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Romance › Re: When Your Gf Is Someone's Wife(photo) by firstking01(m):
In situations like this, you won't even know when the phone falls off from your handsembarassed...i 've been there.
Romance › Re: When You Are No Longer In Love With Someone, Which of these Do You Do? by firstking01(m): 5:12pm On May 28, 2016
I'm a complete gentleman, not guilty of any one of these cool
Romance › Re: 10 Problems Only Rich And Single Guys Can Relate With by firstking01(m): 5:07pm On May 28, 2016
Hmmm, if this is true it then means i'm gonna live in disguise to get the woman of my dreams.
Romance › Re: Reasons Why I Will Continue To Patronize Prostitutes by firstking01(m): 3:28pm On May 28, 2016
I kept thinking what they do with those used condoms with sperm insideembarassed...hope they dnt try no shiit with those condomsundecided
Romance › Re: Every Girl Wants A Boyfriend She Can Boast With by firstking01(m): 3:11pm On May 28, 2016
Monalisa185:
lol, what's gonn' happen when I call? You planning a party or what?grin
lol, Trust me something beyond your imagination is gonna happengrin....shoulda??
Politics › Re: Roads In Abakaliki, My Visit. by firstking01(m): 1:10pm On May 28, 2016
Hisduchess:
thanks sweerie am on my way.Chai! my body don even start to dey sweet me. mrcork av gat no time for haters like you so swerve jare.
ok, dear, just alert me when you get to the airport so i 'll come and pick yougrin
Nairaland General › Re: by firstking01(m): 1:04pm On May 28, 2016
Aisha96:
Stop trying to stay relevant cause you are not. You squeaky little rat. Just because you were fortunate to converse with your betters doesn't give you the liberty to misplace that privilege to rant like a bumbling oaf.

Honestly, I wouldn't look at your wretched self twice in real life, much less permit you sex-starved swine to mount bellong, my sick she-dog, even if it depends on your utterly useless existence. You are worthless and should accept yourself as that.

You may now fuck_ off my mentions. I resent low self-esteemed twats.
Who Dafvck is this half baked babooundecided...see, lemme warn you for the first and last time, never in your useless and wasteful life qoute me againundecided...it's really been long i did this, mind the people you insult here, i'm not one of those regular bandwagon of kids here who lick your porous ass you should knowundecided...like wtf huhhuh...i 've stopped bashing lasdies here thats the luck you have...i'm sure you are still struggling with your teenage age trying to unleash some faded and outdated pick up lines, dnt let me go back to my vomit cos i might become your worse nightmare here, if you think nairaland is flooded with kids, do you really need to create an awareness that you wanna deactivateundecided?, so the mods or nairaland should beg you to stay like you were ever noticed on nairaland or whatundecided...just imagine, calling the mods to delete all your useless and stvpid mentions just to feel importand....i warn you back off my mentions, idiotundecided
Nairaland General › Re: by firstking01(m): 12:48pm On May 28, 2016
Aisha96:
Stop trying to stay relevant cause you are not. You squeaky little rat. Just because you were fortunate to converse with your betters doesn't give you the liberty to misplace that privilege to rant like a bumbling oaf.

Honestly, I wouldn't look at your wretched self twice in real life, much less permit you sex-starved swine to mount bellong, my sick she-dog, even if it depends on your utterly useless existence. You are worthless and should accept yourself as that.

You may now fuck_ off my mentions. I resent low self-esteemed twats.
Nairaland General › Re: by firstking01(m): 10:21am On May 28, 2016
Aisha96:
Lol. What is the meaning of a 'leech'? I bet the only thing you know about it is that it was the parasite that ate up half of your brain cells leaving you a grown-up retard_?

See convulsing piglet feeling funky. I was even trying to see if something worthwhile could be salvaged from your ruins.

Smh pitifully.
Hahahaha, pity me?, well i'm bigger than this cos i know outside the walls of this forum you are nothing to me cool
Politics › Re: Roads In Abakaliki, My Visit. by firstking01(m): 9:53am On May 28, 2016
Hisduchess:
sorry who is this corkreal? abeg swerve make I find boyfriend biko.oga firstking01 wentin u talk nah? I don dey beg you since you just dey do shakara ni.okay should I come over this weekend cheesy
Honey, you can come over, infact take the next available flight to phgrin...i'm wairing for youcheesy
Nairaland General › Re: by firstking01(m): 7:10pm On May 27, 2016
Aisha96:
If I should start with you this evening eh. . . Then your frail self, already at the threshold of thy kingdom come, will rapidly complete its course.

So, little sissy, if you know what's good for you, better caution yourself against getting involved in my affairs.

