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SportsRe: Closed by Flexysweet(m): 4:32pm On Aug 12, 2019
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SportsRe: It's New, It's Different, It Can Change Your Life Forever. by Flexysweet(m): 1:00am On Jul 22, 2019
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EducationRe: FUOYE Workers Begin Indefinite Strike by Flexysweet(m): 9:06am On May 16, 2017
Omo, fuoye una don start again oo.
That pic is from phase 1( fuoye)
Bush school grin
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 10:05am On May 10, 2017
I confronted her again in a clam way, buh she got pissed, from that day still now I can't touch or romance her. Omo I really enter one chance. Is really hard to communicate with a girl who is hot tempered ,any small tin dey flare up
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 5:30pm On May 09, 2017
Princeboca12:
Nigga give her space. Shun her for a while cos deep down in her she knows she has disappointed ur trust and would find any little issh as an excuse to flame up
Give her space ? Will that work.....
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 5:23pm On May 09, 2017
TheCabal:
Bullshit, OP dont accept this.

All the above scenarious have less than 1% chance of happening.

If the girl is young blood must flow. She most likely has had sex. Am guessing one time .

10 times out of ten blood flows when u disvirgin a girl. Your cannot be different. The lady i quoted should tell us if she bled or not, when she was banged for the first time.
Tnkz bro grin
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 5:21pm On May 09, 2017
demiladegold:
She's supposed to still be very tight during the second experience but I don't know if its normal for her to enjoy it during the second experience but from my own POV I guess its OK for her to enjoy it since the barrier is gone
Yea, that d problem, I was so shocked when she said "faster " during our 2nd sex undecided , I felt that I ve been deceived
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 5:14pm On May 09, 2017
RB007:
when i disvirgined refiner..blood flowed
How u take do ur own huh
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 5:11pm On May 09, 2017
Headlesschicken:
grin Yuh b!tch ain't a virgin,dats just what she calls herself,nigga blood must show,i repeat blood must show,n 4her 2v creamed dt much during yuh 1st encounter dt means it has bin a while since she was smashed v dated a true virgin once,so i know wat I'm saying....Buh don't leave her cos of DAT..
grin u crazy, buh tnkz for ur advise.
Ur kinda correct
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 5:09pm On May 09, 2017
demiladegold:
Guys, please stop with this ignorance.... Its not a must the blood flows when she's disvirgined.... Some girls have very thin hymens and therefore when disvirgined you don't see the blood immediately she's disvirgined sometimes girls dont bleed when disvirgined due to a lot of reasons

1. The hymen wasn't completely broken the first time
2. The hymen was already broken when you've been making out by fingering her esp if she has a thin hymen
3. The hymen night have been broken by using tampons
4. The hymen might be elastic therefore causing no breakage at all
5. or as someone already said it might have been broken during sport activities or playing too rough as a kid if she was a tomboy....

Some girls don't bleed immediately after penetration but end up bleeding for days after being disvirgined

I think you should be looking for other signs to prove her virginity like was she extremely tight, her actions during penetration, bla bla bla..... Don't just go about judging and innocent girl because of some old myth

I rest my case
Yea at first she was extremely tight, and her reaction during penetration was lik something was choking her,.
Buh is it normal for her to enjoy her 2nd sex experience after she was dis virgined.
Tnkz for ur advise.
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 4:57pm On May 09, 2017
Princeboca12:
Bro am sorry, didnt mean to. Best thing for u is to ask her, u need to put pressure on her. She must talk oo. She alone knows da truth
That's what I feel, buh she's too stubborn and smart, when i start asking questions, she ll start sayn I dnt trust her.
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 4:44pm On May 09, 2017
cerowo:
crySpeechless
Plz talk oo, ur advise is needed cry
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 4:43pm On May 09, 2017
Princeboca12:
Baba she no be virgin. Maybe she lost it when she was much younger like the case of that 8month old baby that was raped. I feel she aint a virgin cos its expected for blood to flow when d hymen is burst open.
Bro, u jst made me feel bad cry,
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 4:36pm On May 09, 2017
Crownadex:
#idontbeleiveit

&

You must also be like #icanttakeit


Confront your bae face to face & ask her what relly happen

She may think you be fool .

My man wake-up there's no such virgin like that
Bro I no understand? I confronted her oo, she sha tell me one story, and she get vexed if I start asking her questions, she will be lyk so u don't trust me after giving u my virginity .
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 4:29pm On May 09, 2017
WhistleB:
Blood doesn't come on every occasion. Her hymen may have broken due to sporting activities.
She dnt like sports angry, maybe dancing buh noo noo to sports for her.
RomanceRe: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 4:26pm On May 09, 2017
onlyhandsome202:
U c ur life, she gives u problem and she no give u problem. u have deflowered DAT girl. prior before now have not been fingering her n gradually doing bad tinz dia before penetrating her. dude y concentrate on virgin wen ur not one.
Am not concentrating on that, I jst wanna kn if she lien, diz is why I dnt lyk virgins, der wahala is too much
RomanceIs It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by Flexysweet(op): 3:49pm On May 09, 2017
Ve been dating my girl over a year now, when we started dating she told me she was a VIRGIN and she's my first virgin girlfriend( I runway from dem), I had my doubts but when ever I try to make a move or make love with her, she always says "stop am not ready" and she's hot tempered, and when I try to force myself in, she stands up and leave. I will still call her and apologise, I do all these because I love her. Now her birthday is next 2weeks ( on 20th may) I have plans to propose to her, ve already bought the ring buh first I ve to taste what I wanna buy ( YES I must).
So I had to persuade her for sex, It took days duo, buh we finally had sex, it was the worst sex experience ever, it was hard cuz she was just running around and shading tears, shouting I finally went in, I didn't see any BLOOD on my di*k or on d bed instead I saw a white looking faty stuff or konjied liquid.

