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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Gives Me 1k.whenever I Visit For Tfare.. by Firstlieutenant(m): 5:55pm On May 22, 2016

ireneony:
according to apostle johnson suleiman "may your head never lack oil"
Everyone say oil!! Aha aha.
Take it!

Oil for hair-of-head no go reach u at all. The only oil wey u go get na oil for hair-of-poocee. Yeye agbero girl!

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Politics › Re: Francis Adigun, Soldier Killed During Chibok Girls Rescue(pic by Firstlieutenant(m): 11:44am On May 22, 2016

Bet why Hausa/Fulani soldiers no dey be casualties?

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Romance › Re: Is It True All Guys Like Fat Girls? by Firstlieutenant(m): 8:28am On May 22, 2016

ireneony:
Team medium/fit.
We are the best
Not fat not skinny. We are just there

Babe u fat, no dey delude yasef. But the good news for ya type, be say una sabi come quick (usually b4 3 minutes). So ur type go come in handy wen guys want do much of less work. grin

Crime › Re: Unbelievable ! Zoo Keeper Impregnates Female Orangutan Ape by Firstlieutenant(m): 12:22pm On May 18, 2016

What is Konji turning this world to.

Crime › Re: Woman Kills Her Father For Alleged Witchcraft (photo) by Firstlieutenant(m): 11:36am On May 18, 2016

ireneony:
See her ugly face

She resemble u somehow grin

Romance › Re: Women: Can You Allow Your Husband Have Female Bestfriend by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:17pm On May 17, 2016

ireneony:
swerve. ..

Swerve

...no wonder u resemble motor-park female-tout

Romance › Re: Women: Can You Allow Your Husband Have Female Bestfriend by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:00pm On May 17, 2016

ireneony:
plssss don't quote me again

U don dey speak English? Wetin I want carry quoting u do b4? Wetin u dey see yaself like? Mumu.

Romance › Re: Women: Can You Allow Your Husband Have Female Bestfriend by Firstlieutenant(m): 9:49pm On May 17, 2016

ireneony:
For wetin ...konji na bastardd

U be heavy agbero girl grin

but I like am so.

Romance › Re: My Nairaland Crush! by Firstlieutenant(m): 9:20pm On May 17, 2016

ireneony:
yes I'm the one. .
Why u come de close ur mouth

U be correct chook, aswear.

Education › Re: Chris Ifeanyi's Duplex (Uniabuja SUG President) by Firstlieutenant(m): 7:45pm On May 17, 2016

He dey live up to the examples of him leaders.

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Romance › Re: Bad Economy Forces Calabar Prostitutes To Slash Insertion Price by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:47pm On May 17, 2016

Na all part of the APC "change".

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy And Uju Stella Trend On Twitter by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:27pm On May 17, 2016

Michellla:
so he actually thought she cant get pregnant cause he hit it once?
he must have skipped biology classes

Bet wetin u mean by "it"? The "it" no get name?

Romance › Re: Guys, Which Of These Ladies Will You Prefer To Go On A Date With This Weekend? by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:04pm On May 15, 2016

Ada9103:
I rep medium. I don try to become slim no way.......na skipping sure pass

Come make I pound u front and back, surely u must to become slim by force.

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Poses With Masquerades At An Event. Photo by Firstlieutenant(m): 9:28am On May 15, 2016

Omenike nmowu!

Crime › Re: Boy Kills Himself For Not Allowed To Marry His 12 Year Old Cousin In Bauchi by Firstlieutenant(m): 8:28am On May 15, 2016

Report says he hails from Ganja ward. Speaks volume of his sanity

Crime › Re: 17-yr-old Commits Suicide Over Failed Marriage Proposal by Firstlieutenant(m): 8:21am On May 15, 2016

Report says he hails from Ganja ward. That speaks volume of his sanity.

Romance › Re: Fun Thread:among This Ladies Who Will U Save If A House They Live In Is On Fire? by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:40am On May 14, 2016

refiner:
...my dear I tire ooo...

lol....akuko ifo!...

one of these days, ihu n'anya go help me prove to u say no be akuku ifo i dey give u so. i go surprise u soon, just keep ya eyes wide open like frog own. u go see!

