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bigfido:
there's this word.. very calm to say and doesn't remove a pint of blood from your vessles.. it is "PLEASE".. learn to use it!

In his/her defense

The person saw POE as houston but didn't "bereive" it... Wanted to ask to b sure because mehn he or she never esperredit

Chineke November yaf book ticket already? Na that time flight dey cheap now...

I can't wait for ur POE story @dyout
On a consoling note u r arriving houston very early so u might not experience wahala

modath:
Yes nah, as dem don turn to our lil bobo K nko?

@ firsttymum, @ olokings

I need information on how to locate my mouth, i no know where to put food again.

Hahahhahahha

[quote author= roberta26 post=36850481][/quote]Yeepeeeeee congratulations.... Thank God for you o! I always wondered what their question will b when a Dr says they are coming for birthing, it's just dicey.... I've wished a Dr will come and share POE story.... I've gained something from your post... Thanks alot

And I wish you a smooth and swift delivery

ozycy:
You don reach here you are welcome

I don reach o.. lol thanks hon

duchessgoddess:
hello everyone,
please I need your help urgently.
submitted my visa application form already and the closest appointment date is 14th october. I'm a REALLY early November mum. EDD is less than 3 weeks from the interview date. Do I qualify for an expedited appointment?

U don't qualify for expedited o... Keep refreshing u might see an early date

emjaygbols:
Done.

Thanks a lot darling

Got an email from access bank they are giving BTA/PTA in all their branches nationwide...
I think almost all if not all banks are giving PTA

emjaygbols:
Yes I do.

Pls send it to me o!

emjaygbols:
LOL!!! You people won't kill someone oo. But on a more serious, you won't understand the depth of info on this thread. You learn the ffg and LOTS MORE

Dear Africans, READ!!!!

Signout!

Well said
Lemme divert a little... Please do u still have the maggi ebook?

nefertitiram:


You sef don turn Obgyn

Ehen na

nefertitiram:
Abi bottlefed! With enfamil newborn ready to feed bottle. Athey dont even want to mix the powder formula with water.
Just pop and swallow. As if those of us chewing bones, roaming the streets looking for doctors are from mars. 'Please help a sister, help a brother' I need info on Hawaii and Alaska childbirth' We lost info on this thread during.the tsunami! We still managed to build it up to over 600 pages of priceless information. Even Houston POE officers know this theead in and out! Haba!
If you research and come and give us info to replace MIHS you no do bad ooo
For all dem newbies that want to be bottle fed, here is your enfamil newborn bottle! Read the instructions sha. Do not add water!

Omg I'm laughing and rolling to houston hahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha
Chai chai this is it!
Nefe for Presido o

The

algfred:
Morning NLs, I wanted Madam to feel the breeze and relax well before I interrogate her for the POE experience, so as ion film as quoted "

Congratulations to her o! When God hand dey inside matter na so e dey b... We give God the glory

roberta26:
Hello everyone. .v bn in the #silentreader team..but in thd spirit of giving back coz the trend had bn so helpful.

..abit tricky but i held on to my faith..lol. il give the full gist in abit

Oya comman complete the gist before our popcorn will finish

@Bsharon we still dey wait u o

toparie:
Heyo @firsttymum... You settled on your houston plans yet? When are you going and what hospital are you using? We could meet up whilst we're there. Your sense of humour is quite inspiring... Keep it up babes

P/S: my email's toparie@gmail.com. Holla

ok love..... No wahala
I think when I get there I will settle on which hospital but it's Houston. I'm going next month by Gods grace

Tokecous:
I dont get ur msg could u be a bit understanding

Lemme elaborate


Hello and welcome Mr or Mrs Tokecous. ....thank you for joining the NL community where you feel at home online.
Please refer to the travel Forum and join the thread giving birth in the USA.
There you may kindly read part 1 and part 2 to current page 228.
Please make sure to hold your jotter pen and whatever resource you need to store info for personal use.
You will find answers that may arose from your prospective venture in the United States.

Pls further feel free to come back and narrate your experience whilst adding to the value of the forum.
Thankyou and good luck.
#press 1 to hear this message again in a different dialect.

nefertitiram:
I dont think it is the kpekus i am suspecting that was the culprit... I think it was one random one during harmattan...