Plz u guys should tell me if it's normal ,cuz am confused, my di*k is big enough ,she shuld at least get small tear for v*gina and her inside pu**y was kinda big, was she lien to Me all diz days or what?
Menh I had to tell n asked her dah I didn't see blood ,jst saw a whitish stuff all over my di*k, she said it's virgin stuffs and she saw some drop as she was bathing ( felt she was lien)
Since than still now we had sex like 4tyms, still no blood grin, am still not enjoying it, she always tired ( 20 mins she don tire) and I can go for hours.

plz I need ur advice (was she lien or is it normal not to see blood after disflowering ) I jst wanna know, so lemme know my next plans.
RomanceSoldier Found Out His Wife Was Cheating, This Is What He Did. by Flexysweet(op): 12:16am On May 07, 2017
They say that inside of every story, you can find a love story. They don't tell you that the love story in question isn't always romantic. In fact, when love stories involve cheating and divorce, they can get downright nasty -- and this is one of those stories that takes it to the next level.

In a series of dramatic twists and turns, this story takes us from the moment a young man and woman meet and fall in love, through their difficult first days of marriage, all the way to the fiery wreckage that was the end of their relationship. It's certainly not a heartwarming story to read, but it is entertaining (especially when you remember that it didn't happen to you).

Sit back and prepare yourself to take a journey into love's darkest, most diabolical nether regions. What happens to the wife at the end will remind you that every decision has consequences, and sometimes risks actually aren't worth taking.

It's one of those painful army love stories that we've heard before.
After they were introduced by a mutual friend, a man and woman fell in love. They were inseparable for months, but the man was a soldier. Eventually, he got called back for duty.
That's when they decided to get married.
Military wives get plenty of benefits (as well as opportunities to see their husbands), so the marriage made sense at the time. Plus, they were in love: What could go wrong?
After they wed, something started happening to the bride.
She began having violent seizures in her sleep, and her husband stayed by her side as long as he could.
Luckily, she had medical insurance.
Military spouses have access to the same excellent healthcare as the soldiers themselves, so treating her condition was not a problem.
But then, something strange started happening.
The husband soon noticed that his wife’s doctor visits have become more frequent, without any appointment scheduled. Still, he trusted that she was just doing what was best for her health.

Then, the wife began doing something even stranger.
The young soldier noticed that she loved to travel out of town in order to visit Walmart. She was doing it very frequently, but still, the husband brushed it off as normal -- maybe she just really loved to shop?

He couldn't worry about it for long, anyways.
He was called to serve in South Korea, so he had to leave. Her strange doctor visits and Wal-Mart journeys were pushed to the back of his mind, but he missed his wife every day.
But then, her family contacted him unexpected.
While overseas, he was approached by his wife's mother, brother, uncle and aunt. They told him that their relative, his wife, had claimed that HE was gay. She said that was the reason she was allowed to "Sleep with anyone she wanted."
That's when the husband confronted her.
He didn't like what she had to say: She confessed to sleeping with over 60 men. He had no idea.
Then, she dropped an even bigger bomb.
At the same time, his cheating spouse told him that she was pregnant, and that the baby did not belong to him
Naturally, the young soldier filed for divorce.
He didn't tell her about it, either, to keep her from freaking out and destroying his stuff. He wanted this to go as smoothly as possible.
But his wife made things very difficult.
For starters, she refused to give the DNA test of her unborn baby leading in the interruption of the case. She also made huge scenes every time they were in court.
Finally, the truth revealed itself.
It what may have been slightly unethical, the husband’s lawyer had cornered the wife, by asking her embarrassing questions that revealed the truth.

Finally, the judge reached his decision.
The cheating wife was ordered never to contact the soldier again and to vacate their shared premises within 30 days. She received none of the money or assets that she wanted.

It's a dramatic tale, but it definitely comes with a lesson.
Philosophically, the lesson here is probably that you reap what you sow. But in a literal sense, we'd say the lesson is that cheating can land you, well, homeless.
So guys What do you think of this wife's transgressions? Do you think she deserved what she got?
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op): 12:57pm On May 05, 2017
I told myself that is too early to been having diz kinda of wahala na, I ve to play my game well, since olu number was not going tru, I had to call lola, I told her I will be going to the bank with the guys, to do some transactions, it might take some hours buh if we're tru I will let u know baby, she said OK sir, buh Dnt stay too long o ( I was lyk, hope say she ain't loving up, cuz na she tell me say she love her NYSC boyfriend o) we had diz connection btw us, no matter were she was, she ll call me even wen she travelled to her boyfriends place, she got fund of me, yeah she loves her boyfriend more yet I dnt wanna lose her, we were just weird lovers who Dnt really know wah we want, especially her(lola) she's just a confused girl.
We got to the restaurant, we all ordered,,, 4 fufu ,4 meat (100 naira each) with different soups and drinks, flex was expecting 500$ that day from client so everyone was happy.
We were tru, so we left the restaurant.

Me: guys, diz girl (olu)say she dey come oo,

Flex: which girl

Me: olu naa

Flex: weytin she won come do

Me : see question oo, na my babe na

Victor : babe Wey u no go Bleep ( diz dude is sex staved, since he started dating his gf he neva Bleep and no side chicks for him , baba just dey wrank! ) "self-service or wanking" is a slang we use for masturbating grin

Me: I sha no dey self-service lyk u, wanking general (referring to victor)

Victor: ur papa wanking general, ode, welcome to my league bro

Me: me, lie lie, babe Wey I go soon dis virgin, dey der dey do ceremony ontop pu**y, I be sharp guy ( was boasting)

Victor : u don start ur fopami .
We were heading home, shouting and arguing so loud, people wer just lookn @us "e be like say diz guys don bellafull"
We got home, freshened up, flex called white to get fuel for d gen when coming,
It's was already 9:45, I had a knock on the door, who's der I ask, wholala a voice replied , ur papa I said, I went to open d door,
Behold it was olu looking so sexy, with her cute smile, with her awesome cleavage showing out, she was wearing a sexy red gown so tight on her body showing her dope ass ( diz a type of gul, u would like to show off with, taking her round, make ur frnds dey die, just FOPA)
I hugged her, Menh she smells good kiss,
Ooh ur welcome my Queen
Welcoming her into the room, with her cute smiles she said

Olu: Hi guys (greeting everyone)

Dem guys: hey baby, ur welcome

Victor : omo kelvin, ur babe hot o, bby ur looking sexy, was d name?

