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davidmark4naija:
Am not looking for a perfect lady.

I just need a lady dat is beautiful, smart and has nice boobs. Is dat too much to ask?

DonUjay:
.Descend on Me? Lmao! Now I know being Daft is a Hobby for you

Monalisa185:
you always know

davidmark4naija:
I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?

DonUjay:
.Did you just ask a dumb question intentionally? or are you naturally Dumb?

KingKonga:
But something av to make u like someone like a smart brilliant girl or so.. not really looks. But most of dem lack dese stuffs

think of what she might have been going through. (emotionally)

KingKonga:
Thanks.. is that really a high taste? I just av choices

reminiscing:
I am in need of a serious relationship.interested ones should please reply.I am a student

onila:
I am probably the most beautiful girl on earth

people have been calling me Agbani since I was 11
I have been doing beauty pageants since I was 8

I am far from perfect
but when it comes to looks, no woman intimidates me
I am can stand confident close to halle berry and kim kardashian

thanks heavens for the blessing

otemanuduno:
FOOTBALL PROPHECIES 2016

1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo kyev.
5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match in
January.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.

otemanuduno:
FOOTBALL PROPHECIES 2016

1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo kyev.
5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match in
January.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.

ritababe:
We are winning this gunners for life.

yemoxyl:
See question oo,yes i do

missingrib:
I know u won't....u created the thread now so what do I expect

Darven:
You can't even type in complete correct english and you expect her to take you seriously?

You are not even half as smart as I was 5 years ago. I mean it.

missingrib:
oops...I was tinking it was a lady dat posted it.anyways in our country here,guyz don't appreciate it.no matter how u will later appear cheap before them.

Darven:
You keep stalking her and quoting her upandan and she keeps ignoring you. Yourmain is only attracted to intelligent guys, and since you are not, she will forever ignore you.

Settle for your girls that are your level. Like misspicy and dollyjoy and the rest olodos

Darven:
Why?

Darven:
2015 has ended and with it ended my crush on Mrsphyno. I don't like her no more, I have a new crush and she is ......Yourmain

Happy new year yourmain

Please don't ignore me like mrsphyno did to me.

Gelengelen:
Gooooooallll anita!
Ars 0-1 new

Oliviaarims:
Link, pls.

Oliviaarims:
This notion seems to be trending these days. But pls, before anyone goes about saying it's okay for a woman to make the first move, then perhaps they should also elaborate on what circumstances and the manner in which it should be done. So many girls are being misled already.. And making complete fools of themselves. I witnessed one such event yesterday and I just couldn't help laughing. This girl must have been feeling like a real 21st century chic when she even contemplated making the move. But with the way things turned out, I can bet on my two Di'ja-like-boobs that she's so never going to try that again. Heck, that dude was mean!


Back to my topic. I really don't get why a girl should be encouraged to make the first move. Look at it this way. Wooing a woman is sth that comes very natural to men. It's what they do. It's what they've always done right from time, what reason then has a guy not to make a move on the girl he likes? So this boy and girl know themselves, perhaps not as friends or anything serious, but each knows about the existence of the other. They are perhaps in the same location.. Work in the same place, live in the same neighborhood, attend the same Uni;So, surely they get to see each other from time to time. Why then should it be the girl making a move since she's interested in him? Hasn't he seen her before? If actually he had any interest whatsoever, he'd make the first move. It shouldn't be an issue at all. Girls are used to being wooed.

But he doesn't and some girl would think it's okay for her to make the first move. Trust me, chances are high that he won't take u seriously if ever u should go into a relationship. He'd simply see the whole thing as him doing u a favour by dating u and perhaps getting an advantage for himself if he succeeds in sleeping with you . I can't even imagine how u'd feel comfortable being in that relationship. He's most likely always going to be eager to show u the door, because after all, u made the first move on him, when he was just on his own doing his thing. It's just like reversing roles entirely. And IMO, it shows desperation.

And I also thought guys used to enjoy the chase. They want girls to be the ones chasing them now? Lol.

Pls, giving the green light and not playing too hard to get is enough. A man's supposed to know what to do when he sees the green light. If he doesn't, well, that's sad. It simply implies that there are so many things about women he isn't sensitive to.

Call me old-fashioned. I like being old-fashioned if this is what being old fashioned is all about.

Diddyydiva:

you think?

aminatawa:
...I knew it would happen sooner or later. I just laid there and let them do what they wanted, as the tears rolled silently to my ears.
Every Night they came, every night I waited. I wasn’t allowed to lock the door; I wasn’t allowed to protect myself. I endured that torture for a long time, until I could take it anymore...
See full story here
https://aminatawastories./2016/01/02/broken-complete-story/

Monalisa185:
it's 2 nil now...

Monalisa185:
it's 2 nil now...