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zaynie:
All these #TeamNovembermamas making noise......ahn ahn let us hear word na...... .
Firsttymum, you are free to port o, we are a very friendly and accomodating team. Dont let anybody shine eye for u.

thank you jare.... Mwuah

Chinwendym:
thief who dash you October? Berra remain with us for November o

Who again be team November?

hahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha

ozycy:
You ve not seen anything yet. You go bring dettol, jik, hand gloves,olive oil, mat etc. Anyway that's mostly for government hospitals.

hand gloves too? Hahhahahhahaha it's ridiculously funny

Beryl15:
My dear I dey o! Trying to get by with little sleep.

it is well... I can imagine

Fizzywah:
Thanks Hawttattoo. I think i'll do it myself by getting a visa via Atlanta. I start today and will send it out probably tomorrow. Which doctor delivered your baby? The lactation specialist there, the tall lady only sees moms that are doing exclusive breastfeeding. She's a Port Harcourt person and we quickly identified with each other.
She did well to drop a manual Medela breast pump which was helpful and got my wife started. The others came freely lovely drinks from the pantry room, food, baby blankets, similac et al. For moms using Dr. Morgan you can ask the nurses if you are entitled to these little perks.

P.S I know it's been said here before but ensure you let your pediatrician or whoever will be performing your child's circumcision what you want. Tell them naija style and show them a pencil sketch of what you want if you think it will help them else you may end up doing it again.

Portharcourt woman? Pops collar ok na lets go there...
naija style got me rolling ...... Hahhahahhahaha not to sound too vulgar mayb that's why white women like naija "tin"

anonymousmum:
My colleague!!!

wow! This is so cool... Nice to meet you abi na read you lol....

jayjay4lyf:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
hmmmmm dokiiiii

#picksrace hahhahahhahaha

Doubledouble:
Hahahahaha....I just knew we were colleagues...not same institution...there was sthg u said dat jus tipped me off! Anyways, I will report u to efcc, u r giving info out freely cos it's family, right?? What happened to search, read thru, et al....lol
Have a good one

haaaaa I've tried not to use any medical term and just b as naive as ever lol... I wonder what I wld av said... Lol

My dear, family is family jor... Besides he has read through, he stopped reading recently. He's a guru on this thread

If na night vigil I for don dey sleep... See as my eyes dey shine... And I must b awake by 6 am chai...


My darling team mates I'm blowing kisses mwuah mwuah

#teamnovember and maybe #teamoctober hahahahahah

nefertitiram:
At all..
i'm 6 hrs behind 9ja time, so by tomorrow evening. Just watch this space

refresh mode activated

Doubledouble:
I actually detest wigs but got no choice. My plan is to loose the hair piece a week b4 EDD, wash n matte, then do wig. Took 2 wigs: 1, very good human hair n closure was used to make it( will loose it from wig n continue fixing when back in 9ja), the 2nd one was made with chocolate hair. That way am totally covered...my hair is natural n don't want these "oyinbos" to ruin it.

who made ur wig for u? Will pm u in d morning this is a very important convy lol... But the kinky idea is French kissing me

Eminya:
yep! that's the system here my teamie

I'm speechless

joilin:
Abeg stay where u ar. Overtaking is not allowed jare lol

isnor fair o... Lol

Beryl15:
Get a place where 2 or 3 pple would braid at the same time. That way in 2-3 hours you're done.
Trust me, You don't want to deal with brushing weavon.

thanks jare.... How u dey?

olokings:

Watching d crew

hahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha #picksrace

Fizzywah:
You're absolutely right. Thanks Dr. J. I spoke with hubby yesterday. I will try doing it myself, saw this post on getting a card I could load for baby in Walmart. Would explore that option. On the other hand i'd appreciate if you can send Eddy's details to me via Whatsapp (ask hubby) just as an option. Thanks again.

thou shall not blow my cover... Let's just chat on Whatsapp wil give u all d info u need

Chinwendym:
Hrhehehehehehe I am now seriously praying for -2weeks which will place me on the first of November

hahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha if I pray for minus 2weeks I will change camp to team October.

Jennifer89:
I know u are eager dnt worry it will show. i was in ur shoe few months ago but now It's like a signboard. Its gonna b a smooth ride for you IJN.

#teamSeptember#Mother alive,baby alive, husband alive and plenty money IJN#

lol @sign board. And honestly the walking step is the funniest

ozycy:
Did you wear the wig back home or you fixed another weavon?

wear d wig back home na....
The time btw my travel date and EDD is enough to loosen the weavon lol... I don't wanna look scruffy when my LO arrives

lightedpath:
nothing to worry about. I was still wearing my very fitted clothes at that stage. Now I wish I still can. Enjoy it while it last.

as in en enjoy it while it last. I wore heels till like 24 weeks...
But now, I dare not... hahhahhaha dem no dey tell blind man say war don start....

lightedpath:
@Chinwendym- I'm also a first weeker and besides I no get calling for leadership . Let's nominate firstymum

I'm a first weeker too o! Lol

Doubledouble:
Welcome to the club! I don't know how to do the whole eat small n frequently thingy...so am always in that state but taking it easy now as it's really affecting the way I feel- heavy n lethargic.
On the hair, I fixed original human hair the morning of the day I travelled then took wig with me. That way I jus remove the hair when fed up, matte my hair n wear wig- gbam!

