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Some people think there's nothing wrong with...that we go to church to worship and not to look at what others are wearing! Really? How are you going to see someone like this in church and not stare?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/is-it-okay-to-wear-this-to-church.html

if she'll sit next to me, it's OK

finofaya:
God has been known to reveal match winners to his anointed. I think it is safe to thank him after the revelation has come to pass.

you say?

see I got a job few years ago but something horrible happenned I went to prison
I was released few months ago
I lost everything
I studied in very hardship way to have a better life
I wish I could have a good job .a family ..true friends ..
But I am here with nothing ..all alone

you can start over. go to a new town, dump your certificates and start a business. you can even start by working under somebody. there's nothing that pays like hardwork in this world. make new friends, start a new life

musKeeto:
Scientist fire....

lol. Nigerians Nawao! una no fit just allow me feel myself small?

BELIEVE WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. I'M A SCIENTIST & I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO EXPLAIN THE ORIGIN OF LIFE. ONLY CHRISTIANITY BRINGS ME CLOSE ENOUGH TO A LOGICAL ANSWER. SO, UNTIL THE DAY SOME NEW god Comes AND CLEARS THINGS UP, I'M A SLAVE TO PROOF

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wha Di do

chaiiiiiii. this girls boo abi boo's are hardworking

please i need someone to run me through recharge card vending for all networks (I.e buying in bulk from company). I want to know how much I need to start, the price I'll be buying the cards from the company and what type of offices I can buy the cards from...

Buying and selling at a Nigerian market can be erratic and chaotic. You observe sellers hastily moving to and fro in an attempt to satisfy the needs of their customers or in search of a potential client.
When he eventually gets one, he sweet-talks them into trusting him. He will back up his claims with ridiculous promises that may probably sweep you off your feet and you can end up trusting him with vital information. To keep you safe, Jovago.com, Africa’s largest online hotel booking portal shares some counter-effects to watch out for.
You will be unable to bargain
You will be unable to bargain
The aim of any trader is to ensure that you buy his goods. He will do any reasonable thing to achieve this. He will be unusually friendly, chatty, warm and respectful. Obviously, people prefer to patronize persons who have good customer service. After warming himself up to you, he will explore the opportunity to hike prices. At this point, it may be difficult for you bargain because he is now your ‘friend’. Besides, if you bargain, the amount you slash off the price may be too small.
You may end up buying counterfeit products
A visit to any Lagos market offers different experiences which may either be pleasant or unpleasant. At some of these markets, if you let your guard down, you will purchase counterfeit products or goods. This is because they offer you astonishing guarantees and discount that will persuade to buy. On your part, test-run anything and everything you are buying.
You cannot make good purchasing decision
You cannot make good purchasing decision
The onslaught of sellers at a typical Nigerian market can get you confuse. They will swoop on you in their numbers while offering countless reasons why you should patronize them. If you ‘fall’ for this, you may be unable to make sound purchasing decisions due to the tempting choices before you. It is better to have a contact person at the market.
If you are lucky, you’ll buy goods at affordable prices
Although this may be rare because nearly all traders want to cash in on any sale, you can still find a handful you can trust. With such a person, you will leave the market happy because you got a favourable deal . You do not need to worry about returning the goods demanding for refund which is a trend many are familiar. This is why they rarely trust traders at these markets.
They’ll make you their customer
They’ll make you their customer
If you trust a seller, you will become their customer. In fact, they will give you their card to call them whenever you visit the market. These traders know that when they give good services, the customer will always return.

