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Sports › Re: Ronaldo Vs Ronaldo. Who Possessed More Talent- Naij.com by Fizzyflex(op): 1:04am On Dec 31, 2016
Delima all d way jawe
Sports › Ronaldo Vs Ronaldo. Who Possessed More Talent- Naij.com by Fizzyflex(op):
Before a Cristiano Ronaldo there was a certain Ronaldo De Lima who was so mesmeric many considered him the most natural goalscorer of all time.

Cristiano is famed for his immense hardwork and he has been lucky to avoid any major injuries whereas, De Lima's latter career was blighted by knee problems.


Ronaldo De Lima and Cristiano Ronaldo
However the debate to who is the best footballer of all time has been settled by Manchester United's Zlatan Ibrahimovic who believes De Lima deserves to be remembered as the best footballer of all time as his talent was more 'natural' than that of his namesake Cristiano Ronaldo.

De Lima, now 40, won numerous titles with Inter Milan, Barcelona and Real Madrid while also inspiring Brazil to a World Cup triumph in 2002.

He finished his international career with 62 goals in 98 caps.

In comparison, Cristiano Ronaldo has become Real Madrid's all-time top goalscorer and won three Champions League titles as well as the European Championship with Portugal.

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Ibrahimovic, himself one of the best strikers of his generation, told ESPN Brazil: "I think Ronaldo, Il Fenomeno, was the best.


Zlatan Ibrahimovic
"He was an example of what football is. Everything he did was like "wow". The way he dribbled, the way he ran.

"Ronaldo was natural, he was born to be what he was. It was not something he trained to become. This type of player is not made, he is born. He is unique"

On Cristiano Ronaldo, he said: "It is different because he is the result of hard training. It is not natural."

There you have it, Zlatan has spoken. Who do you than was/is the better footballer De Lima or Cristiano?
https://sports.naij.com/1080195-ronaldo-ronaldo-who-possessed-natural-talent.html

Education › Re: OMG: See Exam Questions Of A Nigerian University That Is Viral On The Internet by Fizzyflex(m): 1:31pm On Dec 17, 2016
Politics › Re: Ambrose Alli University: An Open Letter To Edo State Governor Mr Godwin Obaseki. by Fizzyflex(m): 8:51am On Dec 17, 2016
Felosa:
AMBROSE ALLI UNIVERSITY: AN OPEN LETTER TO EDO STATE GOVERNOR MR GODWIN OBASEKI.


Dear Sir,


I am writing you this letter not only as an alumnus of that prestigious alma mater but as a concern Edo indigene , your fellow party man, a lover of Education and some one who wants the mistakes and shortcomings of the past administration to be corrected by your Government, and I am writing you with all sense of humility and hoping this letter will meet you in good faith. This letter is also sequel to the stakeholders 3 days strategic meeting held in Benin last week to set agenda for the new administration.

Mr Governor sir, Let me quickly remind you that Ambrose Alli University is the first premier government owned university in Edo State and one of the greatest university in Nigeria today that has produced great Nigerians and also the pride of Edo people which was named after a Governor who many still remember for his strong commitment to the educational sector.

Mr Governor sir, as a man who has read very well both in Nigeria and outside Nigeria I do not need to tell you the importance of quality education to the socio-politucal and economic development of any country. That is why somebody said years ago " He that opens a school closes the road to the prison" . Unfortunately, what we have today in AAU is a magnificent ancient and moribund university that does not fit into the NUC standard talkless of the current global standard of Education and this is as a result of the total neglect of that school by past State Government.



Mr Governor sir, one would have expected that Ambrose Alli University being the first and major State owned university that is one of the greatest asset and pride of Edo State and has suffered so much underdevelopment , marginalization and the students haven suffered so much injustice would have been your first point of call, but sadly you have not visited. You deemed it fit to visit the newly established Edo State University, Iyamho, you have visited Tayo Akpata institute of Education and promise to give the school a new lift, you have also visited the private owned Igbinedion to attend their convocation ceremony, you have also visited Edo State school of nursing etc, but unfortunately you have not visited AAU that has produced great men in Nigeria and Edo State . That school Sir needs attention as we are tired of every day protest by students. Sir, if this Government develops all other schools in Edo State and didn't develop AAU or reform the school in all sector , the government has actually done nothing as it regards education in Edo State.

