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bunmioguns: you are welcome, see anoda version it....





Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.











One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,

A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise and

Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,

In a two-story house on a vacant lot;

A man with no legs came walking by,

and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;

The long black hearse came to cart him away,

But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,

The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;

But if you doubt my lies are true,





Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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bunmioguns: Nice Joke

moneybag4411: fleyboy,ure a compound fool...is ds a jokeu should be ashamed of yoursef.....ode

Lagusta: Ask wikipedia!!!

Ruqaya: hmmmmmmnn

ihedioramma: AND U . BECOS WE DONT WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE WORLD AND WE SIN TO OUR GOD . THAT IS WHY I SAY HUMAN.

realsammie:
bros no go there o!. she is 63 with 9 children, 4 grand children and 2 great grand children

ihedioramma: HUMAN.

PretiEbony: And who is this?

PretiEbony: Funny comments

jamesacho: Nonesense

simon gonner: 1. Can u cry
under water?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall of trees
when they sleep?
4. Why is it called building
when
it is already built?
5. When they say dogs food is
new and improved, who
tastes
it?
6. If money doesn't grow on
trees then why do banks have
branches?
7. why does round pizza come
in
a square box?
8. Why doesn't glue stick 2 its
bottle?
9. "I Love You" is not a
question
then why does it need an
answer

PretiEbony: Mtschew!!!

Mr.T Anonymous:
d fight dey sweet me

davroca16: abeg no mAke any resolution wey go lead you to ur early exit ooh

ashson: U try shaa...

Lagusta: #shikena #lobatan #gbam!!!

Lagusta: #GBAGAUN

chakula: It was a literature! Sorry.

Lagusta: Guy y u bring religion into the matta nah....

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