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AvsGot007:
OP you've forgotten this is Africa.... not so many people are open minded around here!

True talk!

Go!

WorldRichest:
Very very soon, the law will catch up with the thieving family.

Some of them feel above the law.

Welcome to the world !

success1smyn:
he's not telling the truth


Ritualists everywhere, may God save us o

Some of us feel so , too.

People always have excuses for committing a crime.

Why I cut my wife’s corpse into bits—Suspect

ON FEBRUARY 21, 2017


By Esther Onyegbula

The father of three, Sakiru Bello, who is currently being investigated at the homicide unit of the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, SCIID, has denied the allegation that he murdered his ex-wife, Sherifat Bello.

According to the 36-year-old suspect, “I called her on February 13 and she came to see me at home. Later, both of us went to the Island. It was on our way back that a commercial bus hit the bike that we boarded and she fell, hitting her head on the ground.

“When we got home, she started complaining of pain in the head and then she died. I didn’t take her to the hospital because I didn’t have money.

“After she died, I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t call her family members since we aren’t in good terms. It was while thinking about what to do that a thought came into my mind that I should cut her corpse into pieces to enable me dispose off her remains easily.

“So I cut her head, her breast, her leg and other parts of her body. I later wrapped them in a sack before taking it to an uncompleted building, where I buried the parts in different holes.”

Father-in-law

According to the father of the deceased, “I reported the case to the Area ‘B’ Police Command, when we didn’t see her, not knowing that he had killed her. When we called him, he said he was somewhere in Ibadan and gave us an address.

“However, when we got to the address, he was not there. Luckily, police arrested him in Lagos where he was hiding. He is denying that he killed her, but he cut her corpse into bits. All we want is proper investigation and justice in this case.”

Lamenting, the elder sister of the deceased, Shakirat, told Vanguard: “My sister is a nurse. She is the one who has been catering for the family, while they were married. She once bought him a bike and later, a Danfo just to ensure that he is gainfully employed. But nothing came out of it.

“About a year ago, she raised alarm that he wanted to use her for rituals, so the two families came together and they separated them.”

It will be recalled that Shakiru Bello was alleged to have dismembered the wife’s body and buried same in a shallow grave, before leaving for Ibadan, his home town.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/cut-wifes-corpse-bits-suspect/

Swizdoe:
oga forget na packaging....

Olosho sef dey help save people from sexual misery... These white ashanas are just trying to be corporate in their business

Boss, what is ashanas?

How time flies!

ElizaVeta:
Oh 'Dam' .. I can't read all of that ..
Can someone plsss summarize

I have done the summary, under it.

Beautiful daughter!

momentarylapse:
This is just a more professional form of oloshoism....its already going on in naija sef! Sex always sells whether is taxable or not!

Your opinion !

JIBOSKI437:
Do U av Office in SouthWest,hw much is a full package of Mr Flex herbs and do u products that cure External hemorrhoids permanently? if yes hw much

The tea is only for :
Weak organ
Premature expulsion
Low sperm count
Watery sperm and
Low libido.

McBrooklyn:
Too long to read...

Yesssss!
I did a summary under it.

FTBOY:
does a surrogate get fvcked?
yes

does a surrogate get paid?
yes

does a prostitute get fvcked?
yes

does a prostitute get paid?
yes

sorry, op, but i can't differentiate both..+

Here in Nigeria, there is no difference. But, over there, there is.

Wow!
He got me, there.

His life !

lalasticlala:
Hi, can you upload a snapshot of this advert from the Guardian newspaper? It will help to authentic it.

You are right.

Daniel058:
Flexherbal, I neva hie about the prophet and Mgbo is not far from here, are you sure that you are not running a paid ad?


Chai

No, sir.
Check the source.

Daniel058:
Flexherbal, I neva hie about the prophet and Mgbo is not far from here, are you sure that you are not running a paid ad?


Chai

No, sir.
Check the source

menxer:
We, Nigerians, are too repressed and in denial for such therapy.

That is true!

This is lovely !

Acidosis:
Nothing special except the tight fitting trousers, the squeezed arms and seized breath. A typical and random agege bread seller in Akute has these and even more.

Hmmmm!
Nor let the girl see your comment ooo!!

Let me give you the SUMMARY of that long text:
A sex surrogate is a person who helps men to overcome intimacy problem.

She teaches you as a man how to make love to a woman, what to do and even make herself available for the practical.

Although, she is paid for her services, but she does not see herself as a prostitute.

Before you can become one of them, you need to go through a training process and be registered.

I do not think that we have such a body here in Nigeria.