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Christmas is almost here, and for some guys there is this one girl you have been dreaming of dating but have to idea of how to actually make it happen. To help you out, KOBNATIONhas put together five tips on how to catch that chick without actually going through the rigour of toasting….
1. Buy her presents: Every one loves a surprise gift, especially women. So you would be doing yourself a lot of good in the direction of getting that girl you have been eyeing for a while by buying her a beautiful present.
2. Take her to Dinner: Find a very exquisite restaurant and treat her to a nice dinner say on Christmas eve.
3. Do some movies: If she’s a movie lover, then offer to take her to the cinemas or take her to any of the numerous music concerts holding this period. It would be your lucky day, if you take her to show of her favourite artiste.
4. Pay for her hair: Most Nigerian girls always have new hairdos for Christmas and you would actually be scoring some points, if you actually pay for her hair or even see her off to the salon.
5. Dress well:Everyone likes a man who dressed well. Make a statement about your personality by her dress.
So go on guys, and act on these tips and thank us later
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Christmas is the most beautiful holiday of the year. In fact, the entire month of December has a particular charm, meaning the end of one year, but also the start of another. Many people love this month due to the decorations that can be seen, as well as all around the cities(most especially the snowy cities). Most people enjoy decorating their homes, shops, offices, streets and seeing the Christmas spirit in everything, including decorations, clothing and accessories. Here we have some beautiful Christmas images, decoration from around the, and some facts we probably dont know about Christmas.
A little way of saying "Merry Xmas" to my Friends, Bros and Sis here. Wish you guys many more celebrations.

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Sorry. This survey is actually based on alexa rank system; the largest traffic tracker in the world. And all these sites listed above use alexa rank... Other traffic systems may think otherwise sha

Most visited sites in Nigeria...
1. Google.com.ng - google is definitely the most visited site in Nigeria if not the world. I myself visit google 20-30 times a day.
2. Google.com
3. Facebook.com - although the coming of instagram & snapchat did a major damage to the traffic of facebook, its still evident facebook is still trending.
4. Yahoo - the mail system/search engine that has been around the longest has maintained its reputation and kept its users especially because many people have important data connected their to their emails.
5. Youtube.com - largest video streaming website in the world. This year more than any other, Nigerians really patronized youtube especially because many people found out you can monetize your video views (*HINT*)
6. Jumia.com - The online shopping website really got many views this year mostly because they have been really efficient and also their black friday ish really caused comotion to cyber space...
7. Twitter.com - even with the coming of instagram, kik, and snapchat, twitter has managed to keep its traffic. Many people have refused to leave because they spent ages gathering their fan base. Based on the new additions in code, twitter just might NAIL it in 2016 if they make a killer app or something.
8. Nairaland.com - Nairaland! Nairaland! Nairaland! Best forum in nigeria where you can advertise and post anytime. Nairaland can only get better.... That's all i can say for now
9. Konga.com - konga.com have also tried but just got swept away by the coming of jumia.com . What's helping them right now is the face that they've been around longer and people trust them more
10. Lindaikeji..com - at No. 10 is lindaikeji.com who linda ikeji claims is managed all by herself; has really risen to the top of the charts in Nigeria. I see better days for this Blog

11. Linkedin.com
12. Ask.com
13. Wikipedia.org
14. Instagram.com
15. Amazon.com
16. Gtbank.com
17. Vanguardngr.com
18. Naij.com
19.
20. .com
21. Onclickads.net
22. Pulse.ng
23. Goal.com
24. Punchng.com
...........
26. Dealdey
27. Naijaloaded
30+ Nairabet
48. O2tvseries
50+ Bet9ja

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Some guys can’t control their s*xual urge which somehow they use stylish ways to romance ladies in order to get satisfied. Therefore, the places they stylishly romance ladies are; 1. In a commercial bus This is peculiar to BRT, danfo and journey buses. However, due to the bad nature of Nigerian roads which serves as a catalytic process for dudes to express their “konji”, they seize the moment of galloping to stylishly hit ladies bosom. Also for BRT(standing position), such dudes stylish hit their joystick against a lady’s backyard to satisfy their urge. 2. At shopping mall Though less common @ this place but it happens atimes when there is long queue to the cashier place. Somehow some dudes spot en downed ladies to stylishly have body contact with them. 3. Banking hall Some banks are synonymous with long queues and as a result some guys book space in front of heavily gifted lady to enjoy her pillow. 4. On okada (Bike) I remember one day I took a bike and d bike man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang halleluyah still I get to my destination. Lol no be my fault “I be human being nah” 5. Polling unit Some polling units have crowd and as a result of pushing and other things to vote early, some dudes seize the opportunity to having free access to her oranges. 6. Aptitude test centres Due to struggle for job taking the last immigration exercise as a good example, some dudes enjoyed d moment while it last on some ladies without them knowing someone is enjoying free Internet browsing. 7. At bus terminus During rush hour everybody struggle to get bus @ bus terminus especially in Lagos and as a result of severe rushing, some guys stylishly grab ladies orange and tap current hitting his machine gun against the lady’s butt. Source : www.instaclips.tk

