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Iamsynord:
There this girl in my department.. Anytime we are thru with lectures or coming to school, she will always force me to buy her bananas.

Every single day this last month. It was so much that i had to be budgeting banana money monthly,

she always make me buy this banana for her and no other guy and the way she usually eat this banana staring at me sometimes.....

I hope am not getting it wrong,or is she initiating me because i know witches meet under banana tree,, my friends are thinking something else which i refuse to believe,
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Mind you, she is a strong church lady... Epp me people

Lolxxx make u no worry about the monthly banana budget. Just continue to dey buy her banana, even if u get to thief. Wetin u must make sure u do, na to collect am back for night from her body.

ireneony:
I don't eat fish

Little wonder u've got a stunted growth. Lost out on a lot of protein while growing up.

Na wetin the girl see finish, wey go make her no respect her father mate again.

Moz22:
are u from the north?? Ur own justice ehn no be here ooo

If to say na ya 8-year-old sister or daughter dem cable, u 4 know something.

Make them find better suya-knife slice their preek and give them 4 mouth to chop.

Armed robbery.

refiner:
[b]....I've gat a lot to wish happy new months....but I can't be able to type it all here cos of my memory!

merry new month to my special friends,

Onstelly

kinginvahala

mrbigman1

maxi112

repogirl

biafrabushboy

explorers

wristebangle

marvel

junaak

omenka

modath

mediapace!

sandoski

unapapadeycraze

angelahnie

smellymouth

optional1

ivyy

chubbyt

fairlyusedpant

breadandbeans

moneypassgod

mimzy

laveda

lanicky

skarlett

kenonze

flassh

richindinho

engineermbugame

pikin1

cutehector

olivearims

ireneony

tosyn2much

royalblake007

halfricanadian

airsultan

slyisaac

supresupremo

kingrex1

alienstar

demidagoddess

lasveg

robosky02

rosalieene

jackpot

saintgoogle

omotayor123

frecocoa

silvermania

jarizod

class captain

lilzcee





oga seun!

lalasticlala..

twaci

adonis3

Firstlieutenant

......please,those I wasn't able to write down their name...I'm sorry,it's just that you are much more deeper in my heart,that I can't be able to bring u out!...

may God change ur story today and bless you to the amazement of your enemies!...amen!..

*kisses*[/b]

Glad I made ur list babe. merry new month 2 u too.

They were probably poisoned at the party

The problem is their sluggish internet speed.

Yuneehk:
See what hunger is doing to you. I live in Benue.. I'm sure you don't live there! So how can you possibly come to my rescue huh?

How are u sure I don't live there? And if I don't, the place in Benue no get address? Why I no go locate u, since u know the magnitude of hunger wey we dey talk about

Yuneehk:
Are there benefits in cultism? You don't get to concentrate in school, you're always on the run, your precious life is at stake whenever there's a clash.. No peace of mind at all! Such a pity a handsome dude is gone!..





BTW, Martin return home and keep me company if truly school's been shut down biko

Babe, forget about some undergraduate-wimp called Martin. Send me ur contact, and I'll come to ur rescue. U'd be dazzled by the things we'd do to the day and to the night.

No offense, but we all know Yorubas can never be alienated from the word "treachery". The late Bola Ige led that group - that betrayed MKO - which Al made mentioned of.

hungryboy:
wetin concern sowing and reaping with wetin happen so?,
Who holy pass?
This might just be an innocent woman who unluckily got infected.
Many girls dey ashawo house dey Bleep everyday, but Aids never catch dem.
This life if you no get luck, no matter how good you are,
bad things will always happen to you.

No mind that yeye Cutehector. U 4 ask am if he know how many seed him mama sow b4 she born am

OP, hmm u don dey learn bad-bad things oh

kenonze:
Data comsumes my money mother NEPA bill

But that ya budding-hips wey u dey use do yanga, go good to spend money on ooo. Babe hollah at me, if gear-box go need servicing soon.

sinaj:
Na wa o!





Ow will diz old man satisfy her ni

U go surprise say he strong pass ya current boyfriend and him zoom-zoom dey fire faster than bullet.

ireneony:
This story is fake.
The same italy that helps immigrants with housing and good health care.

Healthcare are free in italy.
I remember when I had a swollen eye....I went to one of the hospital, u need to come and see the way they attend to me fast. The next day, my eyes were better. Can nigeria health care boast of this?

Italians are not like that.
I know because I know

Italy have one of the best health care in the world.

No wonder africa is a shirt hole. . All they do is sit down to fabricate stories.

Lazy bloggers. .anything for traffic.

U call Africa a "shirt hole"! Muuumu! Ordinary Italo here, na im u dey carry for head like project. Wetin u dey even do there sef! If no be "shorogbo" work.

No blood, and how come one hand dey suspended for air, when he's dead?

Billiondoe:
The advantage of this setting is that the D hits the pucci cores and clits. It has a direct impact. Cumin upon Cumin

U go also feel the preek stretch through ya poocee wall proper

ireneony:
She is not fine joor

U and am resemble for ugliness. See as u wear tear-tear cloth in the name of fashion.

At last u escape with ya semen plus u enjoy sweet poocee. Oh boy u too much

refiner:
...which one is poker waist?

insulting me with grammar abi?

Babe na wa 4 u o. Why I go insult the woman of my dreams? Poker na insult 4 ya dictionary?

refiner:
....prove to who?..kingtom?

he's not my boyfriend...so I don't have to prove anything ta him!

meanwhile.... is it bad for someone to have a frying pan bombom?

Babe no mind am, that poker waist of urs dey sexy. Me I dey ready to kill cow for am sef.

Virginkpekus:
that your friend must have been a pest.

Abeg no blame am. No be kpekus wey he go cable, he dey find.

As usual for Naija, we know say this na the last we go hear of the matter.

Blood no dey lie. Any how u like do, na wetin resemble u, you must to born

refiner:
...I hardly see your comments sha...

lol...soldier friend?...lemme call and ask him...give me a min!

Babe tell am say I dey very much around and make he keep off.

ireneony:
how do you know that. .or are you gay?

I know a few ladies who've been with them. U fit test one of them and see if I dey lie.

ireneony:
They are so hot

With their spaghetti dicck.