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Sepp360: Paster Olu.T just helped me on that one!...
Nice counter though!...

lwkmd,,,,you requesting for reinforcement in the middle of battle,,,,better finish what u started

Pastor Olu T: No contradiction, even if u get the response, they are not standing ijn the road that shows their xters. Bt very good one I must confess

Unless that cos if they were to stand on their exert places then my question will definitely lead me to the write part

A must win match for 9ja,,,,,up super eagels!!

Sepp360: I'd throw the question to both of them, and you and I know that the lying angel would give me an answer that would favour him!... Grab?

He said you can only ask one angel one question @ a time and not both angels,,,,that's were the confusion lies

Sepp360: lolz!... Funny!... Lest you forget, even the Devil "believe" in God!.. So He'd probably give you an answer that you obviously wanna hear, i mean the same answer the truthful angel would give!...

Now u contradicting your self,,,,you told us that the lying angel will always lie no matter what,,,,so how come you now saying that he will agree with the angel of truth by saying Yes, dat God is a merciful God instead of telling the opposite which will turn out to be a lie?

Ok,,,lemme give a try,,,,since am to ask only one angel one question to get the right way to heaven,,,here is ma question,,,i will ask the angel *if God is a merciful God*,,,,if it is the angel of truth he will reply YES den i will know he is standin on the way that leads to heaven,,but if he reply NO den i will know he is the lying angel and take the other way

bin gbagbo:

one word for the op,,,,he is a very silly, brilliant, ape

born_to_be_gr8t: You be English teacher ?

mtcheeew,,u have eyes but can not see,,ah tey u say ah b English teacher?

bin gbagbo: no..i did a teeth surgery

lolz,,,ah will luv to see ya doctor,,he seems to b rili gwd wit his profession,,,i tink i will lyk him to take me on my brain transplant.

Sepp360: you wouldn't even know the correct/sincere answer to your queschion as long as the lying angel is present!.. Buh if i must ask, den it would be!..."I really love to go through the road of death, which road should i follow"?...

wrong,,,how would u no if u are askin d lying angel or not

bin gbagbo:

lolz,,,ah love ya teeth,,,u using mackline?

First joke,,,,ah laff
2nd joke,,,,,ah smile
3rd joke,,,,,,smh,,,,
9ice try

askmike2k2: Emeka invited his girl friend Bisi by name to come his house and the guy was inside waiting for Bisi to shown case
Behold the guy other girlfriend Ruth was on her was to see her guy she fail to see a day before, and both ladies arrives that the same time if you are the guy what will you do first and if you are Ruth or Bisi what will you do to the guy

who says english is easy

See me see case,,,,oya what are you?

End of news,,,,studio re-opens by 5:15 for more fake news,,,pls stay tune

Maddest guy ever liveth @ gbangi bingi,,,,,,lwkmd

TYPES OF POO POO.
1. Ghost Poo- the kind of poo
when u feel there's poo coming
out, but no poo in the toilet.
2. Clean poo- you kak it out, see
the poo in the toilet but nothing
on the tissue.
3. Wet poo- after wiping plenty
times you still feel unwiped.
4. Second wave poo- you're done
kaking, pull up ur pants, then
realise u need to kak some more.
5. Pop a vein in the forehead poo-
you strain so much to get it out,
you feel like you're having a
stroke.
6. Gassy poo- so noisy everyone
within earshot is giggling.
7. Drinkers poo- it leaves the most
noticeable skid marks at the
bottom of the toilet.
8. The I wish i could kak poo- you
wanna kak but all u do is sit on
the toilet and fart a few times and
nothing came out.
9. Wet cheek poo- it drops so fast
it splashes on ur butt cheeks.
10. The dangling poo- the one
that refuses to leave the ass, you
have to shake it off.
11. Oh shit poo- the type you're in
the middle of dropping a big one
and you forgot to lock the toilet
and someone you've been
forming for entered without
knocking and THE POO
DISAPPEARED.
12. Suprise poo- this gives no
signal. You're about to fart but
BAAMMM!! It's Poo!
Wait.
Until this happens to you in public
you'll never know the importance
of early morning poo. Hehehe... No
matter how beautiful or rich you
are, I'm sure you've experienced
at least one of them. Just be
sincere. Which one have u
experienced more this week?

Nice right up....









Jazz imagining wot d idiat will teach in class (lolz)





Waiting 4 part seven anyways

You must be a madt fellow

The ENd

careless....na so madness dey start

Bayan munich (1)Vs(4) Arsenal....lolz...4 wenger mind now e don nack bayarn 4 dia home win oooo










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Unless bayan use their 3rd team

ATMC: @jtwest hello, don't bother coming again, stop your squad for my toddler swallowed d bomb. Thanks

Seconds later the escalatum expatotian explodes into pieces but the phone call still remain intact. I pick it up......(With a deep voice) "helo!! Who the f**k is on the line"

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invectives: Hey is [i][/i (]this a joke!!!!!####

Hey no need asking the mad man ran out of the /saikia/ this morning I no him very well

Mr.Governor: Ladie & gentlemen
Aid: sir pls add S (Ladies)
Governor: okkk pls add S thank u.








Mumu....oya come force laugh commot 4rm my mouth ma see u!!!

Sun shine una complain,rain fall una still complain haba wich kind human beans una b sef make una fwee d weather jawe jawe

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I bet you, this is the only post you will get 4 this tread.












Nonsense!!!

Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was.

Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center... for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For Car Accident press 1, for Armed Robbery press 2, for Boko haram please hang up...Den I pressed 2, another voice came up...If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6...Then I checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... another a voice came up saying...

Hmmmm...! My brother, if your brother dey police u go gree make im come?

U guys should be posting I will be viewing

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here". The man says, "Yes, it is"
BOY: I have a baseball. MAN: That's nice. BOY: Want to buy it? MAN: No, thanks. BOY: My dads outside. MAN: OK, how much? BOY: $150. MAN: Sold!

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
BOY: Dark in here. MAN: Yes, it is. BOY: I have a Wilson infielders glove. MAN: How much? BOY: $350. MAN: Highway robbery. Sold.

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, lets go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that, that's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
BOY: Dark in here.
PRIEST: Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now!

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?..
AKPOS: Hollandia