Mr Governor sir, it will interest you to know that the hostels in that schools are worse than the houses in my village and the class rooms where student receive lectures are worse than the town hall meeting in my village. The lecture halls are like matches box that can't even contain students during lecture period and majority are made to stand outside during lecture hours. Apart from some intervention from TETFUND ,CBN and other private bodies and individuals the State Government has actually not helped that school and it seems the past administration deliberately abandoned that school for reasons best known to them.

Consequently, despite all the nearly every year increment of the tuition fees that has caused protest and closure of that school, there is still no good hostels or structure to show for it. The best and only standard hostel today in that school was built by the former Governor, Chief Lucky Igbinedion and the only functional and large lecture hall(NLT) today was also built by him and some years back God also used Pastor Oyakhilomen to build another lecture hall. Chief Lucky Igbinedion was provoked when he visited and promise he will built the hostels and lecture hall within 100 days, the promise he actually fulfilled. We know that your predecessor focused more primary and secondary schools that's why his effect was not felt in that school and even the administrative block Lucky Igbinedion started which he promised to complete is still not completed. The school has no good library, ICT center. The part time and pre degree session located in Emaudo is like the houses the Colonial masters lived in 1900. The college of Medicine, engineering and other science courses need modern equipments as we are tired of frequent disccreditation by NUC and other regulatory bodies. This is totally unacceptable in this contemporary age. We are very optimistic that your visitation to that school to see thingschool.yourself will change the pathetic story of that school and change the status quo. And we will all rejoice and hail thee.

Mr Governor sir, One area you also need to look at in that school is the level of corruption, victimization of students, sexual abuse by lecturer s and other forms of unholy practices in that school. When you see students protesting, sometimes it is not the increment of tuition fee or whatsoever it is the expression of anger,pains and frustration by the helpless students. That is a school where lecturers will come to class and tell you if you think you can pass with just reading you are wasting your time. The lecturers see themselves as untouchable and indomitable. The students are helpless and cannot even report to anybody as that will worsen their woes. You see students that do not even attend classes or reads their books but only appear during exams and they usually have the best results. AAU needs exactly what happened recently in Auchi Polytechnic where many lecturers who embarked on those unholy acts were given various sanction and today there is sanity in the school and that has served as deterrent to others who do same. The students and alumni of AAU will not only celebrate such action just like the way Auchi Polytechnic students did but will forever see you as their hero.

For the avoidance of doubt sir, that school has produced great and notable Nigerians who are doing very well in their various area of endeavours. Are you aware sir, Dr. Chris Oyakhilome attended that school? Are you aware Tony Elumelu the chairman of UBA and transcorp attended that school? Sir are you aware Samuel Oboh who is a Canadian architecture and the first African to be elected President of the Alberta chapter of the royal Architecture institute in 2007, the legal icon Chief Festus Keyamo etc, attended that school Furthermore, it will interest you to know that many of the celebrities in Nigeria today attended that school. Don Jazzy,Alibaba, Omawunmi etc. Products of that school are doing very well in their chosen endeavours either as managers of men, materials, captains of Indus try, seasoned technocrats and worthy ambassadors.. Students of that school have won various local and international laurel. The law students have set unassailable records in the Nigeria law school, the medical students came best in the last medical students competition and many people in your government today or who will be in your government are product of that school, hence the need for it to be developed and totally overhauled.

Ambrose Alli University is not an Esan university but Edo State University that has helped to build many of us both from Benin, Afemai and Esan and thus we should not allow politics to deprive that school from the attention and priority it needs as the greatest State owned higher educational institution we have in Edo State today. I am glad you have promised that your Government will not embark on frivolities and that has given hope to many of us that you are going to do things differently because marginalising that school because it is in Esan land which didn't give you enough support is frivolity at it peak. Am happy you are not the vindictive type but an intelligent, focused and well exposed individual.

