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dre11: amala is a favourite dish for peeps in oyo statestate ur wants |
nathandrake: Months before I finish reading the last post. no offence sheenorsheenor's recent post is right...but most people find reading boring |
Sheenor: Self care includes a range of proactive steps inlevel? Which are you? |
This experience made me remember the day i was chating with my fwend and she snatched my phone,then i chased her to get back my fone then it got to a point i couldn't chase her again,meanwhile while i waz chasing ma fwend i never knew a dog was chasing me also...when i stoped chasing her,the dog stoped and bit my leg,my leg was its dinner...the next 2 months was really painful |
U guyz r hilarious |
deepthougths: bursary meant for students our often not collected by thesethese things such as sweets,honey,sugar are so |
ruffhandu: air is colourlessColourless?... an example z water |
Chaircover |
[quote author=Mr•Olodo]your phone number plz[/quote]what has my number have to do here? |
There was a virgin going on her first date and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says,"sit here let me tell you about those young boys. He is goin to try to kiss you,you are going to like that,but don't let him do that". "He is going to try to feel your breast,you are going to like that but don't let him do that". "He is going to try to put his hands in between your legs,you are goin to like that but don't let him do that". Then grandmother said "but most importantly,he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you,you are going to like that but don't let him do that,it wud disgrace our family". With that bit of advice in mind,the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother how the date went and started thus: "you needed to have seen me in action,the date went as you said,when he tried to get ontop of me i turned him over,got ontop of him and disgraced his family". Grandmother fainted!!! Two weeks later grandmother came home in a wheelchair. One word for the granddaughter |
OP: 9ice 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
daroz: But d big question is, will PDP be able to locate d woman? Abi she dey naira land? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
shegxi: bt u knw wat? u can neva be so sure he is o, hope u knw dat?sure,i do |
Olugbenger: You requested for answers only...why didn't you state that we give reasons too?its logical you give an explaination on how you got the answer |
shegxi: bt babe wait o......u de find virgin dude ni? abi u no just believe dat ur friend?No o,i believe my friend,i just couldn't believe that dudes like him still exists in this jet age of ours. Thumbs up for my friend ![]() shegxi: bt babe wait o......u de find virgin dude ni? abi u no just believe dat ur friend?No o,i believe my friend,i just couldn't believe that dudes like him still exists in this jet age of ours. Thumbs up for my friend |
Agybabe: fear grab me o. He didn't snap and send the tin when I asked him to. He say na calabar girl he want that's why he choose melol...so he picked you randomly? Please my dear...think wisely o |
Danhumprey: Are you a virgin? Answer the damn question! Did someone just asked a question? I don't think so...lets move on ![]() |
[quote author=Sniper_One]Are you drawing the conclusion that utilizing one's Intellectuality is merely a cheat or what? Besides, both mortals didn't really had a conspiracy thought of having an affair elsewhere as the story never made mention.[/quote]... Although a conspiracy outside wasn't mentioned,but it is obvious the guy planned on cheating on the girl,but above all mortals will be mortals |
Olugbenger: The lady.why do you say so? |
Agybabe: It's so annoying that even an online friend I've been chatting and keeping contact with for 5years who is grown-up with beards says he's a virgin. Begging me to travel down to where he is just to deflower him. Imagine that crap! And when I asked the size of his "John Thomas", he said it was big enough and very active. Imagine the so-called virgin's talk.lolsss...the guy thinks you're a learner...Does he think that you're dumb...smh |
shegxi: hahahahahaha.....op i can deduce dat u are nt a learner, gud for u....lol. nw to d question, i knw deir are stil guys like dat sha.......sha? I hope xo |
Mehn! Am tired of staying at home. |
A guy and his girlfriend planned to commit sucide by jumping from a ten(10) storey building, so that God can officiate their wedding in heaven. The plan was to jump off the building at the count of three(3). They counted and the guy jumped but the girl did not. She look down and said "though love is blind but am not blind", then she walked away. Meanwhile, the guy was putting on a parachute and immediately he jumped, he opened it and said "though am madly in love but am not mad to die for love". The question is who cheated between the two(2) of them? |
shegxi: op,d question shld be are u a virginlol, Hey! we're talkin about guyz here not me,don't twist the question. |
Iaz93: OP, can't you bleach? ![]() |
Nice write up miss ![]() |
Ladies that cling to guyz and watch their movements like watchdogs often end up at the loosing side. |
Thats true,ladies that cling to their guys and watch them like watchdogs often end up at the loosing end. |
I find it hard to believe. |
There is this male friend of mine who claims to be a virgin and i was wondering if he really is. Do such guys still exist? |
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Did someone just asked a question? 