One of the biggest turn off for a guy is to find out that the girl you have been chasing for the longest time is very poor in bed. When a man makes a move to a girl its because he sees you attractive enough, but many a times men fail to be keen enough of the most crucial early signs of perfection in bed. Men here are seven key factors to consider before you make that last move; 1.She’s a great kisser –The way a woman kisses is basically a preview to the way she will behave in bed. So, if the woman you’re dating begins running her hands over your body as she kisses you while gently biting your lip, pressing herself into you and creating se xual anticipation, chances are she’s going to be a great lover. 2. She is confident and comfortable within herself –If the woman you’re dating offers flirtatious or coy looks and has chosen to reveal some of her body by wearing a low cut dress, a tight skirt or is showing off her legs around you, she is happy about her appearance and has a healthy amount of self-worth. If a woman is confident about her body, chances are she’ll be great in bed and will actually let you see her na ked with the lights on. 3. She enjoys the taste of food –Another trait that can translate exceptionally well to the bedroom is how a woman eats. If she puts food in her mouth sensually, delights in her meals and takes the time to savor the flavors, she may have a deep appreciation for carn al pleasures. If she lingers over a meal, she may just take her time in bed as well. 4. She openly talks about se x –A woman who openly discusses what she likes/does in bed is probably good at se x and has the confidence to do what she wants in the bedroom. If she makes too many se xual references, however, she may be overcompensating, and could just be a tease. 5. She initiates touching on a regular basis –A great lover is one who values sensuality both in and out of the bedroom. So if you’re seeing a woman who is willing touch your hand, your face or your body without you making a similar movement first or initiates a game of footsie with you under the table on dates, she probably enjoys initiating physical contact. That’s a great sign that she both enjoys se x and is good at it because it shows that she will follow her instincts instead of repressing them. Download hot youtube videos in one click! 6. She’s flexible and works out –Physical conditioning is fundamental to good se x and there are some aspects of se x that are like athletic contests; therefore, a flexible woman who is in good shape and involves herself in things like yoga or ballet will likely be able to exhibit more endurance in lovemaking. Furthermore, the ability to move her body in a flexible fashion allows for more possibilities in bed and can provide great thrills for both of you. 7. She’s a great dancer –A woman’s dancing prowess along with her rhythm can not only suggest her energy and creativity – it can give a hint to what she moves like in the bedroom. So, watch her moves on the dance floor and you’ll get a good idea of her skills between the sheets. Source : www.instaclips.tk