God bless you sir and I wish you more wisdom,strength and enablement to pioneer the affairs of our dear Edo State and take it to a greater height.



Yours Faithfully,

Felix Osemwengie Isere, Esq, Cnarb.
08058493322

A proud Alumnus of AAU.
Nyc one
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is Wrong With A Bearded Bears To A Job Interview by Fizzyflex(m): 8:51am On Dec 17, 2016
ahamonyeka:
Is there any wrong with having a plenty of bears properly lined and neat with a shave head to a job interview?
Nt rilli
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye Shows Off His Sitting Room by Fizzyflex(m): 10:53am On Dec 15, 2016
jchuchu:
Gals and k leg


If dm snap dm, k leg go show, if dm nor snap dm dm k leg go stil show, if dm mistakenly snap dm k leg must show




Gals and k leg
Hwfa naw...hope all z wellhuh
Abi na d recession dey cause dis ur tongueshuh
Education › Uniport Basic To Degree 2016/2017 Admission List Is Out by Fizzyflex(op):
Uniport admission list for basic students into degree courses is out. Enter this link to confirm if your name is out www.uniport.edu.ng .Congratulations too all those who have gotten admission

Education › UNIPORT2016/2017 Admission Thread by Fizzyflex(op): 2:51am On Sep 20, 2016
I am a student tho buht I went for the screening exercise hoping to get admitted into Med&Surg... This serves as a means to be updated in any recent development for those of us seeking admission into Uniport... Pls share any news here
Events › Re: Happy Birthday To A Nairalander by Fizzyflex(op): 12:17am On Aug 25, 2016
Fizzyflex:
Happy bday 2 me!!!!!Tnk God I He kept me thus far..... Lucky to be born of d Christmas day of Aug#winks# Check out my photos... Will upload more later in the day.
Having probs uploading ooo
Events › Happy Birthday To A Nairalander by Fizzyflex(op):
Happy bday 2 me!!!!!Tnk God I He kept me thus far..... Lucky to be born of d Christmas day of Aug#winks# Check out my photos... Will upload more later in the day.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Possible Answers To Some Interview Questions by Fizzyflex(m): 11:20am On Aug 20, 2016
Mosthandsomeboy:
I just graduated, So this will be helpful
ICC Boy...Baba I grit u Sire
Celebrities › Re: My Sexy Pregnant Wife - Charly Boy by Fizzyflex(m): 2:06pm On Aug 13, 2016
Abeg why be d woman 4 d pix??
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Leo Chimezie Is Dead? by Fizzyflex(m): 1:56pm On Aug 13, 2016
I pray rz nt true ooo
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Leo Chimezie Is Dead? by Fizzyflex(m): 1:56pm On Aug 13, 2016
Ha...no naw
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Dissociates Self From Random Posts, Says He Is Not On Social Media by Fizzyflex(m): 1:53pm On Aug 13, 2016
Lol
Politics › Re: Igbo Traders In Kano Protest Killings Of Kinsmen by Fizzyflex(m): 4:35pm On Aug 04, 2016
olaitoro:
i wu ezi ohia,
may justice be deprived from you and your house hood.
Amen
Politics › Re: Funny Experience On Naij About Buhari by Fizzyflex(op): 12:41pm On Jul 31, 2016
Said Buhari!!!
Politics › Re: Funny Experience On Naij About Buhari by Fizzyflex(op): 12:13am On Jul 31, 2016
Buht he brought it upon himself naw
Politics › Re: Funny Experience On Naij About Buhari by Fizzyflex(op): 12:13am On Jul 31, 2016
XieXie:
Heyaaaaa

