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Romance › Re: I Was Knacking The Back And Jennifer My Pastor's Wife Was Screaming Loud (pics) by firstking01(m): 4:25pm On May 25, 2016
I wasn't disapointed et-all cool
Romance › Re: by firstking01(m): 4:22pm On May 25, 2016
iLegend:
PART 6

It's 5 years now and she still calls me and I never called her, except when I have bonus credit to waste.

Whenever she calls me I'll tease her make fun of her and ask her all sorts of naughty questions (I'm aways a naughty boy) like the color of her panties, the size of her n!pples and if she has shaved her pvssy for me, and so on and she loves it.

(Off course, she must love it. I'm only feeding her from her ESCOF buttons. Don't worry, I'll tell you about ESCOF.

All guys I repeat, all guys MUST know this ESCOF buttons if they want to be successful with women period. But don't let a woman know you know these buttons. It's dangerous).

Back to Business (BTB).

When I know the conversation is too interesting to her I take an excuse and cut the call.

She can't get enough and she has been looking for a way for us to meet, but I give one excuse or the another.

And remember, I'm not even good looking — I just love looking good and stylish.

Remember these key words:

Confidence. Experience. Humor. Humility. Style. Jovial. Unpredictability. Challenge. No Desperation. And finally, the greatest of them all! Mindset.

Lesson learned from my encounter with Miss. Tailor are:

1. Women love what other women want
(When she saw the white girl's photo — she saw a competition).

2. They love guys who are not needy/desperate.
(My I don't care attitude made her to care).

3. They love experienced/fun guys.
(My body language and the way I talk gave that away).

4. They love independent guys.
(She saw me as an independent guy. I don't know who told her that).

5. They love what they can't easily get.
(I behaved as if I was somehow taken, so it means she needs to compete with other girls. No VIP ticket this time around).

6. They love the chase of the prince.
(I reversed the dating role. And she was the one chasing while I relax my head. Have you ever written an exam where you don't care if you fail or pass? How relaxed do you feel?)

7. They love sex and drama!
(She wanted sex and drama, but I wasn't willing to give in).

8. And finally, if you can confidently press her ESCOF button, then you've got yourself an addicted puppy. I only pressed 3 of her buttons. Now imagine if I had pressed 5 of them at once.

She called me some days ago and confessed how she really missed me.

Sadly, she said she'll be getting married soon.
It sucks! But I wished her the best.

(And for the guys reading I'll post something on ESCOF and it's a must read.)

Now, I'm beginning to think about her a lot. I truly need to bleep or at least kiss her before her marriage. I just can't help it. What's your take?

If we don't do it now she may cheat on her husband with me, and if we do it the husband to be will have a lot of work to do to keep up with the new sexual addiction I must have foisted on her.

My land is a no mercy's land, but my heart is filled with compassion.

THE END.

— iLegend.

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wia the escof button maka press am @oncesad
Romance › Re: Come In And Wish Me A Happy Birthday. by firstking01(m): 4:19pm On May 25, 2016
Fmartin:
More gifts.


Sinaj, refiner , mimzy, smellymouth, sandoski, falconey, kyase, hadez, firstking01, mynd44 etc... Make una come join me celebrate.