What do you think?

Are there men who need this kind of service in Nigeria?


https://www.nairaland.com/2913203/herbal-tea-secrete-fathers-used in curing PreMAture ExPULsion and E.D

Sex surrogates: Your man’s impotence has a solution!

By Bunmi Sofola

AS I bent over Ken, a truncheon in my hand, he looked up at me with a strange sort of longing in his eyes. I kissed him hard on the lips and moved my mouth over his neck and chest. I let him get a good look at me in my American cop uniform before I took off my top and threw it on the floor. I stepped out of my knickers and straddled

him on the bed, kissing him again and stroking his body. And then it happened. I saw him get aroused as I watched. ‘Bingo,’ I thought, and slipping on protection, he maintained his erection as we had sex. You see George has an intimacy problem. He’s in a long-term relationship and madly in love with his girlfriend but he struggles to get an erection during sex. My job is to help him—and other men like him—find their confidence sexually….”

Ashley Grayson is one of a growing number of sexual surrogates all over the world. She is married and what she does is far from prostitution. She continues:”I’m not a prostitute, although I have been called one by people ignorant of my profession. I’m a sex surrogate. I help men with sexual or intimacy problems. I step in for their partner when there’s a problem and I coach them through it. I also work with single men who

have sexual anxieties and need help to overcome them. I’m in partnership with a qualified sexual psychologist who holds therapy sessions with clients. There, she will talk to them about their most intimate thoughts, experiences and issues and draw out their insecurities and anxieties. We then work together to devise a ‘sexual programme’ to help the client overcome his problems.

“And that’s where I come in. I work one-on-one with the men over several sessions, sometimes as many as a dozen. We start off very slowly and I usually start by working on eye contact and holding hands. My job is to help the man overcome his problems with intimacy. So he can go back to his partner a confident sexual being. Or, if he’s single, he can initiate a sexual relationship and follow through with it, without crippling fear or insecurities stopping him. Sexual therapy of this kind enables the client to discover intimacy as a healing experience, free from the pressures, potential rejection and judgemental attitudes they have experienced in their sexual conditioning.

“The therapeutic relationship is a three-way thing involving the therapist, the client and the surrogate partner. The surrogate partner—that’s me—combines psychological training with a genuine desire to help people, together with a deep connection to their own sexuality. Many of the men I see suffer with erectile dysfunction.

These are often young, fit and healthy men who simply can’t get an erection. Through hours of therapy, we strip back their issues and insecurities to uncover the root of the problem. Very often, it’s an emotional hang-up that’s affecting their ability to be adept lovers. It is very rarely a physical issue. Once the problem is established, we move the session from the therapy room to the bedroom and I set about doing my best work.

“After coaching the man on the basics of intimacy, using prolonged eye contact and touching, I use massage and touch therapy to move things to the next level. I teach the men to be in the moment, to be comfortable with their own bodies and become aware of the sensations. We built up mutual trust and over several sessions. Then move onto more sensual work, involving touching each other’s genitals. Still in the early stages, this is especially important, and teaches the man how to touch a woman sensually and how to receive pleasure without embarrassment. If they are inexperienced sexually—which many of the men who come to me are—I will teach them the methods to pleasure a woman physically and how to bring her to orgasm.

“We then move on to oral work, which is self explanatory. After that, I like to spend a session discussing sexual fantasies. By now we are doing this in an environment of trust where nothing is off limits.” Ashley believes if you can uncover a man’s deepest sexual desires, you can unlock the secret to his sexual dysfunction. “By working with the fantasy,” he says, “you bring about a sexual awakening in him. Ken’s fantasy was to have sex with a cop, wearing full uniform. He had a thing for women in authority and that was what did it for him.

“When moving into the final few sessions, where penetration is the goal, I will often try to incorporate the man’s fantasy. For Ken, it was the cop outfit. And it worked. As we lay in bed afterwards, Ken turned towards me. ‘Thank you so much,’ he said. ‘You’ve really helped me. I really feel like I’ve overcome something. That’s the first time I’ve been able to have full sex in 18 months.

I’ve decided to use Ashley’s story because there are lots of her in our midst but they don’t see what they do as a profession. That’s why their ‘clients’ go back to them again and again, fearing they might not be so successful with their wives or regular partners. There is need to separate the two so the can discuss what they really want in the bedroom with their partners.

“Many people who know what I do for a living don’t understand. “It’s the same as being a hooker,” some of them said. “You have sex for money. It’s a financial transaction—you’re selling your body. How can you be okay with that’? But they just don’t get it. I’m a qualified psychotherapist with a college degree and a smart mind.

