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Yuneehk:
If I marry someone like number 4, there'll never be a dull moment! Dude's damn funny and I like them funny!

wow..you are my type of prefered colour @your dp

TSOM:
I've always been blunt with my comments . I skip the niceties and put forth the truth in its rawest form. I won't change now.

Amesiere, akpo-idem awuden.

Afo amme diok owo tutu...btw, amesiere nde

halfricanadian:
I knk so im ready to b patient for d right one

U deeply love me we have nt met u dont kno wat i look like ow can u say deeply

Feelings and emotions have "NO" correlation with facial looks....and dnt tell me you 've not admired, had feelings, loved somebody you haven't met before?...if i wait till i see you before i love you, then i never loved you....all the same if thats your own disguising way of telling me you ain't interested, i back out

TSOM:
Hogwash! Most of these guys with supposedly easy-going personas are actually monsters.

Which of them can swear they don't physically-assault women, cheat on their girlfriends, smoke and drink chronically or do not frequent brothels?

I CAN SWEAR.

Heck! Most of these guys kiss and tell.

Bunch of pretenders.

Bro, take a chiLL piLL mbok fin

halfricanadian:
dont kno

Im nt hiding anything from u

Dont kno why i get treated dat way

I really dont kno

Hmmm, guess some of us are wired that way, and all we need is patient for the right one...but i deeply love you.

TSOM:
'DUMBOlina' , you're so unintelligent that KingCheezyPuff had to lecture on what reply to give.

You can't even think up a reply. You seek why everyone terms you as the dumbest girl on Nairaland?

Stalking pervert!

Bro, thesonofmark i guess??

TsaTrinity:
why ma name no dey list?........i culd be lovin, caring etc.....lol

Lol, ok you 've been noted already...but know that you are on a test henceforth

halfricanadian:
Like

Happy childrens day

Sm2u my queen....you are such a nice woman to date, how come guys that are dating you ain't seeing that??...or except there's something you are hiding from me?...

halfricanadian:
Good honey you?

I'm cooL my queen...was just pondering over something bout you

halfricanadian:
Tanx

How are you??

Twaci:
Where is MrCork?
He should be number one.

ok noted

pucelle:
Only stfuareyouGod and smellymouth should be on that list

does guys are humility personified

The other three are humble, if you grasp the whole post you will understand that some people here live a fake life online mean while they are angels offline...the two you mentioned are just being their real self both offline and online.

Smellymouth:
Firstking01, Rahimakallah


I sight you bruv..

Respect

baba o

Hisduchess:
my runaway boyfriend I sight you ooo

lol, i never ran away o...hope you are good?

ErnieSmallzz:
, *covers face* i cnt say

ok, from now henceforth i 'll follow you nicodemusly...expect this.

Cutehector:
baby boy stop crying


Firstking01 oya remove my name and put his name let him be happy

Nope, he gotta earn it

Cutehector:
will u like to be bapized with water, fire, or henessy?

You are the baptizer, you should know better

DonnaCorleone:
It's an IN thing to marry a tree now, didn't you know? Many Mrs Oaks roaming about.

Dnt wana believe you are serious with this your statements??.

DonnaCorleone:
It's an IN thing to marry a tree now, didn't you know? Many Mrs Oaks roaming about.

Dnt believe you are serious with this your statements.

ErnieSmallzz:
Yea note it well, and dis guy Blueeyeballs shud b part, d guy is a gud husband material

noted too...and i hope you are a wife material??

STFUareyouG0d:
Firstking01 Thanks for the complement bruv

You are welcome bro

Yuneehk:
If I marry someone like number 4, there'll never be a dull moment! Dude's damn funny and I like them funny!

marry him alrady na




cc smellymouth you have a bride here

dollyjoy:
What is cutehector doing there biko?

That you have personal issues with him doesn't mean he's not good to others.

ErnieSmallzz:
I think Airsultan should be part ..



Abi Airsultan wetin u think?

Hmmm, ok he's noted.

2dice01:
they rewrite history...Goon i dont believe in yesterday

your making a good history today depends on the kind of foundation you layed yestaday.

unapapadeycraze:
Over the years i've learnt that "talk is cheap". Shout out to all these "do what i say, don't do what i do people". Most people who preach decency don't practice what they preach.

And i beg to agree with you boss

Cutehector:
Behold my son, in him I am well pleased



Listen to him

You are welcome...but you never baptise me na

DonnaCorleone:
Hahaha. I'd rather marry a tree!

Some of them are good guys though

Marry a tree?,,,hmm, your choice tho.

Monalisa185:
school is just there o...you nko?

Fine....thougt i wronged you?

makydebbie:
what!!...pls send it again av got mail issues..ok?

Ok

skarlett:
Arafat?

See this one, since how many hours wey i ask you?,,,you dan run go peep am for king james,,,upon say you do mapi, you no even get the spelling well sef...naso, you been dey mapi for uniport,,,,nor mind me o...its mountain of ararat

Yeah, surely i know whats on your jerky minds....and it's the thought that the thread is not supposed to be created by a male and it's unmanly right?...but i can assure you that most girls here don't really know what they are looking for in a man...this is not actually my kind of thing, so my main purpose of summoning courage to do this is because i 've come to realise based on my lil stay on nairaland, romance section precisely that some niggas here have a perfect and awesome personality offline...the thing is, if you are not hot on nairaland you can't stand the heat that will come to you....sometimes the heat might grow to the boiling point of about 100 degree celcius which is capable of melting any metal and turn them to alloy steel...so, most times these guys just act the opposite of their real character just to stay up and to keep their ego boosted....




Here you have them....




1.) Cutehector\donbenedict....bro, your wife will enjoy you...but my problem with you is, you mind what people talk about you too much...come on, be yourself man...i know we are closed neighbours in ph




2.) STFUareugod,,,dunno if i get your moniker correctly...but, all i know is, this dude is a complete gentleman...upon say he fine, he still dey humble to the extend of opening a thread for people to jugdge his attitude on here...i give you respect bro ...keep the good work...




3.) Tosyn2much....this guy no know say i like am....well, follow his threads and bashings of females on here @your own peril...like i stated earlier, some of em put up this act just to appear over humourous and keep their shoulders high....you hardly see him engage in e rumbles...he maybe sounding stingy to girls, but hin type naim give woman money pass...above all, he has a good heart, and he's always open and real ..




4) Smellymouth....no need to talk too much about this my campaign manager....he's fun, loving, caring., does not bear grudges...never a dull moment with him, you can attest to this na ...you bash him and he will give you a meme that will make you laugh and forget that you have a departmental exam with course code mec311, adavance strength of material by 9am....




5). Lalasticlala...you surprise ba?...he's a supermod but he hardly bans people in case you know, he's not been the one banning you....don't ask me how i know cos i know, and thats why you cant help tagging his moniker cos he's not the only mod...




Ok, synopses....


Now, those attitudes i mention above is not 100% guarantee that they must be a perfect husband material...like i stated earlier, it's based on my own judgement...so, the thread is open for critizism and counters....i know we still have some good personas here, but these ones must 've used 1% to overthrow you,,,just keep being good...



So, nairaland girls,,,there you have em, if i were you, i 'll make the right choice today to avoid bitting and gnashing of teeth and "had i knows",