Olu: tnkz, am oluwatosin.
They all got to know each other, gisting and laughing

Tobi: omo kel, for d first tym in ur life u didn't settle for less. ( see as diz guy just dey enter me o, I don get babe Wey fine pass her)

Me: ur papa. Bby wah would u like to take joor?

Olu: mmmh anything, buh I like Pepsi
So I left the room to go get something for my bby girl, came bck few minutes later
She was already flowing too we'll with wit victor, laughing nd shouting ( I wasn't worried duo) . So I offered her wah I got, she seems happy nd tnkd me,
We started discussing, I got to know that her real mom was living in UK working as a certified nurse nd she be citizen overthere while she (olu) stays with her adopted 9ja mom ( the 9ja mom is the younger sis to her UK mom) in ibadan, and d UK mom married d/f men nd had d/f children (divorced) nd she is the last baby of her mom she had senior siblings( so confused huh At diz point) , she neva said anything abt her dad "duo I neva asked" . Asking her why her mom had to give her away for adoption wen she was lyk some weeks old.
She said, my moms husband was wicked ( dunno if dah was her dad), nd she got scamed of 10 million naira, she was broke, she had to collect money from her younger sister, dropping her(olu) to d sis, she left for UK ( Omo my brain just knock huh, I was so confused, which kin story be diz)
She said, when she was told this by her 9ja mom, she couldn't eat for 3weeks, how can I ve a mom in UK nd for 18yrs I neva knew, nd realising dat her 9ja mom is not her real mom, was sad ( I just dey feel for her sha) omo to freshen my brain I I need some fresh air. I said

Sorry dear, lemme take u out, let's go to the restaurant and eat, she said ok
Immediately my phone rang, it was lola calling , I called victor plz help me take olu to d restaurants to eat, I dey come, abeg.
Victor agreed, so dey left, my phone rang again...
I picked it

Lola: KELVIN ooooooo ( shouting on top of her voice)
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op): 2:44am On May 05, 2017
Sorry guys was kinda busy, buh will try to make it up

After 15minz of romance, she begged me to stop, we were all sweating lyk mad

Olu: kelvin ur porn star o, badboy

Me: am not oo ( my head just dey swell)

Olu: ur d first guy to ever finger me( diz girl don start o, so weytin u nd ur ex con dey do if u guys are alone, abeg no dey wash me) she didnt tell me wah really happened btw her and the ex guy, anyway e no concern me now I already ve her

Me: really, wow (surprised, o God hope it's not wah am tinking cry)

Olu: yea ,am a VIRGIN, pls Dnt let anyone know abt diz even layo should nt know( shocked I was shocked, confused and angry, hope say diz girl no dey lie to me, cuz some girls can lie or even squeeze or apply sumtin down der to make it tight) ;Di know talk anytin oo

I was angry becuz I ve a policy of no virgin girlfriend, and if I mistakingly grin or agree to disflower u, dah means I really love d person and we are getting married.
1 was confused becuz of d kinds of frnds she moves with, bad campus girls, was thinking diz girl could be lien or not buh I checked d pu**y nd it was really tight

Me: for real, eeya (I froze)

Olu: I swear, I am,

Me: wow, weird

Olu: why weird, u tot I was a bad girl right ( angryhell yea I tot u were , the way she dresses self ,u go think say na olosho)

Me: maybe, buh not really, wow dahs nice, see ur special, ve neva dated a VIRGIN b4 ( that was a lie) so plz keep it, it's a womans pride ( I just dey fopami, deep inside, d tin dey pain me say na virgin I go carry) wah will I tell diz guys tomorrow, wen dey ask if I bang her, will I say she's a VIRGIN, dey go finish me with mouth, no p sha.

Olu: bby,i wanna sleep, cuddle me ( angryGod punish cuddle, Dnt know wah girls see in cuddling)
My erected di*k no won come down oo, the guy just dey swear for me"after all the pressup nd dance Wey I do for iz pu**y u still kn Bleep, na like diz I go dey still morning,dense brain"
I couldn't sleep dah night, so much heat plus the cuddle plus erected di*k plus thinking (I was already loving up)
After some tymz I slept off., a sexy moaning voice woke me up by 4am, and that was layo's voice, flex and layo were already banging each other, Menh the way she moans made me wonder if na di*k or turning garri stick Wey flex dey use fu*k her ni ( cuz dah guys di*k small joor)
The moaning made my bigboy to rise, I turned bck to olu, tot she was sleeping, started rubbing, kissing her neck, down to her boobs socked d tip(nip*les)
I was lyk, kelvin u just dey suffer ur self, u no go still fu*k, I stopped. She asked why I stopped, I laughed and said tot ur sleeping, noting sha am just weak, she said sorry, tnkz dear I replied, flex and loya wer still banging hard, and na my bck dey con dey angry
I had to force myself to sleep, b4 u could know it, it's already a brand new day.

