Romance › Re: I Was Knacking The Back And Jennifer My Pastor's Wife Was Screaming Loud (pics) by firstking01(m): 4:25pm On May 25, 2016 |
I wasn't disapointed et-all  |
Romance › Re: by firstking01(m): 4:22pm On May 25, 2016 |
iLegend: PART 6
It's 5 years now and she still calls me and I never called her, except when I have bonus credit to waste.
Whenever she calls me I'll tease her make fun of her and ask her all sorts of naughty questions (I'm aways a naughty boy) like the color of her panties, the size of her n!pples and if she has shaved her pvssy for me, and so on and she loves it.
(Off course, she must love it. I'm only feeding her from her ESCOF buttons. Don't worry, I'll tell you about ESCOF.
All guys I repeat, all guys MUST know this ESCOF buttons if they want to be successful with women period. But don't let a woman know you know these buttons. It's dangerous).
Back to Business (BTB).
When I know the conversation is too interesting to her I take an excuse and cut the call.
She can't get enough and she has been looking for a way for us to meet, but I give one excuse or the another.
And remember, I'm not even good looking — I just love looking good and stylish.
Remember these key words:
Confidence. Experience. Humor. Humility. Style. Jovial. Unpredictability. Challenge. No Desperation. And finally, the greatest of them all! Mindset.
Lesson learned from my encounter with Miss. Tailor are:
1. Women love what other women want (When she saw the white girl's photo — she saw a competition).
2. They love guys who are not needy/desperate. (My I don't care attitude made her to care).
3. They love experienced/fun guys. (My body language and the way I talk gave that away).
4. They love independent guys. (She saw me as an independent guy. I don't know who told her that).
5. They love what they can't easily get. (I behaved as if I was somehow taken, so it means she needs to compete with other girls. No VIP ticket this time around).
6. They love the chase of the prince. (I reversed the dating role. And she was the one chasing while I relax my head. Have you ever written an exam where you don't care if you fail or pass? How relaxed do you feel?)
7. They love sex and drama! (She wanted sex and drama, but I wasn't willing to give in).
8. And finally, if you can confidently press her ESCOF button, then you've got yourself an addicted puppy. I only pressed 3 of her buttons. Now imagine if I had pressed 5 of them at once.
She called me some days ago and confessed how she really missed me.
Sadly, she said she'll be getting married soon. It sucks! But I wished her the best.
(And for the guys reading I'll post something on ESCOF and it's a must read.)
Now, I'm beginning to think about her a lot. I truly need to bleep or at least kiss her before her marriage. I just can't help it. What's your take?
If we don't do it now she may cheat on her husband with me, and if we do it the husband to be will have a lot of work to do to keep up with the new sexual addiction I must have foisted on her.
My land is a no mercy's land, but my heart is filled with compassion.
THE END.
— iLegend.
Modified: Cc: zanebaddo Tonydeeb CaroLyner IamLEGEND1 horladmejy Djboosting ShilohEagle mhiz juhan sundoj08 Mjones77 lustychima firstking01 czarr Cutehector iceberylin izsmike Adasun alfred5 rosieluv lenkel Olasco93 wia the escof button maka press am @once  |
Romance › Re: Come In And Wish Me A Happy Birthday. by firstking01(m): 4:19pm On May 25, 2016 |
Fmartin: More gifts.
Sinaj, refiner , mimzy, smellymouth, sandoski, falconey, kyase, hadez, firstking01, mynd44 etc... Make una come join me celebrate.