No one can accuse me of any wrong doing. After all, there was nothing wrong with what I said two weeks ago at the parish. It was the kind of things Priests like myself and Pastors were expected to do – help the needy; place poor kids on scholarship and even foot hospital bills for those who cannot afford to. So I was only toeing in that line when I asked every young teen between the ages of 18 and 21 in the church, who needed a little vacation job, to apply through Deacon Agbo. Since I would be needing someone to regularly cook, clean my house and office until Mr. Ignatius my housekeeper – who went to briefly be with his daughter that recently put to bed (he was a single parent); returned from his visit, I had to throw the ‘job’ offer open to young teenagers in the church. I felt it was a good way of assisting one of them and helping him understand he could earn benefits if he works hard. I was going to pay whoever it finally turned out to be on a weekly basis and he was going to use the guest bedroom downstairs, at the Rectory where I lived – at least, until his services weren’t needed anymore. The only requirements was that he had to have the fear of god and the diligence to do the little chores he would be required to do, such as cooking and cleaning. And of course, it had to be a male, for obvious reasons. She was the only girl who applied for the position among over 25 applications Deacon Agbo received and Mirabel which she told me her name was, was equally the youngest! She was exactly 18 years and 2 weeks old. And was getting set to write her entrance matriculation examination into the University. She was so young and innocent that she felt not even a tad of embarrassment or shame telling me, during my interview with her, that she wasn’t a virgin anymore! That was after I had asked her if she was already a member of the ‘Daughters of Trichet’ – our parish society for young virgin girls who are dedicated to giving alms and showing mercy to the community. It shocked me quite significantly, as to how she could so easily reveal that to me. But it also explained in a very glaring way, that she was still very innocent and naive. Of course, I already had my rules and it included that I wasn’t going to consider any other persons outside the ‘male and destitute’ bracket. But the later, was why I even had to invite her for an interview. Part of the application requirement was to explain to the deacon why you needed the ‘vacation job’ and the deacon explained to me that she said her parents won’t be able to pay for her coming exams; so she had to apply. That was what attracted the sympathy. And she was seating with me at my office Monday morning. During our two-hour-plus chat, I got to know more about Mirabel. While she was still very young and probably gullible, I could still attribute some of her personal challenges to her parents. Most especially, her mother. While we spoke, she explained how her poor mum would leave home for several days in search of willing potential clients she could do menial jobs for. Her dad was a paralytic and had been retrenched out of a job since Mirabel was 10. She had to grow up mostly without the close attention of her mum and with little or no attention from her sick father either. She struggled through Secondary school and had to finish two years older than usual. I had to blame her mum for the avoidable problems because Mirabel told me that her mum’s younger sister who had recently secured a Federal job began offering her the old shop where she used to sell female shoes, knowing she wasn’t going to be continuing with the business. But her mum refused the free offer, out of sheer ego – she wasn’t comfortable continuing with a business her younger sister had ‘just left’. Her ego apparently put them through very difficult times and it seriously affected Mirabel’s growing up. She was disvirgined by a late Deacon who I happen to know very well. And that was after her parents had to hand her over to him for care when they couldn’t just feed her and the little brother anymore. The seeming absence of a mother’s attention was telling on her. Even the way she sat in my office that morning (she couldn’t sit with your legs pressed together for once), showed she missed a thing or two in the ‘how to be a girl’ grooming classes. ? Even though Mirabel was from a very poor home and needed the job more than anyone else, I wasn’t sure that was the likely reason I began to consider her for the role. Or maybe it was, but not the major reason at all. I had to later suspect, it was probably because she was outlandishly beautiful! I already know how that feels hearing that from a priest, but I have to come out and say it. I was by every inclination touched by the radiating beauty of the young innocent Mirabel! ? The way she packed her hair that morning was worthy of note and it easily fit her finely cut face! Her eyes were like glaring light bulbs and never stopped looking excited, while the perfect combination of her ridged nose and pouty lips never ceased appealing to me at every moment she smiled. The fact that she was always laughing or spotting a grin, was what particularly caught my charm! Of course, I was a priest and under celibacy. I don’t want to say I am a virgin but