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Op, shebi u no read wetin one guy write abt him gf here 2days ago ba?,,,she wan transfer HIV to u...pick race, infact, make usain bolt knw sat him dey learn work

sinaj:
m xori if I didn't rely ur mentions but I knw I try to reply all my mentions.



Happy New Year

sm2u too...appologies for d way i sound...and hw r u?

sinaj:
m xori if I didn't rely ur mentions but I knw I try to reply all my mentions.



Happy New Year

sm2u too...appologies for d way i sound...and hw r u??

sinaj:
Romance Land


Home of Awon werey




Romance forum is a plc I run too weneva my eyes r red nd misty

I love you All

ur sounding cool bt u neva reply mentions...i see sm traces of pride in u

Nairaland is nothing without romance section

Nairaland is nothing without romance

SethJr:
If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts. Ignore his
chats
with girls, and check the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
3. No matter how expensive
your Wrist watch is, as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the
"p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer
different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to
be OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will
lay on your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,
a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid
of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of
a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min
ago .BBM - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked your cane in
kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have
been rated as the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still retain the 1st
position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever made. So think
deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself
wisely
to avoid
Prison break
11. To those who commit
suicide; why are you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many
people are looking for who to
use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's
no female angel in the Bible.
So if any guy calls you an angel,
na wash ooooo.
13. And if after reading this u
refuse to forward , devil dey
dance shakiti bobo for your
head....!!!
Happy New year 2 u all (copied nd pasted )

wat correlation does dis have with d thread?

Aminat508:
u wanna start again this year ba? Happy new year to you too

hny my fellow gunner compatriot

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, thought your mother and father are your parents?

hey ma queen

Ok seen...

safarigirl:
i don't have one

ok, i tink i'd device a means

Oliviaarims:
Not following one's own advice .. Or perhaps totally missing out on one very vital key peculiar to a given relationship.

hmmm

safarigirl:
you can't prove anything by killing yourself. We'll just open a thread on NL to laugh at you

oh really?,,,owk, tel me hw to win ur hear?

Ahead

safarigirl:
yes, maybe rock climbing, but ain't no negro tryna get killed by jumping off a bridge with nothing but a rope tied to your waist.

That is attempted suicide and is unlawful in some countries

if i dnt do all these...hw do i proof my love for u

Monalisa185:
*clears throat*

a wonderful morning romancelanders/nairalanders....it's a brand new year, and guess what?? It's the year [b]2016....the very year we've all been waiting for...haha...let's get down to business... I would like to use this platform to send a new year shout out to a few friends...both those I have had the opportunity of knowing and those I have not .(yeah, I know you understand)

well, there's a little clue (stop rolling those eyes, it's simple).....I would be using a harshtag (#HNY), That simply means "HAPPY NEW YEAR"... so don't get confused when you see it.... #leggo

[b]pinceprinz :for being a trouble maker , This is a new year o, change #HNY

faith551 :hehehe, for always looking for your trouble, tho I go still find more #HNY

martyns303 :for being so trusting, tho I'm still waiting for dah feedback #HNY

flokii :You! you can shaaa look for trouble, try change this year ooo.. #HNY

stfuareyouGod :you still owe me my smoothie oo,& don't forget dah party we burning down soon #HNY

primeministerr :my pm! I never see the horse and donkey wey you promise o..change! #HNY

murphyibiam15 :Newest doctor in town..#HNY

Queennikky :Hey hun! #HNY

sameer1212 :use that your baby picture do new year for me na #HNY

chandli :man utd hater..hope you enjoying yourself now that we've lost a couple of times? #HNY

naijaboiy :This stingy boy, I'm yet to get my tfare o, na new year be this o, better change #HNY

julianne10 :hey dearie #HNY

Lalasticlala :Lala when person go see your cute face na? #HNY

tosyne2much :hehehehe.. boss...you owe me something oo #HNY

vizkiz :Mr. 50 years ago...lol #HNY

cutehector :your rat poison is still intact oo, I never forget #HNY

roctation :For that immediate response months back..Thank you; D..#HNY

ugliest : this your monicker sf...lol #HNY

farano :Halo farara #HNY

Alienstar :sweety, I've not seen that Rihana you did, would love to tho #HNY

jolllyjoy :Babe, where your break light na? Abi na you be dolllyjoy? #HNY

Decker :The intelligent and ever controversial one :HNY

fajani :Dude, hope you are still a born again? #HNY

pretydiva :Hey, remember our last fight? na play ooo #HNY

moezzy :My 500yards husband material #HNY

donTbone :dude, hope you still preparing for dah get together tho? #HNY

obiorathesubtle : Baddest niqqa on NL.. #HNY

osedvgirl :Babe, where have you been..hope sey dem never kidnap you oo? #HNY

tunchi101 :Buddy, hope you now know your way round NL? #HNY

potestdeus :For always making mockery of my club whenever the going gets though, I see you #HNY

fistking01 :Hope you are happy now? you guys are topping the league now, enjoy #HNY

MrsPhyno :That dude (phyno) doesn't know what he's missing, hope he realizes before it becomes too late, lol #HNY

IamLegend1 : dude, gimme link na, where you dey get those funny pics? #HNY
wristbangle
Jomrichy1
Estharfabian
laveda
Yourmain
danieloy4
ronald4lif
rexkex
MRCORK
Oliviaarims
mamagee3
prettythicksme
BUTCHCASSIDY
KashyBaby
KingTom
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
pweetychyka
pushmusic
misspicy2[/b]

haaaaaaa...the list is really a long one...I could go on and on, buh mehnnn, this thing ain't easy one bit..