if i no mention you no vex abeg  Hbd niggro, and chop nuckles  |
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 4:14pm On May 25, 2016 |
optional1: Not aspiring already a student my dear!! Owk sweery  |
Romance › Re: 6 Horrible Mistakes Women Make When Washing Their Vagina by firstking01(m): 4:12pm On May 25, 2016 |
JohnQueen: Mehn those guys can wash penis for Africa.    |
Romance › Re: ''shout Out'' To Nairalander Friends By Dedicating A Special Song. by firstking01(m): 4:10pm On May 25, 2016 |
naijamakossa: nawa for u ooo i just told you the truth and you are nawawing me  |
Romance › Re: Can She Be Bed Wetting??? by firstking01(m): 7:20am On May 25, 2016 |
Maxi112: @ d bolded, na business? If thats what you can deduce from the write up, so be it. |
Romance › Re: Can She Be Bed Wetting??? by firstking01(m): 6:56am On May 25, 2016 |
You are not even supposed to create a thread on this  ...cnt you guys just keep some certain things with yourselves??...i'm sure you made her felt embarrased thats why she could'nt gather the courage to return to your house.....next time even in such situation make her feel it's nothing instead of giving her that "disdain kind of look"  ....if it was somebody like me i 'll even help her out, some of you here dnt know how to manage a woman  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland - I'm A Newbie by firstking01(m): 6:20am On May 25, 2016 |
prettywhitegold: why do you ask? is there any reason I should upload someone else's picture on my account You ain't badt looking after all, especially your height...how ever, winning missnairaland contest is much more than just being beautiful  .. |
Nairaland General › Re: I Need Moderators Help by firstking01(m): 6:10am On May 25, 2016 |
So, of all the isshes we experience here your problem is just how long you 've spent online ba  ...what if them con ban you nko  |
Romance › Re: Mama Nneka My Neighbour Wife Held My Trouser And Told Me She Likes Me (pics) by firstking01(m): 10:16pm On May 24, 2016 |
Take the one wey your head fit carry, you dey form badoo  ...now, see the aftermath effect  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! My Ex Girlfriend(married Now) Won't Let Me Be.. by firstking01(m): 10:09pm On May 24, 2016 |
Some women can be so tempting...no respect for her matrimonial vows  ...worse part is, if she was single, you 'll see her forming hard to get, now she has married, you 'll see her throwing her body on you just to spoil your promising future for you  ...thats how one ana is behaving to me now, wish i can just ignore my good concience and bleep her with that 8months pregnancy  |
Romance › Re: Na God Save My Life Ooo, If Not For God, by firstking01(m): 9:59pm On May 24, 2016 |
Well fabricated lies, continue...claps for him  |
Romance › Re: 6 Horrible Mistakes Women Make When Washing Their Vagina by firstking01(m): 9:38pm On May 24, 2016 |
Hmmm,,,,just like the muslims washing their prick every now and then,,,,i kept asking myself why  ...and the way they squat @times baffles me  |
Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:32pm On May 24, 2016 |
ellacute45: good Whats good  ??...i asked you a question? |
Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:30pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 9:28pm On May 24, 2016 |
optional1: Am good! But still at home!! Ok, you aspiring for school?? |
Romance › Re: Loverless? Ten Reasons Why Single is Superb by firstking01(m): 9:26pm On May 24, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d: make e for dey crawl like snail? Tanku feri feri mushhhh Chai  , you be akagum  |
Romance › Re: Loverless? Ten Reasons Why Single is Superb by firstking01(m): 9:19pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Loverless? Ten Reasons Why Single is Superb by firstking01(m): 9:16pm On May 24, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d: Noted You just dey chop ftcs anyhow  ....abi you dey use juju  ...before them drop any thread you don already comment  |
Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:13pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:10pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 8:52pm On May 24, 2016 |
optional1: Whats wrong?
Have been doing great and you? Great tho...hows school\work?? |
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 8:11pm On May 24, 2016 |
optional1: U called? When? Hmmm, anyway, how have you been?? |
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 8:02pm On May 24, 2016 |
optional1: Y u dy lie wen I dy here. My calls  ?? |
Romance › Re: 30 Lessons I Picked From War Room (2015 Movie) by firstking01(m): 7:57pm On May 24, 2016 |
I just love tony's wife composure in the movie  ....what an educative movie. |
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 7:48pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 7:38pm On May 24, 2016 |
Mine have never been productive  ....seems nature is cheating me in that aspect of life  |
Romance › Re: Thank You All by firstking01(m): 7:32pm On May 24, 2016 |
And of all the names, you chosed to answer Namma  ...hope you know what that means  |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Throwback Baby Pic. Cute Or by firstking01(m): 7:01pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: I'm New Here... How Does This Work? by firstking01(m): 6:54pm On May 24, 2016 |
O my holy shiit  , not again  |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Throwback Baby Pic. Cute Or by firstking01(m): 6:50pm On May 24, 2016 |
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