We all woke up @dsame tym
Olu nd lola greeting the three guy in the room b4 leaving the room to there house to go freshen up

Victor : sup guys how the party and who are does girls

Flex: the party dry joor, we just go waste money

Kelvin: d party was nt dah bad, the girls are olu nd layo, I met dem yesterday, na flex bring dem come

Flex: I see dem two weeks ago @ a shop, so I con collect der number con follow dem up especially dat layo ( flex lykz girls dah looks like olosho, dunno why) so I con invite dem come, I even Bleep layo yesterday

Victor : eeh, some girls no get sense o, first day u come man house, u open yansh ( grin e pain diz dude, becuz he hardly get does kind of girls or luck)

Me: lolz weytin concern u, dense o

Victor : comot for here joor, omo ibo

Me: victor, u don fu*k ur virgin babe?

Victor : omo she no gree o, I swear buh me self I no go gree, I must fu*k her oo( buh I think he loves de girl, I can't remember d last tym diz dude had a gf, so diz new babe, he does nt want story)

Flex: kelvin, u fu*k olu?

Victor : if kelvin fuc*k dat girl make I die, kelvin Wey dense

Me: omo the girl na virgin oo

Flex: lolz, u don enter one chance,

Victor : u sure d girl na virgin, u kn say u no get sense

Me: ur papa no get sense , I swear I check her pus*y na, Menh it was very tight

Victor : she don go use virginity cream for u

Me: why u dense like diz na, virginity cream ko olosho cream ni

Flex: lolz

Me: omo I don dey date her self, we are dating!

Flex: u just like to dey fu*k nd date yourba girls ni, why u no date Ibo girl nd una girls sabi fu*k pass our girls ( diz guy is dense grin how did he get his facts)

Victor : I swear,dey can fu*k, go all the ashawo house Wey dey around na Ibo girls full der, I even get one customer then, chichi, one day I con come, I give am 1k make we fu*k, we con dey bang I con ask her make she give me doggy ,she con say "no be only doggy, I go give u monkey, goaty, cowwy, donkey, na 1k u give me o, u think say I be ur gf"

Me : lolzzzz why una dense like diz, come 8hr for 042 u go see yourba girls.
I noticed something abt some yourba frnds around me, dey believe once u are not hausa or yourba then ur definitely igbo undecided. Dey tink say na only 3tribe dey 9ja ni.

As usual victor is taking his early morning dosage, 400mg of tramadol ,which he take every single day ,even wen his broke, u go sha see tramadol for him pocket,he said it gives him morale nd confidence,nd it also makes him talk too much , diz why we call him the DRUG LORD
After some few minutes, tobi nd mayor entered the room

Tobi: guys hw far, omo I dey H ( means is hungry) food dey

Victor : we don turn restaurant for ur eye na, no go buy food chop, ode, dense boy

Tobi: who ask diz one, druglord

Victor : ur papa

Me: buh tobi I tot u had a church program to attend diz morning

Tobi[/b]: woo I ni go again joor

[b]Flex
: VP , lol, omoale

Victor : VP Wey suppose dey arrange babe from he church

Tobi: weytin diz one dey talk ni

Mayor: how was d party

Me: e make sense, u missed

Flex: u way fu*kup, we con dey wit for u for d party ( that's a fat lie, we didn't even remember he was comin)

Me: na ade come take ur space

We were so hungry we decided to go to a near by restaurants to eat, while going, I had a call from lola

Lola: Hi kelvin, wer u @

Me : on my way to d Booker to eat

Lola: Mr Booker, I coming over by 10 ,buy food for me o, if u no won die ni Lolzz ( I just like diz girl, so fun to be wit)

Me: lolzzzz OK oo, bye
The call ended, immediately, I had another call, it was olu

Olu: Hi bby

Me: Hi love, sup, ve u eaten

Olu: am cool, nt yet, my phone battery is low, will be coming over to ur huz by mmmh maybe 9:30
Immediately the call ended, I tried to call her bck buh it was not going tru
shocked d sh*t is about to get real
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op): 2:36pm On May 04, 2017
smadav:
nwanne kee ife na eme now continue ur good work i appreciate
Tnkz boss, I appreciate
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op):
Mind u, lola is fu*king hot, (just imagine nina dobrev from vampire diaries or x x x 2017 movie, type of face nd body shape wit small ass grin)she really dope buh indecisive
(Flex,kelvin,white nd biggy)
We got to the party,we saw our new girls (oluwatosin and layo) with another female friend(mimi)outside waiting for us,

Me: sorry girls hope we didn't keep u guys waiting ( Menh diz girls were HOT, guys were just looking, omo i sharply grabbed oluwatosin) heading towards the main entrance to get checked by d bouncers.

, we met diz dude called ade(dis dude is weird, u know how some people will come for a party hoping to see free entrance or people dey know to help dem) he had to join us making us 8 in number.
for just a table for 5, the organisers didn't allow us to enter cuz we wer more than 5, buh money stop nonsense (neva 4get that) we paid nd bribed some guys, we finally got a table for 5 with 8 sits grin , the party was a bit boring, but as a fun guy, I made my table wild( am funny and a very good dancer, one of d best in town, just imagine les twins, c fly(4rm dance wit peter),kelvin(4rm dance wit peter),Peter p square combined together, ;Dlol) all eyes was on our table as we all got wild popping bottles, dancing, shouting and some shit lyk dat.
I sat beside olu, flex sat beside layo while white, biggy, ade and the new girl sat beside dem self ( I had to finish diz package sharp sharp no time for dulling)

Me: Hi bby, do u always look diz good, ur are wonderfuling hot
Olu: hahaha, tnkz dear, I see u can dance plz dance for me

Me: OK but u ve to dance with me

Dragged her up,she was lil shy, we danced and danced ( she's really good with her waist,whyining it like a samba dancer ,popping and locking it like a Jamaican girl, when" Rihanna work work " came up ,she just finish me)
"My di*ck was already singing and dancing shockie , omo e go set these night".
We sat nd started talking

Olu: kelvin ur good dancer, I must say ( shouting on top of her voice cuz of d loud music)

Me: you are better, u no see say u won kill me with whyning ,bby ur too good

Olu: hahaha go joor,

Me: bby girl, I like u, der is something special abt u, u just awesome, meting u today was d best tin dat has ever happened to me, ur natural bby, wish u could just see wah am feeling right now( undecidedmy brain was lyk, seriously, was dah the best u could think off)

Olu: uhunn, u soo sweet nd nice , I like u too, I mean it ( I was lyk ,haha, tongue take dah back brain, omo d parole don dey click)

We were all drinking some bad mixtures, best, brandy, gin,vodka,tequila, hollaind yoghurt, American honey, Andrea, coke with no ice, gradually we were all geting high, I persuaded her to drink up, while flex was already kissing n smooching layo, they were high.