if i no mention you no vex abeg grin
Hbd niggro, and chop nucklesgrin
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 4:14pm On May 25, 2016
optional1:
Not aspiring already a student my dear!!
Owk sweerywink
Romance › Re: 6 Horrible Mistakes Women Make When Washing Their Vagina by firstking01(m): 4:12pm On May 25, 2016
JohnQueen:
Mehn those guys can wash penis for Africa.
gringringrin
Romance › Re: ''shout Out'' To Nairalander Friends By Dedicating A Special Song. by firstking01(m): 4:10pm On May 25, 2016
naijamakossa:
nawa for u ooo
i just told you the truth and you are nawawing meundecided
Romance › Re: Can She Be Bed Wetting??? by firstking01(m): 7:20am On May 25, 2016
Maxi112:
@ d bolded, na business?
If thats what you can deduce from the write up, so be it.
Romance › Re: Can She Be Bed Wetting??? by firstking01(m): 6:56am On May 25, 2016
You are not even supposed to create a thread on thisundecided...cnt you guys just keep some certain things with yourselves??...i'm sure you made her felt embarrased thats why she could'nt gather the courage to return to your house.....next time even in such situation make her feel it's nothing instead of giving her that "disdain kind of look"undecided....if it was somebody like me i 'll even help her out, some of you here dnt know how to manage a womanundecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland - I'm A Newbie by firstking01(m): 6:20am On May 25, 2016
prettywhitegold:
why do you ask? is there any reason I should upload someone else's picture on my account
You ain't badt looking after all, especially your height...how ever, winning missnairaland contest is much more than just being beautiful cool..
Nairaland General › Re: I Need Moderators Help by firstking01(m): 6:10am On May 25, 2016
So, of all the isshes we experience here your problem is just how long you 've spent online baundecided...what if them con ban you nkohuh
Romance › Re: Mama Nneka My Neighbour Wife Held My Trouser And Told Me She Likes Me (pics) by firstking01(m): 10:16pm On May 24, 2016
Take the one wey your head fit carry, you dey form badooundecided...now, see the aftermath effectundecided
Romance › Re: Help!!! My Ex Girlfriend(married Now) Won't Let Me Be.. by firstking01(m): 10:09pm On May 24, 2016
Some women can be so tempting...no respect for her matrimonial vowssad...worse part is, if she was single, you 'll see her forming hard to get, now she has married, you 'll see her throwing her body on you just to spoil your promising future for youundecided...thats how one ana is behaving to me now, wish i can just ignore my good concience and bleep her with that 8months pregnancyhuh
Romance › Re: Na God Save My Life Ooo, If Not For God, by firstking01(m): 9:59pm On May 24, 2016
Well fabricated lies, continue...claps for himundecided
Romance › Re: 6 Horrible Mistakes Women Make When Washing Their Vagina by firstking01(m): 9:38pm On May 24, 2016
Hmmm,,,,just like the muslims washing their prick every now and then,,,,i kept asking myself whyundecided...and the way they squat @times baffles mesad
Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:32pm On May 24, 2016
ellacute45:
good
Whats goodundecided??...i asked you a question?
Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:30pm On May 24, 2016
ellacute45:
where? When? How huh grin
grin, dun mind me,,,,hows berlin?,,,munich,..hamburg...which city are you resident??
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 9:28pm On May 24, 2016
optional1:
Am good! But still at home!!
Ok, you aspiring for school??
Romance › Re: Loverless? Ten Reasons Why Single is Superb by firstking01(m): 9:26pm On May 24, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
make e for dey crawl like snail? Tanku feri feri mushhhh
Chaigrin, you be akagumgrin
Romance › Re: Loverless? Ten Reasons Why Single is Superb by firstking01(m): 9:19pm On May 24, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
hehehehehe na 4G o grin cheesy grin
Shearam into 2, give me 2Gsad
Romance › Re: Loverless? Ten Reasons Why Single is Superb by firstking01(m): 9:16pm On May 24, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Noted
You just dey chop ftcs anyhowundecided....abi you dey use jujugrin...before them drop any thread you don already commentgrin
Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:13pm On May 24, 2016
ellacute45:
lipsrsealed
You left mehuh
Romance › Re: Ireneony Use Padded Bra by firstking01(m): 9:10pm On May 24, 2016
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 8:52pm On May 24, 2016
optional1:
Whats wrong?

Have been doing great and you?
Great tho...hows school\work??
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 8:11pm On May 24, 2016
optional1:
U called? When?
Hmmm, anyway, how have you been??
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 8:02pm On May 24, 2016
optional1:
Y u dy lie wen I dy here.
My callsundecided??
Romance › Re: 30 Lessons I Picked From War Room (2015 Movie) by firstking01(m): 7:57pm On May 24, 2016
I just love tony's wife composure in the movie cool....what an educative movie.
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 7:48pm On May 24, 2016
Raphafire101:
It seems we are on the same Lane in this aspect of life.... embarassed embarassed embarassed
Its not just working...i might just throw in the towel soonundecided
Romance › Re: How Long Did The Longest Relationship You've Ever Had Last? by firstking01(m): 7:38pm On May 24, 2016
Mine have never been productiveembarassed....seems nature is cheating me in that aspect of lifeundecided
Romance › Re: Thank You All by firstking01(m): 7:32pm On May 24, 2016
And of all the names, you chosed to answer Nammagrin...hope you know what that meansgrin
Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Throwback Baby Pic. Cute Or by firstking01(m): 7:01pm On May 24, 2016
Stupedinluv:
yes, i said the style not my person… undecidedawwwww kisskiss
Berra afundecided
Romance › Re: I'm New Here... How Does This Work? by firstking01(m): 6:54pm On May 24, 2016
O my holy shiit lipsrsealed, not againsad
Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Throwback Baby Pic. Cute Or by firstking01(m): 6:50pm On May 24, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Ok minister of information grintongue

You must really like the style smiley Thank u smiley
Yestongue, but not your personundecided

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