I am, technically – since I hadn’t touched a woman since after I took my Vow of Chastity. I can equally add, in a whisper though, that I had a normal childhood and did what other kids did. I had a few crushes and saw a few nudies before teenage-hood was over. I basically dropped most of these habits though, except for masturbation which I carried into the Seminary. ‘Fortunately’ it was something that was quite common within the walls of the institution so I hardly found it difficult getting on with it until I eventually stopped it about 14 years ago. That said, it does look clear that all those were likely done out of youthful stupidity and I always thought I wouldn’t ever go back into them again – most especially, masturbation. After all, I was a 42 year old man now and it had been like a millennium since I got involved with any carnal lusting of the soul! I couldn’t be so hurriedly pictured as being lustfully driven already for simply admitting that a young good-looking girl like Mirabel was beautiful. While it was always going to be questionable for a female to share an empty house with a male priest, I had to think the fact she was in need, ‘might’ outweigh the question mark over the decision. She had looked like a well mannered and amiable girl during the interview, and I was moved to bring her home; even if I was obviously, letting temptation! ************************** Mirabel moved into my Rectory, Tuesday Evening. It looked like none of us had the desire to spend further time before doing so. I sincerely was eager to assist her and even wondered how the parish hadn’t leant about herself and her family before now. Probably, the parents weren’t interested in approaching any other deacons after the kind of treatment they got from the previous deacon – that is, if the parents were aware of what he did to her. The deacon was likely rotting in hell, given what he had done to such a poor humble kid. He had an opportunity to help just like I had gotten and yet he spurned it. I was already making the most of mine.
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My Oga wife wahala too much, no be that kin wahala like house work wahala. The wahala wey I dey talk about na her kacks, everything wey she wear she must make sure say her backyard nearly tear the cloth, her hips and yansh na wahala for we yard. I bin follow my oga come from village like 8 months ago, I dey village dey waste na him, our elders talk say make my oga help my widow malee bring me come lagos make I come work say I fit become better person. The thing pain me well, when dem tell me say I dey go lagos, I wan go lagos but I get plan sef, all those sweet village girls wey I dey always carry enter bush to Bleep don satisfy me. My small farm dey dey alright for me and my mama. We fit farm there, sell part of am, chop part of am, my plan dey simple but these our elders own na him I no understand. My mama follow me talk am, I wan turn am down but I no fit, my mama don try plus including say Chioma don dey sick anyhow, na one secondary school girl with big yansh wey I dey Bleep. In other to avoid stories that touch, I carry my small bag with my baffs disappear follow Chubuike come lagos. Chubuike na spare parts dealer for Ladipo, na big man for there, we dey there together, I be him apprentice, Chubuike na bad guy, money dey him hand well well. Na just one pikin dey between him and him wife, the gal na 3 years old. Ada no gree born for Chubuike again, as an Igbo man, Chubuike wan boy as him business dey grow, make pesin dey wey go take over him business, na wetin lead Chubuike be that, he just dey Bleep women around, dey look for son. He Bleep my own small girlfriend for market wey I dey manage, she be hairdresser apprentice sef, na the girl yansh dey make me kolo, you for don notice now say i like Ikebe, just like Timaya, Me, I like Idi nla nla, anyhow I give it to you a. I bin no no sef, Chubuike go leave me for market, come one small hotel for our area dey Bleep my girlfriend, I no help am drag am, I just continue to dey Bleep am too. I even hear say he dey bend am for shop after he send me message, he dey bend for table like rubber, dey Bleep am. Chubuike just get money but him no sabi Bleep, after 1 minute, Chubuike don release. Na him Ladipo girlfiends tell me o, which one by my hand. I dey on my own hand. Na pleasure for me say me and my oga dey chop from the same pot, so I only beef am small. Ada sef get small shop wey nor far like that from our house. As we dey come back from market, we dey always see am for road, hail eachother before she go come meet us for house leta. Ada dey always play some kin play with me wey be say I no how I go handle am if no be say she be my Oga wife, if na my neighbour wife, she for don hear am since. E get one day like that wey be say I first go help my oga do something, rain come beat me wella, my oga don force me go do the thing early momo, and I no carry umbrella join body. Rain beat me enter house, Chubuike just dey use me laugh, as I give am the thing from the message wey he send me, him just comot, enter hin car, zoom off. I bin think say na only me dey house, na him I enter bathroom to bath away the poto-poto wey dey my leg, na him i decide to kukuma baff. I dey bathroom, dey