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[quote author=Mynd_44]Hell fool, you can't even handled half of me[/quote]i sincerely hope that's a typo! Thought we've already moved on from english lessons naa. I hate relapses!

[quote author=Mynd_44]You check out a picture, it's understandable but for you to actually save it? Dude do you even think before you type? You should shoot your brain for failing you so much[/quote]are you saying you dont have any animal's pic on your 3110?? Does that make you a zoophile??

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes. Waiting for your mum to send me the number of whoever that did hers. . .
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dont wait any longer then, its the same guy that did your father's. Its a y-linked genetic trait you know

[quote author=Mynd_44]Hey dude I am right here. I ain't Sexkillz the username is MYND_44 or is your brain too slow to remember that too?[/quote]it means i can handle the trio of you while still studying

ehen wey that fatty sef?? Tell her i can arrange a lipopipping for her if she can afford it

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The transplant has been fine. . . It's the same guy that did your father's own. . .
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ok, thats good. Any plan on lip reduction??

[quote author=Mynd_44]Oh great you finally admit that you are gay. You saved my picture and have been self servicing with it all these days.
And "YEA" is spelt as YEAH in that context. You can use good English you are even horrible with that too. Ode[/quote]that i have a baboon's pic doesnt make me a zoophile, does it??
i'm just savouring the awesomeness of its hideousness

[quote author=Mynd_44]is that the only thing you can come back with? Dude you are mentally slow and today has proven it.[/quote]i also came back with a request for your pic, can you kindly post it lets analyse??
mine is on my profile just in case

sexkillz: [color=#000030]And if you don't report to him, you are a what? A fool!

If you think for a second that my being a mod makes me less of who i really am, then you are in for a shocker. . .

You can't call in my father and expect me to keep mute. . .
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i never expected those your big lips to be shut. . . .

Ehen. . . How's the hair transplanting going?? Cos this one wey i dey see go soon finish

[quote author=Mynd_44]When you were pointing out errors, you were loud and proud and now you are giving excuses? Dude come out and play. You've had this coming for a long time.
I can just imagine Flash reading my posts over and over again looking for ammunition.
Stupid son of a ................
*hisses*[/quote]ammunition you said?? Yea sure i'm looking for your picture, cant remember were i saved it

[quote author=Mynd_44]That's the best you can come up with? I am browsing with my phone and if like you said I am spelling out my letters, how come I am still pushing out this much replies? You wanted to go there, I followed you and now you wanna pull out? Eff I though you had balls[/quote]its 'thought' you fugtard!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Your father is an idio't. . .


I send you?
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reporting to seun

[quote author=Mynd_44]Viewing this topic: Flashaldrin(m), Mynd_
44(m), spikes C(m), ijebabe, Shollypopz(f),
sexkillz(m)
Dude you are still here. Is your server that slow or is your brain still trying to perform the miracle of providing you with a comeback?[/quote]lol, i've got an mbbs next week to study for, olodo! I aint that jobless!


You should be made a mod, you fit into the requirements!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Where are "this" boys?
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your father na boy, no offeinse!

Dont reply me o, cos its not allowed for mods. just hide the post

[quote author=Mynd_44]Tenses? Another excuse I see. How about mixing singular with plural? Dude go back to primary school. My 5 year old cousin is better than this[/quote]lol, see the dude spelling out letters one by one to avoid being spanked for making mistakes
ok good. Lesson one taken.
Two, how about your disproportionate head and sissy nature??

[quote author=Mynd_44]Viewing this topic: Idowuogbo(f),
Shollypopz(f), Mynd_44(m), Flashaldrin(m),
ijebabe, sexkillz(m)
FlasH, I know you are here. Why are you hiding? You started this, lets finish it.[/quote]who wouldnt hide from your ugliness

[quote author=Mynd_44]Honestly, you should not have. I was just about to pick up on that. Apparently, he does not know the difference between singular and plural.
Flash you are in above your head here. I ain't in your league[/quote]sure you aint! Who said you are??

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Shollypopz, salt or sugar, popcorn is popcorn. Make it snappy pls. . .

"these" fight is getting "interested"
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Idowuogbo: oDe! U neva learn abi?

fatty, go stand for line first, your turn never reach

[quote author=Mynd_44]And just so that idiotic asshole should know, when you end a question, you use a question mark and not an exclamation mark.
Next time you decide to give a lecture in English, read your posts well didn't Msdarkskin tell you that last time?[/quote]yep and i told er i dont give a fuq about capitalizations and punctuations. Its all about tenses

Shollypopz: @Flash:
you an imbecille

lol, twas on purpose naa. Try saying it loud together and fast

[quote author=Mynd_44]OMG!! I am so shocked. So the everlasting idiot called Flash can actually read or did you have to go back to your teachers to help you brush up your primary school English?
Lemme give you an advice hobo, go find a dick to suck perhaps cos Freecocoa gat more sense than to be willing date your stupid backside.
And about getting a life, fool I am not the one running all over NL looking for a virtual punny. Freecocoa accepted for joystick yet or are you still busy drilling holes in your pillow for want of punny?
This is a friendly advice, go get that brain transplant fast and you might stand a chance to get punny in real life.
A-hole[/quote]dude, seriously take a fuccking chill pill, relax and type well. Couldnt decipher what you're yapping about.
All i heard was freecocoa, pillow and punny. This yaba left patients sef . . . .

