₦airaland Forum

AngelAhnie:
Thread killers didn't allow this thread to survive for a minute...op go and create another thread this one is dead on arrival.

BiafraBushBoy, vicstar and iceberylin..una no try

My sister, there will always be a judas out of every 12 ...

dammydrumz:
i have actually gone a year without sex....#celibacy

And you did it for a cogent reason.

HateU2:
ehn ehn

Why startling??

hungryboy:
hunger dey hook me here for neck like bow tie oh.

Lol, @bow tie...btw, i love wearing bowties...esp with plain white shirt and plain black trouser...the bowtie should be red too

BiafraBushBoy:
When you are jobless and Idle, lots of nonsense enters your head...

When you work your ass off all day, tell me when you will have the chance to visit a brothel?...

Smh... next topic please...

So, that i spared 5mins out of my break time to enlighten people means i'm jobless huh??....



Well, if thats all you 've got to render i'd say mucha gracias

Kdiva:
just passing

just passing to where?, drags her back

hungryboy:
my oga, How ya side na?

I just dey o,,,hope you good?

Just to give you an expo op...



Start from right and do your additions and substractions first before multiplication and division...using the application of boardmas.

Emypresh:
you think so? My broda jukwa ese

I know so brother...a man that is sexually active cnt even go 3days without sex.

hungryboy:
No hassle
No much talk,
No sweat,

Just money for hand, back for ground

Egbon

obiorathesubtle:
#teamVirgin..

i bet my left balls if you are one

Jazzlite:
One and only reason is unbridled sexx

Care to elaborate sir?

iceberylin:
This stuff exhausted you


Wahala dh o...

Carry on from where i stopped...this thread didn't take me up to 5mins...some points escaped my memory cos i dnt do cramings, i paste them as the inspiration overwhelmes me.

iceberylin:
This stuff exhausted you


Wahala dh o...

Carry on from where i stopped...this thread didn't take me up to 5mins...some points escaped my memory.

Emypresh:
Fat lies.......I have gone 1 month and 17days wtout sex

I meant an "average man"...and btw, you stayed cos of lack of opportunity.

I 've just been thinking aloud recently why men will have sex with a lady and still pay them ontop asif the lady in question did not enjoy the sex too, now, to me this is funny, i mean it's ridiculous...sometimes you hear them(prostitutes) moan in ecstacy as you are engaging in and disengaging out, yeah, dnt ask me how i knew cos i 've been guilty....

And from my thinking i 've been able to deduce 5 reasons why men patronize prostitutes..



1. Most men believe keeping a girlfriend is costly why on the other hand 75-80% of girls see relationship as a job opportunity...


2. Majority of the girls today have pride, thats why they don't reply pms...they feel their body is too special asif them holy pass holyghost.



3. Men can't endure sex for a very long time....yes, an average man cnt go a week without sex, make your research.



4. Wives starving their husbands of sex because of matrimonial indifferences or crisis in the family...and before you know it, the man will storm a brothel asap.



5. Sexual satisfaction, yeah right, some men visit the ashewo quaters because they don't derive the sexual satisfaction they desire from their wives...most times, they pay the prostitutes for a full time, i.e over night...



At this point, my brain has become blank and empty, just help me add to the list


cc Farano..lalasticlala and co.

rosieluv:
lols r u ibo? n wah du u tink dey wish for?

From the way i'm sounding you should know i'm not igbo...of what the igbos wish for...they wish nigerian language should officially become igbo...they wish that other tribes should be scrapped...they wish nigeria as a country should be turrned to biafra, tho i'm not against biafra, but i'm yet to understand what biafra is all abt before i give them my full support...they wish you are not worthy to marry from igbo if you are not igbo...and thats why, no matter how you date an igbo girl, and no matter how she loves you, when its time for you to marry her, she will tell you, my parents said i cnt marry outside my tribe...and i bet, rosy, you will do the same

They will retify the problem, that i guarantee you...as far as nobody else tempered with your accout and ATM...the only problem here is ecobank, their internet system is too slow, ever since they merged them with oceanic bank, their processes and systems upgrade is nothing to write home about...



Can you imagine that i went to one of their branches @aba road in ph to do some transactions...you know, usually banks open by 8am, @most 8:05am...so, i went there before 8am, the security men asked us to be a lil bit patient...



To our utmost surprise, one of the security men came and i qoute what he said "due to some electrical faults in the bank, we can not operate today, pls visit any of our other branches"...like wtf, after we have been waiting for more than an 1hr...and thats why i delibrately refused to modify and reactivate my oceanic account with them, inspite of all the text message and birthday wishes they 've been sending me...



Diamond bank sure pass...

rosieluv:
y na? who wil na marry us if evri guy is running frm us ehn

Except you are willing to go against the wish of your parents, then i can marry you.

jmoore:
Copy and paste crew, who dash am the post?

Hmmm

HateU2:
must u quote all d thread ehn

I thought you liked me

Maxi112:
oluwa is highly involve

I see

You were making a whole lorra sense not until i read were you said, "premarital sex is good when you have a future with the person".....




Any form of sex outside the walls of marriage is a sin...its either you abstain or you marry.

AIRTIME007:
I mean these are the real niggas up here...
if all of em are gone from here...imagine how it's gonna be like

Somewhat true...anyway thanks for recognising me, modify my moniker...firstking01

So, you are this creative

AIRTIME007:
Yes am back again!
If ur moniker doesn't fall in...no hard feelings...just put in work....
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#

You dey observe sha

Menace2Society:
What do u want her to say

She's supposed to reciprocate by making the dude know his stance and not just leaving him hanging in the balance....btw, are you her asslicker, just asking tho cos the way you qouted me seems you too have a crush on her??

JESUSBOIY:
so i am iteng obu rght ?

Yes

uyisteven:
***** Not a prophet o...Have my fair share of sin... . . . But Any sane being could notice som1 with a great heart...#JustSayin

Ok

TeamBachelor11

Op, its past your bed time.

uyisteven:
*****
I would say you not on your bed now...
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I would suggest on your roof....lol...
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kidding...But seriously..You not on your bed

You never answer the question mr prophet