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diamond68:
I need a question answered that I have always wondered about. I walk into zenith bank and there are about 30 visible workers. Am sure each draws an average salary of 300k per month that’s 9 million Naira a month in salary’s alone. Am sure they pay rent for the building and supplies and IT. Seems the running cost monthly per branch will run into 30 million Naira. Question is how do they make 30 million Naira a month plus profit ? Also remember they have to pay interests on peoples fixed deposits. Am assuming they make tonnes of money from the charges on their 966 number but is it up to 30 million a month ? Are they in the money market ? Double tripping with forex ? How do they make money to cover their expenses and then make profit ?

Only sales of FX can cater for all the items that you listed.

Bad boy

Fool.

Despite all the issues he has encountered this year, he has failed to learn.

Live your life off the camera!

You're wasting your time.

They won't do anything!

Dogs don't eat dogs.

Thank God you called it "That Country"...

WorkTheTalk:
One of Cardi B's history and struggles was drugging and robbing men due to poverty during her stripping days, and now endorses Kamala, and giving a "nice" response to Elon.

You can support the devil in as much as the devil is against Trump, because you're a terrorist supporter, and afraid Trump will deal more blow to terrorists that you support.

You are so pathetic if you don't understand that most of those celebrities endorsements are about their survival rather than ideology.

There's a movie on this... Hustlers.

Very nice movie!

Most of the positions are in the South East...

Seems most of their employees there have Japa'd...

It is well!

Okay.

Omoh. False prophets full page one of this thread.

This new trend of women either biting other women's tongue... Or killing the opposite sex... I hope it ends soon...

danvon:
Reminds me of the movie Saving Private Ryan

Three brothers died in active service

I had very high expectation for that movie. The storyline turned out to be unimpressive... "Tom Hanks talk" just too much for the movie.

He is just 19.

Already did fraud.

Nawa ooooo

At 19, I was still battling with Laplace Transforms, Thermodynamics and Strenght of Materials.

Okay

olisaEze:
See im mouth like 'she was 19’. 😂 How ur sense has got u believing that the awareness of the world, in the eyes of a ten yr old is the same with that of a 19 yr old woman, is the biggest evidence that ure still a kid. How did u expect to make sense invalidating the experiences of someone definitely older, & who apparently grew up in a higher income household bracket than urs, when ur childhood & hers are not the same As for 19yr olds not knowing their L from their R, I’ll just ask u politely not to project ur personal stupidity on others. I know lots of couples that got married at that age and are still very happily married to date. & I know dudes who were already millionaires at that age without a single thought to crime. Not even FFK dared to invalidate her childhood in his rebuke, na u wen we nor know weda na FMIFY u for grow wan do am?? Abeg if e nor dey be like that for ur family no problem, but life experience can never be the same. Know this and know peace.

Mr Olisa,

Her father, Femi Adegoke, was a GP and her mother, Feyi Adegoke, was a professor of physiology. She has a brother and a sister. She spent her childhood living in Lagos, Nigeria, and in the United States, where her mother lectured. She returned to the UK at the age of 16 to live with a friend of her mother's owing to the deteriorating political and economic situation in Nigeria, which had affected her family

She left Nigeria at the age of 16. Her parents were well-to-do! The whole narrative about escaping Nigeria because of the economic situation, and the Military junta (that you the uncle added) is just a ploy to attract sympathy.

Islie:
In an interview with Mail Online, the 44-year-old British Nigerian, criticized Nigeria, [b] saying she doesn’t want Britain to become like the place she ran away from.

“This is my country. I love it the way it is. I don’t want it to become like the place I ran away from.

Earlier, she had also claimed that her childhood in Nigeria was filled with tales of horror, with screams of neighbors every night being attacked, leading to fears whether their apartment could be the next. /

Now tell me what a 16-year-old has to do with the military Junta as you earlier claimed?

Nothing!

She left Nigeria because her parents asked her to, and were able to afford it too.

Now rest!

olisaEze:
Nigeria returned the democracy in 1999, & a 44yr old today had to be born in 1980. You must have been born after '99 to even be asking that kind of dumb question. Goan ask ya parents or keep quiet and learn when ur elders are talking, ekpa!

Hey frustrated bitter soul,

She was 19!

How many 19 year old as at that time knew their left from their right?

FYI. I was over 10 years in 1999.