I kiss olu, she responded bck( grin oya make we knock our self out) we kissed so deep, everybody eyes wer on us ( my di*k was already doing pressup ,preparing for d show down which will happen dat night) for 35minz we were still kissing, the other guys were so bored no babes for dem, the babe(mimi) way come no fine and she fat. So I know really blame dem sha grin,
That weird dense boy called ade had to turn follow come to spoil my romance ( "follow come" is a word we use to describe badluck)
The dude(ade) was so high, he began to talk anyhow

Ade: see una der here dey kiss, u think say I neva kiss b4 ( who ask diz guy undecided)

Flex: hahhahahha, ade u don high

Ade: me lie lie, I dey finish one bottle of magic moment plus alomo, see eh if I catch Rihanna diz night, I go oooo fu*k am eh,( grin shayo na bastard,we're u won see Rihanna, for ur village abie)

Ade:see kelvin,i get money ,i dey collect 200$ iTunes card very day, una papa no get money reach me ( diz dude neva collect 1$ from any client for him life grin)

Me: OK that's it, make we dey go, before fight go start over highnes
We all stood up, leaving the party Hall nd our drinks behind ( Wey we no finish)
we wer all tipsy nd high,we left for home, we were all walking lyk the zombies in the walking dead, I no fit laugh.
My olu started hitting her head while saying something (Omo I fear o, I think say I don go catch babalawo pinkni) she did it again

Olu: remember mum likes u, remember who u are and we're u from, oluwatosin adedayo ur a precious child, remember wah u believe in (saying does stufts while hitting her head really hard)

Me: was the problem dear? huh

Olu: nothing ( nothing and u nko dey hit ur head with hand lyk mad person)
OK I said,
White, biggy and ade left for there various huz,
Same with the fat girl(mimi) who nobody wanted to play with (buh I tried sha) , they all left,
While flex, I, olu and layo went to my house.
We got home by (2:45pm),Victor was already @home bombing sites(yahoo boy tinz), he opened the door for us, we all came inside, I sharply removed my shirt, trousers nd jewellers, moved to the bed(hoping to sex my dream girl (olu)after spending so much money dat night)...
Lien on the bed I called olu to join me( she was sitting on a chair) she came over and lay beside me while flex nd layo were at my back on d same bed ( the bed is big enough for four) then victor was on d rog floor.
So without wasting tym , I start washing her
( I ve two methods of getting a girl to sleep with me, )

Method 1#: I call diz the FPM method, in diz method u don't need to ask d girl out, just start showing off, start talking money transactions with ur guys wen ever she's around, intentionally show her ur bank statement or bitcoin wallect grin, make fake calls mentioning million of naira, just flaunt bro and u will get that pu**y ( diz is the best method for flex after jazz grin, his very good @ flaunting nd lies)

Method 2#: I call diz the "TIEING down" method, some girls no go gree give u pu**y even when u promise dem iPhone 7, so u ve to ask diz girls to date u and if dey say YES, bro knock ur self out grin,

I asked her out (I really like the girl)

Me: bby, am having a strong feelnz for u, I want u to be by my side for all the rest of my life, ur blessing ( my brain was lyk undecided hope say diz dense boy no won fall in love after so many hrt break)

Olu: I feel for u too, do u ve a girlfriend?
Me: no ( ;Di kn dahz a normal tin for a guy to say,buh it was d best answer, and if u even look well I know get girlfriend , na side chick I get)

Olu: kelvin, eeh u boys are always denying

Me: bby, I swear ask my guys or anyone

Olu: like dey will tell me if it's false undecided

Me: bby, trust me, I hate lien (my conscience was lyk shocked kelvin lyk seriously, u Dnt lie?)

Olu: kelvin see I dnt know

Me: bby, I love u, I really wanna be with u, I promise to love nd cherish u, will u be my only one?.

Olu: mmmh.........................yes dear, I will ( I was too cute to be rejected)

Me: u ll neva regret diz, I love u
She responded I love u too

we started Kissing,touching each other ( my bigboy"di*k" was already singing "they want to bang"dermo ft davido).
Menh am really good with my fingers nd mouth, we kissed, grabbing her big ass so tight, open her top, started socking the boos gently making use of my skills, licking her body with my tongue gently from the nipples to the nipples Base, down to her belly button, going upwards again to her neck while my hands gently smooches the nipples nd the breast( she gat nice breast with long nipples) , she was already honey, breathing hard, squeezing my head lyk cloth,rubbing my back so hard( Omo I con tell myself I just got my self a tiger),with my hand going down towards her pu**y, gently smooching the mons pubis (around d base of a vig smileyna )
She quickly taped me and said

Olu: kelvin plz,

Me: bby just wanna romance u, u ll enjoy it

Olu: yea, I will, uhnnnnn oooouu yeaaaaaaaa( the sound she makes as I gently scrub nd fingered her pu**y) I was so surprised, her pu**y was very tight even my smallest finger could nt enter ( Omo hope say diz girl no be virgin o, I dnt like virgins, am scare of dem, I hate d process of disflowering dem nd d pain dey go through cry,ve neva disflowered a girl b4 my conscience no gree me nd I dnt want to), Plz oo Dnt be a virgin I said,
.