My job is to help people. Because of me, the men I work with make better lovers, better boyfriends and better husbands. This in turn, helps them become better people. Many of my clients’ wives and girlfriends know they are seeing me and are okay with it, even encouraging it. Working closely with me, their partners will get better in bed. They’ll be more fulfilled sexually and, as a result, happier in the long run.

“I enjoy my job and can’t deny I get a kick out of helping men overcome their sexual setbacks. I admit I often enjoy the sex. But that is a happy side-effect of my profession, rather than the objective. I have a wonderful, loving husband who is fully aware of my job and supports it wholeheartedly. He is a doctor and understands the psychological aspect of sex and sexuality. I often discuss my clients with him over

dinner. I keep their names anonymous but my husband will come up with suggestions I may not have thought of.”

Ashley believes sex surrogacy is a growing industry and is campaigning for it to be taken seriously. “Surrogate partners are extraordinary people, willing to give themselves emotionally and physically to help others,” she says. “We need to remove the taboo surrounding sex so we can all reach our sexual potential and live sexually fulfilled lives.”



The rise of sex surrogacy

There are over 30 surrogates currently registered in the United States under the International Professional Surrogates Association. Surrogates must complete a two-week training programme with the society to become registered. They must also work with a licensed sex therapist.

In the UK there is no official association, but sex surrogates do practise, often working closely with traditional therapists and psychologists. It is a very controversial industry and many—including lawyers—still classify sexual surrogates as sex workers.



Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/sex-surrogates-mans-impotence-solution/

mymadam:
Reach you? For what nah?

Oh! I have seen where you quoted from:

"He also said: "Buhari will die in office, if he does not die, then I am not God, says the Lord. I told them a long time ago to pray for their master, that he needed urgent prayers to avert the calamity of death at Aso Rock, but they were lazy. No one has bothered to reach me, now see what is happening. They don't want to come for prayers. Things will get worse."

mymadam:
Reach you? For what nah?

Na the prophet you go ask ooo

My salary as lecturer was more than RCCG’s income — Adeboye


ON FEBRUARY 20, 2017


By Olayinka Latona

GENERAL Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, who presides over a global church with members in about 198 nations of the world, at the weekend, described his early years as the General Overseer of the mission as turbulent, saying the church’s total income then was about half of his salary as university lecturer.

Ministering during a three-day special programme to end the church’s 40-day fasting and prayer period at the Redemption Camp, Kilometre 46, Lagos Ibadan Expressway, Pastor Adeboye shocked the worshippers when he declared that the church’s total income when he took over its leadership was less than his pay.

His words: “When God called me into full time ministry, I must tell you the truth, I was afraid because things were rough. I knew poverty when I was young but I became a university teacher with the belief that my days of poverty were gone.

“When God asked me to leave my job to become a full-time pastor, the total income of the church was less than my salary and we were to share it among some 39 people.

‘’I was really afraid but God gave me one promise. He said do not worry my son, I will be with you. If you are wondering why my case is different, it is because God told me that He will be with me and He has been faithful to His promise.”

He also narrated some unpalatable experiences he had in repositioning the church.

All parishes of mission, yesterday celebrated the end of the 40-day fasting and prayer which commenced on Wednesday, January 11, 2017.








Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/salary-lecturer-rccgs-income-adeboye/

This part dey wonder me ooo

He also said: "Buhari will die in office, if he does not die, then I am not God..."

https://www.nairaland.com/2913203/herbal-tea-secrete-fathers-used in curing PreMAture ExPULsion and E.D

Buhari, Trump and Ghana President in trouble as prophet releases deadly prophecy.

20/2/2017

Prophet Emmanuel Chukwudi of King of Kings Deliverance Church, Mgbo Court, Ohaukwu local government area of Ebonyi state, has made startling revelations concerning the future of governance in the United States, Nigeria and Ghana.


Prophet Chukwudi told reporters that the former president of the US, Barack Obama, will join forces with certain elements in a fierce battle to oust President Donald Trump "If urgent steps are not taken, I see his presidency shaking.

“They have vowed to make his government uncomfortable. Obama and other enemies of Trump are the ones behind it, and they are planning to remove him.”

In 2011, Chukwudi had told people close to Buhari that he would lose to Jonathan, but had also in 2014, prophesied that Buhari would win the 2015 polls. He had equally in March 2015 prophesied victory for Trump, a prophecy he sustained until the elections proved him right.

The fiery prophet, whose kinsmen gave the title of 'Prophet Onye Ruo Uka Ofu N'anya'(doubters will see and believe), was reacting to questions about the health of President Muhammadu Buhari, who has been away for one month now.