Errm about freecocoa, told you your big black head is too disproportionate with your small body for you to have a chance. Why you still calling her name??

Shollypopz: @Flashaldrin: u no vote for my candidate oooo, after all d begging. mtcheew

there was fierce competition for my favour in that thread naa, sorry you didnt make it
though you can continue now and start sewing seeds for future polls

Btw, check your post, you made a blunder too.

where them dey??

Or you can try etisalat, i heard they are giving free 15mb

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Stop pestering her for a relationship. The best way to win over these kind of girls is the silent and deadly, yet effective method- psychology.

Engage her in a psychological warfare. In this war, all you need is to use your brain. Forget talking. You don try to talk, but e no work, ba? Good. Act nice to her as always. Talk to her normally. Don't ask her of her relationship happenings, and if she mentions it, give her one or two mature advice. Don't hang too much around her and don't cut off your friendship with her. The trick is to treat her nicer than the way the person she likes, treats her. Before long, she will know who the better person is and she'll make her choice. Don't you ever act desparate for her attention. . . Ever!

If you are too emotional as a person, and you are the type that words get to easily or the jealous type, it is best you cut off friendship with her, or else, she'll hurt you the more.

But if you be strong man, and you get mind, follow the suggestions above. . .
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leave all this long talk, girl no like you be say she no like you.

Op you've already done the best you can which is being a bestfriend/(monkey dey work). When you tire to be another man fore-runner, quit. Shikena

Ok, i've got a few time so lemme lend you a little attention
[quote author=Mynd_44]And that is you great discovery? Dude go get a brain and if you can find one, go and ask for a fish's own to be transplanted into yours cos that thing you call a brain is worthless and useless.[/quote]its either you are in a terrible rush to quote me or you an im[b]b[/b]ecile! How else could you have made such mistakes in one sentence?
1. Its your, not you. You fugtard!
2. You said if i CAN get a brain, i should go get a fish brain, i dont understand. yaba left finz??

And please stop following me about.

oh please! This is getting irritating! You're the one quoting my posts ffs!

Just cos Freecocoa dumped your sorry backside

and you knew that how?? You dey eye her?? if you think you ever gonna hit on her with your yellow eyes and your disproportionate blackhead-body size ratio, then you are leaving up to expectations of being an el-retardo!

does not mean you have to become a annoying hobo

now that's not a typo, is it??
el-what? El-retardo!

Moral of this analysis: logout of nl for the first time since you registered, get out of that hell-hole fast and go get a life! There's still some hope of punny for you. Heard they are importing them ougadougou babes

[quote author=Mynd_44]No smoke without fire. I see the guy in skirt is around. Dude you have better luck Drowning by opening your mouth to the rain than seeking attention from me. The both of you combined don't match up to my toe nails. And I still consider my toe nails a waste[/quote]lol! what is sweeter than life's irony
dude quoting my post not directed to him and yet claiming i seek his attention!
try harder

ijebabe: Is the fcukeroo talking to me? Ewu.

its f[b]uc[/b]ker not fcukeroo. Efi!

spikes C: Na fear? Sexkillz called it off topic and derail zone. Besides, its getting cold here, lets give them something to remember







The day mynd became a man

dude i'm behind you jooor
no gree!!

Hahahah, lol, so true! More. . . . !

How did Nigeria get to this stage??

[quote author=Okeke_Christian]This Is How The Image Of The Nigerian Police Has Deteriorated...

Some Black-Uniform-Clad Policemen were patrolling a neighbourhood one fine day, when a mad man chanced upon them.
The mad man stood some fifteen or twenty feet across the street staring at them.
One of the Policemen noticed the mad man staring, and approached him.

Policeman: Ehen! Wetin you dey look? You wan join Police?

Mad-Man: Shoo! I dey join Police say I dey mad?[/quote]i think i can put a slap on your face

To my indelectable cocoa!
Please forgive me

Everytime i see the pain in your eyes
a little part of my heart dies
no matter how hard and how often you try
all i seem to do is to make you cry

you risk so much and take such chance
to share your heart and your romance
you share your hope and dreams and fears
and let me into all thats dear
all i seem to do is be mean and cold
to fail to cherish, fail to hold

i seem to fail to put you first
you act your best, i am my worst
my mouth contradicts my heart
my actions and thoughts so far apart

i love you with eveery part of me
yet tend to act so thoughtlessly
i dream of you all night and day
and hang on every word you say
yet all you see is selfishness and arrogance
casual disdain and ignorance

i say i love you and cherish all your dreams
yet act as if i cant hear your screams
of need and want and stability and trust
my plans never materialize, my promises rust

i scream at myself at how stupid i am
for risking your love, for risking your hand
and i pray everyday that you never see
that i need you more than you need me

i bare my heart and soul to you
to say sorry for what i did and for what i do
i have no excuses and i hide no more
all i can offer is my love for ever more!