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Dear President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan! Starting from
March 28, I, other reasonable Nigerians and international
observers had feared that this election would mar Nigeria.
Reasons included the fact that no African sitting president
has ever lost election, the threat from your kinsmen in Niger
Delta, and the prediction that Nigeria would disintegrate in
2015.
However, you have proved every doubting Thomas wrong.
You have kept one of your numerous promises: you’ve
given Nigerians a free and fair election at the expense of
your ambition and expectations of your supporters.
Dear Goodluck:
i. Unlike Charles Taylor, you believe your country (Nigeria)
is greater than you, so you have admitted defeat without
war.
ii. Unlike Gbagbo, you have conceded and you are ready to
inaugurate a new government headed by your opponent.
iii. Unlike Robert Mugabe, you haven’t manipulated election
to keep you in office.
iv. Unlike Mahmud Ghadaffi, you believe the people have the
right to choose their leader.
v. Unlike Hosni Mubarak, you’ve refuse to use the security
forces against your people.
vi. Unlike Babangida, you are not ready to set up interim
government because you’ve lost peoples’ confidence and
acceptance.
vii. Unlike Abacha, you don’t consider Aso Rock your
father’s house, so you are not going to die for it.
viii. Unlike Obasanjo, you’ve appointed a free and unbiased
umpire as the chairman of INEC (Jega against Iwu).
ix. Unlike Aregbesola, you’ve never believed in violent polls,
so you haven’t asked your supporters to go to polling
booths with charms and ammunition.
x. Unlike Shagari, you would never hand over to a military
president, so you’ve conducted a transparent election.
xi. Unlike Obasanjo, you don’t believe election is a “do or
die” affair, rather, you believe that “one’s ambition worth the
blood of nobody”.
xii. Unlike many Nigeria’s politicians, you’ve openly
accepted defeat and don’t blame INEC for your loss.
xiii. Unlike many African presidents, you’ve become the first
sitting African president to conduct election which you’ve
lost.
I’m more than proud of you. After Nelson Mandela in South
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open acceptance of the results and congratulating of your
opponent have opened a new democratic chapter for
Nigeria and Africa in whole. I do hereby recommend you for
Nobel Laurel Prize for Peace and Leadership, the Mo
Ibrahim Prize for Leadership and every other available
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As you bow out of office come May 29, may you bow into
peace, happiness, wealth, good health, prosperity, and long
life.

1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and
security. Others will fall in place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle
it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to
be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to
escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U
Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says
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call credit in his phone.
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil
servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics.
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use
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9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging
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10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,
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INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.
DATE: 28 MARCH 2015
TICKET: PVC
KICK OFF: 10:AM
VENUE:ESTADIO DE POLLING BOOT
CAPACITY: 68MILLION
REFFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA
CLUB: PDP FC VS APC FC
DEFENDING CHAMPION PDP FC
FORMATION:5 3 2.
As the defending champions, This is a
defending formation in the bid to defend
their title.
LINE UP.
Jonathan Patience- GK
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
David Mark
Edwin Clark
Ayo Fayose- yellow card
Godswill Akpabio- central midfielder
Adamu Muazu
Nnamani Sambo
Gabriel Suswan
Olusegun Mimiko
Goodluck Jonathan-C
SUBS.
Fani Kayode- yellow card
Alison Maduekwe
Musiliu Obanikoro
Reuben Abati
COACH- Asari Dokubo.
APC FC FORMATION: 4:3:3
APC FC Employs a diamond formation with
attacking options and prolific striker
leading the attack.
LINE UP.
Rotimi Amaechi-GK
Bola Tinubu
Raji Fashola
Rochas Okorocha
John Oyegun
Muhammadu Buhari-C
Abubakar Atiku- on loan from PDP FC
Aminu Tambuwal- on loan from PDP FC
Bisi Akande
Adams Oshiomole-winger
Yemi Osibanjo-on loan from Redeemed fc
SUBS:
John Kayode
Abike Dabiri
Rauf Aregbesola
Dr Bukola Saraki
Segun Oni
COACH- Baba Olusegun Obasanjo- former
PDP FC player.
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situation when both his girlfriend and his ex-lover jumped
into a river and he could only save one, Mirror reports.
Wu Hsia, 21, broke up with his girlfriend, Jun Tang, and then
started dating Rong Tsao. But after three months Tang was
still hassling him and that upset Tsao
Also Read: 10 sex myths that must go
Hsia arranged a meeting between himself, Tang and Tsao in
order to sort out the conflict. The two women began arguing
and Tang threw herself into the river and called to Hsia to
save her. Afraid that Tsia might save her, Tsao also jumped
into the river and shouted at Hsia to save her, which meant
that Tsao had to choose between the two of them.
Tsao jumped in and saved his current girlfriend, Tsao, and
took her to the hospital. On the way to the hospital, he
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"A girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy," he said.
That was the heading I woke up to on Monday morning. A
blatant statement from one of the convicted Delhi bus rapists
in the brutal attack of Jyoti Singh in 2012. Jyoti, after watching
Life of Pi with a friend at night, was brutally raped by 6 men in
a moving bus, tortured with an iron rod, eviscerated and
thrown into the street, naked and bleeding.
One of her attackers was interviewed by British filmmaker,
Leslee Udwin, who spent two years making a documentary,
called India’s Daughter, about Jyoti’s rape and murder and its
ensuing effect on the Indian community. What came to light
was “men's brutal attitudes” about women:
“A decent girl won't roam around at 9 o'clock at night. A girl is
far more responsible for rape than a boy. Boy and girl are not
equal” – Mukesh Singh (Delhi case rapist)
Never so flagrantly has a rapist put the phenomenon into
words. It’s shocking isn’t it? But is it far from the global truth?
