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HumbledbYGrace: For real?

Yuck *washes mouth with Vanish, jik, dettol, jeyes fluid, domestos and sunlight washing powder 2in1*

try it again I will cut your joy

YOU WAN KILL URSELF COS OF ONE KISS

Eating a tomato-rich diet may reduce postmenopausal
women's breast cancer risk, according to a new study.
Researchers at Rutgers University tested tomato-heavy
vs. soy-heavy diets on 70 postmenopausal women.
For the first 10 weeks, the women ate a diet full of
tomatoes and tomato-based products. They had to
consume a minimum of 25 mg of lycopene a day, an
antioxidant found in tomatoes and some other fruits
and vegetables. For the next 10 weeks, they had to
eat at least 40 grams of soy protein a day. They
were
asked to refrain from eating any tomato or soy
products two weeks prior to the study.
The scientists found that the women showed a 9%
increase in adiponectin levels after following the
tomato-heavy diet for 10 weeks. Adiponectin is a fat-
and blood sugar-regulating hormone. (The risk for
breast cancer increases in postmenopausal women
along with their body mass index.) The effect was
more prominent in women who had a lower BMI to
begin with.
The soy-heavy diet actually led to a reduction in
adiponectin levels. Low levels are linked to increased
risk of obesity and insulin resistance and, thus,
increased breast cancer risk.
Lead researcher Adana Llanos said that the
advantages of eating a tomato-rich diet are clear,
even if it is only for a short period.
"Eating fruits and vegetables, which are rich in
essential nutrients, vitamins, minerals and
phytochemicals such as lycopene, conveys significant
benefits," she said, according to Medical News Today .
"Based on this data, we believe regular consumption
of at least the daily recommended servings of fruits
and vegetables would promote breast cancer
prevention in an at-risk population."
The study was published in the Journal of Clinical
Endocrinology and Metabolism .
Previous studies have linked tomato consumption to
reductions in the risk for stroke and prostate cancer.
According to the National Cancer Institute, women in
the United States have a 12% risk of developing
breast cancer at some point in their lives. This risk
increases with age.

SOURCE
http://waffihub..com/
http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2013/12/tomatoes_may_reduce_risk_of_br.php,

A teenage girl is a prisoner in her own home because
exposure to the outside world causes her skin to erupt
into
blisters and rash.
Brianie Copeland, 17, is effectively allergic to life and
spends her days swathed in bandages because she
suffers
from painful eczema, dermatitis, arthritis and asthma .
Her multiple allergies are made worse by coming into
contact with items that most of us handle each day,
including cleaning products, strong light and even heat
from the radiator.
Brianie, from Durham, said: "I have to apply cream
two or
three times a day and I wear bandages every night to
keep the cream on my skin.
"I also have to have a bath at least twice a day. If I
don't
my skin cracks and dries out. It is really painful."
Eating is also a minefield and she has to follow a
severely limited diet in order to avoid dangerous
reactions.
She has to avoid certain foods such as diary products,
wheat, soya, nuts and oats.
Brianie said: "If I eat them my throat starts to swell
up
and close. I also take 10 tablets a day."
Her allergies mean she is unable to lead a normal life
and will never be able to wear make-up or get a
tattoo or
piercing.
She explained: "The nutrients from my skin are gone
and
my immune system is broken, so while other people's
bodies
fight off colds in a couple of days, mine takes a
couple of
weeks.
"My brothers and sisters all help me. If we go out for
a
meal they always enquire about the ingredients and we
avoid going anywhere where there is pollen.
"They often say they wish they could be in my shoes
for a
day so they can understand what it was like."
But Brianie, who left school with excellent GCSEs and
is
now studying childcare at New College Durham,
doesn't let
her condition get her down.
She said: "I grew up wearing bandages constantly so
I
don't know any different. People say to me if there
was a
cure would I take it but I don't think I would.
"Although it is hard sometimes, I like being different to
everyone else. I wouldn't have it any other way."

SOURCE
http://waffihub..com/2013/12/teen-girl-who-is-allergic-to-life.html?m=1

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2013/12/30/teen-girl-who-is-allergic-to-life/

200 BABY

anonimi: How long have the Chinese being making Tecno or any phone for that matter
Yet when Jonathan makes the good policy that we should REVIVE our auto industry so we can START our road to industrialisation some short-sighted fellow compatriots want to keep sending ALL our money abroad to import USED cars:

https://www.nairaland.com/1569525/reps-urge-fg-suspend-new

Meanwhile China, in line with its PROTECTIONIST policies just allowed IPhone to be sold in China after so many years:



Any chance that the black man will finally get a sense of the need to sacrifice today for greater common future

WHAT Z DZ ONE SAYING

Ozymog: Wa, F.K.O U is laffin me bah, I go tell my mama for U.

