₦airaland Forum

Brigance:
Batman reveals himself to me every night in my dream.

Besides, I've read in a sacred book that he exists and he rescues little kids from impending danger.

Are you ready to believe in Batman?

We know what we worship

Vikky014:
i'm through wt my first degree. ws a student of unizik. waiting for batch B posting

Nice...lemmi pm you my numb, flash i 'll call?

makydebbie:
lol...feel free

Chai, really wished to, but its not just possible here

Vikky014:
Abia state for now. and u?

ph...you school there i guess?

makydebbie:
thanks

Can i kiss them?

olatunjithomas:
I can see what you are up to? don't worry, God is soaking your cane in diesel!

Lwkmfinish

makydebbie:
lol...

I love them

TaLes By MoonLighT

Vikky014:
no wahala dear

Which part of the country are you?

makydebbie:
uhmm...what question?

Your pink l**ps

annnikky:
OK ooo....if u said so

Nope, but there's something bout your hair

Vikky014:
alright..i'm very social

And an extrovert i guess?,,,i love extroverts....would love to meet you offline?

Vikky014:
nt at all

now, Thats my victoria...would like to know you better?

Mariamoyiza:
Mine is giving me a hand written love letter

Sorry but this not the stone age, this is the millenial era and 21st century

Tthis is too obvious

makydebbie:
i am a ghanian..that was based in nigeria..but now in ghana..

Ok, you are welcome...but you dint answer my question the other day

makydebbie:
sorry for the late reply..winners chapel

And you are a ghanian?...you based in nigeria?

annnikky:
N wat happen to it?

Nothing

Dafvck is this??...i have said it and i will repeat it again...we are the ones luring these girls into cheating....lets take this analyticall assumption...



Guy meets a girl...

Guy= hi

Girl= hello

Guy=how are you.

Girl=i'm fine, you?

Guy=i'm fine too, my name is blablabla

Girl=my name is warreva

Guy=ok, you look pretty, just wondering if we could be friends??

Girl=innocently accepted with no ulterior motives..

Guy=somehow cos of her kind gestures and reciprocations he decided to ask her out..

Girl=girl in shock and startling, ok, i have a bf but we can still remain as friends, at this junction, know say you are on your way to the dreaded friendzone...

Guy=becomes adamant and started pestering the innocent girl with all sugar qouted innuendos, and even go as far as buying gifts for her...showing her love and care but with fake intentions until she finally succumbs knowing fully well that girls easily fall in love and they are emotionally weaker vessels...then after you don chop clean mouth you come nairaland come dey tell us say we are doomed as bachelors...my brother, you are the one that is doomed not me



my point is, if you meet a girl and she tells you she's hooked already free her abegi...unless she delibrately wanna cheat on her bf...also, she might be lying that she has a boyfriend when she's single as the abc alphabet "I"...then try to find out why she said she's single, if she tells you, you can now convince her in that area, and perhaps she might in the long run accept you...but when she says i have a bf and you know she does have a bf pls let her enjoy her relationship...

ehix89:
Hmm...

Hope the hmmm is not an indication that you wanna believe the she_maLe

silvertuke:
Ladies and gentle men, be honest. have you send your nude pictures to your lover?

And you expect a nairaland girl to come answer you this question sincerely huh...you go wait till oloriobukun become Rev father

ValentineMary:
In other words, there is no proof to know it was actually Jesus. There is no harm in saying "I don't know". Learn to use that word a lot when defending ur bible because it seems u don't know sh*t

see this one,,,,do you have an iota of idea of whom you are talking with...the bible itself is a mystery, only those with spiritual insight can interprete and comprehend whats written inside...



Back to you...it beats me black and blue why you chosed to play ignorant of your maker and creator, the one who lendest you breath...HE might decide to sniff the breath out of your nostrils this night, but you know, like the psalmist will say,,,His mercies endureth forever....typing and induldging in an unnecessary arguement with you as an atheist which you are will lead me NO where...would prefer meeting you in person cos it seems all of you are doomed...one thing God blessed me with is the knowledge of who HE is and the BIBLE ...



Bro, if you wan learn bible meet me in person and by the grace of God and by the inspiration of the HolySpirit i will answer you ...i dnt induldge in arguing the bible, i give the word, as it is raw and live for your uplifting...no just thing say you fit convert me cos i'm rooted with HIM...btw, you know how many times God don reveal Himsef to me ...you be small boy inshort...if you wan learn about God, christianity and the bible, just lemmi know and i'm obliged to teach you...


Make i stop here...have a blessed day and Godbless you

onstelly:
Church is good n u

Good ...where do you worship?

ValentineMary:
Stop beating around d bush and tell me how u knew ur encounter was from Jesus and not Vishnu

My brother forget it, you 've already allowed satan to blindfold your eyes, telling you about my work with God will be like casting a bucket of water inside a basket....it won't make any meaning or sense to you knowing where you are coming from

Vikky014:
ok

hmmm, are you angry?

Smellymouth:
Iykekelvins, thanks bro..

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Hbd bravo

onstelly:
I am good and you

good too...hws church??

onstelly:
Miss you too

Lol, how are you doing??

Oluwaseytiano:
Do you know what it means for some to actually be a free thinker?

Do i really need to know??

StillBrandnew:
So you set follow them fall Mugu.

Lol, i'm too big and wise to be mugurized by em fakeness

onstelly:
I have been around You miss me

Ofcourse i missed you

ValentineMary:
Oh man stop quoting some jewish book. What RAW proof did Jesus give u Or was it just u speaking to urself? of course that could be a conviction

Who be this...what do you know about God, christianity and the bible...i'm sure you are one of those free thinkers or whatever you classify yourself to be, stop qouting me wrongly cos it's one of my personal encounters in life, wish i can see you in real life i'm sure i will quickly turn you to christ trust me....i used to be a pessimist about God like you until HE arrested me, my advice to you...STOP DOUBTING THE EXISTENCE AND THE WORD OF GOD TO AVOID DAMNATION AND JUDGEMENT