He said that although he hoped that the president is really hale and hearty as the presidency had said he is, the Lord has told him several times very categorically that Buhari will not complete his first term as president of Nigeria. "Osinbajo will rule in his stead.”

He also said: "Buhari will die in office, if he does not die, then I am not God, says the Lord. I told them a long time ago to pray for their master, that he needed urgent prayers to avert the calamity of death at Aso Rock, but they were lazy. No one has bothered to reach me, now see what is happening. They don't want to come for prayers. Things will get worse.

"I said he will be president, today he has become president, I said he will die, see what is happening. Nobody wants to come and see the man of God, no one cares. You think it's like something you can wish away. You cannot wish it away.

“You people around the president, you are sleeping. You won't do anything to pray for him. Let me tell you, until you come before the man of God, and kneel down and pray for the president, you are also heaping curses upon yourself.

“You think the calamity will visit only him? It will visit those who also heard and refused to do anything to save the president. While it's still early, seek the face of God for the sake of Nigeria for the sake of President Buhari, and save the situation.

"But the Lord has even said that you will suffer due to your obstinate mind. Unless one arises to save the president, he shall never rule beyond one term. He shall certainly die in office, says the Lord, unless I am not God, says the Lord."

Commenting on the leadership of Ghana, Prophet Chukwudi also made this revelation "President Nana Akufo-Addo of Ghana is in danger. Tell him that the prophet says so, and that he needs urgent prayers.

“The president will be attacked spiritually and he will be very ill physically. I see his deputy taking over as the next president if urgent prayers are not offered. The president will not complete his term if the prayers are not offered. The Lord has spoken,” said Prophet Chukwudi.



Author: Austin Oyibode

Source: https://www.naij.com/1089274-buhari-trump-ghana-president-trouble-prophet-releases-deadly-prophecy.html

Boko Haram attacks: Shettima, security chiefs parley, adopt new tactics

ON FEBRUARY 20, 2017

By Ndahi Marama

Maiduguri—Following recent attacks by remnants of the Boko Haram insurgents in parts of Borno State, Governor Kashim Shettima, weekend, held an emergency security meeting with heads of the Nigerian Army, Air Force, Police and the Department of State Services, DSS, aimed at stepping up measures on increased surveillance to forestall further security breach.

Before the meeting with security chiefs, Governor Shettima had earlier held a three three-hour closed-door meeting with the Theater Commander, Operation Lafiya Dole, Major General Leo Irabor at the Governor’s Office, Maiduguri.

During the meeting, the governor was briefed over recent attacks and ongoing military operations while discussions were held with assurances that the remnants of the insurgents were on suicidal mission given their displacement from their former Sambisa forest headquarters.

Special Adviser on Communications and Strategy to Governor Shettima, Malam Isa Gusau, said in a statement yesterday, that after meeting with the Theater Commander, who is not a member of the State Security Council, Shettima presided over an emergency meeting of the state Security Council that involved core armed forces.

Held at the council chambers of the Government House, the meeting had in attendance the General Officer Commanding, 7 Division of the Army, Brigadier General Victor Ezugwu; the Commander, 79 Composite group of the Nigerian Air Force, Air Commodore Charles Oho; the Borno State Commissioner of Police, Damian Chukwu; the Garrison Commander, 7 Division of the Army, Brigadier General Jibrin Mohammed; the State Director of the DSS, Suleiman Kankia; Commandant of the Nigerian Civil Defense Corps, Ibrahim Abdullahi; the Secretary to the State Government, Usman Jidda Shuwa, the Attorney General and Commissioner of Justice, Kaka Shehu Lawan and the Permanent Secretary in charge of security.

At the end of meeting, new guard locations were established in some routes across the state to curtail the movement of remnants of Boko Haram fighters; deployment of security personnel to various locations were increased with more members of Civilian JTF (youth volunteers involved) while the Governor gave approval for release of additional patrol vehicles to security agencies for increased surveillance.

The governor also approved logistics to compliment efforts of the Federal Government in strengthening armed forces while measures were adopted to strengthen the Civilian JTF and hunters.

The meeting also reviewed synergy between armed forces and volunteers with steps adopted to increase collaboration and clamp down on cattle rustling used by insurgents to raise funds. The council deliberated on recent false information spread by mischief makers to cause disaffection between armed forces and volunteers particularly the Civilian JTF with the council warning mischief makers against destabilizing the emerging peace across the State.





Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/boko-haram-attacks-shettima-security-chiefs-parley-adopt-new-tactics/

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