I wish you all the very best the year brings..this year smells good tho..hmmmm...enjoy the rest of the year....
HAPPY NEW YEAR[/b]

awwwsh...and u too...wishing u d very best dat accompanies dis yr and beyond

YourMain:
I meant December 31st and January 1st. There is no difference. Thank you! And you too!

hehehehe...MyMain

safarigirl:
ain't bungee-jumping for nobody, I have a fear of heights

lol...u knw u need to try new adventures ...

safarigirl:
ain't bungee-jumping for nobody, I have a fear of heights

lol...u knw u need to try new adventures

safarigirl:
they haven't been very successful. No need asking

Like someone said, there are no guidelines to being in a relationship or falling in love, just be you and pray you find someone who loves the crazy, loud, opinionated you, someone who makes you laugh when you're mad, smile when you're sad and is willing to go bungee-jumping off third mainland bridge with you

wow..ayam thrilled...can u do all these for me ...and i'd give u d deepest part of my heart

YourMain:
Lol what truth ?

So you think there's honestly a difference between today and yesterday ?

jesus...ur disapointing me with dis question honey, y naw?....owk, leme just give u one mundane diff between todae and tomorrow...today has come to give birth, while tomorrow is pregnant, dats just one of d numerous differences...by d way, hapi nu yr

pweetychyka:
It's new year.... It myt sound stewpid to u cos u can't get d ryt ansa

awkay

@d liberation stadium, waiting to hear pst chris oyakhilome preach in d new year's evening service,,,dey'd soon invite him to d pulpit8...

@d liberation stadium, waiting to hear pst chris oyakhilome preach in d new year's evening service,,,dey'd soon invite him to d pulpit.. 8

pweetychyka:
Thanks abunch for taking ur tym to comprehensively explain your answer!

Happy New Year in Advance.



Thanks for you response still... but d question isn't as stoopid as you think. No hating

Happy New Year in Advance

u dnt knw d diff between 31st dec and 1st jan, yet yua telling smbdy hapi new yr, hw do u kwn it's new yr sef...my sister, like d niggro above me said...d question stewpid nobi small

YourMain:
Okay. What's the difference between tonight and last Wednesdays night.

Years and all that were all made up. It's just a way to calculate time. I'm pretty sure today isn't the 364th day the earth has rotated as it went around the sun. And even if it was, what's the difference between that and yesterday when the exact same thing happened?

So I could carve out special time next week. The earth will still be rotating as it revolves the sun.

my dear, ur being too sentimental and psycological, ur sounding dis way cos u 've embibed d culture of d white, hence ur nt in nigeria, if u where in nigeria, u won't be sounding dis way...d westerners lives their lives on d scriptures dat says...give to cesar wat is cesar's, and to God wat is God's...i 've told u wats obtainable frm d bible, i'd urge u to believe it and run with it...my submission...people wud always try to wanna balance d scriptures with their life, even wen dey knw d truth...

BusY BodY...

emusmith:
and you expected me to reel out my relationship escapades on a social media?

bro, people do it here...either to seek advice or use theirs as an example to advice others...most tyms, ur threads conotes to it...so, if u share ur relationship excapades here, it ain't badt et-all...instead, people will learn frm it.

emusmith:
Well, believe me because I don't...I saw your number...were you flashed?

ngwanu, ask those who have gf weather it is working as dey planned it....dis one is nt hw much u knw abt relationship, cos mesef be inspiration wen it comes to balancing equation of relationship ....oh, my no?,,,yea, wanted hanging out with her sha.

emusmith:
Laughed and fell from my bed!!!

Well, no. I don't experience that

i'd only believe u if u dnt have a gf

YourMain:
Well you're meant to have a kiss on New Years but I'm probably going to be in bed. With a tub of Ben and Jerry's and Netflix.

oh sweethrt, i tot ur a scholar of d bible...nw, in d jewish tradition, there'sa time of d month dey call passover...also, in d old testament, there's a month dey call d month of urim or twilight, infact dey have so many days dey keep aside as a special day to wear sackclothes, wail, and be in a sober mood, just to appreciate God for His mercies....that doesn't mean dey dnt go to d synagogue every week to hear d chief priest read d law to their hearing...wat am i tryna say?,,,God will always hallow that special time u bring out for Him, aside frm going to church everydae...therefore, i beseech u MyMain to forfeit ur bed and warreva and go and tankGod specially dis nyt in church, dnt tell me u can do it in ur house cos d bible says...do nt underlook d gathering of d brethren...hebrews 10:24...