliance more than physicality.

Yet you run from either arsenal, man u or chelsea to barca, prove me wrong

Hehehehehe, man u fans tho

Oops, never let your low self esteem deprive you of this once in a life time opportunity

ObioratheBully:


Dmcdad bykebyke trendlona sebod barcablood

Who's this guy?

I don tell you finish

optional1:
anyhow u call am..

I'm just happy for victor moses that's all...i pray he remains in this form till next year when we 'll play our int'l friendlies with CIV and other countries, or berra still he should kuku go join barca, they are looking for him

ObioratheBully:
You think so?

Haaa, me know so...no barca fan supports barca with all sincerity and loyalty...maybe if there is, twill certainlly not be a nigerian, qoute me anyday anytime...you guys have a match today with real socidal @ 19:45Gmt...That's 8:45pm nig time...go viewing center go see how many people go con watch the match...that's to prove to you that barca fans are not serious people here in nigeria....as for madrid, na man u and ronaldo fans them get

ObioratheBully:


Eeya..

They are bunch of disapointed man u, arsenal and chelsea fans who ran to barca...

She breaks the jinx and calls me first she wins my heart automatically.