*scratches head*

I returned frm US Dec 1, EDD is Sept 2... Firstymum abeg do the maths

If u r expecting a boy the kpekus was before 11th December if na girl after 11th
But think of d 11th of dec kpekus

lightedpath:
welcome teammate

zaynie:
Welcome aboard firsttymum, team november don dey show face o.....
IyaderaChuks, we are waiting for the concluding part. , its called a BirthStory not BirthSummary . How is your LO doing?

everfaithfulGod:
welcome on board mumilaw and firsttymum.

Thanks a lot all!

Beryl15:
Come and join me sing hallelujah o!
My princess is here. she arrived at 3:07pm and weighed 6lbs 14oz.
BS later, lemme rest.

Omg sweetie congratulations God is great o

Beryl15:
Bia firsttymum, You don reach here
Just maintain ya side o

Sweetie pie, hahhahhahahahhahahahhaha
I don maintain o

Nita2013:
Hahahahahahaaha I don laugh tire oooo. U r very funny honestly. Phema u don join too..... lol

How person go do... Lemme blame my hormones

Have u also noticed during kpekus the baby doesn't kick

As in the baby is aware mummy is enjoying something sweet

To those who don't indulge in kpekus during pregnancy, hmmm I don't know the word to describe that thing without actually saying it lemme try...
If normally u have never had an "that thing" now is the time.. U will experience multiple "that thing"
Ur day just seem different and better... Some say kpekus during pregus is a mustus. Hahhahhahahahhahahahhaha


Ok this is my hormones speaking
*sprinkles holy water*

Phema:
Is it just me, or there is just this one session of kpekus, that when you finish, you tell yourself "This is it! This must be it!!".

And that gives the most correct EDD.

*Sprinkles holy water*

I can relate.... There were other kpekus o... But this particular one was just it... and that's the particular kpekus that rhymes with my EDD...

Khemzyshow:
Thank u so much,that me an I shld apply when am like 6 months,because have contacted Dr Fagbohun and he has responded well with his price list and also oakbend hospital.even I took a jotter to write out some points.

U can apply now o, u don't have to wait 6 months don't forget interview date is not immediately.
In Abuja they'll remove ur other passport and ask you to keep it in ur bag.. Just hold but don't attach, incase u r asked
I wish u all the best o... Hope you have found Phema's burden of proof and budget sheet?

olokings:
That's called random sampling. ....
Result will be undefined!
Ergo answer will be in the form Lim F(x) X=>~infinity

As in en... Chai my chest ooooo lmao

shawlar:
If the kpekus come be like 25th, 26th, 27th Dec plus 1st, 3rd & 4th January nko...??
How we go take kakulate dat one...??

OLOKINGS don answer u, hahhahahahhahhahaha if u wan know d exact kpekus wey enter then add 14 days to LMP, if it's a boy then d kpekus wey enter na before the 14th day , if na girl then it's after the 14th day.

shawlar:
Na wa ooo.....
This thing is very rampant nowadays....
Is there an epidemic going round or what...??

Anyways, @firsttymum - You have anoda customer

No b small customer.. It's becoming a trend.

Permit me!
EDD according to kpekus
1st January kpekus: ur EDD is 23rd September +/- 2 weeks
25th December kpekus: 17th september +/- 2 weeks
14th February kpekus: 9th November +/- 2weeks

Chinwendym:
You are welcome! Team November must plenty for here coz all that valentine kpekus must show result

happy bumping team mate .

As in en
Thanks darl

.

Justwise come o

duchessgoddess:
God bless you ejisky. Been trying to send you a PM oh, but I don't know how it works. Can we communicate via email? Thanks.

I remember you (u were one who felt it's too late to apply for visa for birthing) especially when I saw ur question on USA visit visa page

I will answer that question here ( I hate commenting there)
It's a 50 50 thing o....
If u and ur husband applies ur strong ties has to b on very tight level
If you apply alone your husband is ur strong tie.
But then again it doesn't always follow... Just be prepared, very very prepared.. get ur burden of proof set, so there isn't any reason for rejection.

U r must get that Visa in Jesus name

BTW

MADAM UPTOWN

I'm Houston bound not even Atlanta or New Jersey

olokings:
There goes a N1m agency fee post now.

Lol.... U need to see my jotter hahhahhahahhahhaha