These people should take it easy on this man na, it's not his fault. Nemesis is only dealing mercilessly on him.
Lol...its 2 much ooo
Politics › Funny Experience On Naij About Buhari by Fizzyflex(op): 11:32pm On Jul 30, 2016
I was surfing the net today when all of a sudden an ad popped up and I saw "Get it faster than the President"... Lol is our President that slow??I greet u Baba go slow..See screenshot below
cc:lalastica

Celebrities › Re: Incredible!!!Hot Photos Of A Girl Who Lost Her Leg On A Rollercoster by Fizzyflex(op): 7:48pm On Jul 27, 2016
halfricanadian:
angry cheesy german english
Lol
Celebrities › Incredible!!!Hot Photos Of A Girl Who Lost Her Leg On A Rollercoster by Fizzyflex(op):
The hottest photos of a girl, who lost her leg on a rollercoaster


This gorgeous and young girl seems to have it all: sexuality, beauty, health… but, she has done this shooting to show that tragedy is no good reason to give up life!


She has been enjoying herself on a rollercoaster when the horrible accident happened. Vicky is just 21, and she has lost one of her legs in the crash. Here is what she felt about it:


“I lost all my confidence with myself, and I didn’t feel beautiful or sexy, I never thought I’d feel that again.”

One of her friends gave her an unusual present: hot photo shooting that has turned her life around. Seeing these pictures was a real surprise to her:


“I cried my eyes out. I was amazed; I didn’t think I would ever look like that again. I saw it, and straight away I saw the first picture, and I was just in tears. I’ll wear little dresses now, whereas before I would put it on and just think no and take it straight off.”

Her photos are impressive and encouraging to others. She goes on dates and gets Hot messages on social media from the guys, who dream to sleep with the one-legged woman.

Unfortunately, Vicky was not the only victim of the accident, who lost her leg. Leah is just 19, and she has been on that rollercoaster, too. She has also lost one of her limbs. Presently the company owning the attraction is under investigation for breaking the security measures.
https://www.naij.com/905976-lost-leg-accident-rollercoaster-photo-session-hottest.html

Celebrities › Happy Birthday Justin Drew Bieber by Fizzyflex(op): 8:46am On Mar 02, 2016
Canadian Singer and Songwriter,Justin Bieber became the first artist to have seven songs from a record debut chat on the Billboard Hot 100.
Justin was discovered on Youtube and was later signed to RBMG.On December 16 2015,his sales were estimated at more than 75million records worldwide.He was listed three times by Forbes Magazine among the top ten most powerful celebrities in the world.
#This young boy don dey make waves ooo#Oboy Selena Gomez hwfa naw.