bath, I forget to lock the door, I just dey dia dey baff, the cold don enter my body, as for me, when cold dey my body, my prick go dey hard. As water dey splash for bathroom, Ada just knock for bathroom say who dey baff, the stupid tiny door just open, Ada see everything, my prick wey don hard, the prick wey be say my girlfriend for village talk say e be like baby hand. I try cover am but water don pass garri, the thing dey shame me sef, my hands no fit cover am, Ada no gree comot eye for my prick o. She come carry eye comot after say like 30 seconds, I close the door small small. Since that time, she con dey eye me one kind, my friends for area dey temme say e get one corper wey dey Bleep my oga wife, I no mind them, which one be my own. Why I go carry Chubuike matter for head like government work. Even me sef go Bleep am if she continue to dey eye me like that. I dey always gentle for house, e get one time wey she dey kitchen wey I wan carry I wan pass for her back, Ada make sure say she rub her nyash for my prick, he sweet me for body make I no lie but I remember my mama, make this stupid dick no spoil my life with Chibuike. The way she rub her nyash for my prick just make my prick tanda, as I carry the thing finish, I run enter my room, comot my trouser, my prick don stand at attention like soldier. I look for Bose, my hairdresser apprentice girlfriend tire, I no see am, I manage to sleep the prick away, the next day wey Bose show, she sef hear am, I Bleep am like say tomorrow no dey. As I pour the sperm for her nyash, my body come down like say person pour me cold water. Like 2 hours, na him Chubuike send me go house to wash him clothes, him just receive urgent call say hego travel tomorrow, na so him ask me to go wash in clothes immediately for house. As I drop for bus-stop, I pass Ada shop, I see her for front wey she dey discuss with one of her customers, she ask me wetin I come do for house, I tell am say Chibuike say make I come wash hin clothes. As I reach house, I enter Chubuike room, inside him basket, I see him clothes, as I dey comot them for inside the basket, I comot small bottle of Alomo, drink the one quarter wey dey inside. I carry container plus clothes go tap outside, as I begin to dey soak the white separately make the colored ones no stain am, na him Ada sef enter compound, our compound dey dry for afternoon ehn. I dey there dey arrange to start with soft clothes sharply. As Ada enter, she just wave hand, pass me, something for my mind dey tell me say Ada come house come Bleep me, something like small electric current run pass my body. I continue to dey wash dey go, na him I hear my name “Emeka! Emeka!! Come help my carry the box abeg.” I leave the bucket enter the house, as I enter the bedroom, na Ada I see, Ada don comot her tight jeans, na only her g-string and bra dey her body. Emeka Junior jump up for my inside my nicker. All my body just wake up, nothing to carry. My body just enter crase, my prick hard like rock, I just move close to am, she open my zip, I comot the nicker fling am enter anywhere, she kneel down for the front of the bed, I kneel down follow am for back like say we wan pray, put my prick inside. Jesus Christ. The thing sweet die, so na wetin Chubuike dey enjoy be dis, Osanobua….her toto tight, the thing wet no be small, tororo na so the thing enter. I bin dey put the thing small small say make she no feel am, na him she jam her nyash for my waist, na so all my prick enter o. I just close eyes join the fellowship Ada toto even be like say she never born before, I no even waste time to dey do am slowly, na fast fast I dey do am. Ada follow hold her own nyash, dey hold dem go different direction o. I swear, Ada na bad babe. As i dey Bleep Ada for back, I dey use my hand dey rub the back like say i dey massage am, I open eye, comot her bra from back. The thing sweet so tey e no get part 2. Pam!! Pam!!! Na so my waist dey jam Ada nyash, the thing enter my head so tey, I comot my john Thomas, come climb am for front, like dem dey do am for mojo. I put Ada leg for my neck, come begin dey pump am, Ada just dey manage scream small small, the only thing wey she yan na say my dick long and fat, as I hear am, I put power join, dey nack am like say na my work, Ada dey there dey rub her own breast hersef. I grab one breast with anoda hand, drag am down, dey Bleep am. As I dey nack Ada, na him I hear Chibuike voice inside compound wey he dey scream my name, I no no as I run comot for hin wife, rush enter bathroom, as I dey there, I dey hear say Chubuike dey enter house wey e dey call my name. Na inside toilet I dey, dey answer Chubuike, I don forget my clothes for Chubuike room, na today Chubuike go kill me. The thing wey happen when he see hin wife for bedroom I no no. my heart dey beat for toilet like say tomorrow no dey.
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1.Make You Feel Like A Necrophile You pin her
down on the bed after a steamy kiss, only to
realise she has magically turned into a log of
wood. She takes role play too seriously. Only,
there is just one role she plays each time –
that of a corpse. Nothing is creepier than
making love to a woman so still and silent that
you’re almost able to hear the blood flowing
inside your body.

