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Celebrities / Re: Davido Brags About His Very Expensive Shoes (Photos) by flowjoe: 8:16am On Aug 02, 2017
wrong use of English

Travel / Re: Private Jet Looking Like A Hotel That Costs N27 Million From Lagos To Abuja by flowjoe: 7:14am On Jul 18, 2017
what airline is this? I'd like to work there smiley
Gaming / Re: SNES Is Back, Nintendo Launches $80 Mini Console With 21 Games Built-in(Photos) by flowjoe: 1:42pm On Jul 04, 2017
Onyenna:
Nice idea.. .
i don't think so people who played dos games dat year (like me) have since moved on to better consoles like ps4 & xbox one x with better graphics, gameplay, storyline
its dead on arrival

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Romance / Re: Was Having A Bad Day Until I Saw This! by flowjoe: 10:56am On Jun 25, 2017
DeBlessedOne:


Lol! I don't know how they do it. But you don't feel them climbing till they get to the sensitive parts. And they also don't bite till they get there. End time ants. ���
its like dey climb on the leg hairs cheesy

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Romance / Re: Was Having A Bad Day Until I Saw This! by flowjoe: 8:47am On Jun 25, 2017
lmfaooo, something similar happened to me but mine was crazier
i arrived abj in d night & i went to ease myself at a bush nearby, midway into emptying my tank i started feeling some sensations, (u wont feel anything as d ants are climbing) i went from gear 1 to gear 5 real quick, removed all my clothing plus my boxers. my cousin was just) laughing all through grin angry

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Car Talk / Re: This 2017 Honda Civic Type R Would Change Your Perception About Civics (photos) by flowjoe: 8:02pm On Jun 22, 2017
Yungbitz:

The Bleep no. It took much pimping on the red color to give it any beauty. I rather Dodge challenge or Supercharger instead of that Honda
ur call bro... enjoy
Car Talk / Re: This 2017 Honda Civic Type R Would Change Your Perception About Civics (photos) by flowjoe: 6:21am On Jun 22, 2017
Yungbitz:
I see a very ugly car
for real? ? bro u need to change ur perception,
this is a machiiine u'll love to spin for eva grin
Phones / Re: The Most Powerful Android App Ever!!!! by flowjoe: 7:12am On Apr 26, 2017
NLbully:
There are up to a thousand things that you can still do with the rooted phone
i know so
Phones / Re: The Most Powerful Android App Ever!!!! by flowjoe: 5:26pm On Apr 25, 2017
i hav a rooted fone & d only few things ive done r ;ifont, give es explorer root access, adaway
feels like im underutilizing ma fone
Car Talk / Re: My Reverse And Parking Skills Is Still Imperfect..how Do I Improve? by flowjoe: 11:16am On Apr 19, 2017
firstly, what transmission do u use?
Car Talk / Re: The New Infiniti QX80 Would Be Monstrous And Luxurious (photos) by flowjoe: 12:45pm On Apr 14, 2017
whitebeard:
ma dream car and I was comparing it with that Chinese vehicle
lol @ Chinese vehicle grin
well we gotta double ar hustle to live d dream
Travel / Re: Pripyat, Fukushima, Inside The Two Largest Radioactive Ghost Town On Earth. by flowjoe: 12:19pm On Apr 14, 2017
Explorers:
Fukushima.




Consumed by nature: Dozens of vehicles lie abandoned during emergency evacuation and covered in overgrown bushes along what was once a stretch of road near the power plant.
see business opportunity$$ cheesy
Car Talk / Re: The New Infiniti QX80 Would Be Monstrous And Luxurious (photos) by flowjoe: 11:59am On Apr 14, 2017
whitebeard:
Please..!!
Cadillac escalade 2015
is that ur baby or dream car wink
Travel / Re: “Kaman K-Max”: Is This The Craziest Helicopter Blades You’ve Ever Seen? by flowjoe: 11:48am On Apr 14, 2017
sublime aerodynamics cool
Travel / Re: Graveyard Of Nigeria's Dead Airplanes (Photos) by flowjoe: 8:54am On Apr 14, 2017
what an eyesore cry
Phones / Re: The New Nokia 8 With Its Amazing Features by flowjoe: 10:33am On Mar 25, 2017
lwise:


Nothing like it for now
no price info?
Fashion / Re: Guy Reacts To Calvin Klein Boxers Of N22,000 He Saw At A Supermaket (Photo) by flowjoe: 10:56pm On Feb 18, 2017
boxers wey some peepu dey wear one week, two weeks without changing cheesy