Celebrities › Re: Its Official! This PH Runz Girl Has The Biggest Boobs In Nigeria Not Cossy! by Fizzyflex(m): 7:50pm On Dec 25, 2015
Andyblaze:
https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/52806
guy pls find a life datz worth living...
Education › Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander's Graduation/induction Ceremony by Fizzyflex(m): 7:34pm On Dec 22, 2015
Bryan12:
Congratulationsssss.since I started doing my clearance in uniport I've come to understand what you guys go through.Once again congrats!
Bro pls lemme hv ur contact...I jxt got admission too
Education › Re: BREAKING News:Uniport Pre-degree Form Is Out!!! by Fizzyflex(op): 7:37pm On Jul 23, 2015
Doclight:
are u on whatsapp?
boss ur num abeg
Politics › Re: Boko Haram's Flag (Photo) by Fizzyflex(m): 10:41pm On Mar 01, 2015
DahtzFestjayz:
Eeya! Boko Haram achieving the dividend of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. Vote CHANGE! Vote Buhari/Osibanjo #March4Buhari #March4GMB
A wise man once said 'people act based on their knowledge per time'..xo m nt suprised dat people in their right senses wil stil open ther mouths nd say dat dey wanna vote 4 an old man who has nufin 2 offer Nigeria....abeg help me ask am wetin he 4get 4 aso rock..hey u abeg try talk truth 4 once...
Jokes Etc › Re: Oya,cum And Solve This Riddle by Fizzyflex(m): 12:46am On Feb 27, 2015
bastien:
I'm something, the person selling me doesn't use me,the person buying me isn't gonna use me either,the person using me doesn't know he is using me what am I?
coffin
Jokes Etc › Re: Oya,cum And Solve This Riddle by Fizzyflex(m): 12:46am On Feb 27, 2015
coffin
Health › Alert:why You Shouldn't Use Anything To Clean Your Inner Ears. by Fizzyflex(op): 7:15am On Oct 05, 2014
There are some people
that swear by sticking
a cotton swab (Q-Tip)
into their ears to
remove excess wax
and debris. Anyone in
the medical field can
tell you, they have seen
many catastrophes
resulting from using
cotton swabs. From
punctured eardrums to
super impacted wax,
there are many
negative consequences
associated with "do-it-
yourself" ear cleaning.
There are a number of
items that people use
to clean their ears.
Some of the most
interesting seen in the
doctor’s office:
Cotton swabs (Q-
Tips)
Hair pins
Tweezers
Pens and pencils
Straws
Paper clips
Toys
While this is only a
partial list, it's
important to realize
nothing should be
placed inside the ear to
remove dirt and debris.
This is dangerous and
could cause hearing
loss or a damaged ear
canal.
The ear canal has
specialized cells that
produce cerumen,
commonly known as
ear wax. For some
people, ear wax
accumulates much
faster than others. This
can lead to wax build-
up that causes
decreased ability to
hear and in some
instances, pain. As an
easy way to avoid
seeing a medical
professional, many
folks resort to using
swabs to remove the
excess wax. While this
may seem like an
excellent alternative to
spending countless
minutes waiting in a
doctor’s office waiting
room, using a cotton
swab may do more
harm than good.
The eardrum is easily
reached with a swab.
Because the eardrum is
so delicate, it can be
easily ruptured by
using even the gentlest
of pressure when
using a swab. Ask
anyone who has
experienced a
punctured eardrum - it
isn’t a pleasant
experience. The pain is
quite severe and the
ear may also leak a
clear fluid. While a
punctured eardrum
will heal, it typically
takes awhile and can
even lead to conductive
hearing loss.
So this leaves us with
the question, do we
really need to clean out
our ears? The answer
is a little confusing, as
both a “yes” and a
“no,” are appropriate.
The outer ear that can
be seen does need a
good cleaning every
now and then. This can
be accomplished with
a little soap, water and
a washcloth.
In most cases, the ear
canal does not need to
be cleaned. During hair
washing or showers,
enough water enters
into the ear canal to
loosen the wax that
has accumulated.
Additionally, the skin in
your ear canal naturally
grows in an outward,
spiral pattern. As it
sloughs off, ear wax
goes with it. Most of
the time the wax will
loosen and fall out on
its own while you are
asleep. The need for a
cotton swab isn’t really
necessary.
For those that have
heavy wax build-up, a
trip to the doctor may
be needed. Doctors can
easily remove ear wax
with a little peroxide
mixed with water and
injected into the ear.
The process is virtually
painless and is very
effective in removing
impacted wax. If this
frequently becomes a
problem, patients can
ask their physicians for
directions to do the
procedure at home.
If you are experiencing
wax or dirt build-up in
your ears, contact your
medical care
professional for
instructions on how to
safely clean your ears.
Never stick anything
into your ear canal,
including your own
fingers. This could
further impact the wax
or damage the
eardrum. As a good
rule of thumb, if you
aren’t sure if what you
are doing is safe,
contact a hearing
health professional or
a physician.
Politics › Re: Who Are Your Top 4 Governors In Nigeria by Fizzyflex(m): 1:03pm On Sep 27, 2014
donphilopus: When has Benin become a state?!
lol abeg help me ask am ooo
Events › Re: 12 Most Expensive Weddings In History by Fizzyflex(m): 7:17am On Sep 26, 2014
Missmossy: Interestingcheesy the bride looks like Elena of Vampires Diary. The couple don't look too excited anyway.
nt@all...abeg check am wella

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