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Romance › Re: Advice To All Single Guys (a Must Read) by firstking01(m): 2:53pm On Jul 23, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin cheesy grin lemme see who got the best comment sha.
One thing i like in you is you laff alot like...there's no thread i see you without this smileygrin...I wish you are like that in real life...i love girls who are always happy like myself...they are easy going, they are fun to be with, no dull moments with them just like my halfricanadiancheesy.
Romance › Re: What Are The Signs That A Nairalander's Going Mad? by firstking01(m): 2:33pm On Jul 23, 2016
Funny comments erri'where cheesy
Romance › Re: by firstking01(m): 2:25pm On Jul 23, 2016
You 've jhes been cweatinq illicit and senselezz topiks since mawninq, is this really a reflection of your life offlineundecided??
Romance › Re: Difference Between America And Nigeria Dating (check It) by firstking01(m): 1:08pm On Jul 23, 2016
I disagree.
Romance › Re: Romancelanders, Please Rate My Babe Pix by firstking01(m): 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
Do you really need to do thisundecided…posting someone else's pix online without their consent??, just because she's your gfundecided??
Romance › Re: Romancelanders, Please Rate My Babe Pix by firstking01(m): 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
Do you really need to do thisundecided…posting someone else's pix online without their consent??, just because she's your gf??
Romance › Re: My First Sex Experience With An Online Girl. by firstking01(m): 12:46pm On Jul 23, 2016
Which sane girl will be this loosed??
Romance › Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by firstking01(m):
A worthy miss nairalander...no worry contest again next year, you shall surely win cool...that's by the way....





Giving an average nigerian girl advice is as useless and foolish to her like pouring H2O in your stove.
Romance › Re: Guys Have You Made Her Cum Before? And Ladies Has He Made You Cum B4? by firstking01(m): 6:56am On Jul 23, 2016
This is exactly why most girls dnt reply your pms, and some have vowed never to have anything to do with any nairaland guy cos of things like this...@least i have a relationship with some em girls here offline, i can guarantee you that some of em are good and well mannered...my bae last night on phone was bitter with me, when i tried to know why she's been sounding all strict and unwanting she said i'd do kiss and tell, i told her it's a lie, we were @the verge of breaking up before i calmed her down...you'd hardly see a girl come here to write an expository essay on her sexcapades with her boyfriend, guys pls stop this illicit act...i 've created a topic like this before, guys learn to respect you girlfriend's privacy...girls hate this act...they are no prostitutes...cherish her and give her the impression that you love her and not jusf the sex she gives you.



Note...i met my bae here.
Romance › Re: Guys Have You Made Her Cum Before? And Ladies Has He Made You Cum B4? by firstking01(m):
This exactly why most girls dnt reply your pms, and some have vowed never to have anything to do with any nairaland guy cos of things like this...@least i have a relationship with some em girls here offline, i can guarantee you that some of em are good and well mannered...my bae last night on phone was bitter with me, when i try to know why she's been sounding all strict and unwanting she said i'd do kiss and tell, i told her it's a lie, we were @the verge of breaking up before i calm her down...you'd hardly see a girl come here to write an expository essay on her sexcapades with her boyfriend, guys pls stop this illicit act...i 've created a topic like this before, guys learn to respect your girlfriend's privacy...girls hate this act...they are no prostitutes...cherish her and give her the impression that you love her and not jusf the sex she gives you.
Romance › Re: . by firstking01(m): 6:39am On Jul 23, 2016
Nairaland...home of perpetual liars....some peeps here will be dragging first to enter hell fire with satan.
Romance › Re: For All The Men Worried About Exposed Cleavage by firstking01(m): 6:35am On Jul 23, 2016
Stretches two hands and yawns deeply sad
Romance › Re: I Don't Know If I Am In A Relationship. But There's A Man In My Life by firstking01(m): 6:32am On Jul 23, 2016
sleekyonyx:
it's beta to hurd it....cos guys of now a days...
Hurding feelings kills you faster than you'd ever imagine.
Romance › Re: ..... by firstking01(m): 9:04pm On Jul 22, 2016
The both of you are yet to move on.
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Demand For What They Don't Offer? by firstking01(m): 8:54pm On Jul 22, 2016
Stay away from the ladies kwanu, you no wan stay, so, stop the lamentationundecided
Romance › Re: I Don't Know If I Am In A Relationship. But There's A Man In My Life by firstking01(m): 8:51pm On Jul 22, 2016
Girls been hurding feelings since the time uncountable.
Romance › Re: Which Of These Common Lies That Women Tell Are You Most Familiar With? by firstking01(m): 7:17pm On Jul 22, 2016
That "i will call you back"...you go wait till male goat grow upper teethundecided
Romance › Re: Qwerty by firstking01(m): 7:06pm On Jul 22, 2016
You are fvcking the same person in your alternate monikerundecided, mtcheeews.
Romance › Re: Why Exactly Do Naija Gurls Do This Nonsense?? by firstking01(m): 7:03pm On Jul 22, 2016
Berlyn:
lipsrsealed undecided embarassed
kiss kiss
Follow??
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiancee Masturbating Should I Forgive Or Let Her Go? by firstking01(m): 6:43pm On Jul 22, 2016
It's a sin in the sight of GOD and morally wrong in our society.
Romance › Re: Why Exactly Do Naija Gurls Do This Nonsense?? by firstking01(m): 6:38pm On Jul 22, 2016
Berlyn:
mtchwwwwww
You are so effing prettyangry
Romance › Re: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by firstking01(m): 4:46pm On Jul 22, 2016
udemejacob:
ikpa! nothing like that o
Ke mmo na, pray to be lucky.
Romance › Re: 7 Habits Of Couples In Successful Long-distance Relationships Can Relate To by firstking01(m): 4:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
This is so un__nigerianangry...too hollywoodish.
Romance › Re: Please Help!! I Can't Get Myself To Love Anyone by firstking01(m): 3:32pm On Jul 22, 2016
Romance › Re: Please Help!! I Can't Get Myself To Love Anyone by firstking01(m): 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2016
skarlett:
But you claimed to love me na undecided