Check out wah happened next
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op): 3:28am On May 04, 2017
I, flex, victor, tobi, mayor, [b]white, biggy.
We were called the FPM gang just a joke name ,full name "fopami masters" dahz a yourba word meaning "lien,forming,flaunting or showing off ....I and the guys were heading to the supermarket to get some expensive liqueur or wine for d party, without victor,his at home chilling with his virgin girlfriend name ife( diz bae is cute, still young nd very shy) we call her d dense Queen grin. On our way

Flex: kelvin, if u no Bleep diz girl diz night u be ode, she don fall already, she even kiss u( referring to olu).

Me: guys it not that easy, no be everybody get jazz for body way dey bring chicks, some of us gat to use our brain (counter attack back to flex).

Flex: lolz ode, dense boy.

White: kelvin, she kissed u?, omo she cheap joor( nobody like diz dude, he talk anyhow and behave lik a kid can u imagine angry, no , his flex arend boy that's why his still around us, see diz mumu oo).

Me: white u no get sense oo, na so u dense reach, cuz say she kiss me, she nko cheap abie? See no girl is cheap, d babe why u dey toast for 3yrs fit gree for me under one hour , guy na luck nd d girls choice.

White: she cheap joor ( I know blame d dude sha na flex Wey dey carry em like hand bag I blame)

tobi: kelvin sha no love up oo, I don tell u( since his ex gf broke his hrt nd thru it inside river Niger, the dude don turn anti love ,stone cold grin,d girl really chop he eye, buh some girls no get joy o).

Biggy: kelly who go dey Bleep lola now, make I enter ?now way u don see sharp babe.

Me: lolz Biggy, u way ur di*k dey like flex di*k, even my last born di*k big pass una own, na u won Bleep lola( I wonder how that guy(flex) satisfy the kind of girls he brings home with big ass, and he bangs more often den any one with d/f babes, even sex freaks like victor and I with big di*k never reach d guy half).
We all laughed so hard, my phone rang it was lola,

lola: Hi kelvin, wer u, am at d suya place with a babe I brought for flex,

me: we are coming, babe for flex? (again, omo I need diz jazz oo).

Lola: yes o, d babe just dey disturb me abt flex, ( so diz girls are talking our matter for huz).

Me: how she take know flex (surprised).

Lola: Dnt worry na, girls stuzz (hehe hehe see diz girl oo) the call ended, we all went to the suya joint, I saw lola looking so hot like always with bumshot nd a curptop, also saw a girl beside her with nice shape, well endowned buh her face( she was looking like a panda, so ugly, I was like, woo, flex go still fu*k noni) went to my lola hugged and kissed her while flex took d panda babe to one side to talk, white nd biggy were just disturbing lola, I bought 500# suya for her, nd 100# own for white nd biggy(who dem epp) just to bribe dem not to disturb lola with her own, still yet dey finish lola suya after eating there own, tobi was cool, he wanted to go home and sleep( his house was not far from my place) he was not interested to attend the party cuz he has church things d next day (yea we understood, his a vp) he bordered a bike home, same with mayor which we hardly remember his presence cuz his an introvert, saying he will meet us at the party so he left
It like flex is tru with d panda babe,i noticed he was nt smiling .

Flex: boss how far na, make we go buy does stufts.

Me: OK let's go b4 dem close, u know say here na village 7:50 every shop don dey close,
dey started walking toward d supermarket, I nd lola stayed behind to get more suya for her nd her frnd. I had a call, hmm I dnt know diz number I picked it and it was oluwatosin.

Olu: Hi dear,are we still going for d party( b4 nko, see question oo).

Me : yes dear, we are almost through. Lola was busy with her suya she didnt hear what I said on phone ( and I also got d suya to console her, cuz she ain't going to d party with me). We saw d guys coming back,

me: weytin pop na.

Flex: omo dey don close o.

Me: Eyaaaa, fu*kup.

White: alayn bar go still dey open make we go (and dah place far small 20minz walk).

Me : OK now make we go ,
as usually dey were fast, I could nt walk fast cuz of d two girls Wey I carry, luckily for me d panda girl say she wanna go home, she left. I sharply stop bike b4 she change her mind, bike straight to alayn bar while on d bike with lola, we saw dem guys trekking, i gave dem sign dat I'll be waiting for dem, we got to alayn, was open, people everywhere drinking. I took lola to a space wer we could sit nd talk while waiting for dem boys!!!!!!!!!

Me: lola dear, we wunt be going for the party

lola: why na, I wanna party

Me: the reserved sits has finished nd table for 5 self, same thing nd we can't sit at d bck( I was lien to her just becuz of d new babe olu), babe don't worry were going for swimming next weekend at testimony hotel, I promised

Lola: OK (feeling sad)

Me: sorry love, do u want anything

Lola : no tnkz
dem guys are already around getting d drinks

Lola: kelvin but wah are d drinks for?

Me: mmmh flex cousin is veing her bday, tomorrow, so does drinks is for her( Omo I can't even lie)

Lola: OK sha ( I was relief)
So dey wer through with shopping, I stopped a bike for lola, payed for d t-fee nd she kiss nd left saying bye to d boys

Flex: omo weytin u do, why she dey go. ( see dense question oo)

Me: u dey mad ni, she can't come for d party were olu ll be around, u want make my package spoil!
Dey all laughed, then i said flex was up wit ur new catch

Flex: who

Me: the panda girl, lola's frnd

Flex: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah, omo panda too fine compare to dah girl, and she come d form on top dat, I dey touch her she say why I go touch her

Me: u dense oo, why u go dey touch bae for public for d first tym una dey see ,yaa flex ur life don spoil!