Cheers.
I guess you 've not known me before...i dnt waste my time with leeches cool
Nairaland General › Re: by firstking01(m): 6:45pm On May 27, 2016
Hianundecided....you are just seeking attention and nothing moreundecided
Romance › Re: Every Girl Wants A Boyfriend She Can Boast With by firstking01(m): 5:31pm On May 27, 2016
Monalisa185:
lol, who? No way, you Na my paddy Nacheesy
...wanna pm you my no, flash me i 'll call??
Romance › Re: Wish That Childish Romancelander A Happy Childrens Day! by firstking01(m): 4:41pm On May 27, 2016
tosyne2much:
I kuku see am baba and I also hail you for the thread


Me sef dey reason roger one thread dis evening sef
ok baba, we dey wait na
Romance › Re: This Nairalander Won't Stop Looking At Me..is She Inlove? by firstking01(m): 4:34pm On May 27, 2016
Hmmmm
Romance › Re: Lets Do This!! Make A Romantic Comment 4rm The Last Word Of The Poster Above You by firstking01(m): 4:26pm On May 27, 2016
I love hibiscus flowersgrin
Romance › Re: Nomination Thread For MR Nairaland by firstking01(m): 4:23pm On May 27, 2016
This thread is dead on arrival
Romance › Re: Give Any Nairalander You Like A Nickname by firstking01(m): 4:20pm On May 27, 2016
Cutehector:
Smellymouth - okon


Hateu2 - shekirat


Emperessnaughty: miss pepeye grin

Mamagee: mama ajasco

Firstking01 : akpan grin


Tosyne2much: onoriode





Mrcork: boy alinco


Adaksbullet: johny bravo
gringrin
Romance › Re: Give Any Nairalander You Like A Nickname by firstking01(m): 4:05pm On May 27, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
Cutehector - chick~lover grin cool




ErnieSmallzz - honey~bunch¶ bubble~butt¶ my dreamboat❤❤


Firstking01 - bonger~fish grin grin

AirSultan - G~man
bonger-fishsad??
Romance › Re: Twelve Crazy Photos Of What Girls(boys) Do In The Club These Days 18+ Photos by firstking01(m): 4:03pm On May 27, 2016
Dianashantie:
What that
How do you mean, dnt get you?
Romance › Re: Twelve Crazy Photos Of What Girls(boys) Do In The Club These Days 18+ Photos by firstking01(m): 4:01pm On May 27, 2016
Hisduchess:
lol.I no go talk anything ooo.am in a holy mood right now
Come on, me too...i took holy communion todaygrin
Romance › Re: Give Any Nairalander You Like A Nickname by firstking01(m): 1:44pm On May 27, 2016
A rare jeweL...that's what she is cool
Romance › Re: Twelve Crazy Photos Of What Girls(boys) Do In The Club These Days 18+ Photos by firstking01(m): 1:41pm On May 27, 2016
Hisduchess:
hian!!! how come you no understand again nah.ask oga qualer he knows about the ministry ooo.though he ve not been to the ministry cos I don dey move am to a permanent site.
neither do i know who qualer isgrin...i think its berra you tell me yourselfcheesy
Romance › Re: Wish That Childish Romancelander A Happy Childrens Day! by firstking01(m): 1:22pm On May 27, 2016
tosyne2much:
Hahaha cheesy So my name feature for the list ? cool
Baba, you nor see your name for my thread niundecided
Romance › Re: Twelve Crazy Photos Of What Girls(boys) Do In The Club These Days 18+ Photos by firstking01(m): 1:15pm On May 27, 2016
Hisduchess:
oya where u come go ni?abeg Qualer nah this guy I dey beg since make him come expand d ministry small,yet he no wan accept d offer.abeg epp me ask him his reasons grin
i no understand this your ministry o, i sweargrin..
Romance › Re: Twelve Crazy Photos Of What Girls(boys) Do In The Club These Days 18+ Photos by firstking01(m): 1:14pm On May 27, 2016
Hisduchess:
oya where u come go ni?abeg Qualer nah this guy I dey beg since make him come expand d ministry small,yet he no wan accept d offer.abeg epp me ask him his reasons grin
i no understand this your ministry o, i sweargrin
Romance › Re: Top 5 Unarguably Husband Materials Of All Time In Romanceland.. by firstking01(op): 1:12pm On May 27, 2016
Yuneehk:
cheesy
You are prettytongue
Romance › Re: Top 5 Unarguably Husband Materials Of All Time In Romanceland.. by firstking01(op): 1:10pm On May 27, 2016
mimzy:
I kuku came here grin grin
I saw the list and then i saw smellymouth grin grin grin grin
Wetin smelly dey do for that list. Smelly that has up to 2000 concubines grin grin grin grin grin
He's cooL all the same...he hardly gets angry....btw, how are you?
Romance › Re: Why Do You Lock Your Phones. by firstking01(m): 1:08pm On May 27, 2016
bet9jaguru:
thats becuase you like building castles in the sky grin grin grin grin grin grin


how can u love sumtyn u hav no idea of,nither seen nor touched undecided
Hahaha, you got no idea who "we are" dudegrin...btw, i love that song by bill waters...just the two of us, we can make it if we try...building castles in the skygrin
Romance › Re: Top 5 Unarguably Husband Materials Of All Time In Romanceland.. by firstking01(op): 1:05pm On May 27, 2016
TsaTrinity:
i am ur humble servant ***bowing down***
Hahahahahha...ok nagrin
Romance › Re: Top 5 Unarguably Husband Materials Of All Time In Romanceland.. by firstking01(op): 12:06pm On May 27, 2016
Where's Mimzy, thought i saw you on this thread??
Romance › Re: Why Do You Lock Your Phones. by firstking01(m): 11:59am On May 27, 2016
halfricanadian:
U amazing tho well tanx lets get to b frnds good frnds first
You keep telling me i'm amazing with no facts to back it upembarassed...hope you not tryna put me in the friendzoneembarassed

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