And firstking01 was abusing himself, not me, that I didn't reply your pm undecided undecided undecided
My ex-uniport crushtongue, i bet she never knew i was crushing on hertongue.
Romance › Re: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by firstking01(m): 2:21pm On Jul 22, 2016
udemejacob:
bru am not sure there is a gal is worthy again in this generation, imagine some say no money no love.
Da owo mi, my name is udeme too...stop the hasty generalization...love's real.
Romance › Re: A Girl I Usually Have Sex With Keeps Falling In Church During Prayers.... by firstking01(m): 12:50pm On Jul 22, 2016
soberdrunk:
A girl I normally have sex with keeps falling in church every Sunday and starts displaying strange movements during prayer, should I be worried? Am I safe?
Hehehehehe, you berra be worried o cost she must 've transfered the marine spirit to you.
Romance › Re: Girls Come In by firstking01(m): 12:03pm On Jul 22, 2016
glomikes:
If d guy is cool, has fresh breath and if I like him, why not
embarassed
Romance › Re: Girls And Sex Are Like 5 & 6 by firstking01(m): 11:56am On Jul 22, 2016
Op, guys and sex are like john terry and tim cahillundecided
Romance › Re: When You Think The Girl You Are Dating Is An Angel by firstking01(m): 11:49am On Jul 22, 2016
marvelck:
Atimes, when you meet a girl, you tend to feel she is the best, and you always enjoy being around her all the time, cos of the way she makes herself look like an angel to you, not knowing she was very cruel to her last ex boyfriend. Girls are fond of acting sweet and nice when they start dating a guy (meet a new guy). Doing her best to look like an angel to her new guy, while concealing every trace or evidence of her cruel past and bad treatment to guys in the past.... Guys need to look well before jumping into the arms of any girl. You might be dating a dangerous damsel...who might end up putting you in distress.
You dnt like cordinating your thread, immediately you create submit, you will just run and hideangry
Romance › Re: When You Think The Girl You Are Dating Is An Angel by firstking01(m): 11:44am On Jul 22, 2016
If that's the case with you @marvlck, i'd advice you ditch her asap cos she never loved you...a girl that is not picking your call is busy flashing another dude to call her, it can be devastatingembarassed
Romance › Re: I Have An Opportunity To Pay Her Back Now by firstking01(m): 11:25am On Jul 22, 2016
thekingisback:
I dated this girl back in the university and we were really in love. Trouble began when she started telling some of her so called friends about us. Those ones started telling all sort of stories about me that weren't true. It led to us having a lot of problems. It got to a point she disgraced me publicly in front of the entire school. That was the worse day of my life. It got to a point that virtually every guy she dated only used her to satisfy their sexual urge. Fast forward to this very day I'm better off now. I've got a very good job and I'm doing well for myself.

I honestly don't know how she got my number but somehow she did. She now wants me back in her life. She said it was immaturity that led to her doing all those things she did to me back in school. She said she hasn't found anyone better than me. We've had sex more than 4 times ever since she came back. She thinks I've forgiven her but she doesn't know I haven't. I'm going to use her as my sex mate and lead her on for as long as possible. I'm going to make sure I take my pound of flesh and make her very worthless. I'll even propose to her and abandon her after that. I'll make sure she pays for everything she has done to me in a million folds. I'm going to make her existence very miserable and drive her to a point of suicide cos that's what she did to me. I'll raise her hopes so high that she will not know what hit her by the time I'm through with her. I've succeeded in winning the hearts of some of her siblings and family members too. It's payback time.
Yeah, you are not alone in this but my candid advice is, never pay back evil for evil...learn how to let go...people come into our lives for differend reasons, this is just ond of the reasons, learn the lessons there of and move on with your fine life...if she had stayec with you till now, do you really think you would 've attain the height you 've gotten to by now ??...

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