White: dah bae wowo eh, if u dash me I no go take (lol mumu boy)

Biggy: and she d form , she no serious ( see diz one self dey talk, we called him Biggy becuz he really has a small body like a 13yr old boy)

Flex also had a girlfriend called gift (diz girl is cute nd so caring, if u are a guy u wouldn't wanna cheat on diz girl cuz she gives all she has if she loves u, buh she's dense) flex told her she should stay that his taking another girl to d party and she said "OK dear I love u" I was lyk seriously [ undecided why can't I see diz kind of girl.
So we got to my huz,, Victor was not around he went to his girlfriends house and the new girls (olu and her frnds were already calling), we dressed, with our bag of drinks we left for the party
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op): 8:03pm On May 03, 2017
I was with lola all day,i promised to take her for the party (same party I promise olu some hours later),she was so happy, she said ....... Lola: kel I wanna cook for u......................... Me: u, cook?,(I was so surprised cuz we ve been dating for 3weeks she has neva cooked, wer always going out to eat)...................... Lola: yes na, I can cook, see diz guy oo ooo. ................................... Me: lola I use God name take beg u, abeg no poison me oo. ............................... Lola: hahaha kel why u dense like diz, I no cook again (Frowning her face). ................................. Me:oya come na (drew her closer, started touching her gently). .................................. Lola: kelvin naa, leave me joor u ve started again................................................. Me: bby come na, see am not hungry again, just chill am not doing anything, no sex just romance I swear( girls,anytime a guy say
that run for ur life grin)...................... . Still touching her body ,already hearing her breathing hard nd her hrt bit pumping so fast, I know her type, they claim dey dnt like sex but wen u persuade dem nd start d action,dey ll start calling u sweet names. I was already operating on Her breast ,she started moaning ..................... Lola: oooo kelvin oooo shit uhunnnnn uhunnnnn. I quickly moved down, gently smooching her clitoris while socking the breast, moaning so loud she could not control her orgy , she remove her top nd bra so fast (I swear she was like flash, I didn't even see her, I was busy lickin her belly button just raised my head couldn't see any cloth on her) while I removed her bums hot nd panties, she was begging me.......................... Lola: plz bby plz bby( nd she had neva called me dah name b4).................................. Me: wah dear, is it painful, should I stop d romance ( knew she was enjoying it, just wanted to form, u kn na)......................... lola: stop ki, are u dense plz fu*k me, Plz bby ( my di*k was already swearing for me" ode bang diz girl joor, tryn to get out from d trousers "..... .
. I like punishing stubborn girl when romancing dem, u know dah point wen dey can't control der self's anymore, I ll just stop den continue ,stop,continue. Plz if ur babe is hyperactive Dnt try diz with her, some will brake ur head. I did same thing to her, she was just pleading. Using my fingers on her, gently fingering her around,in and out d pu**y, bringing the both labia minora together smooching it wit each other, the other hand still on clitoris.
......................... Lola: ooooooo shit kelvin plz just Bleep me, oo shit finger me faster plzz. After like 25mins of romance, her pu**y was so wet, she drew me upward removed my trousers nd shot,saying u must fu* me now now, I inserted my di*k in her, she gave a sweet sexy moan......................................................... Lola: oooo fu*k ,kelvinnnnnn ur so sweet, o dam, fast faster faster fasterrrrrr. Yea Yea yeeeea dam, Bleep, shit,kelvinnnn( ;Dthat was wen I knew I need a PhD award in sex). ................................. Me: bby turn for doggy (immediately she did, was lyk Eyaaaa mama na u oo). Started banging softly, gently, increasing the speed,changing styles every 5minz................................... lola: oh kelvin I love u ( bby u Dnt love me u love d way I bang u grin) after 2-3hours, we wer tru,i stood up.................................... Me: hey dear I wanna get to d bank buh I ve to get home first to get my atm, do u wanna follow me......................................... Lola: oo no am tired, u want to kill me, now ur asking me to follow u, leave joor porn star. Me: lolz ur papa..
Lola: lol ur papa too( I rushed to beat her buh it play) she start shouting,................... lola: lolz Eyaaaa mama help, kelvin wanna kill me oo, faith ooo wer u ooo( mama was her landlady stayn next door by d left while faith was stayn next door by right ) after playing with her, I told her she should start geting ready b4 I come back, she said yes sir, I left for home to get my atm, that was when I met oluwatosin
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op): 4:56pm On May 03, 2017
Few minutes later flex call saying his tru, we both went in the room, as usual d bad smell of a room after sex( u know, that shocking smell of fluid,sperm,pu**y all combined) so we sat down, I popped up the question to layo......................... . ............. Me: guys let's go for the party..... Layo: yes yes( I was lyk diz girl no even allow me land, she neva tire ni, duo I was happy cuz if layo is going, olu is definitely going). ....................... Flex: OK, than, u guys should start going home to prepare. We accompanied them to the busstop, while we wer going,layo found out I was Ibo guy..................... Layo: aaaha fine boy so u an Ibo boy,lolz, Omo Ibo ahahahhah. .......................... Olu: I Dnt know why he has to be an ibo, can't u be yourba(yaaa weytin I do, una don start o, I tot), we got to d junction,i stopped a bike for them, layo kissed flex(i was like eeya, for public) I was like olu did u see that, oya come and give me my own kiss, she smiled, came to my front and gave me a deep kiss( d shit just got real,omo my junior just dey dance kokoma). So they left, I was like me:flex u bang diz bae?...........
Flex:Omo kelvin u be sure guy, I no kn say u get brain like diz ooo..........................................................me: flex ur papa, u dense oo,i kn weytin won sup na why I con commot ...................................................flex:bro tnkz, I over straff dat girl(showing me the condom he used which was still on his d**k).......................................................me: boss na u oo, oya make we go prepare for d party...................................flex:: sure make we go buy drinks cuz I won bang diz bae again diz night . We both laughed. Before I forget flex has a girlfriend named gift(she was not that flashie buh she's cool nd very caring, diz a type of girl u would nt want to cheat on,she gives all she has once she loves u nd I respect her)buh flex Dnt give a F*ck....... We went out to get some drink for d party(these type of party, more drinks on ur table more reps, so u need to pop casket, castle or magic moment etc with does light candle shi*t, with dat undertaker song,party guys should understand wah am saying)