2.Bite Even the sound of it hurts, right? We
hear you. Unfortunately many women do that.
And not just to your lips. Excitement is good,
but a sharp stapler for a mouth is a little too
much to bear. Some women just do not know how
to keep their teeth off certain sensitive areas.
It’s a little more hard-hitting than even what
the strongest of men can take.

3.Changing Their Mind Mid-Way Nothing can
be more annoying than a woman chickening out
in bed. To make it worse, some of them express
shock over even the thought of having se x –
like watching television is what normal people
do after getting na ked. You keep wondering why
this women undr.essed and let you in bed in the
first place if all she had to do was play with
your hair.

4.Look Down And Laugh No, no, no. That is
definitely the worst that can happen to you.
The person who shared this story is still
recovering. When he was about to have his first
intercourse, his girlfriend squealed out a laugh
as soon as he let his buddy out. Why she did
that, nobody knows. Needless to say, the
intercourse didn’t happen. Hard to believe, but
a lot of men have been stabbed on their self-
confidence like that.

5.Fake An orga.sm Women are known to fake
orga.sms. What they do not understand is that
most of them aren’t award winning actors.
Sometimes, they overact. Letting out screams
and moans at frequencies only bats can hear
already when the thing isn’t even completely in
doesn’t make it too hard for the dumbest among
men to figure out that it’s as real as Paris
Hilton’s assets.

6.Keep Talking Conversations are good. But if
she brings an Ethan Hawke-Julie Delpy
conversation to bed, God save you. There is a
reason why those two actors from ‘Before
Sunrise’ series are shown walking and not having
se x while discussing the many philosophies of
life. Because that’s how it is. Some women fail
to understand that there is a place and time for
conversations. And the place is definitely
nowhere between the sheets.

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1.Make You Feel Like A Necrophile You pin her down on the bed after a steamy kiss, only to realise she has magically turned into a log of wood. She takes role play too seriously. Only, there is just one role she plays each time – that of a corpse. Nothing is creepier than making love to a woman so still and silent that you’re almost able to hear the blood flowing inside your body.
2.Bite Even the sound of it hurts, right? We hear you. Unfortunately many women do that. And not just to your lips. Excitement is good, but a sharp stapler for a mouth is a little too much to bear. Some women just do not know how to keep their teeth off certain sensitive areas. It’s a little more hard-hitting than even what the strongest of men can take.
3.Changing Their Mind Mid-Way Nothing can be more annoying than a woman chickening out in bed. To make it worse, some of them express shock over even the thought of having se x – like watching television is what normal people do after getting na ked. You keep wondering why this women undr.essed and let you in bed in the first place if all she had to do was play with your hair.
4.Look Down And Laugh No, no, no. That is definitely the worst that can happen to you. The person who shared this story is still recovering. When he was about to have his first intercourse, his girlfriend squealed out a laugh as soon as he let his buddy out. Why she did that, nobody knows. Needless to say, the intercourse didn’t happen. Hard to believe, but a lot of men have been stabbed on their self- confidence like that.
5.Fake An orga.sm Women are known to fake orga.sms. What they do not understand is that most of them aren’t award winning actors. Sometimes, they overact. Letting out screams and moans at frequencies only bats can hear already when the thing isn’t even completely in doesn’t make it too hard for the dumbest among men to figure out that it’s as real as Paris Hilton’s assets. 6.Keep Talking Conversations are good. But if she brings an Ethan Hawke-Julie Delpy conversation to bed, God save you. There is a reason why those two actors from ‘Before Sunrise’ series are shown walking and not having se x while discussing the many philosophies of life. Because that’s how it is. Some women fail to understand that there is a place and time for conversations. And the place is definitely nowhere between the sheets.