Not quite.
Globally, women are indeed held far more responsible for rape
than men. Women are questioned, shamed, scrutinised,
disbelieved, and in some cases, even punished for being
sexually assaulted. Even so-called "first world countries", who
tout the word “progressive”, seem to have a knack for believing
that girls are to blame. In fact, take a look just a few studies
done in these developed countries to gauge what the
population feels about accountability of rape:
- One in 12 people believe sexual assault and rape victims
are to blame if they are either drunk, under the influence of
drugs or flirtatious with the offender
- 40% subscribed to the view that women could be considered
culpable to some degree if they “put themselves in risky
situations”
- 8% of people think victims are responsible when they are
under the influence of drugs
- 20% of people in a Rape Crisis study believed that women
contribute to rape by wearing revealing clothing
- 40% of men thought that if a woman wears provocative
clothing, she’s putting herself at risk for rape
- 54% of women surveyed said victims were partially
responsible for their rapes
It appears that the Delhi rapist simply summarised what the
world quietly believes, and sometimes, not so quietly.
Progressive countries, like South Africa, have had our own
share of misogynists and ignorants who haven’t even
attempted to stop victim blaming. Unlike the Delhi rapist,
they’ve just found new ways of saying it:
What were you wearing? =
Where were you walking? = “A girl is far more
responsible for rape than a boy”
What were you drinking? =
That’s pretty straight forward, succinct summary of everything
every country asks its rape survivors.
It Takes Two Hands to Clap
You can't clap with one hand – it takes two hands," Mukesh
Singh continues in the interview. "… Housework and
housekeeping is for girls, not roaming in discos and bars at
night doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes. About 20 per
cent of girls are good."
It’s a horrifying statement. But is it an original one? Not at all.
Many before him have eluded to precisely the same sentiment:
- “She has the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely
invites rape.” – Daily Mail columnist about Rihanna.
- “She’s 16, why was she that drunk where she doesn’t
remember?” – Serena Williams’ comment about the
Steubenville rape victim who was unconscious, raped and
urinated on by two high school football players.
- “Child rape is okay when the victim seems ‘older than her
chronological age.’ – A judge in the United States of America.
- “To avoid getting raped, ‘…young ladies should not drink
too much.’” - Lai Tung-kwok, Hong Kong’s secretary for
security, talking about curbing the increase in rapes.
- “If you don’t want to be sexually violated online, don’t take
nude pics” –Half the internet (including Ricky Gervais ) when
Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pictures were leaked.
It looks like a lot of people believe that it does indeed take “two
hands to clap”. Of course, when clapping is a metaphor for
rape, the one hand would be the rapist and the other hand
would be the act of owning a vagina.
The Global Community
Mukesh Singh is a monster and a rapist. He’s the worst kind
I’ve read about. But he is also a man. He is not exceptional.
His words are not, in and of themselves, exceptional. What is
exceptional is India’s tolerance and denial of it. What’s truly
astounding is seeing someone embody the very thing that the
global community implicitly supports.
We stand around saying that “real men don’t rape”. Well. Real
men do rape. He is a real man. And these ‘real men’ were boys
who were raised in a society that taught them, in varying
degrees, that their needs and their lives and their human value
is greater than that of a woman. And we all act shocked when
these ‘real men’ go out and spike a drink, threaten women
with rape and death on social media, sexually assault an
unconscious girl, shoot and kill women because they felt
insecure, violently attack women who rejected them, gang rape
and disembowel a girl.
We act shocked when we hear that in South Africa, 46,253
rapes were reported in the last year with only 669 life
sentences - when only 1 in 9 victims actually report. We act
surprised when we read that 38% of all women who were
murdered were murdered by their intimate partners or ex
partners, and 42% of women who have experienced physical or
sexual violence do so at the hands of a partner. Mukesh Singh
is not the exception. He is the rule; he is a by-product of the
belief system that allows this kind of violent gender
discrimination to happen.
And yet, people will still take to the comment section to tell us
all about reverse-sexism while the Men’s Rights Activists
giddily splatter their literary excrement all over the internet.
Refusing to understand that feminism is evidently necessary.
That women who ask for rights really aren’t asking for much.
That when they read the heading of the Delhi rape, they’re
simply seeing the darker effects of gender inequality.
They’re simply seeing the darker effects of the prejudice they
already hold on to.
Those dangerous sentiments are what the world believes and
lives by, both legally and emotionally. And perhaps that’s why
it shocked you as much as it did. In a world where everyone
frosts their discrimination in politically correct terms and
“ethics in media”, it’s incredibly jarring to see a rapist, a man
raised on a steady diet of patriarchal societal beliefs,
regurgitate those beliefs verbatim. He is a direct product of
what that culture has taught him. So hang him. Jail him. We
don’t care.
Except we’re cutting the head off a headless snake. There are
more of him. Hundreds of thousands of boys raised to believe
that it’s ok to drug a woman, and rape a woman, and urinate
on her, and rip out her intestines, and, and, and.
It’s her fault, after all.
If you’re a somewhat socially aware human being, you’ll have
seen Mukesh’s sentiments mirrored in rape apologists, Men’s
Rights Activists and garden variety misogynists on Twitter. In
fact, the only difference between his comments and that of
Gamergate Bros is that he said it without using an avatar.

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