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Romance › Re: I'm New Here, Welcome Me by firstking01(m): 11:25pm On Jan 03, 2016
JerkyChan:
Bros, na me u dey cast like dis.......anyways, ur comment just wake me from sleep
hehehehe...i tink say u say u dan dey observe tins b4 u joined?,,,u wud 've known dat if u enta nairaland like dis, dem go bash u grin...anytin u do here weda gud or badt, u wud either be castigated or dey'd bash d hell owta ucheesy
Romance › Re: State Of Dilemma. by firstking01(m): 11:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
coolh3ad:
Broseih no vex...The story was so long combined with the grammar I didn't realize she actually completed the whole seconday education....Maybe na community grammar school for village she go....who knows?
lol, abeg nairaland crack ma ribs too much dis evening...i no wan laugh agn
Romance › Re: I'm New Here, Welcome Me by firstking01(m): 11:01pm On Jan 03, 2016
JerkyChan:
Ah, nice blabbing......FYI, I'm a new-comer, though av been a ghost reader for a while, but no disguide. BTW....suggestion noted.
u berra play cool,,,dis wan wey ur body dey do u like woman wey dey unda gestation period undecided...wen i joined nobady knew sef.
Romance › Re: Romancelander's New Year Singles Mingle by firstking01(m): 10:57pm On Jan 03, 2016
MzzTega:
I am here.
hmmm?
Romance › Re: Romancelander's New Year Singles Mingle by firstking01(m): 10:54pm On Jan 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
isn't it a guy's pride u knw, 2be able 2woo any grl, losed etc unlike grls?
no, i dnt wanna believe it's a guys pride to woo a gal, instead, it shud b d oda way round...it shud b d gals pride, weather losed or nt...if i'm able to aprehend ur question??
Romance › Re: Romancelander's New Year Singles Mingle by firstking01(m): 10:39pm On Jan 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
ok so wats d opposite of a random guyyy??
hmmm...owk, for me i tink a guy is said to be random he's losed and he's gullible to anytin...dats ma lil thought, i stand to be corrected tho embarassed
Romance › Re: I'm New Here, Welcome Me by firstking01(m): 10:27pm On Jan 03, 2016
JerkyChan:
Bros, are you high on lacasera, wu be woman wrapper?
no, bt on a more serious note, wat kinda impression u tryna give urslf here undecided...u just joined nairalan and the next tin is, only ladies shud pm u, unless ur an old member disguising in a female monikersad...aside frm dat, nobody here wud take u serious, even d so-called ladies here.
Education › Re: Why Do Engineering Students Brag To Know Maths More Dan Mathematics Students by firstking01(m): 10:21pm On Jan 03, 2016
Op, leme ansa u as an engineering student cool....
Firstly, ur generalization is wrong...because, nt all students who are studying engineering knw mathematics...except for the cool headed ones who really knw y dey r studying engineeringsad...sm of us act like that cosof d kinda calculation course we r exposed tosad...d likes of strength of material, fluid mechanics, calculus and sm additional mathematics...

