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call me when you are going, i will come with my cam

^^^ wowww.
we've really got planners here.

^^^ well sometimes you never realize till its too late

heheheh, lol, eeyah pele.
2 wks is not far naa

because there was never any love between them.

it happens all the time. she should just be more careful next time

eeya, sorry sha

your money abi your boss money

happened to me a while ago and i asked it here as well
well definitely you have to politely decline in a way so as she wont feel all that bad

^^^^hehe, lol

@op, you need to expatiate, submissive in what regards??
a man could be submissive and still in control you know? just not stubborn

well, congrats.
if this doesnt make front page i dont see you getting straight replies, cos most guys here aint married yet.
me, i have no idea

ok, totally a female thread. i get. . . . . .

eeyaa, rectified yet??

smh at this to lunatics

@badoo so you purposefully run leave us abi?? ok naa

Goldieluks:
Planning to do your honeymoon@ disneyland? omfw!
i said it,this malam is a baby malam and broke too.

nah, i already know the cost of a trip to disney, so just tryna compare after all my sweetheart is here and i wouldnt want her to know the location yet, would i?
about the broke thingy, i aint denying that. next!

Dyt:
nt 2 expensive
jst 240k per person

nawa o, you follow remove subsidy??

Dyt:
Day didnt go well atall
AEROCONTRACTOR revert my moni in 2wks as u v said ooooo
no mk me start 2 dey cry oooooo

what did they to you naa

annawhite:
*thinking*
is the world coming to an end?
What is goldie doing with nna chimezie?

i thought i was the only one that noticed

really?? in other words we might just do the honeymoon before the wedding
so how much is a trip to Disneyland now, to and fro

^^^ lol
cyber sis, how you? and the new year?

@op, new year card

i dont think love is blind
infatuation, yes. lust, yes. but love, its all seeing.

anyways sha, i've not been in any so i wouldn't know.

why? are you running out of tickets?
or you're about to be sacked

now thats a good chimp reporting to work you re rather early sha, but no stress
go take your place at the 3rd kitchen immediately, i dont want you littering my mansion!

damn it, you are a decent floor mopper and our contract doesnt run out till next month.
i cant just loose you to some chimp, even if your sis thinks thats what you deserve

cso = chief of all the gatemen and goat herders (coatgagh)

come on, surely you were taught abbreviations in your primaries.

someone needs to be sued

iyatrustee:
hey goldie! doing wat online dis early?

@ goldie is taken already by chimpezie

i thought you are her elder sister, is this the best deal you could get for her??

Chimezie198:
:|

dumb mofo

and what more?? both you and your chimp!!!!!!
hahahahaha
jbx why??

Atleast he thought me good enough to make me the CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER!!

but what role were you given?? lemme check. . . . . . oooops dishwasher, nawa o
now i dey vex for jbx

sorry bro, i came to the address you gave me o to do the settlement but all i saw was a 10 year old chimp hanging upside down browsing with a nokia phone, i had to run for my dear life. advise me bro, what do i do, cheers.

Goldieluks:



You this gateman have u attended to the goats yet,because
Whenever am not looking, you quickly log into NL and start talkiing trash innit?
I will see to your salary because u sure aiming for an unsubsidized salary,silly boy.

attend to your chimp joor, and leave me alone. You know chimps have a high s[i]e[/i]x drive, so are you gonna do it or you'll leave iya to it??
[size=2pt]iya dont get your hopes high, she just might do it[/size]

Remember you resume duty in two days time, whether he is in heat or not

iyatrustee:
hey goldie! doing wat online dis early?

@flashladrin yeah! lefulefu, tellwisdom and you right? keep consoling yourself but goldie is taken already by chimezie

i dont know which to get offended at?? You thinking i would ever do you or you classifying me together with wisdom and lefool.
Well anyways thank god goldie is back.

Chimezie198:
Mallam flash, go wash ma Goldie's car.

confused cretin

lol, the dude is confused.
well its a pity seun made nl accessible to every chimp and harry that can get access to a browsing phone

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=836088.msg9884712#msg9884712 date=1325576165]Wait a minute, how the hell did I make that list? But I am afraid I will not come to wash plates cos with a mallam as Gateman, he might just allow his BOKOHARAM brothers in[/quote]i wonder who is the mallam at the gate too
cos am quite sure your mind can tell you the difference between cso and gateman

Goldieluks:
Jbx I recommend malam flasha for you as the goat and cow header. That guy sabi the job wella,he even get hiv certificate for milking and feeding animals.he can also help to butcher the cow meant for the bash.

you see why all you could qualify for was to clean my third kitchen?? first you called me fulani, the other day you thought i was urhobo, now ayam a mallam.
well i always knew something was wrong with your thinking faculties when the best you could get for yourself was that wannabe joker chimpezie.
remember you have two days to report to duty or else

Chimezie198:
mallam flash is very good in washing plates.

dude, i have so much to do than wasting my time with someone that has never successfully completed two lines in a post.
and i got no bananas, sorry.

really??
you just might be the one to handle my honeymoon trips
hope you know your stuff??