RomanceRe: Story Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op):
Now lemme mention some names. victor(cassanova nd a gee boy, lightly dense), tobi ( just a normal dude buh diz guy is super dense grin) mayor( definition of a good boy turn bad,he was influenced by bad frnds,he smokes anything also a wanna be gee boy, his heavily dense grin) flex(heartless cassanova nd d best gee boy in the house,cuz he make more money than them, he just has diz jazz dah draw babes to him angry not even me nd I was the cutest),I and flex were the dopest guys in d house (buh I think his richer den me, come on guys his a gee boy, and am not) anyway flex was the guy who was trying to ve sex wit oluwatosins friend named layo, and that's d first day their seeing each other .flex was from ibadan though he claims warri,(wonder if spending your holidays in warri makes you one)he lyks arguing while victor is from ekera(ekiti)we call him drug lord(will explain why later), tobi who was a VP in his campus church is from (ogun) and mayor from (ekiti), I myself (enugu). Being the only Ibo guy in click was really hard. Was already on my way to d bank with olu( she's Omo mummy which I noticed),we got to d bank around 7:27pm, the queue was so much buh it was easy to locate someone familiar on the queue cuz I was popular,so gave him my atm to help me withdraw, than went to sit wit my dream girl(olu). You know how we guys like whining girls, we started talking...................................................... Me: dear, u ve a nice shape nd cute face, see I can't get my eyes off u, we're u born in the Bahamas (she has diz Shailene Woodley from d divergent movie face and body shape). .
Olu: hahaha tnkz dear, ur cute too and sweet, Was ur name self ...................... Me: am kelvin, wer u from nd wer do u stay. ........................... olu: ondo state nd I stay in ibadan. ............................................. Olu: wbu wer u from ? ......................... Me: enugu. ........................... Olu: u an Ibo guy? noooo na,why must u be an ibo ( I was lyk undecided, so it's my fault for being an Omo Ibo, see wahala oo, nd she was already falling for me den)............. Me: u Dnt like Ibo or wah, was wrong? Olu: nothing much, sha Dnt worry ( in my mind I was lyk na u sabi sha, hope say diz girl go date me o, make I sha chop clean mouth) so we wer through wit the atm now heading home. We got to my house the door was still lock which means flex and layo were up to sumtin,so we went outside to wait ,it even gave more time to talk with her. .... Me: olu, let's go for the gean carnival diz night( it was big party hosted by some gee guy @ d uni, dey wer flex friends). ........................................ Olu: hmm, I dunno, I will ask my friend (knowing she was Omo mummy nd trying to blend in to university wildlife, while her friend layo is a bad girl,she ll straff u for money or phone, even wen u form dat ur a gee boy nd promise her stuff, just get ready to get banged!,dey are both in dsame level both d/f department) Knowing the kind friends she walks with, I than assume that she would also be a bad girl ,so I had plan, I was lyk lemme take her out, let's get drunk than we Bleep . Wah happened next shocked me
RomanceStory Of Love/ Sex,ethnic Hatred,cheat, Betrayal, by Flexysweet(op):
[size=8pt][/size] This story can be accepted as a true life story which it is , it can also be accepted as a fabrication of my mind which its not. I'm not a writer neither I'm I that good in English language, so please pardon my errors. The names and locations has been changed, so if I mention your area don't be mad, don't start suspecting any fine babe for that area.na so e pain me I write em, Please enjoy. one faithful day I met a girl named oluwatosin(nt real name) she's hot,nice shape(figure8) with endowned backside, tall, very beautiful, lil fair in Complexion, speaks fluently, flashy nd dresses dope( with less makeup nd she didn't piece her ear shocked) I told myself I can't dull this package o. I myself , cute, fair in Complexion, tall, fun nd social, financially I was OK,had business around me even forex (it's normal for Omo igbo lyk me) nd was making money as a young guy,i stay in one of the southwest states were am also running a program, I ve some dope gee boys around me as tight friends incase of backup( u know say gee na d dopest work for my homies in SW grin). Meeting her was the best nd worst thing that ever happened to me, so we started talking, I noticed she was smart nd fun to be with, I was already falling for her. But mind u, I ve a girl who am seeing den named lola(nt real name) our r/ship was complicated cuz before we started dating she told me she had a boyfriend serving(NYSC) but said she liked me(cuz I was cute) buh she lyks her real boyfriend more than i( that really hurt me a lot), nd dah she could breakup anytime she want angry,can u imagine that) but since she's hot and we sex alot, I just ignored some shit. both girls are students in one of federal university located in southwest part of Nigeria,wer I also got my bsc, with der name u ll know there from d yourba tribe, the night I met oluwatosin,she came to my side with her friend to see one of my gee niggz,I had some tight frnds come over to my huz for some weeks to chill with me........ me: I dear ,how are u, was ur name( greeting her). .... Her(olu): am fine , ..................................... me: was ur name pretty ....... ....................... her(olu): oluwatosin, ur room looks nice .................................... me: tnkz dear, wow u so cute (also greeting her frnd) ,who is already on bed with my frnd smiling,nd my frnd is already giving me sign to fuckoff(for my house o angry) so as a sharp guy, ve already known was popping so to give space for dem to makelove, I had to excuse myself, nd I had to take oluwatosin with me, but I had to think abt something that will make her follow me, I remembered that der was a party that night which we are attending and I really needed cash to ball with my guys . Talking to her ....................... Me: Hi olu can u accompany me to d bank plz. ............ . ......... Her(olu): hmmmmmmmm, oook, ......... me: that's cool dear tnkz. So we started our journey
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