My last vacation that's what I did... But then I had time for shakara... Lol
It is well. My pillow is presently 3decker ... Lol chai and another in btw my legs lol

iyoyoworl:
Hello beautiful mamas in the house. would be traveling to have my second baby in Florida. Due in November and already booked my ticket to leave mid October.

Port of entry is thru Atlanta. Pls has any one had an experience at Atlanta point of entry.

Also would like to know if there are any cheap hospitals around Jacksonville as I have family around dere. Used UNF shands when I had by first via cs and it was quite expensive.

Thanks in advance as I await your responses.

I ran from Jacksonville... My SIL used there for her last delivery and she spent like 30k ... I ran en ....

Fizzywah:
Hi Guys,

My wife gave birth to our Son at Houston NorthWest Medical Center almost 2 weeks ago. So thankful to everyone here that has helped with information one way or the other. Special thanks to @oresmum and @domrita. God bless you all.

Our Doctor, Glenn Morgan was great and did a wonderful Job. The nurses that tended to my wife were great, and overall I would say it's a hospital I would recommend to anyone. Freebies to get us started like a starter breast pump, belly waist band, similac, baby starter clothes, etc were given.

Currently we are 'free-er' what with tending to baby and trying to chase his documentation. And so far we have his BC and Passport but i'm having a hard time getting through to Tanko.

Can anyone here (maybe you have mentioned before and I missed it) offer an alternative to processing his Nigerian Visa or a better solution like a passport instead without travelling to New York?? Please any advice would be appreciated as we have limited time.

I have a very strong feeling that I know you... Lemme give u a clue
Did u recently gist with someone most likely ur cousin ( my hubby) about ur hospital accommodation and bla bla he was also telling u his wifey(me) is coming over

Now to ur question have u tried Eddy? Heard he responds fast. The other alternative is to apply for d visa urself.

nefertitiram:
My hair lives inside net, only sees brush on sundays

Will brush it tonight so i can look good for the cameras and baby. Not that baby will come out and see mummy with scattered hair. My big nose and multicolored skin is bad enough

hahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha. If only our hair can speak .... Lol

An over fed 3rd trimester mama is one who can't lie down but sit upright for a while.... Chai

Abeg who send me message o... To eat has been a problem, but this particular rice was just eyeing and toasting me o... Comman see the rice only me finished ... I Neva espperedit

Has anyone experienced over feeding? I mean full to the brim... How did u lie down, what's that position to take so one can sleep very well... I Have an early day tomorrow

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ozycy:
The stress of combing the hair daily. I think kinky will be fine, I made it the last tym but looking to see if der is any oda style. The sitting down to braid the hair no be beans.

actually combing hair no b here o

nefertitiram:
Original human hair not the one made and assembled in that place... whats the name again?
*runs away from thread before they beam their light on me*

u bera run o.... Lmao

ozycy:
Lol. I ve been wanting to ask this same question on the other thread. Thanks for asking and let me know which one you decide on. But I think you will get more reply from d oda thread.

Wasnt even sure wher to ask. I've asked here... Oya u ask there .. Hahhahahhahaha teamoctober vs teamnovember

nefertitiram:
Fix human hair with closure or do kinky braids.

the closure must b fixed properly then.

modath:
Y'all need to stop being damn sensitive & finding insults where none was intended!!!
One of my friends will laugh & exclaim " my brothers" when you buy anything fake not cos she is self loathing but cos of stereotypes
Make una chill, no be WAR...
@firsttymum,
Na kinky braids tinz ooo

I can't even believe it's even a topic sef...

Kinky braids good idea, but to sit down for it o

modath:
Oh oh, does it hurt that much? , never knew, maybe its due to the fact that I'm not the defender of the sw folks! Anyway, pele o
@firsttymum,
This is your cue to present 72 heads of virgin female dogs to appease the goddettes.

plus virgin snakes and lizards hahhahahhahaha

zaynie:
Eeeeeeeeewwwwww!TMI!

I'm sorry jor... Really need a way out... How else can I express myself na?

Eminya:
Check any maternity units of Fmc or General hospitals in kano. I bought mine at Fmc mararaba here in nasarawa.

tot they give that in d hospital? As in u take in ur own maternity mat?

Team US mums which hairstyle una make? D one that lasted for d duration of ur trip... ?


#teamnovember #teamhebrewwomenstyle #teamfirsttimemum

MODATH WHERE ART THOU

Like joke like joke next week is September ...

Team September hope una don shop finish

Team November


How una waist o... Chai chai no b small thing.... To turn for bed no b small task... The smell of my fart is so dangerous,
Smoked fish is my new craving
I dey find cake sold only in cakes n cream and I don't stay in lagos again.
I literally just pressed a pimple outta my chest...
It is well