STORY DAT TOUCH...OMOMO CRY WELWEL IF UR MOMMY COME SHE GO JOIN U

Ozymog: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *hands on my head* tori bage.
Sombody helep ooooo ........

NA U SABI .... SKELEWU ..SKELLLLEEEWU

Beennkumar: F.K.O

PRESENT SIR ;

martha: See im dry ynash

LOL BADT GAL

Ozymog: Thank U is very much.

Abgeg somebody catch F.K.O b4 dem think say e don start.

TOO LATE *DANCING SKELEWU NAKED IN MARKET SQUARE *

Amefrica: What topic?

D " Top Selling Gadgets In Nigeria This Season * THREAD

Beennkumar: I've got a big mouth.

NOW DATS ONE BIG MOUTH...

cutierashy: Hahahahaha bad nigga

I WAS JUST WONDERING ...LOL

A video of a naked man riding his motorbike
through the streets of Germany – in broad
daylight – has become the latest internet
sensation.
The footage starts innocently enough with a close-
up of a sleek black R6 bike. So far, so good.
But then the camera pans across to the rider as a
‘Baller Boyz’ sticker is put on his bare chest.
Baller Boyz then proceeds to take off his boxer
shorts, leaving him stark naked – apart from his
boots, gloves and helmet.
‘It was not unappetising to watch,’ says a female
onlooker.
Since it was uploaded on December 15, the footage
has had nearly 200,000 hits.
As if he didn’t get enough attention already,
Baller Boyz even stopped to rev the engine – very
loudly – and created smoke by ‘burning rubber’.
He may have no shame but he’s clearly a stickler
for safety.
And finally he’s off – streaking through Munster,
north Rhine-Westphalia, on his trusty steed as
shocked Christmas shoppers look on.
The mystery rider’s cheeky journey seemed to be
the result of a Facebook bet.
He had put a photo on the social networking site,
saying he would ride naked through Munster’s
Christmas market if the picture got 1,000 ‘Likes’.
However, not everyone was impressed by his
antics, and the police are now investigating the
incident.
‘We think it was a petty offence,’ police
spokesman Andreas Bode told thelocal.de.
Bode added that although Baller Boyz’s real
identity could be difficult to establish, as he kept
the helmet visor down throughout, the police ‘would
be looking into it regardless’.

SOURCE
http://waffihub..com/2013/12/naked-motorcyclist-shocks-christmas-as.html?m=1

Maiduguri: Witnesses say suspected Islamic militants
killed 12 civilians in weekend attacks on two Christian
villages in Muslim-dominated northeast Nigeria.
One attack targeted a wedding party.
The witnesses said eight victims died when extremists
attacked a wedding reception at Tashan-Alede village
in Borno state late Saturday night, and four in
neighboring Kwajffa village yesterday.
A security official confirmed the attacks but said they
did not yet have casualty figures. All spoke on
condition
of anonymity for fear of reprisals.
The leader of a 4-year-old Islamic uprising that has
killed thousands in northeast Nigeria recently
threatened to target Christians.
Village attacks have become common with many more
Muslims than Christians killed this year.
The attacks have continued despite a state of
emergency and the deployment of thousands of troops
since May.

SOURCE
http://waffihub..com/2013/12/extremists-kill-12-in-nigerian.html?m=1
http://zeenews.india.com/news/world/extremists-kill-12-in-nigerian-christian-villages_900410.html

Sources within Edo
State government have revealed that the car
accident which occurred yesterday between the
Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams
Oshiomhole and another car is more serious
than the state government makes to appear.
The Governor has been reportedly flown out of
the country for emergency treatment but the
name of hospital is being shrouded in secrecy.
All efforts by us to get the pictures of the said
car which was reportedly hit has yielded no
concrete result.

SOURCE
http://waffihub..com/2013/12/oshiomhole-flown-abroad-over-severe.html?m=1

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/oshiomhole-flown-abroad-over-severe-injuries-gotten-from-auto-crash.31420/

BTW I MADE FP AGAIN * TEARS CLOTH N RUN INTO STREET NAKED*

Beennkumar: I ate them.

WOW INCLUDING NADIA ? HOW DID U MANAGE TO SWALLOW HER MID REGION

WERE MY PEEPS

cjudy: not ROM ooooo na customization. @FKO I stayed in Asaba and Ogwashi

OH OK I STAY IN WARRI

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WERE IN DELTA DO U STAY

TANX GUYS

VENTURES AFRICA – A little over a decade ago, land phones and mobiles (or nought-nine-nought) were exclusive to the top class of Nigeria’s society. Put simply, the presence of a landline in a household represented affluence and cellphones were the private jets of this age. But with the advent of GSM technology in 2001, mobile telephony gradually became easily accessible, even to people living in the remotest part of Nigeria.