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Phones / Re: Who Has The Best Looking Typing App? Check Mine Out by flowjoe: 12:09pm On Feb 18, 2017
GoodyOG:

am using the stock theme
of what fone sir?
Phones / Re: Who Has The Best Looking Typing App? Check Mine Out by flowjoe: 12:50am On Feb 17, 2017
GoodyOG:
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what theme u using? looks catchy cool
Romance / Re: When 2 Nigerian Pilots Are In Love (Photos) by flowjoe: 6:36pm On Feb 04, 2017
lexy2014:
d issue isn't about type of plane but frequency of flying.what I mean is that as a commercial pilot, d lady will fly week in week out,in extreme cases daily.d dude on d other hand isn't under such pressure.except he is on a mission or drafted to war, he will b cooling his heels somewhere. so does that answer ur question?
i didn't ask a question bruh smiley
im a pilot, so i know what im saying
#okbye cool
Romance / Re: When 2 Nigerian Pilots Are In Love (Photos) by flowjoe: 5:14pm On Feb 04, 2017
supereagle:

You have no experience. You leave profession in the field or office and practice marriage at home.

One is military pilot and the woman, a civilian pilot.
i know d difference mr. experience in the line of work, from d looks of things u'd be too rigid & uptight if u can't apply some humour in ur marriage. cool
Romance / Re: When 2 Nigerian Pilots Are In Love (Photos) by flowjoe: 5:10pm On Feb 04, 2017
lexy2014:
d guy is a soldier I guess US airforce.so he wouldn't b flying like d lady
@ d bolded waht does dat even mean
d only difference is d kind of planes dey fly, one flies military designed for speed & maneuverability & killing the other is a commercial civilian pilot, for conveying passengers & possibly cargo, so dey are both in d same tree, just a different branch cool
Romance / Re: When 2 Nigerian Pilots Are In Love (Photos) by flowjoe: 11:09am On Feb 04, 2017
cheesy owwwww verry cute, but i cnt marry someone thats in the same profession as me, u mean i can't even say some professional jargon to her & she'll just be amazed & perplexed, instead she'll just be challenging me & my ego angry
no! no! no!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Is This Prank Not Too Expensive? by flowjoe: 9:08am On Jan 22, 2017
lmao.. absolutely hilarious, i was literally crying & rolling on my bed as i watched dis
fuckn. savage cheesy grin
Computers / Re: ALL ITEMS SOLD! !!! by flowjoe: 11:31pm On Jan 12, 2017
someone should buy d lenovo thinkpad na cheesy
Travel / Re: Helicopter Lands On Busy Highway In Kenya After Pilot Lost Direction (photos) by flowjoe: 10:36pm On Jan 07, 2017
d comments on this topic, are all filled with ignorant petty talks. shaking my head as i read through undecided
lots of factors come into play wen such abnormalities occur, of which the nairaland crew doesn't want to consider eg the weather as @ d time, the pilots health, aircrafts systems, endurance(fuel remaining) et all
even d mod who pushed it to fp should be banned angry
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by flowjoe: 12:48pm On Dec 26, 2016
JideSM:


Hi flowjoe, i sincerely apologize about this experience. Please be informed that i have forwarded this issue to the support unit. I'll update you on the resolution details as soon as possible. Regards
pls do so because im about to create a topic which will be moved to d fp, with screenshots of everything dats transpired between me & ur various channels of communication
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gifts A Woman N250k On Twitter To Start Her Own Business by flowjoe: 10:40pm On Dec 25, 2016
i just love jazzy
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by flowjoe: 12:44pm On Dec 24, 2016
I have been using my mtn line since 2008, earlier dis month about 10th - 12th i was promted to re-register my no. as d details were sketchy, later on i was barred from making/receiving calls&texts & even browsing
now d issue is that i had an active subscription (2k for 3.5gb)b4 i was barred.
i registered d line again on d 19th of dis mnth & i was sent d confirmation txt, after dat i made calls +received text, i later on switched on my data & to my utter dismay i received a txt saying i had exhausted my bundle (which is not possible coz i just subscribed 2 days b4 d barr on my line)
i have called customer care, only to be kept on hold, i tweeted n dm'd @MTN180 no reply, i ws snubbed
here's my no.
08032062873
pls do sth cc tayoccu jidesm
Science/Technology / Re: Come In And See The Modern Titianic by flowjoe: 2:05pm On Dec 18, 2016
op is der a name for this liner? coz I'll love to add it to my to do list

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