Secondly, i think that ur frnd was talking abt the courses, asin d departments in specific and their pedigree in d society...u knw engineering wud always lead in d limelight, esp mechanical.
Romance › Re: Romancelander's New Year Singles Mingle by firstking01(m): 10:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
bronzegoddess:
ur in ph. Would have picked u
where u @?
Romance › Re: Romancelander's New Year Singles Mingle by firstking01(m): 10:04pm On Jan 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
firstking01?grin
ah nobi random guy, bt u can pick me tongue
Romance › Re: Romancelander's New Year Singles Mingle by firstking01(m): 10:01pm On Jan 03, 2016
sadundecided
Romance › Re: Does This Mean She Is Into Me by firstking01(m): 9:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
MrCork:
angry
hey niccur grin
Romance › Re: Does This Mean She Is Into Me by firstking01(m): 9:54pm On Jan 03, 2016
Nairalanders eh grin
Romance › Re: Romancelander's New Year Singles Mingle by firstking01(m): 9:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
bronzegoddess:
Can I pick a random guyhuh
cool
Romance › Re: Please Help Me ! My Husband Doesn’t Eat At Home Again by firstking01(m): 9:45pm On Jan 03, 2016
Maka kuku pitch my tent here shud in case embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Is My Girlfriend Ignoring Me by firstking01(m): 9:39pm On Jan 03, 2016
armylord:
yeah bro I took to ur advice nd errithing ended up great... we even did some bf gf thingy...
hehehe..i told u...i knw dem galscheesy...wen dem dey act those their film, just ignore dem, wen dem cum bk to their senses, na u go enjoy amcheesy...so, wey my bottle of originsad...i serious
Romance › Re: See Why I've Been So So Sad Today. by firstking01(m): 9:33pm On Jan 03, 2016
Misplaced priority...yawns, goes back to bed, grabs pillow tight...nobody shud knock my door and disturb me frm dis sleep wey dey sweet me die grin
Romance › Re: State Of Dilemma. by firstking01(m): 9:26pm On Jan 03, 2016
coolh3ad:
Ehhh...Its very very very possible...I am a living witness...My younger cousin's GF is just like that...Her dad passed on when she was in Primary 6...She didn't go to school from JSS to SS..Only evening lessons and tutorials and that's once in a while oo...She's not really fluent in english but she dey try but her reading and writing skill is Zero..And she is CUTE.....Her Younger sister too - The same...So its very possible. Maybe she went through something similar
brosieh...ur own case is entirely a diff scenario...in ur own case, d gal didn't have d opportunity to start frm Jss1-ss3...bt in d op's case, she went through js1, js2, js3, sat for junior waecsad...continued frm ss1, ss2, ss3, soteeeeyy write waec, kai, it's near impossicannotsad..tell me wat i dnt knw jare.
Romance › Re: I'm New Here, Welcome Me by firstking01(m): 9:18pm On Jan 03, 2016
Darven come o...u dan get anoda customer to join ur woman wrappering society of nairaland..WWSON grin
Romance › Re: State Of Dilemma. by firstking01(m): 9:11pm On Jan 03, 2016
Aristotle96:
bro I no be Roman emperor...the things i dy see this days day pass me so ah gats run o undecided
so, hw do u intend to succeed in life if u keep running away frm ur challenges?
Romance › Re: 10 Most Ugliest Ladies On Nairaland by firstking01(m): 8:36pm On Jan 03, 2016
WiLdFLame:
Bro u no say i respect toomuch bt while u go talk say she perfect?
u get crush on her?
if u talk say make i free her naso be dat
bt help me tell her make she cum meet me make we finish dat match? finish
lol, bt which match u dey talk abt... grin
Romance › Re: State Of Dilemma. by firstking01(m): 8:33pm On Jan 03, 2016
Aristotle96:
Op u just dy fast forward to dis fast forward to that... Na so u fast forwardly bleep her... Now u wan fast forwardly find help...make una too go church for cleansing first of all den angry
lol @ur siggy...others came, saw and conquered...ur own u came, saw and ran away grin
Romance › Re: State Of Dilemma. by firstking01(m): 8:29pm On Jan 03, 2016
Seems ur a nice guy and a husband materiaL...my advice...help her outa illiteracy, weather u still want her or nt...i 've done this before, and i'm still doing it...just complete the good work u 've started....bt it's hard to believe that smbdy frm Jss1-SS3 couldn't write or read...wat kinda human being is thathuh
Romance › Re: 10 Most Ugliest Ladies On Nairaland by firstking01(m): 8:12pm On Jan 03, 2016
YourMain:
Awh embarassed I'm not! But thank you
yea, u may nt be to others, bt i said before me cool
Romance › Re: 10 Most Ugliest Ladies On Nairaland by firstking01(m): 8:05pm On Jan 03, 2016
YourMain:
lol I'm too ugly for him
before me ur perfectsmiley
Romance › Re: 10 Most Ugliest Ladies On Nairaland by firstking01(m): 8:03pm On Jan 03, 2016
Op exempt YourMain from that list... undecided
Romance › Re: Please Help! Am Feeling Funny Around Our House-help. by firstking01(m): 7:59pm On Jan 03, 2016
donaldking10:
i do
so, y lusting after d poor gal?,,,or ur gf doesn't allow u to touch her?
Romance › Re: Please Help! Am Feeling Funny Around Our House-help. by firstking01(m): 7:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
donaldking10:
25.
dnt u have a gfsad??
Romance › Re: Is This Enough Reason To Breakup With My Boo? by firstking01(m): 7:42pm On Jan 03, 2016
Hmmm...the both of you need jesus embarassed
Romance › Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by firstking01(m): 7:30pm On Jan 03, 2016
Monalisa185:
hehehehe... doesn't mean I don't not have a particular church I attend..I'm a traveler...I just don't say because I have a particular church then I won't attend or adapt whenever I find myself in a place with a different denomination... nah...I was born an anglican...so maybe I can say I'm an Anglican....happy now?


btw....I have a horrible voice when it comes to singing...so no think am ooo
away wit dat mindset of urs...most of d world's greatest singers today once made dis statement u made nw...see, we are born natural singers, esp d females...all u gotta do is work on dat ur "horrible voice" as u said, den u cant believe u'd be singing like one of my role models in music....whitney the houstoncheesy
Romance › Re: Never Knew She's A Lez by firstking01(m): 7:15pm On Jan 03, 2016
Vjcray:
[size=14pt] Don't be stereotypical.. ..
So only God can help stop guys from masturbating?


She just have to kill that dirty spirit of lesbianism from her Mind and have the willingness to abstain completely. .. .

#heaven helps those who help themselves...
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notin like stereotypical here...most times they need God intervention for them to quit that illicit act...i dnt knw if u 've really met a lez before...it's easier for a guy who's into gay to quit than a lez to quit lesbianism...need i tell u my 2go lesbianism escapades wen i disguise in a female moniker and gender...i see sometins wit lesbian galssad...see d way dey were beggin me to snap my pant and show demsad...she will ask me to deep my finger in my pant and finger myself and snap it and send it to her, b4 i even finish typing, gbam, she has send me her unclad pixsad...gosh...u knw dat feeling wen u see fresh fat front pant and firm breast grin...if i refused to co-operate wit dem, u'd see dem beggin as though their life depends on itsad...dey'd even promise to send u recharge card...lesbians are desperate ppl...so, most tyms dey really need God intervention bro.
Romance › Re: Never Knew She's A Lez by firstking01(m): 6:58pm On Jan 03, 2016
Hmmm....it's really difficult to talk a lady outa lesbianism o...they are so engrossed in it, mayb unless except God intervens.

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