Between 2009 – 2010, the smartphone trend, which was also exclusive to a certain class of the country’s over 170 million population, surfaced. However, when Chinese phone maker Tecno ventured into the Nigerian market it presented a opportunity for Nigeria’s fast-rising middle class to access services available on smartphones. Other phone makers, i.e. Solo Phone, soon followed suit, providing cheap, yet standard services on affordable smartphones to all who move with the trend of new gadgets in the country’s increasingly demanding and tech-savvy population.

In 2013, the “gadget boom” continued with the launch of a series of eye-catching phones, tablets, and gadgets and stiff competition for market share between major phone makers, i.e. Samsung, Apple, Tecno and Blackberry (Yes, Blackberry still accounts for a significant percentage of the market share in Nigeria), while mobile penetration experienced a surge across the Africa. Thus, consumers have benefited from innovative competition between phone makers, with citizens now afforded the luxury to select from a wider range of products.

During this festive season, our team scanned through the retail markets to spot a few of the top selling devices. In no particular order, here are the top five:

1) Samsung Galaxy S4/S3 – The launch of BBM on Android has afforded potential drifters the opportunity to swap their blackberry devices for other top ranking brands such as Samsung and Apple. The Samsung mobile devices are reportedly leading sales figures this period due to the perceived proper mix of price and quality.

2) BLACKBERRY Q10 – Despite the release of blackberry’s messenger BBM on Android and iOS, sales of blackberry 2013 release Q10 remains relatively balanced. The 16GB installed memory, 4G LTE device still commands a fair amount of patronage and is listed on several mobile retail outlets amongst the top selling phones during this period.

3) Infinix x700 Joypad 7-Inch Tablet – The tag ‘Joypad’ best describes the gadgets; a combination of a Pad, a 3G smartphone, and a game console all in one product that boast a 7″ IPS high resolution LCD touchscreen, makes it the ideal device for a gadget freak. Driven by Qualcomm 3G technology, it allows users unlimited download access to contents and applications anywhere and anytime.

4) Tecno Phantom A+ – The fast emerging phone maker is gradually siphoning the industries consumer base, largely due to an efficient blend of quality and price, coercing cost-oriented customers to turn their attention towards a cheaper and similarly effective device. The newly released Phantom Pad N9 offer almost the same features as the Galaxy S4, yet cost 50 percent less than the Samsung device.

5) BLACKBERRY Z10 – Poor sales figures of the Z10 series was earlier this year, credited for the huge loss posted by the Canadian smartphone maker, but keypad-less phones have seen a change in sales fortune this period. A significant drop in price has led to an increased demand, with Nigerian retailer Slot Limited posting the Z10 as its no1 Top Selling device.

SOURCE
http://waffihub..com/2013/12/top-selling-gadgets-in-nigeria-this.html?m=1

http://www.ventures-africa.com/2013/12/top-selling-gadgets-in-nigeria-this-season/

I MADE FP AGAIN *KILLS CHICKEN*

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20 TO 25K

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I wanna start a blog ,but am confused on which to use.

UNA GOODMORNING

Smily202: Enter Sin Lounge. .....with bottle of alomo.....who go sip small

ABEG TURN SMALL FOR ME

1. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2. Compliment people on their shoes.
3. Introduce yourself "Hi, I'm the guy in the next
stall..." to the person in the next stall and strike
up a conversation "Did you know that farting is
really very healthy...etc".
4. Provide 'strenuous' grunting sound-effects.
5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's
anything swimming in THEIR bowl...
6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8. Simulate a drug deal.
9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound
effects).
10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11. Start a sing-a-long.
12. Act schizophrenically.
13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask
if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are
busy....
14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your
hands. Thank you." or "Don't forget to wipe!"
17. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19. Say "Oops... missed" while swishing water
out around the bowl and under the walls and door
into other stalls.
20. Fake an orgasm. (You don't actually have to
fake it if you don't want to!)
21. At night, yell "City Ordinance 11468; Power
Consumption" and switch off the lights.
22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23. Collect a door charge.
24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house because
my thingy's stuck in my fly?"
25. Impersonate Elvis. (Be convincing.)
26. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer
rat/river python/axolotl.
27. Write "Please use other end!" on the toilet
paper.
28. Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet
bowl.
29. Offer refreshments.
30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand
paper.
31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32. Charge admission.
33. Electrify metal urinals.
34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35. One word: GOLDFISH.
36. Make a jelly in the bowl.
37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side
airbags" as standard.
38. Remove stall doors.
39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video
surveillance.
41. Make stall doors lockable only from the
OUTSIDE.
42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard or
whip-cream.
45. Completely soak the towel in the towel
dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.
Install.
47. Replace condoms in vending machine with
tampons (or vice versa).
48. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof.
(Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in
while you do this....)
49. Create a crime scene complete with police
tape and chalk silhouette.
50. Oh Yeah... and the last one... "SHIT".

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Beennkumar: Nigerians and demons.

Everything is demonic.

LOL I TIRE SEF