Romance › Re: Fun Thread:among This Ladies Who Will U Save If A House They Live In Is On Fire? by Firstlieutenant(m): 8:49am On May 14, 2016

refiner:
...lol..

abeg no carry ooo,cos I know your own go pass!...

oya were we even stop?

Lolxxx

Babe this Miss NL competition done dey take like 4ever. I hope say e no dey mount pressure whatsoever on u ooo. Because na my life savings, l go use sue the assses of NL executives, should anything happen 2 u.

Romance › Re: Fun Thread:among This Ladies Who Will U Save If A House They Live In Is On Fire? by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:24pm On May 13, 2016*

refiner:
lol!....wetin you dey catch me for!..I steal your goat?

U think say na only u get teeth abi huh

U don dey hide dey chop goat meat abi huh

When I go start my own eh, na size 44 tolotolo I go carry come house and na 4 ur front I go dey chop am

Romance › Re: Fun Thread:among This Ladies Who Will U Save If A House They Live In Is On Fire? by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:04pm On May 13, 2016

refiner:
....my run away husband!

Choi!! I don catch u! Na wetin u dey do behind me abi huh

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Firstlieutenant(m): 8:35am On May 11, 2016

marshalcarter:
The dude dat said her finshure is gvin cancer...why evuls naaa

See her teeth be lyk tractor tire sha

Make u remember say her teeth be lyk tractor when she go dey give you blowjobb

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview Between Hateu2 And Naughty Nauughty by Firstlieutenant(m): 8:19pm On May 10, 2016

naughtynaughty:
And pls stop deceiving urslf saying yhr in London.. Instead go out and work.. Feed ur family, things r hard nah .. All dis local champion yhr forming on nairaland wunt put fu
Am an illiterate? I stay in Naija and not Germany? Cool. Just so u knw.. Am a 22yrs 500lvl law stdnt.. My own still beta cos I still have a long way to go

Who r u? A fool at 40, A drunkard, bad father, bad husband, wife beater.. Shameless troll
May God have mercy on u.. Cos I c ur wife regretting ever marrying a u

Kai! Babe! U go take mouth bury person for NL one day oo grin

Celebrities › Re: If Not For Money Or Sperm, Women Really Have No Need For Men - Charly Boy by Firstlieutenant(m): 11:48am On May 10, 2016

Woman wrapper!

Politics › Re: Buhari:for Nigeria To Divide Now, It Is Better For All Of Us To Jump Into Sea by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:51am On May 10, 2016

In other words, we live as Nigerians or die Nigerians huh

The lightning wey go faya ya yansh, still dey do press-up!

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Romance › Re: No Sex Till After Marriage (wedding Night)? Come In Here And C by Firstlieutenant(m): 6:17pm On May 04, 2016

naughtynaughty:
oga sir

Whr v u bn

Oga Madam

Na work!

U dey underestimate that ur boy too much oo. From wetin I hear him stuff big like fowl own, and he dey move faster than bullet with am grin

Romance › Re: No Sex Till After Marriage (wedding Night)? Come In Here And C by Firstlieutenant(m): 6:05pm On May 04, 2016

naughtynaughty:
why?

Iykekelvins Biko lets stop dis our no s.ex thing ooo, wat if ur thing is very small eh? What r u hiding frm me eh

Family › Re: I Just Had A New Baby. by Firstlieutenant(m): 4:17pm On May 03, 2016

naughtynaughty:
oya daaabb! Kingrex1 oya dab wildflame dab! Firstlieutenant ati iykekelvins sheti dab? Oremi halfricanadian dab!

Lolxxx u're back... Babe I really missed ur drama grin

. Hope u'd linger a while grin

Politics › Re: APC Governors In Enugu Over Herdsmen Attack by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:20pm On May 03, 2016

No time dem dey arrest and prosecute herdsmen wey kill people for this country. These same men know the killers, na some of them own the cows sef. Instead of prosecuting the herdsmen, dem rather show off their meaningless visit and let the killers free to go and kill again. Smh

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