Now run along!

Time to retire sir.

alezzy13:
Does it provide clean shave

Just try it.

Jefferyhi86:
Dem cheat u, dis stuff wen no de last, why u no use d same amount get oriamo clipper

I no dey grow forest for my pubic region. I no need wetin go last 5 hours.

I get bigger clipper wey I dey use barb. This one Na for just my Niger Delta.

Wetin dey confuse this man?

One has to be very careful in these perilous times.

Everybody eye dey RED!

Ladies and gentlemen.

I want to use this opportunity to introduce ya'll to the most amazing benefit of having a personal clipper (especially the smaller sizes)..

Shaving your armpits and pubic region!

Since I discovered the convenience associated with it, I ran away from Shaving sticks and every other thing.

Zero bumps

Zero itching

Zero dark spots.

Suitable for both men and women.

Get yourself a small rechargeable clipper and enjoy.

My warm regards

Modified.

This is the exact one that I currently use. It's between 13 to 16k.

Death at a funeral.

Daniiel:
The guy supposed whooooz m 7 slaps back

Lol

You heard that statement he made... I can make you disappear...

It wasn't a threat, don't take it for granted!

Na the same police wey suppose protect the poor bolt driver go run am.

Efuaye:
The guy should go to the law court with the evidence he has, since the case is already in public court.

Have you ever had a court case in Nigeria before.

Abi "sue" just dey sweet una for mouth?

It's hard for me to defend any bolt driver. I have seen a shege in those guys' hands. The first time I was forced to create a topic on this forum, was to express my anger about their unprofessional behaviour.

https://www.nairaland.com/5508526/uber-driver

At the same time, I can't defend any Nigerian politician or government appointee. Those guys are mannerless and power-drunk! And they know that nobody will hold them accountable for their actions.

But then, this is my little submission... As a man, who has been around the Nigerian hustling terrain for many years, there are unfortunate situations that you can turn to your favour.

You just have to use wisdom!

All this "It's my right, It's my right" won't take you anywhere. A little humility won't take anything away from you.

98% of people who are supporting the bolt driver through their keypads and posts that are about to start flooding our social media space could have handled the matter differently.

If you're expecting justice in this matter, maybe you think Nigeria is the US or UK.

Wake up! It's an animal farm.

OGwales:
Na Dem... Always Dem.

From the other region. I am not surprised, even for here in Lagos, them go tell you say na hustle 😏

Especially that Akwa Ibom

Egbon Wale,

Is there any tribe down south, that their girls are not into prostitution?

Dear Bolt Driver,

There are plenty of unfortunate situations that can bring you unimaginable favour.

“Wisdom is profitable to direct” is a quote from the Bible, Ecclesiastes 10:10

Thank you.

Lol

Lame ass artists and celebrities.

Can't make a release without either one lame social media drama or they release a senseless song and start one useless social media challenge to promote their meaningless song.

Nigeria just has a way of making stewpid people popular. In the end, they will say they're making their money.

Forgetting that we're just making a fool of ourselves and losing our values.


That is why people like of Buhari and Tinubu would keep ruling us. Because majority of the population are f*cking dumb!

Angelfrost:
Boss, Liverpool hasn't really been spectacular this season...!

Their run of luck has been amazing tbh.

That Nottingham Forest game exposed them. Lol.

Liverpool have conceded just 5 goals this season.
They are 1 point below the table toppers Man City.

I don't know what else you want them to do.

olisaEze:
She’s entitled to her opinions but not to the facts. She’s describing her experiences in a military junta, while the country is now democratic ….. supposedly. Which makes one wonder if dis wan even knows which cardinal point Nigeria is facing!

What experience does a 44-year-old have with the military junta?

ML550

Wow

Danzakidakura:
The Islamic government of Nigeria are indirectly killing Christians that are occupying high offices just to put Muslims.

Okortor:
"my uncle is wicked, he refuses to help me with NNPC oil company work" here's it..at times when God is saving us, it will seem as if village people don't want ur success. Some disappointment is indeed a blessing in disguise.

RIP to the deceased and may God grant their families the fortitude to bear this great and irreplaceable loss.

gistray:
Tribalism even in NNPC

How come no Yoruba was involved

Is this a coordinated attack to eliminate others and fill the position with south west people?

How do you guys produce this magnitude of dumbness?